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User avatar #4384 - admiralhowe (08/17/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #4320 - admiralhowe (08/13/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - ecov (08/13/2014) [-]
Hi whore :3
User avatar #4322 to #4321 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
wutcha dewin
User avatar #4323 to #4322 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
stuff :3
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
wut kinda stuff?
User avatar #4325 to #4324 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
got back from driving around stuff
User avatar #4326 to #4325 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT STUFF OR I WILL ******* BATTLE YOU AND KEEP YOUR NIPPLES AS TROPHIES OF WAR.
User avatar #4327 to #4326 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
I walked on the beach ^^
User avatar #4329 to #4328 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
happy?
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
No, i thought you got laid.
5/10, would not ask about again
#4331 to #4330 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
Well I have been extra flirtatious with people on friendly
Well I have been extra flirtatious with people on friendly
#4332 to #4331 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
Ive noticed
Ive noticed
#4334 to #4333 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
Because of that i realized someone i loved a lot is not, well, someone i should love.
#4335 to #4334 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh......I'm sorry Josh
Oh......I'm sorry Josh
#4336 to #4335 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
I just wanted to tell you that.
Thats all.
I wanted to be angry but you didnt know.
I'll go now, i dont want to talk.
User avatar #4314 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
Hi E-Tard
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
doing online classes

kill me
User avatar #4317 to #4315 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
also nini
User avatar #4316 to #4315 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
Remember Tsiolkovsky's rocket equation and build a ship to fly away on.
User avatar #4318 to #4316 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
bitch it's like...noon
User avatar #4319 to #4318 - admiralhowe (08/13/2014) [-]
Im sick and i was sleepy, leeme lone.
Gawd.
hihi
User avatar #4303 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
goomy there you are
#4304 to #4303 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
What's up?
#4305 to #4304 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
I got a fleshlight and I have never came so hard besides actual sex
User avatar #4306 to #4305 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
How does one clean it?
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
rinse it out with water, add some anti baterial clean it comes with then power(cornstarch) to keep it soft
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
Seems easy enough.
User avatar #4309 to #4308 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
it's worth the money
dude seriously
get one
User avatar #4310 to #4309 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
Maybe
#4311 to #4310 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
I also got a cobra skin man thong too
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
I need a Goom Thong
User avatar #4313 to #4312 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
WE SHALL BECOME MAN THONG BROTHERS
#4296 - admiralhowe (08/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4297 to #4296 - ecov (08/03/2014) [-]
Someone stole my clothes so now I have to buy new clothes and about $150 pair of cammies

There will be blood
#4298 to #4297 - admiralhowe (08/04/2014) [-]
It was me. i stole you panties.    
   
Srsly tho, murder everyone who is your size.
It was me. i stole you panties.

Srsly tho, murder everyone who is your size.
#4300 to #4299 - admiralhowe (08/04/2014) [-]
Slap them until they are a fine paste.
#4301 to #4300 - ecov (08/04/2014) [-]
now I have to buy a new pair of cammies which sets me back about $150
User avatar #4280 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
EE
#4281 to #4280 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
bitch now you don't reply to MY texts
#4282 to #4281 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
i lost my phone somewhere in my house.
#4283 to #4282 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
god damn you are so retarded some times

I'm surrounded by idiots
#4284 to #4283 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
Its not my fault, this house is too new, i dunno where to look.
#4285 to #4284 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
and let me guess it's on vibrate
User avatar #4290 to #4288 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
Also ima play a game so ima reply mega slow.
#4289 to #4288 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
It could be worse, your girl could know that you are a notorious panty thief.
Still though, das pretty ****** up EE.
#4291 to #4289 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
I just need to find out his first name then he can be fixed

I'll have him die from an octopus
#4292 to #4291 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
I thought it was a squid?
#4293 to #4292 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
same thing really
#4294 to #4293 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
ohhhh   
im done gaming, i was good but we lost.    
Stupid 						****					 team.
ohhhh
im done gaming, i was good but we lost.
Stupid **** team.
#4295 to #4294 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
Sorry been minecrafting
#4275 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
theonetruedashi

#4277 to #4276 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
hey dashi what's up?
#4278 to #4277 - theonetruedashi (08/02/2014) [-]
Not much, you?
#4279 to #4278 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
Been training hard for the past 2 weeks

finally relaxing for the first time in a while.

I'm getting stronger both physically and mentally. Once I lose the last bit of fat and grow some more biceps I'll have my greek sex god body
User avatar #4248 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
hullo
#4270 to #4269 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
What if you just wrote   
"Everyone" in it?
What if you just wrote
"Everyone" in it?
#4271 to #4270 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Nothing would happen
User avatar #4272 to #4271 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
aww man, loophole denied.
#4273 to #4272 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe if you pictured the world and countless faces it might work but I doubt it
User avatar #4274 to #4273 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
my back hurts
#4250 to #4249 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
You dont text me back, you take a million years to reply to me on here.    
Are you seeing someone else? ARE YOU SEEING ANOTHER BFF BEHIND MY BACK?
You dont text me back, you take a million years to reply to me on here.
Are you seeing someone else? ARE YOU SEEING ANOTHER BFF BEHIND MY BACK?
#4251 to #4250 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
No my training has picked up I've been in the field all week and I'm going back out there tomorrow. Then in 2 weeks I'll be gone for a month because I'll be in bridgeport. Then the week I get back I'll be doing a specialty work up for the MEU that is even more You need to login to view this link new Lt is this super moto boot that wants us to be this marsoc level platoon adding even more stress. When I do have time off I try to fix some of my sleep debt by sleeping for over 13 hours. Trust me I'm not ignoring you on purpose.
#4252 to #4251 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
i say that like every time we talk, how have you not noticed?   
Im just 						******					 with you.    
How has everything been going?
i say that like every time we talk, how have you not noticed?
Im just ****** with you.
How has everything been going?
#4253 to #4252 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
This last week was the week that made me consider not reenlisting to put it in the kindest of words
#4254 to #4253 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Tell me everything.    
Also, ive gained 10lbs.
Tell me everything.
Also, ive gained 10lbs.
#4255 to #4254 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
We did our first patrol base op. That's the you're behind enemy lines and doing a mission like recon, ambush, security, etc. Basically you hike like 4 km go up a mountain in thick brush because nobody wants to go there. Then you set up a base, provide security, Me I was the radio operator so I had to carry this heavy ass piece of **** radio and get comm up. Then you do your certain patrol. After about 24 hours you move to a new base and set it up. Repeat this for almost a week and only about 12 hours of sleep for the week. Naturally tempers got short with everyone and the seniors were just yelling and making our time even more miserable. It was also hot as balls too we had 10 heat casualties. They had to give me an IV because I was about to become one only to push me back out after about 10 minutes of receiving one. It's honestly hell in the most literal sense.
#4256 to #4255 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
damn man.
i dont even know what to say besides damn.
Are you alright?
#4257 to #4256 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah this op should be cake compared to that one.

I'll be fine

I've been sleeping and capped on the destiny beta this weekend
#4258 to #4257 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Good, have a cat-bitch.   
Wutcha doin now?
Good, have a cat-bitch.
Wutcha doin now?
#4259 to #4258 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Packing and watching Mr. Bean

I'm making this pack as light as ****
#4260 to #4259 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
More cat-bitch

I swear when youre discharged im going to assault you with beer and loaded doritos.
#4261 to #4260 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Then I'll move out to colorado and become a lumberjack hermit
User avatar #4262 to #4261 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
but like, how will we get hammered and eat doritos?
#4263 to #4262 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
I will fly you out here if I have to and drink from my brewery
#4265 to #4264 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
if I ever get a deathnote I'm going to run out of paper
#4266 to #4265 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Who would you kill? Id kill my 9th grade P.E. teacher, she made fun of me for being tall.
Also, lookit my tiny mouse.
#4267 to #4266 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
My seniors some of them are fine but others.....
#4268 to #4267 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
murder everyone
murder everyone
#4246 - fabswag (07/21/2014) [-]
TFW you can toss around a 500lb man like a rag-doll
TFW you can toss around a 500lb man like a rag-doll
User avatar #4242 - fabswag (07/19/2014) [-]
Hey, youre good with guns no?
******* shoot me in the face pls.
#4243 to #4242 - ecov (07/19/2014) [-]
brb breaching your house

do you want 2 in the chest 1 in the head or be blow into pieces with a frag grenade or 40mm m203 grenade?
User avatar #4244 to #4243 - fabswag (07/19/2014) [-]
just make sure i fight before i go down so i feel like ive accomplished something in my life.
#4224 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
Can we talk on here?   
I cant text multiple people, im too retarded to multitask like that.
Can we talk on here?
I cant text multiple people, im too retarded to multitask like that.
#4225 to #4224 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
ok dumb dumb
#4226 to #4225 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
As i was saying, i have no idea what Destiny was, but im not sure ill be able to make the beta anyways.
#4227 to #4226 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
You're gay
#4228 to #4227 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
oh, i see.
#4230 to #4229 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
Wana be gay with me?   
I'll catch and you pitch
Wana be gay with me?
I'll catch and you pitch
User avatar #4232 to #4230 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
brb shower
#4231 to #4230 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
nah I got Shannon I'm content
#4233 to #4231 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
Oki   
I'll just slip a roofie into your beer like ive been planning.
Oki
I'll just slip a roofie into your beer like ive been planning.
#4235 to #4234 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
or not, yknow, whatever.
or not, yknow, whatever.
#4236 to #4235 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm bringing my own beer when we drink
#4237 to #4236 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
One way or another, you will be in me.
#4238 to #4237 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
good luck finding me
#4239 to #4238 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
Not even just once?   
Cmon, cmooooooooooon   
uuuuuggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   
cmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Not even just once?
Cmon, cmooooooooooon
uuuuuggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
User avatar #4240 to #4239 - ecov (07/17/2014) [-]
nup
#4241 to #4240 - fabswag (07/17/2014) [-]
fine
fine
#4223 - ecov (07/13/2014) [-]
Theonetruedashi
Theonetruedashi
#4219 - fabswag (07/04/2014) [-]
Ima go, ill talk to you next time.
User avatar #4220 to #4219 - ecov (07/04/2014) [-]
Kill
User avatar #4221 to #4220 - fabswag (07/05/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
AAAATAAAAAAAAAAAA
#4192 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
It took me a few minutes to find this picture.
This is why i do not use it no more.
#4213 to #4192 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah man this pic kinda sucks by my muscles have been growing like crazy. need to slay my abs though and get the glorious 6 pack
#4214 to #4213 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
I sat here thinking of a way to compliment you without sounding like a homo.    
Youve got some sassy biceps there mr.
I sat here thinking of a way to compliment you without sounding like a homo.
Youve got some sassy biceps there mr.
#4215 to #4214 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
**** yes I know and for being so tall these are well earned
#4216 to #4215 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.    
It will work.
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.
It will work.
#4217 to #4216 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey I need to bed have a physical fitness test in the morning

peace out home dawg
#4218 to #4217 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Nini poop dawg
#4194 to #4193 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
That coursework sounds boring as tits.
That coursework sounds boring as tits.
#4195 to #4194 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
It's broken down to barney level **** like how to wipe your own ass in a simple 9 step program it's that tedious
#4196 to #4195 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Im getting frustrated just thinking about it.
Im getting frustrated just thinking about it.
#4197 to #4196 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
pls kill me I just want to be like the hulk and shoot people god dommit

#4198 to #4197 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
What if theyre pushing your buttons so when you finally deploy for combat, you snap and start beating Iraqis with your rifle, screaming 'THIS IS MY RIFLE, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE" then you spit on their body and put on some sweet ass shades and look back and say "Dont forget to wipe your ass, bitch."
#4199 to #4198 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
No they know I can do it because I am one of the most capable of the new marines so they are going to see how far I can go. Also all this **** HAS to be done so they want me to get it out of the way. Also since I am the new Radio operator I have to give a class about the radios I'm learning and how to use them
#4200 to #4199 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh god i hate teaching people things, they always cry or feel bad.    
At least youre awesome enough to do that though, id be jelly.
Oh god i hate teaching people things, they always cry or feel bad.
At least youre awesome enough to do that though, id be jelly.
#4201 to #4200 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah it's cool though

They are now starting to separate who are the ******** and who's not and I'm one of the better ones. If you think about it this trust is remarkable. They will eventually trust me with their lives if they had too. It's a heavy responsibility
#4202 to #4201 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
A responsibility i  know youd be able to handle like a boss.    
Id trust the security of my anus in your hands too.
A responsibility i know youd be able to handle like a boss.
Id trust the security of my anus in your hands too.
#4203 to #4202 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
damn man I'm tired

I've been more tired than I ever had been and the only thing that keeps me going is that I've been so motivated. There are guys that are trying to get out of work. There is one that just doesn't want to be here and he's trying to get discharged. I swear him and the Chaplin are ******* butt buddies now he goes there so much. One just wants to bone his wife back at his house and that's the only exercise he does. 3 others are just stupid ******** . It's really just me and my buddy that is preventing everything going to **** . If we were to stop helping them out.....god don't even want to think about that.
#4204 to #4203 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
>trying to get discharged

Thats usually the price of being a leader, you notice a lot more ********* everywhere.
Try to relax and sleep more.
Like just listen to music, and chill.
Here, best chillout music.
Matisyahu - One Day (lyrics)
#4205 to #4204 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
it just pisses me off. Doesn't even try anymore. he's a civilian that found some cammies and is now done playing Grunt and wants out. And my senior wants me to include this bastard and morally support him. This bitch one time tripped and fell out on an easy work out run when I tried to pull him back to the pack, and he threw a temper tantrum acting like a fat child. Later he wanted me to feel sorry for him because it hurt when he fell. My only response was "Well if you weren't such a bitch and didn't fall out I wouldn't have to try to pull you up to the front."
#4206 to #4205 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like my dad.
Still goes on about being a marine when he just made it to graduation then got a dishonorable discharge for drugs.
You should morally support his ass with your foot is what you should do.
#4207 to #4206 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Can't really yell at him anymore

I apparently have to hold his hand and **** now

I don't even want to talk to that ****** anymore

One time he said he tried to hang himself not to long ago and my first thought was "Bitch if you would have tried harder I could have gotten 4 days off. ******* bastard. If at first you don't succeed try and try again."
#4208 to #4207 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, dude.    
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
Oh **** , dude.
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
#4209 to #4208 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
wrong he's fatter than pyle
wrong he's fatter than pyle
#4210 to #4209 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 to #4210 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 to #4211 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.    
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4169 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
I almost had a pentakill before you losers called me.    
Now you must feel my wrath for the next 30 minutes.
I almost had a pentakill before you losers called me.
Now you must feel my wrath for the next 30 minutes.
User avatar #4190 to #4169 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
Sanity saved
User avatar #4191 to #4190 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
There was no way i was gunna leave for the time it takes for basic training and leave those ******* in my house alone.
#4170 to #4169 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm not even sorry
#4171 to #4170 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
I hope you 						****					 yourself.
I hope you **** yourself.
#4172 to #4171 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
Baby I know you want to be in my pants but that's being to obvious
#4173 to #4172 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Not as obvious as you.
#4174 to #4173 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
photoshop
#4176 to #4175 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
. . . . **** you Bitch
#4177 to #4176 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh im sure youd love that.
Oh im sure youd love that.
#4178 to #4177 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
whatever go say Sarah
#4179 to #4178 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Why are we so 						******					 up?
Why are we so ****** up?
#4180 to #4179 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I was told by my peers that I'll be the guy that when we make port I will be living in whore houses
#4159 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Theonetruedashi

I've missed talking to you
#4161 to #4160 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
There you are
#4162 to #4161 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
Hiiiiii
I'm barely on FJ anymore
#4163 to #4162 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Same here is been to busy worth my pre deployment workup I haven't been on much
#4164 to #4163 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm like.. alwayyyys on skype, though
#4165 to #4164 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Do I still have you on Skype?
#4166 to #4165 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
Maybe?
Probably?

You should
#4167 to #4166 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
It's oh Hai gravity right?
User avatar #4152 - nerobritannicus (06/07/2014) [-]
hihomo
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - ecov (06/07/2014) [-]
Happy birthday homo
#4154 to #4153 - nerobritannicus (06/07/2014) [-]
thx bbygrl   
wutcha doin up so late?
thx bbygrl
wutcha doin up so late?
User avatar #4155 to #4154 - ecov (06/08/2014) [-]
Drinking
User avatar #4156 to #4155 - nerobritannicus (06/09/2014) [-]
i got so high that i just sat and stared for hours, i also got plastered
i love birthdays
User avatar #4157 to #4156 - ecov (06/09/2014) [-]
That's awesome want to know what is also awesome
User avatar #4158 to #4157 - nerobritannicus (06/09/2014) [-]
what is also awesome tellll meeeee
#4146 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
Hi E-tard
User avatar #4147 to #4146 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey text me
User avatar #4148 to #4147 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
i cant i let my bro in-law borrow my phone for the day.
User avatar #4149 to #4148 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Dommit
User avatar #4150 to #4149 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
Sorry bromo.
What did you need to talk about? I can skype if its important n all that **** .
User avatar #4151 to #4150 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah
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