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#3853 - admiralhowe (05/01/2014) [-]
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.   
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.   
Isnt that 						*******					 awesome?    
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.
Isnt that ******* awesome?
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
User avatar #3854 to #3853 - ecov (05/01/2014) [-]
YUUUUUUUS
User avatar #3856 to #3855 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
hi hi
#3857 to #3856 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I almost had a god damn heart attack today.
How was your promotion? Did you chew anyone out for hues?
User avatar #3858 to #3857 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
why?
It was short and nice
And I DID chew somebody the **** out today
User avatar #3859 to #3858 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Girlfriend played a prank on me, made me think she was leaving me, i chucked a cheesecake at her so its all good now.
What did you chew him out for?
User avatar #3860 to #3859 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
For just being an asshole

he's the kind of guy everybody agrees is a douchebag

I was yelling how he only think about himself and how this job is a ******* team effort and he just said yeah I know

I just wanted to punch his lights out when he said "I don't care if you're a lcpl if you try to tell me what to do I'll knock you out"

but his bruised face isn't worth an NJP
User avatar #3861 to #3860 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I hope he gets anally raped.
User avatar #3862 to #3861 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
he will in time

I told him that one of these days he's gonna be woken up tied to a tree and nobody is going to do a damn thing
User avatar #3863 to #3862 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Its going to be like that scene in Band of Brothers, where in one sentence, Major Winters makes Capt. Sobel look like a bitch at the end.
User avatar #3864 to #3863 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
#3865 to #3864 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I are hype.
Wutcha doin now?
User avatar #3866 to #3865 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
gonna watch frozen

you?
User avatar #3867 to #3866 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Listening to the Blues Brothers and talking to my friend about sunday.
User avatar #3868 to #3867 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
I'M A SOOOOOOUL MAN
User avatar #3869 to #3868 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
**** is noice.
I wish i had a coke though, i have no mores.
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
bummer I'ma going to watch my movie

ttyl
User avatar #3871 to #3870 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
oki bibi
#3842 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I ran Yosemite, and i swam until i was sure that if i didnt get get to shallow water, id ******* drown from exhaustion earlier today.
My entirety is sore.
Also, i puked in the water.
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
go hard or go home i guess.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
bf4 and movies
User avatar #3846 to #3845 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I was playing company of heroes
been a long time since i played that game.
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
Im watching deuce bigalow
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
Which part tho
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
european gigalo
User avatar #3851 to #3850 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
funny as ****
User avatar #3852 to #3851 - admiralhowe (04/30/2014) [-]
oh ya, did you do anything with that girl yet?
User avatar #3718 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3717 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yo
#3720 to #3719 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #3722 to #3721 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I was watching the movie about Kuchisake Onna and the actress looked like my girl, and i was disturbed but aroused.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol

I'm talking about cumming on doorknobs just now
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, where the hell else are you gunna cum? In a tissue like some homo?
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Toilet paper
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
I am so ashamed
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
you rack so much ******* disciprine.
#3730 to #3729 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I know, i saw.
I know, i saw.
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Imgonna do it
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
If you dont, id be extremely disappointed.
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
And she will be in San Diego this summer
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
****
Her
In
Half
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yus
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Itd be one hell of a story to tell the rest of the guys.
You had a 3 way involving you, her, and a doorknob.
User avatar #3677 - admiralhowe (04/25/2014) [-]
EE
#3698 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
so you're getting sex because your phone died?
#3699 to #3698 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically
How ******* awesome is that? She thinks i hung up on her.
HA
#3700 to #3699 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You lucky bitch
#3701 to #3700 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
In one week, i managed to break her from being a stone cold bitch to being wrapped around my finger by making mistakes, being confused, not knowing what the **** was going on and generally acting silly.
Manly.
#3702 to #3701 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
And all I've got for the part 3 months is being surrounded by a bunch of sweat disgruntled men
#3703 to #3702 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Maybe go out with one of your buddies and search for poon.
#3704 to #3703 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
to sore

I just want to rest

You're so "on the go" you can't just relax
#3705 to #3704 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I guess rest is cool too.
Youll find poon soon
#3706 to #3705 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
all what I have seen is suzie rottencrotch
#3707 to #3706 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?   
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.   
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?   
Yeah 33.   
So there's that.    
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?
Yeah 33.
So there's that.
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
#3708 to #3707 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
#3709 to #3708 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
There's the spirit.
Never give up on the booty.
#3710 to #3709 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
I am so bored
#3711 to #3710 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Here, have a picture of my favorite weeb licking her computer screen.
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
norris?
#3713 to #3712 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
lol ye
I swear to god i have too many pics of people from here doing stupid/silly **** .
User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
it's because we are all bored
#3715 to #3714 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
cya
User avatar #3678 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3679 to #3678 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
i might get beaten to death later.
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You gonna get pistol whipped to death bitch
#3683 to #3682 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I just hope she kicks my ass either before or after dinner, not during.
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
don't put out any knives
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to run away and pretend im a mexican pool boy named ernesto.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
can you mow my lawn?
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
For a dollar or some beer, yes.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
beer then
#3689 to #3688 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to join the Navy, maybe then i can learn to nuke, then nuke myself.
User avatar #3690 to #3689 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Ok wantabe gay squid
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Can squids me gay?
User avatar #3692 to #3691 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
we call navy guys squids
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I dont know why but that makes sense.
User avatar #3694 to #3693 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD
User avatar #3696 to #3695 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
She called back, to ******* apologize for making me angry with her.
And asked if she could make it up to me tonight after dinner.
There is a voodoo priest who has a crush on me somewhere.
User avatar #3646 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Oi
User avatar #3667 to #3646 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
watching Jarhead
#3668 to #3667 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
I need to watch that.
I need to watch that.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
it's funny
#3670 to #3669 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3672 to #3671 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Either that or id be like, the only guy that dies in the most retarded way ever.
User avatar #3673 to #3672 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Id want to go out by getting blown up by an IED, being sent flying as i scream like a bitch, and the impact breaks my ribs, and as im getting up, i sneeze and die.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
ey I'm going to bed soon man got to wake up early
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
oki bibi bbygrl
User avatar #3647 to #3646 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
yo
#3648 to #3647 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Wutcha doin 						******					?
Wutcha doin ****** ?
User avatar #3649 to #3648 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
porn
#3654 to #3653 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
How do you feel about a lot of tattoos on a girl?
#3655 to #3654 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
well if it's a good large tattoo like a 						*******					 dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that 						****					   
   
But if it's stupid 						****					 like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off    
>MFW   
so there's two sides to this coin
well if it's a good large tattoo like a ******* dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that ****

But if it's stupid **** like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off
>MFW
so there's two sides to this coin
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
internet too gay to load
User avatar #3658 to #3657 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
She had bunch of tattoos, like on her buttcheeks n stuff.
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
as long as it's not stupid then I'd pound it
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
It was kinda stupid, she was epic though.
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3662 to #3661 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
I need better porn.
User avatar #3663 to #3662 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
I need internet TOO porn
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Do you mean i have better internet than someone?
Sweet.
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
yus it sucks donkey dick
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
This makes me giggle.
User avatar #3643 - admiralhowe (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3566 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3632 to #3566 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I know I am
#3633 to #3632 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
At least when youre discharged you can grow a sweet ass beard and jesus hair
#3634 to #3633 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I plan to look like jesus again
I plan to look like jesus again
#3636 to #3635 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh and my sgt saw my jesus picture

Needless to say it was entertaining
#3637 to #3636 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
ohhhh what did he say?
#3638 to #3637 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Holy **** and dying from laugher
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
it was hard to keep a straight face
User avatar #3641 to #3640 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
show him the marshmallows
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
lol hey I need to go to sleep talk to you later
User avatar #3611 to #3566 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
she's like a cat staring to be fed

User avatar #3612 to #3611 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
exactly
i say "Whats up? want me to move?" n **** like that but nope.
just stares.
#3613 to #3612 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Eat nothing but boiled eggs and asparagus then when she's around just unleash a fart that cthulhu himself couldn't stand
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3617 to #3615 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
this dude st the liquor store smelled like ******* pants and it gave me a massive headache.
User avatar #3616 to #3615 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
k back
User avatar #3618 to #3616 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
dude
the poop guy
he stank so hard it hurt
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
what he indian?
User avatar #3621 to #3620 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
He was mexican i think.
Oh my god, ive never even smelled anything that legit gave me a headache.
It was disgusting.
#3622 to #3621 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
that's bad
#3623 to #3622 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
Ive never wanted to hit someone just for stinking but god damn.
Wutcha doin?
#3624 to #3623 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
gave myself my weekly haircut

damn annoying
#3625 to #3624 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I think i need one too.
#3626 to #3625 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I hate haircuts

I want my glorious hair back
#3627 to #3626 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I dont miss my long-ish hair.
Too many ratchet ass bitches thought they were cute by pulling on it.
Dat **** is reserved for bad bitches.
#3628 to #3627 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
well I'm bald man
#3629 to #3628 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I was gunna go bald as soon as the heat kicked in.
#3630 to #3629 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
but like I don't even rate a high and tight
#3631 to #3630 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
Welp
i guess ur fukd
#3591 to #3566 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
I know I can get women here I mean **** it's southern california
#3592 to #3591 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
ok im back
and i told you we have the best girls.
#3593 to #3592 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
just wait till I get a bike

the bitches juices will be flowing
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
aww yis motorsex
User avatar #3595 to #3594 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
get a handjob at 80mph
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
it will be glorious
#3598 to #3597 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
tfw i can ride a bike, thus no motorsex
User avatar #3599 to #3598 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
i dunno how to ride a bike.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
take classes
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
they have those?
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
uh yeah
User avatar #3605 to #3604 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
man i love my little sister to bits but if she keeps hanging over me when i do stuff, ima beat that girl with my shoe.
User avatar #3607 to #3606 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
like a dog that just **** on the carpet?
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
yes, just ******* unload on her with my converse for the extra slap.
User avatar #3609 to #3608 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
what did she do?
User avatar #3610 to #3609 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
all she does
is ******* stand right behind me
staring
when i call or text my girl
when i internet
when i clean
she
just
stares
#3567 to #3566 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Been playing BF4 with combat gloves on

>realism4dawin
#3568 to #3567 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
#3569 to #3568 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
THE 						****					 DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
THE **** DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
#3570 to #3569 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Cant i just say you suck? jeez, ****** .
Meditate your mammary glands.
#3572 to #3571 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Probably from all the jacking it i did to this sweet ass bitch.
#3573 to #3572 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
So I heard you nailed her
#3574 to #3573 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.    
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.   
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could 						*******					 go.   
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and 						*******					 ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.    
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.    
For 2 hours, i felt like a 						*********					.    
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.    
She is the type where you see me, and think "This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one". Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could ******* go.
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and ******* ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.
For 2 hours, i felt like a ********* .
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.
She is the type where you see me, and think "This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one". Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
#3575 to #3574 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Sooo.....you're the real bitch of the relationship?
#3576 to #3575 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
In bed, dear god am i the bitch, like holy **** .
Everywhere else, no, i thought i was gunna be but it seems im her weakness which is something i thank every form of god that has been thought up cuz, well lets face it, she could probably take me.
#3578 to #3577 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I cant explain it, i feel like i have power over people when she gets all handsy.
Like, this girl is the ******* queen, no doubt about that, but me, Im that gladiator she saw in the coliseum that she decided to dust off and make him feel like a god.
Im babbling because im so ******* head over heals about this chick but you get what im trying to say here.
I feel like i can rape nature.
#3579 to #3578 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
dude dude    
   
I have a brilliant idea
dude dude

I have a brilliant idea
#3581 to #3580 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
what if I hook up with her sister?   
   
it's like one step to step brothers
what if I hook up with her sister?

it's like one step to step brothers
User avatar #3583 to #3581 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Also, what happened with marrying Shannon?
#3582 to #3581 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.   
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those "Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale" nights with her.   
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those "Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale" nights with her.
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
#3584 to #3582 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
#3586 to #3584 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Its just the two girls.
Its kinda why i never tried anything with her.
#3588 to #3586 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent   
   
Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent

Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
User avatar #3590 to #3588 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
also brb food
#3589 to #3588 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you should wait until you can go out and do things off base so youll have a wider selection of women than you did before.
User avatar #3565 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
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#3562 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
She's still passed out on my bed.
She woke up for a bit, i kissed her and told her to go back to sleep.
Poor girl is going to have a gigantic headache when she wakes up.
#3563 to #3562 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
The world just loves to cock block you
The world just loves to cock block you
#3564 to #3563 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
We had sex twice before she went to work.
User avatar #3512 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3554 to #3512 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
be sure to use a condom
#3555 to #3554 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
God dude, ima fawn over her a bit here but imagine.
A short, maybe 5'3-5'4 chick; Black hair to her shoulder, pale-ish skin, sexy lips, beautiful pale blue eyes, kind of a cold attitude, perky ass, nice C cups by the looks of them, and generally quiet and she likes to hit.
Now factor in that when you do actually get more than a sentence out of her, she goes full horny-silly on you.
She is amazing man, i cant stop thinking about her.
Even more since she kissed me yesterday.
User avatar #3556 to #3555 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
lucky bitch
#3559 to #3558 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
She called asking if she could just hurry up and come over.
Yes.
I gotta go, wish me luck bby.
User avatar #3560 to #3559 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
good luck bitch
#3533 to #3512 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I remember you telling me about that
I remember you telling me about that
#3534 to #3533 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
I just wish she stayed small, this ******* girl is going to end up giving me a heart attack.
Damn teens.
#3536 to #3535 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Whats your faggy self doin anyway?
#3537 to #3536 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
Watching ippo and talking to you and shannon but I have some deep thinking going on right now
#3538 to #3537 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Explain the deep thinking.
#3539 to #3538 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I've now been put into my squad for about a week. These are the brothers among my brothers. Think of the usmc as an onion. You are placed in a unit which is the whole onion, then your company, then your platoon, then your squad, and finally at the very center is your fire team. This team is normally 4~5 people and these are the men that I work and train on a daily basis. These are going to be the men that will be to my left and right is I go to combat. These are the men that I might die for to save them. I'm just wrapped up in that thought. I can very possibly have one of them die in my arms, What would I do and say to them. Or I could the one that dies to save them.

These are my brothers, they are as close if not closer to me than my own blood. Losing them truly scares me. I try not to think about it and just live for the day but sometimes I can't avoid it.
#3540 to #3539 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
You can never prepare for that, even the coldest people can shrug it off and the most ready of people cant follow through with their plan of acting when someone dies.
Its the fear and unknown that drives us to do what we want to do, what we feel we have to do.
Theyre there, probably thinking the same thing you are and just as scared as you, but youre there because you chose to let that fear drive you to be someone who can do something about it.
When they die, thats when you ask yourself these questions.
If you dwell on it now, worse will happen.
Remember what i told you a long time ago, go into battle hoping to live, and surely you will not. Go into battle determined to die, and surely you will live.
In a nutshell, let this fear drive you to be greater, so when the time comes, you'll know exactly what to do.
#3541 to #3540 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I know I will become one of the fiercest in my squad. I work harder than any of the new guys...except maybe one of them who is part of my squad. 2 weeks ago I was the weakest of them all. Now I'm rising in the ranks, They can see my drive and I let it shine. I just pray that if anybody in my squad or team is fated to die on the battlefield that that ****** is me, and I sure as hell aint going to let that happen. I won't become some name on a wall collecting dust. After my 4 years I'm going to find a girl, settle down, and I'm going to have a goddamn family. I'm going to have a son that I tuck into every night and I'm going to have a bloody princess that I'm going to spoil. I'm going to have a wife that I can come home too everyday. Give her a kiss and ask about her day and if some ****** tries to take this from me.....I'm going to send that ****** to hell
#3542 to #3541 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.   
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever 						*******					 die.   
You are a machine.   
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever ******* die.
You are a machine.
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
#3543 to #3542 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
They won't know what'll hit them
They won't know what'll hit them
#3544 to #3543 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Good, remember, youre a ******* Terminator.
#3546 to #3545 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
If it brightens your night, i might also sex tonight.
#3547 to #3546 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
remember the one with the smallest dick becomes the bitch

Best of luck
#3548 to #3547 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Its my neighbor's sister you buttslut.
#3549 to #3548 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
Just don't let her use the strap-on and you'll be fine
#3550 to #3549 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Im so hype man.
She is perfect, like, my dream chick.
dsaf
#3552 to #3550 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
but what if she's a dude though
#3553 to #3552 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
The way she looks, id still **** her.
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
wow that pic is pepsi
User avatar #3513 to #3512 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
oh hi
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
sooooooo you rang?
User avatar #3516 to #3515 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
im bored, entertain me
#3517 to #3516 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching hajime no ippo
User avatar #3518 to #3517 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
sweet, im downloading it
hi-5 for being coincidence buddies.
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
hue
#3522 to #3521 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
well its true
#3523 to #3522 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
the sumo has more class and style
#3526 to #3525 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
i ******* smell delicious you unkempt pube.
#3528 to #3527 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
people would ******* love to bury their nose in a heap of my laundry.
#3529 to #3528 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
**ecov calls bullship**
**ecov calls bullship**
#3530 to #3529 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
My entire family is mostly fat except for my younger sister, and my mom.
Now imagine growing up with that fat, sweaty smell during the summer.
I vowed to never stink like that for as long as i live.
Its how i got into the sissy **** i buy now, like cherry blossom lotion and special oils that smell like good cologne.
Homie dont play.
#3532 to #3531 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure if i didnt go into mom mode when i did, my sister wouldve turned out all gross like the others.
User avatar #3511 - admiralhowe (04/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3510 - ecov (04/14/2014) [-]
admiralhowe I can't see your profile
User avatar #3508 - admiralhowe (04/13/2014) [-]
you suck
#3509 to #3508 - ecov (04/14/2014) [-]
wait wut?
#3507 - admiralhowe (04/08/2014) [-]
hi e-queen.
#3472 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
You on or did you just leave yourself logged in?
User avatar #3494 to #3472 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
oh how so?
#3495 to #3494 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Well i have 2 plans.
A. Me, you, lightning and shisn.o come, we go and have a nice time, ditch lightning somewhere and go to the Power Exchange
B. Me, you and my cousin and friend come and we go straight there, and spend all ************* day there, getting hammered and being surrounded by women.

Anything you want, they do, anything. I was on a couch, getting a handjob and making out with a girl while two others had their hands all over me while 2 lesbians were going at it. I felt like a god damn king.
#3496 to #3495 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
sounds awesome I just have to be sober because of work reasons
#3497 to #3496 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
#3499 to #3498 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.   
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.   
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.   
Does that sound good?
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.
Does that sound good?
User avatar #3500 to #3499 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
hell yeah
User avatar #3501 to #3500 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Then we shall get our dicks blown this summer
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #3503 to #3502 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Where else would you want to go?
Theres a lot of stuff in San Francisco.
User avatar #3504 to #3503 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
no idea got to go

I have to wake up super early
User avatar #3505 to #3504 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
ok, bai
User avatar #3473 to #3472 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
leave myself logged in

had to clean the room and was playing music
User avatar #3474 to #3473 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh, you just relaxing now or are you still busy?
Im still a bit hurting after my trip.
User avatar #3475 to #3474 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
just chilling now
#3476 to #3475 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Yay.   
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy 						****					.   
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got gropey and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into  magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.   
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.   
Yay
Yay.
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy **** .
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got gropey and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.
Yay
#3477 to #3476 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
good for you bud

I've just been doing yardwork, running with my combat gear, and getting hazed

it's ****** but I'm somehow enjoying it
#3478 to #3477 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
im still kinda dizzy too, i woke up like 3 hours ago
it was nice.
Maybe youre enjoying it because physical labor is better than sitting down and having to work.
#3479 to #3478 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
#3480 to #3479 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Youre going beast mode every day, id feel like a total badass too.
#3481 to #3480 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm already getting man boobies
#3482 to #3481 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Awesome Arnold bewbs?
#3483 to #3482 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
they're not that big yet

because I'm so tall they still need to fill out more but it more than what some people have
User avatar #3485 to #3483 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
i never told you about that, **** .
Well i went there and thats how i got to be with that chick.
#3484 to #3483 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.    
I now have hoes with different area codes.   
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.
I now have hoes with different area codes.
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
#3487 to #3486 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob 						****					 to them there.   
In the basement they do the BDSM cray cray 						****					.   
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve 						******					 everyone there.   
Its like 						*******					 pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are 						*******					 fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.   
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob **** to them there.
In the basement they do the BDSM cray cray **** .
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve ****** everyone there.
Its like ******* pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are ******* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
#3467 - admiralhowe (04/01/2014) [-]
I know i might be apologizing too much but i feel really really really really bad for forgetting to re-add you.
I feel like i made you feel bad, then i start to feel bad then nothing is good.
Im sorry.
User avatar #3468 to #3467 - ecov (04/02/2014) [-]
Nah don't worry about it butt plug I've been having a couple of busy days lately. Also are you free this weekend the rest of the battalion is coming back from deployment and even the gunnery sergeant told us to get out of town for the weekend. I have plans to chill with my brother but if you want to join us the more the merrier
User avatar #3469 to #3468 - admiralhowe (04/03/2014) [-]
im going back to SF this weekend, i just came back from there an hour ago.
I was trying to convince lightning and another person from friendly to meet up to **** around then we were going to go get you, but if that doesnt go off then ill just go see you.
That was my whole plan, for the friends i know who are in Cali to meet up for the summer.
User avatar #3470 to #3469 - ecov (04/04/2014) [-]
Hey man I got ****** with duty on Saturday so I can't go anywhere this weekend
User avatar #3471 to #3470 - admiralhowe (04/04/2014) [-]
aw **** that sucks.
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