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#4145 - admiralhowe (05/21/2014) [-]
Did you get to help with the fires?
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User avatar #3987 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
can i **** on your chest yet?
User avatar #4111 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
sucks to be you and I finally have an idea for a comic
User avatar #4133 to #4111 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
the hilarity will be epic.
User avatar #4134 to #4133 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
And totally worth the ass kicking
User avatar #4135 to #4134 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
pffff he cant even kick his own ass
User avatar #4136 to #4135 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #4137 to #4136 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
my stomach hurts.
User avatar #4138 to #4137 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
must be all those dicks you sucked
User avatar #4139 to #4138 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #4140 to #4139 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I hate not having a dip in

my "dip pocket" when there is nothing there feels like wrinkly ballsack
User avatar #4141 to #4140 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i thought youd love the feeling of a wrinkly ballsack in your mouth.
User avatar #4142 to #4141 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you're mixing my feelings with yours

You would love boot camp its GHEY AS ****
User avatar #4143 to #4142 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
sorry i fell asleep
User avatar #4113 to #4112 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It's gonna be military but be funny.

Like there is a huge firefight going on then turns out its just a video game and then I go sweep the catwalks

like the average life of a grunt

User avatar #4114 to #4113 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
that sounds good, ****** do it dude.
User avatar #4115 to #4114 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just need more ideas to make it a thing give it a storyline
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
What if you just made it a random kind of thing like Seinfeld or The Simpsons.
A comic about nothing and it can go on forever.
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I give up too much gear....to complicated
User avatar #4118 to #4117 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Go into battle nekkid like your ancestors.
User avatar #4119 to #4118 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
meh
#4121 to #4119 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I sketched something off the top of my head
User avatar #4123 to #4121 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
looks gewd.
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
danke
#4125 to #4124 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

i sent this to my girl's brother.
#4126 to #4125 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
For my roommates mothers gift I got naked in just combat boot, flak, and my kevlar covering my junk and there was a mirror showing my just and the pic was set to that song.

She got a kick out of it
#4127 to #4126 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Im friends enough with his mom to wear she'd be down to 						****					 with him about it.
Im friends enough with his mom to wear she'd be down to **** with him about it.
#4129 to #4128 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I would pork his mom if i had the chance.
Like **** .
Bitch is fine.
#4130 to #4129 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YOU MUST BE A GOOD BROTHER AND **** HIS MOTHER
#4131 to #4130 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Donut tempt me, it might happen.
#4132 to #4131 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
and then he gets pissed because you actually porked his mom
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
DOIT
User avatar #4122 to #4120 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
^
#4091 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
They want to keep you there 5evar
They want to keep you there 5evar
#4092 to #4091 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Since last week ive been asking people to put up my matches on youtube but nobody has yet.
Since last week ive been asking people to put up my matches on youtube but nobody has yet.
User avatar #4093 to #4092 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
dats ghey
#4094 to #4093 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Its why im considering leaving unless 						****					 gets better.   
I understand they want to hoard talent to stay in business but im not some kind of slave and they dont own my gimick.   
If i want to advertise my 						****					, i can.   
Im letting it slide because i need the money but if this continues, im leaving.   
My contract even say i can 						*******					 bounce with the belt i have right now.   
This entire situation will dictate if i stay in wrestling or go through with joining the navy because right now, im leaning towards the Navy.   
Ive been having problems with 						*******					 promoters for a while but i never talk about it because nobody i know is into wrestling enough to talk about the business end with.
Its why im considering leaving unless **** gets better.
I understand they want to hoard talent to stay in business but im not some kind of slave and they dont own my gimick.
If i want to advertise my **** , i can.
Im letting it slide because i need the money but if this continues, im leaving.
My contract even say i can ******* bounce with the belt i have right now.
This entire situation will dictate if i stay in wrestling or go through with joining the navy because right now, im leaning towards the Navy.
Ive been having problems with ******* promoters for a while but i never talk about it because nobody i know is into wrestling enough to talk about the business end with.
#4095 to #4094 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
rape them wit clotheslines
#4096 to #4095 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
My stay in this company so far has been 						****					 save for last month.   
I couldve gone on a japan tour but my partner then bailed so she could be with her boyfriend and then he dumped her and she came back when it was too late to go.   
The next few months i was just stuck barely working any matches   
Finally i start jobbing (losing to people) and it sucks but it still gets money   
Now i got a belt and am getting a small push and now they 						****					 me over advertisement
My stay in this company so far has been **** save for last month.
I couldve gone on a japan tour but my partner then bailed so she could be with her boyfriend and then he dumped her and she came back when it was too late to go.
The next few months i was just stuck barely working any matches
Finally i start jobbing (losing to people) and it sucks but it still gets money
Now i got a belt and am getting a small push and now they **** me over advertisement
#4097 to #4096 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you purposely lose to people?
#4098 to #4097 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Jobbing is when you go out and push other wrestlers by losing after giving them a good match.
I make them look pretty.
Its all a show and when youre a jobber, your duty is to make other guys look like theyre unbeatable by losing.
#4099 to #4098 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I have too much pride for that
#4100 to #4099 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I had to do a 12 second loss to a guy who's ass i kicked the night before once.
Its the ********* feeling.
User avatar #4101 to #4100 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
**** THAT

and sorry for the delay

porn
User avatar #4102 to #4101 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
is k, im pirating gaems.
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YAY FREE GAMES
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I probably wont even be able to run most of them lel
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I feel so much better
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
good ^^
talking to pyro?
User avatar #4107 to #4106 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah gave her a dirty pic

I hadn't fapped in 2 days so it was great
User avatar #4108 to #4107 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dirty muthafuka lel
User avatar #4109 to #4108 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah told her to tell me where to cum and I sent a pic
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ohhhhhh *****
meanwhile my woman is going to leave my house looking like a sty, i just know it
User avatar #4069 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I could go for a deep tissue massage though

that would be AWESOME
User avatar #4070 to #4069 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
give one to your wiener.
User avatar #4071 to #4070 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
then maybe after the massage I'll give it a happy ending
User avatar #4074 to #4072 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #4077 to #4075 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #4078 to #4077 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
you suk yo
User avatar #4079 to #4078 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #4080 to #4079 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
y am i so gey dude?
User avatar #4081 to #4080 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
because you love the dick
User avatar #4082 to #4081 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ye probably
User avatar #4083 to #4082 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
has to be
User avatar #4084 to #4083 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
what if i just love man-nipples?
User avatar #4085 to #4084 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
still gay
#4086 to #4085 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
im going to go to New Zealand for a month in June.
Im going on a tour to defend these belts i won internationally.
First up is a Ausfag tour.
Next year in January i might even get to go on the China tour.
#4087 to #4086 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
DESTROY THE ******* GIVE THEM A TECHNICAL KO FOR BLOODYING UP THEIR FACE
#4088 to #4087 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
THEY WILL SUFFER THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL.
THEY WILL SUFFER THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL.
#4089 to #4088 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if you can find a video of you wrestling I can watch that'll be awesome
if you can find a video of you wrestling I can watch that'll be awesome
#4090 to #4089 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Alright, you reminded me.   
   
So im there a few days ago just working out and i ask for some footage of my matches so i can edit it and give out some promo DVDs to other promoters to see if they like me.   
I have to pay.   
For my own matches   
Like, 						****					.   
Hows a 						******					 supposed to get by if i cant freely access my 						****					.
Alright, you reminded me.

So im there a few days ago just working out and i ask for some footage of my matches so i can edit it and give out some promo DVDs to other promoters to see if they like me.
I have to pay.
For my own matches
Like, **** .
Hows a ****** supposed to get by if i cant freely access my **** .
User avatar #4076 to #4075 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
ROUND 2
User avatar #4073 to #4072 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Lets start this bitch
User avatar #4048 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue hue hue
#4049 to #4048 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i hope you get herpes.
User avatar #4050 to #4049 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you deserve those herpes too bitch
User avatar #4051 to #4050 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ya but you first
User avatar #4052 to #4051 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if I get them first I'll be sure to give them to you <3
#4054 to #4052 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Also saving 5evr for future use.
#4053 to #4052 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Not without the proper paperwork.
#4055 to #4053 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I still have your english death certificate on my external
#4056 to #4055 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh god i forgot about that.
Oh god i forgot about that.
#4057 to #4056 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
So since you are technically dead this convo never happened
#4058 to #4057 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
One of me is dead.
I got 6 more people in me.
Im like Sensui up in this bitch
#4061 to #4060 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I've just stopped replying like 5 minutes ago and she is still 						****					 spitting
I've just stopped replying like 5 minutes ago and she is still **** spitting
#4062 to #4061 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
****					 YOU ETHAN   
YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME IN LIKE 6-7 MINUTES   
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONELY AND DEPRESSED I GOT WITHOUT YOU?   
ETHAN  Y U DO DIS TO ME?
**** YOU ETHAN
YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME IN LIKE 6-7 MINUTES
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONELY AND DEPRESSED I GOT WITHOUT YOU?
ETHAN Y U DO DIS TO ME?
#4063 to #4062 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
PLease not now josh    
   
I'm going to take a shower and get this greasy 						****					 off my body
PLease not now josh

I'm going to take a shower and get this greasy **** off my body
#4064 to #4063 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay.   
Dont feel bad okay?   
I'll be here almost all day if you need me.
Okay.
Dont feel bad okay?
I'll be here almost all day if you need me.
#4065 to #4064 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Much better now just need to fap till my dick chafes all I'll be good as new
#4066 to #4065 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Well you have that butt pic
Well you have that butt pic
#4067 to #4066 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I want to see if I can Catie will help I like her pics better
#4028 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm still hoping Sarah will show up and I can **** her in half

Only reason bitch
#4029 to #4028 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
So who is Catie then?   
Im confus.    
My butthole is off limits yo.
So who is Catie then?
Im confus.
My butthole is off limits yo.
User avatar #4030 to #4029 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
py.yros real name

and bby pls
#4031 to #4030 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay so Sarah, Catie and Shannon
Shannon is outie-5000
Catie is Pyro
Who is Sarah?


Nu, not unless youre a tiny asian woman.
#4032 to #4031 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Sarah your persona that I fell in love with remember?
#4034 to #4033 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
awwwwwww did my little Sarah forget about all our lovey dovey smooching?
#4035 to #4034 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I like to pretend that whole period of time didnt happen and i mentally block it out with memories of Disney World commercials.
I like to pretend that whole period of time didnt happen and i mentally block it out with memories of Disney World commercials.
#4036 to #4035 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh my bby forgot all about our time together maybe I need to remind you about all the naughty things we were going to do to each other when we finally met
#4037 to #4036 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Pls dont go full homo on me, you still got a girl.
Pls dont go full homo on me, you still got a girl.
#4038 to #4037 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Homo?? dunt know what you're talking about bbygurl I can still remember all those rukia x renji rps we did and that wasn't ghey at all

cum here bby you just need to dick to remember
#4040 to #4039 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Here I come bitch
#4041 to #4040 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
No pls   
No No No pls.   
Pls no
No pls
No No No pls.
Pls no
#4042 to #4041 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
PSYCH I WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL ALONG JOSH

COME GIVE ME A KISS
#4046 to #4045 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Bitch I got you good
User avatar #4008 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm just tired of all this ********
User avatar #4009 to #4008 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i know man, it blows.
At least you get to release some tension with pyy.ro in a few months.
User avatar #4010 to #4009 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if it happens she's gonna need a wheelchair
User avatar #4011 to #4010 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
awwwww ye niigga
break her pelvis
User avatar #4012 to #4011 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
That's the plan I guess Shannon is just pissing me off

My buzz is completely ruined and I was in such a good mood earlier too
#4013 to #4012 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Itll be k bro.   
Just jerk it to the pantie pic jackie gave us and talk to your woomin.   
Where one girl ends, another, BETTER one comes.
Itll be k bro.
Just jerk it to the pantie pic jackie gave us and talk to your woomin.
Where one girl ends, another, BETTER one comes.
User avatar #4014 to #4013 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
This one is still here though >.> there's a ******* lapping effect
#4015 to #4014 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
No.   
Shannon is done.   
You need to un-glue her from that little red bitch in your chest.
No.
Shannon is done.
You need to un-glue her from that little red bitch in your chest.
User avatar #4016 to #4015 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I think I just did
User avatar #4017 to #4016 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Good.
its pyro time now.
User avatar #4018 to #4017 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Find someone else find someone else.......for a whole ******* year I've heard those ******* words from your.....text....I have never even heard your voice......you have just been a wall of text to me all this time......I fell in love with those words......I truly did....but the second I listened to your advice you get all sad.....WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT ME TO **** DO WITH YOU THEN!!!! ******* TELL ME WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT WITH ME!!! YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY BUT HOW DO I KNOW THERE IS EMOTION BEHIND IT?!?! Your words are becoming hollowā€¸

My eyes are tearing up I can't hold on much more
#4019 to #4018 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dont hold it in man just let that 						****					 out.    
Let it all go.
Dont hold it in man just let that **** out.
Let it all go.
#4020 to #4019 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
**ecov goes internal**
**ecov goes internal**
#4022 to #4021 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
No 						****					 this bitch I'm about to let loose my most hateful string of 						****					 on her chest and not have any remorse about this 						****					   
   
Then I'ma call Catie and talk this 						****					 out with her too
No **** this bitch I'm about to let loose my most hateful string of **** on her chest and not have any remorse about this ****

Then I'ma call Catie and talk this **** out with her too
#4023 to #4022 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Catie is pyro no?   
Just dont be too mean to Catie if so cuz well, you might end up carrying over some anger from Shannon   
And yes, blow the bridge with Shannon.
Catie is pyro no?
Just dont be too mean to Catie if so cuz well, you might end up carrying over some anger from Shannon
And yes, blow the bridge with Shannon.
#4024 to #4023 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It's going to be the equivalent of the emotional tsar bomba
#4026 to #4025 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
No this isn't pissed it's the you should feel the heat from my rage from where you're sitting. My rage has the emotional equivalent of the Tsar Bomba and its about a few seconds from blowing up in your face. So don't be saying any of this 						*******					 I understand 						********					 you have been saying. There is more pain that is about to come off my chest that you have ever endured. I have ran in a blizzard at 2 in the morning for a girl to where the next day I have muscular failure for the next two days. I have had a woman rip my heart from my chest by showing off her new boyfriend before she broke up with me then the next few weeks stuff salt into by tearing our 2 year relationship apart brick by brick. I had a woman emotionally 						****					 me up so bad I couldn't date women for over a year because I couldn't trust them for a relationship. I had my best friend fake as female and made me emotionally attached to them before it all came crumbling down making me difficult to trust people on the internet like you who was nothing but words but I still managed you push myself towards you for OVER A 						*************					 YEAR. So if you say you understand how I feel you are mother...						*******					....wrong....   
   
Well that should do it
No this isn't pissed it's the you should feel the heat from my rage from where you're sitting. My rage has the emotional equivalent of the Tsar Bomba and its about a few seconds from blowing up in your face. So don't be saying any of this ******* I understand ******** you have been saying. There is more pain that is about to come off my chest that you have ever endured. I have ran in a blizzard at 2 in the morning for a girl to where the next day I have muscular failure for the next two days. I have had a woman rip my heart from my chest by showing off her new boyfriend before she broke up with me then the next few weeks stuff salt into by tearing our 2 year relationship apart brick by brick. I had a woman emotionally **** me up so bad I couldn't date women for over a year because I couldn't trust them for a relationship. I had my best friend fake as female and made me emotionally attached to them before it all came crumbling down making me difficult to trust people on the internet like you who was nothing but words but I still managed you push myself towards you for OVER A ************* YEAR. So if you say you understand how I feel you are mother... ******* ....wrong....

Well that should do it
#4027 to #4026 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah thatll do it.
Why you still hang out with me, i'll never know.
User avatar #3988 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
no I'm alive and ranting on shannon right now
User avatar #3989 to #3988 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
aboot what?
User avatar #3990 to #3989 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I hadnt talked to her in about a week an now I'm ranting on how since she didn't put anything into it like I did that she can't blame me
User avatar #3991 to #3990 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Ohh oki.
User avatar #3992 to #3991 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
This is ruining my buzz dude
User avatar #3993 to #3992 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
whats all happening?
i'll go on skoop, tell me there.
#3995 to #3994 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
She's not the one for you man, its sucks when youre than in for a girl but if she isnt going to give something back, there is no hope.   
Dont hurt yourself over someone who doesnt even want you like you want them.
She's not the one for you man, its sucks when youre than in for a girl but if she isnt going to give something back, there is no hope.
Dont hurt yourself over someone who doesnt even want you like you want them.
#3996 to #3995 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I am trying to prove a point

Drunk Ethan might not be able to use the correct words but I want her to realize that I have been neglected for over a year of ******** and then she gets upset that I didn't talk to her for not even a week? **** ain't right
#3997 to #3996 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Ive constantly poured my heart out to you, like some kind of hopeless child in hopes that you feel SOMETHING for me and kept doing so for a year.
All of that, and you get upset for me not talking to you for just one week? Yeah you feel lonely but guess how i felt for that entire year? Pretty worse than lonely.
Ive been busy as hell and this is the one chance i really got to talk to you for more than an hour if i wanted, and thats what i wanted to do so im doing it.

Boom, say that.
User avatar #3998 to #3997 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
How can you cry about me not talking to you for a week when I haven't gotten any emotion feedback other than a *lick* or a *kiss* for over a year? Do you know that in August I will be gone for over a month for training in the ******* mountains? and then when I'm deployed it'll be over 9 months? One week is hardly anything is to complain about. This is the new life style I have choosen and that needs to be understanded by everybody. My mom, friends, lovers, and you. I don't want to be cruel about it. I'm just not being around the bush anymore and am breaking this wide open. I love you always have and always will but you haven't emotionally put an NEARLY as much as I have into this relationship as you. Didn't I tell you that after my contact was up I was willing to leave my own freaking country so you can stay where you were at? I would give up everything for you. My friends, my family, all the places I know and love. All for you. And I'm not ******** about any of this.. I had a financial plan all planned out to make this happen too. HOWEVER eventually I realized you were not going to risk anything like I was so I said **** it, her love has been demoted to sister love. Now I'm chewing you out like a Big brother should.

BAM
#3999 to #3998 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Thats good too.
Thats good too.
#4000 to #3999 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It hurt when I pressed enter but that was a year's worth of built up frustration
It hurt when I pressed enter but that was a year's worth of built up frustration
#4001 to #4000 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dont be a queermo.    
Do not regret the things you feel should be said and do not be hurt to say them.    
Now prepare for a brohug you 						****					.
Dont be a queermo.
Do not regret the things you feel should be said and do not be hurt to say them.
Now prepare for a brohug you **** .
#4002 to #4001 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Thank god I need one
Thank god I need one
#4003 to #4002 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Its alright you faggit.   
We still got a bunch to learn and go through as old as we are and as much as we already been through.
Its alright you faggit.
We still got a bunch to learn and go through as old as we are and as much as we already been through.
#4004 to #4003 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just want to deploy kill people then retire and become fat and lazy
I just want to deploy kill people then retire and become fat and lazy
#4005 to #4004 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
You will, hopefully i'll beat you to Korea though.   
You know we're going after those faggots first.   
When you retire, youll get a big house, a fat lazy dog and meals on wheels.
You will, hopefully i'll beat you to Korea though.
You know we're going after those faggots first.
When you retire, youll get a big house, a fat lazy dog and meals on wheels.
#4006 to #4005 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
And die at 26 from a cocaine OD

Then all my problems would be solved

no nagging
no yardwork
no ********
#4007 to #4006 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
**** that, im going to die when im 80 by hiring a mexican assassin to take me out peacefully.
The yardwork will be done by my asian wife who, as history records it, turn into an insane warrior of house chores when they get old.
#3974 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3975 to #3974 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YE HAS THY PANTIES TOO
#3976 to #3975 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
This is a victory for us all.
This is a victory for us all.
#3977 to #3976 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
AND YE IS DRUNK SO IT MAKE THY VICTORY EVEN BETTER
#3978 to #3977 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Im working on being drunk.
Im working on being drunk.
#3979 to #3978 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
JUST FINISHED THY SIXTH

YE SHOULD TRADE PANTY PIC WITH THY FOR MORE PANTY GOODNESS
#3980 to #3979 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I think we both got the same one.
i.imgur.com/uiI8Hxe.jpg
#3981 to #3980 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yep its the same and that sixth beer is starting to kick it

I almost fell one on my knife trying to shotgun my sixth beer and told my roommate to hold on to my knife so I don't do something stupid
#3982 to #3981 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
You should quit drinking now.
#3983 to #3982 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just have 3 beers left
Let me finish them
#3984 to #3983 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay but if you die, ill kill you.
#3985 to #3984 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
If I die you can **** on my chest
#3986 to #3985 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes.   
If you die i will kill you by 						********					 on your chest.
Yes.
If you die i will kill you by ******** on your chest.
#3956 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
yo
yo
#3957 to #3956 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hey there. what have you been up too these past few months?
look I made a thing
#3958 to #3957 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I've been doing vidya gaems and other **** that i've been doing around the house for my parents, haven't really felt the urge to go on funnyjunk. Usually just stay on skype and steam and **** about.

How have you been doing? How's the military facility and shtuff?
#3959 to #3958 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
well I'm now all done with training and am now offically a grunt in the USMC and have been put into a raiders company where we get in the rubber boats from destroyers and go **** **** up like what you see in the commericals

**** has been going pretty well for the most part I also got promoted to lance corporal
#3960 to #3959 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
If they start issuing robotic augmentations in the military to higher ups when you get promoted to like captain status or some **** then grab all of the free robotic limbs and **** bitches like JC Denton.

That drawing is pretty swell yo. There are so many twokinds chapters right now that I haven't read yet.
#3961 to #3960 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Natani and Keith are about to confess things have been getting pretty spicy between those two and Flora's pregnancy is all out in the open
#3964 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
Though I still probably deserve it for not being updated at all in the first place.
User avatar #3963 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
BAD ETHAN

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
User avatar #3962 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
WHAT
SPOILERS
#3965 to #3962 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
wait you didn't know she got knocked up?

damn that has been a thing for months
#3966 to #3965 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I've also been a thing for months.

I need to read it and get back to you and talk about furry webcomic **** .

You get a ps4 recently?
User avatar #3967 to #3966 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yes I have my psn is ecov1991
#3968 to #3967 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
D00D   
   
We need to play some blacklight or warframe together and 						****					 bitches up. Having someone to co op with on warframe would actually give me a reason to play it.
D00D

We need to play some blacklight or warframe together and **** bitches up. Having someone to co op with on warframe would actually give me a reason to play it.
#3969 to #3968 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
sure by my internet is **** so just a fair warning
#3970 to #3969 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I play with some friends from argentina and the phillipines.   
   
I've dealt with it many times before.   
   
You think you have time to 						****					 about on some warframe right now?
I play with some friends from argentina and the phillipines.

I've dealt with it many times before.

You think you have time to **** about on some warframe right now?
#3971 to #3970 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if I wasn't talk to other people I would just send me an invite next time you see me on
#3972 to #3971 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
well shiet   
   
I guess I'll just 						****					 about on blacklight then. It may be hard for me to reply in a timely matter but I'll still probably answer. If you still want to talk more about 						****					 that is.   
   
Oh, but did you get any release titles for the ps4?
well shiet

I guess I'll just **** about on blacklight then. It may be hard for me to reply in a timely matter but I'll still probably answer. If you still want to talk more about **** that is.

Oh, but did you get any release titles for the ps4?
User avatar #3973 to #3972 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I got bf4 knack and killzone and some indie gmes
#3926 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Would you draw this?
User avatar #3947 to #3926 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
the tablet was like 520 then I got a $30 case and $70 64Gb micro SD card and $100 for an extended warranty so in total it was like $750
User avatar #3948 to #3947 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh geez
Maybe I'll wait a while
User avatar #3949 to #3948 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
but if you want a good tablet for about $200-260 go for the nexus 7
User avatar #3950 to #3949 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Nexus 7
I will certainly remember it
User avatar #3951 to #3950 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
it's google's version of a tablet made by asus and it's up to date with the new android OS and can play all the games like dead trigger and deadzone easily so stuff like cut the rope or skype not a problem you can also hook it up to your computer and put movies on it easily too. The only think I don't like about it is that it doesn't have a SD card slot
User avatar #3952 to #3951 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't care much for the actual tablet-y aspect of things

I just want something to draw with, really
User avatar #3953 to #3952 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
then you'll want a tablet like mine that has a no **** stylus that comes with it. Like the galaxy note it's more expensive but if you're mainly going to use it to draw with then it's worth the investment
User avatar #3954 to #3953 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
And one day I'll definitely invest
User avatar #3955 to #3954 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #3927 to #3926 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
sure give me a pic of your mascot too I have an idea
User avatar #3929 to #3928 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
perfect
User avatar #3930 to #3929 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
#3931 to #3930 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
TAAAAAAA DA
User avatar #3932 to #3931 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
I LOVE ITTTTT
User avatar #3933 to #3932 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #3934 to #3933 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Can I color it?

And love it forever?
User avatar #3935 to #3934 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
sure I was planning on coloring it anyway
User avatar #3936 to #3935 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
This is like the coolest thing I've seen ever
User avatar #3937 to #3936 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
lol thank you I hand to change the hand though because after about 15 minutes I gave up on that pose
User avatar #3938 to #3937 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
That's okay, I was hoping you would in fact
Since my hand looked deformed anyway
User avatar #3939 to #3938 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
well I aim to please :3
User avatar #3941 to #3940 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #3943 to #3942 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
now I just need to find out how to color with this app
User avatar #3944 to #3943 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
I hope it's been fun :3
#3945 to #3944 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
it actually was I got the new samsung note 10.1 with the s pen and I finally have a way to start drawing again
User avatar #3946 to #3945 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
How much did it all cost?

I've been thinking about getting something like a tablet whenever I get an income in the late fall
#3909 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3910 to #3909 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
Sorry I got a new tablet and I've been playing bf4 commander

**** is tight
#3911 to #3910 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
What kind of tablet?
I wanted to get one but i have zero idea on what the hell im buying.
I'll just copy you.
User avatar #3912 to #3911 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
samsung galaxy note 10.1
#3913 to #3912 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
I thought that was like a phone or something.   
I'll buy one if you say its good though.
I thought that was like a phone or something.
I'll buy one if you say its good though.
User avatar #3914 to #3913 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
it's good but the whole set up was likem $750
User avatar #3915 to #3914 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
buty
thats 2much
User avatar #3916 to #3915 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #3917 to #3916 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
wutcha gunna draw first?
User avatar #3918 to #3917 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
i dunno
User avatar #3919 to #3918 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Draw Macho Man Randy Savage doing an elbow drop on Jesus.
User avatar #3920 to #3919 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #3921 to #3920 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Or Hulk Hogan doing the Leg Drop to Vladimir Putin
User avatar #3922 to #3921 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
I aint that gud
#3923 to #3922 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
If i had skills to draw, id draw this sexy ass bitch right here.
User avatar #3924 to #3923 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
I might be able to draw her
#3925 to #3924 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Doit doit doit   
   
Thatd be 						*******					 cool.
Doit doit doit

Thatd be ******* cool.
#3872 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Hi E-queen.
Hi E-queen.
User avatar #3873 to #3872 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3874 to #3873 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
BBYGRL
User avatar #3875 to #3874 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
I have duty tomorrow yuck
User avatar #3876 to #3875 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
ok sp my gf's mom is llike a 10/10 milf and she wants the d.
i need halp.
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
3 way
User avatar #3878 to #3877 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
but nu
#3879 to #3878 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
I just came twice in a span of 15 seconds
User avatar #3880 to #3879 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
buty
#3853 - admiralhowe (05/01/2014) [-]
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.   
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.   
Isnt that 						*******					 awesome?    
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.
Isnt that ******* awesome?
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
User avatar #3854 to #3853 - ecov (05/01/2014) [-]
YUUUUUUUS
User avatar #3856 to #3855 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
hi hi
#3857 to #3856 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I almost had a god damn heart attack today.
How was your promotion? Did you chew anyone out for hues?
User avatar #3858 to #3857 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
why?
It was short and nice
And I DID chew somebody the **** out today
User avatar #3859 to #3858 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Girlfriend played a prank on me, made me think she was leaving me, i chucked a cheesecake at her so its all good now.
What did you chew him out for?
User avatar #3860 to #3859 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
For just being an asshole

he's the kind of guy everybody agrees is a douchebag

I was yelling how he only think about himself and how this job is a ******* team effort and he just said yeah I know

I just wanted to punch his lights out when he said "I don't care if you're a lcpl if you try to tell me what to do I'll knock you out"

but his bruised face isn't worth an NJP
User avatar #3861 to #3860 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I hope he gets anally raped.
User avatar #3862 to #3861 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
he will in time

I told him that one of these days he's gonna be woken up tied to a tree and nobody is going to do a damn thing
User avatar #3863 to #3862 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Its going to be like that scene in Band of Brothers, where in one sentence, Major Winters makes Capt. Sobel look like a bitch at the end.
User avatar #3864 to #3863 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
#3865 to #3864 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I are hype.
Wutcha doin now?
User avatar #3866 to #3865 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
gonna watch frozen

you?
User avatar #3867 to #3866 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Listening to the Blues Brothers and talking to my friend about sunday.
User avatar #3868 to #3867 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
I'M A SOOOOOOUL MAN
User avatar #3869 to #3868 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
**** is noice.
I wish i had a coke though, i have no mores.
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
bummer I'ma going to watch my movie

ttyl
User avatar #3871 to #3870 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
oki bibi
#3842 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I ran Yosemite, and i swam until i was sure that if i didnt get get to shallow water, id ******* drown from exhaustion earlier today.
My entirety is sore.
Also, i puked in the water.
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
go hard or go home i guess.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
bf4 and movies
User avatar #3846 to #3845 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I was playing company of heroes
been a long time since i played that game.
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
Im watching deuce bigalow
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
Which part tho
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
european gigalo
User avatar #3851 to #3850 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
funny as ****
User avatar #3852 to #3851 - admiralhowe (04/30/2014) [-]
oh ya, did you do anything with that girl yet?
User avatar #3718 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3717 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yo
#3720 to #3719 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #3722 to #3721 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I was watching the movie about Kuchisake Onna and the actress looked like my girl, and i was disturbed but aroused.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol

I'm talking about cumming on doorknobs just now
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, where the hell else are you gunna cum? In a tissue like some homo?
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Toilet paper
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
I am so ashamed
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
you rack so much ******* disciprine.
#3730 to #3729 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I know, i saw.
I know, i saw.
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Imgonna do it
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
If you dont, id be extremely disappointed.
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
And she will be in San Diego this summer
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
****
Her
In
Half
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yus
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Itd be one hell of a story to tell the rest of the guys.
You had a 3 way involving you, her, and a doorknob.
User avatar #3677 - admiralhowe (04/25/2014) [-]
EE
#3698 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
so you're getting sex because your phone died?
#3699 to #3698 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically
How ******* awesome is that? She thinks i hung up on her.
HA
#3700 to #3699 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You lucky bitch
#3701 to #3700 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
In one week, i managed to break her from being a stone cold bitch to being wrapped around my finger by making mistakes, being confused, not knowing what the **** was going on and generally acting silly.
Manly.
#3702 to #3701 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
And all I've got for the part 3 months is being surrounded by a bunch of sweat disgruntled men
#3703 to #3702 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Maybe go out with one of your buddies and search for poon.
#3704 to #3703 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
to sore

I just want to rest

You're so "on the go" you can't just relax
#3705 to #3704 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I guess rest is cool too.
Youll find poon soon
#3706 to #3705 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
all what I have seen is suzie rottencrotch
#3707 to #3706 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?   
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.   
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?   
Yeah 33.   
So there's that.    
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?
Yeah 33.
So there's that.
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
#3708 to #3707 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
#3709 to #3708 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
There's the spirit.
Never give up on the booty.
#3710 to #3709 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
I am so bored
#3711 to #3710 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Here, have a picture of my favorite weeb licking her computer screen.
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
norris?
#3713 to #3712 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
lol ye
I swear to god i have too many pics of people from here doing stupid/silly **** .
User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
it's because we are all bored
#3715 to #3714 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
cya
User avatar #3678 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3679 to #3678 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
i might get beaten to death later.
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You gonna get pistol whipped to death bitch
#3683 to #3682 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I just hope she kicks my ass either before or after dinner, not during.
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
don't put out any knives
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to run away and pretend im a mexican pool boy named ernesto.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
can you mow my lawn?
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
For a dollar or some beer, yes.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
beer then
#3689 to #3688 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to join the Navy, maybe then i can learn to nuke, then nuke myself.
User avatar #3690 to #3689 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Ok wantabe gay squid
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Can squids me gay?
User avatar #3692 to #3691 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
we call navy guys squids
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I dont know why but that makes sense.
User avatar #3694 to #3693 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD
User avatar #3696 to #3695 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
She called back, to ******* apologize for making me angry with her.
And asked if she could make it up to me tonight after dinner.
There is a voodoo priest who has a crush on me somewhere.
User avatar #3646 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Oi
User avatar #3667 to #3646 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
watching Jarhead
#3668 to #3667 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
I need to watch that.
I need to watch that.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
it's funny
#3670 to #3669 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3672 to #3671 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Either that or id be like, the only guy that dies in the most retarded way ever.
User avatar #3673 to #3672 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Id want to go out by getting blown up by an IED, being sent flying as i scream like a bitch, and the impact breaks my ribs, and as im getting up, i sneeze and die.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
ey I'm going to bed soon man got to wake up early
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
oki bibi bbygrl
User avatar #3647 to #3646 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
yo
#3648 to #3647 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Wutcha doin 						******					?
Wutcha doin ****** ?
User avatar #3649 to #3648 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
porn
#3654 to #3653 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
How do you feel about a lot of tattoos on a girl?
#3655 to #3654 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
well if it's a good large tattoo like a 						*******					 dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that 						****					   
   
But if it's stupid 						****					 like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off    
&gt;MFW   
so there's two sides to this coin
well if it's a good large tattoo like a ******* dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that ****

But if it's stupid **** like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off
>MFW
so there's two sides to this coin
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
internet too gay to load
User avatar #3658 to #3657 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
She had bunch of tattoos, like on her buttcheeks n stuff.
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
as long as it's not stupid then I'd pound it
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
It was kinda stupid, she was epic though.
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3662 to #3661 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
I need better porn.
User avatar #3663 to #3662 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
I need internet TOO porn
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
Do you mean i have better internet than someone?
Sweet.
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - ecov (04/24/2014) [-]
yus it sucks donkey dick
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - admiralhowe (04/24/2014) [-]
This makes me giggle.
User avatar #3643 - admiralhowe (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3566 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3632 to #3566 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I know I am
#3633 to #3632 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
At least when youre discharged you can grow a sweet ass beard and jesus hair
#3634 to #3633 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I plan to look like jesus again
I plan to look like jesus again
#3636 to #3635 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh and my sgt saw my jesus picture

Needless to say it was entertaining
#3637 to #3636 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
ohhhh what did he say?
#3638 to #3637 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Holy **** and dying from laugher
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
it was hard to keep a straight face
User avatar #3641 to #3640 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
show him the marshmallows
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
lol hey I need to go to sleep talk to you later
User avatar #3611 to #3566 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
she's like a cat staring to be fed

User avatar #3612 to #3611 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
exactly
i say "Whats up? want me to move?" n **** like that but nope.
just stares.
#3613 to #3612 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
Eat nothing but boiled eggs and asparagus then when she's around just unleash a fart that cthulhu himself couldn't stand
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3617 to #3615 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
this dude st the liquor store smelled like ******* pants and it gave me a massive headache.
User avatar #3616 to #3615 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
k back
User avatar #3618 to #3616 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
dude
the poop guy
he stank so hard it hurt
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
what he indian?
User avatar #3621 to #3620 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
He was mexican i think.
Oh my god, ive never even smelled anything that legit gave me a headache.
It was disgusting.
#3622 to #3621 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
that's bad
#3623 to #3622 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
Ive never wanted to hit someone just for stinking but god damn.
Wutcha doin?
#3624 to #3623 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
gave myself my weekly haircut

damn annoying
#3625 to #3624 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I think i need one too.
#3626 to #3625 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
I hate haircuts

I want my glorious hair back
#3627 to #3626 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I dont miss my long-ish hair.
Too many ratchet ass bitches thought they were cute by pulling on it.
Dat **** is reserved for bad bitches.
#3628 to #3627 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
well I'm bald man
#3629 to #3628 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
I was gunna go bald as soon as the heat kicked in.
#3630 to #3629 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
but like I don't even rate a high and tight
#3631 to #3630 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
Welp
i guess ur fukd
#3591 to #3566 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
I know I can get women here I mean **** it's southern california
#3592 to #3591 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
ok im back
and i told you we have the best girls.
#3593 to #3592 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
just wait till I get a bike

the bitches juices will be flowing
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
aww yis motorsex
User avatar #3595 to #3594 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
get a handjob at 80mph
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
it will be glorious
#3598 to #3597 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
tfw i can ride a bike, thus no motorsex
User avatar #3599 to #3598 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
i dunno how to ride a bike.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
take classes
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
they have those?
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
uh yeah
User avatar #3605 to #3604 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
man i love my little sister to bits but if she keeps hanging over me when i do stuff, ima beat that girl with my shoe.
User avatar #3607 to #3606 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
like a dog that just **** on the carpet?
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
yes, just ******* unload on her with my converse for the extra slap.
User avatar #3609 to #3608 - ecov (04/22/2014) [-]
what did she do?
User avatar #3610 to #3609 - admiralhowe (04/22/2014) [-]
all she does
is ******* stand right behind me
staring
when i call or text my girl
when i internet
when i clean
she
just
stares
#3567 to #3566 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Been playing BF4 with combat gloves on

>realism4dawin
#3568 to #3567 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
#3569 to #3568 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
THE 						****					 DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
THE **** DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
#3570 to #3569 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Cant i just say you suck? jeez, ****** .
Meditate your mammary glands.
#3572 to #3571 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Probably from all the jacking it i did to this sweet ass bitch.
#3573 to #3572 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
So I heard you nailed her
#3574 to #3573 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.    
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.   
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could 						*******					 go.   
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and 						*******					 ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.    
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.    
For 2 hours, i felt like a 						*********					.    
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.    
She is the type where you see me, and think &quot;This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one&quot;. Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could ******* go.
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and ******* ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.
For 2 hours, i felt like a ********* .
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.
She is the type where you see me, and think "This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one". Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
#3575 to #3574 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Sooo.....you're the real bitch of the relationship?
#3576 to #3575 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
In bed, dear god am i the bitch, like holy **** .
Everywhere else, no, i thought i was gunna be but it seems im her weakness which is something i thank every form of god that has been thought up cuz, well lets face it, she could probably take me.
#3578 to #3577 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I cant explain it, i feel like i have power over people when she gets all handsy.
Like, this girl is the ******* queen, no doubt about that, but me, Im that gladiator she saw in the coliseum that she decided to dust off and make him feel like a god.
Im babbling because im so ******* head over heals about this chick but you get what im trying to say here.
I feel like i can rape nature.
#3579 to #3578 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
dude dude    
   
I have a brilliant idea
dude dude

I have a brilliant idea
#3581 to #3580 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
what if I hook up with her sister?   
   
it's like one step to step brothers
what if I hook up with her sister?

it's like one step to step brothers
User avatar #3583 to #3581 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Also, what happened with marrying Shannon?
#3582 to #3581 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.   
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those &quot;Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale&quot; nights with her.   
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those "Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale" nights with her.
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
#3584 to #3582 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
#3586 to #3584 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
Its just the two girls.
Its kinda why i never tried anything with her.
#3588 to #3586 - ecov (04/21/2014) [-]
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent   
   
Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent

Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
User avatar #3590 to #3588 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
also brb food
#3589 to #3588 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you should wait until you can go out and do things off base so youll have a wider selection of women than you did before.
User avatar #3565 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
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#3562 - admiralhowe (04/20/2014) [-]
She's still passed out on my bed.
She woke up for a bit, i kissed her and told her to go back to sleep.
Poor girl is going to have a gigantic headache when she wakes up.
#3563 to #3562 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
The world just loves to cock block you
The world just loves to cock block you
#3564 to #3563 - admiralhowe (04/21/2014) [-]
We had sex twice before she went to work.
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