That's interesting what made you decide that?

www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/4207103#4207103

well just remember it's a commitment for at least 8 years that you can't back out of.

However I think it's a good idea, it'll give you a new look on life and can add purpose to your life. It happened for me, I smile all the time I feel like I'm becoming part of something greater than myself, and also you enter a brotherhood that's closer than anything you'll ever have.

You need to try to get in better shape. I'm almost twice as strong than the first day I walked through those recruiting doors

You also need to think about why you want to fight. I have a reason behind I want to fight. Tom has a reason why he's fighting. In order to really become dedicated to being part of the military you need to have your head straighten out

>Tom has a reason why he's fighting

uwot?

woops I meant to say Josh

lolfigit.

MY mizore folder it grows

fuck me, i love me some mizore.

the show really show be longer

They need to make it a full on porn already.

as awesome as that may be

I prefer it just the way it is

ewgay.

ew sex addict

youre a sex addict

I haven't gotten laid in over 2 years

Ive not gotten laid period.

I'll let you in on a little secret
Remember a few months ago I was really beta?
Since I've gone military. Cut my hair and going to the marines warrior night getting in shape
You get more confident about yourself and you stand taller
I actually got hit on last night and reacted and made her blush
If I talked to her for 5 more minutes I'm positive I would have a date
She was an 8/10 too. I would plow her till the sun came up

i dunno if i can pull that off.

seriously if you give it your all and give 110% within one month it's going to happen

why you sulk?

I tend to criticize myself a lot when im sick.
Im latched on to the fact that idve blown it if i was a reference.
Im a giant ass baby/emo when im sick.
Just a warning.

just don't go around cutting wrists or whatnot

Sorry I had to make a call but at least you're out doing something

Hell I haven't even been out of the country

I guess we can trade places then.
I'd kill to stay home forever and just grope people.
That's what i do best.

And I get to live everyday like it's my last because it could be

I cant wait to get home.
Sun, booze, girls and staying up all night on the interwebs in my boxers.

I can't wait to finish all this paperwork

I have to hunt down like at least 9 people and get their address and I've promised I'll see all of them in the coming future

Try to keep the list to people closest to you, geographically.

yeah I only have like 3 more people to track down

I still have a headache

Keep asking around until you scare someone into meeting you.

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my card
so be my reference maybe ?

So I can finish this stupid paperwork

Well what do you need exactly?

just like or two more reference proving I've lived in my house

How do i do that?
Like do i give my number and address then they ask me about you or...

Yeah they basically call asking if I'm a drug dealer or something but I think I got it now

thanks though

You dont need me? Oh thank god, im horrible at that stuff.
My nephew put me as a reference on his application to work at a savemart and i blew it.

plus since you're army they probably would give you even harder time

Yeah i probably wouldve blew it.

I doubt it

shhh let me sulk.

Do you have to be shipped back?

No, but i dont have to work or anything.
Im in my room relaxing, albeit i feel like ass and its like 4am.

you just have to milk this flu for like 10 days then right?

About 10 days yeah.
But i wont mind if it only lasts like a week and i have to get off my ass for the last 3 days.

atleast you got a mini vacation

'Bout 2 weeks of being sick and working with ass-tards overseas for free?
Worth it. Not like i had anything awesome going on at home anyhow.

wait you ain't getting paid or something?

Nup

what the fuck man that's BS

Oh well. I dont have to pay for medicine and i get free food that arent MRI's and
All food is either Korean BBQ or Chinese food. Im in heaven besides the work/drills.

*MRE

Are MRE's really as bad as people say?

Some are okay.
I had a pot roast and beef stew flavored one once. it was neat.
but others, like the vegetable omelette are just plain ass.

I heard that the vegetable omelette was so bad that DI's even let you turn those in for something else

Yep.
but if youre too late to ask for another, all that will be left are the shitty ones.
Im going to build a shunsui folder on this laptop. i feel unclean.

do it faggot

First picture has been saved.
I should check my dropbox. I might have my folder there.
I really like this laptop.

I thought you said it was shit?

It is but it looks sexy. Its got a metallic black look.
Like a suitcase.

well that's pretty cool

I feel sad that i got excited because my reaction folder is on dropbox.
My social life needs more social in it.

I leave my computer on at times

looked up on korean news turns out they moved short range missiles to the east coast

We already knew that.
Its supposed to be a test launch.
They have already been warned that any actions taken against U.S. or South Korean people/military is an act of war and North Korea will be shit stomped.

and we have our freedom bay

Its past midnight and i gotta be up at 4am.
I'll talk to you next time i get enough time.
Later homo.

cya stay strong dude

hue

To them im like a rapey mad scientist who they like to call tiny for ironic reasons.

ask for a favor with the artillery guys

I kinda like it.
It gives me a slightly Venomous outward appearance with the younger troops.
I need it since im a fluffy kitty at heart.

lol you still gay nigga

No that gay.

nope you gay

Fuck

Very upset. Since you never got naked.
That means im the alpha homo here.
Youre the silly underling homo.

I have gay sexy naked cowboy pics of me

I will post them and pray somebody notices them

you will be labeled a faggot till you return home

If you make me aware of them existing or show them to me, i will bite your torso and give you a disease.

hue

have this

It has to be really uneventful there if you can save all these pictures

Ive been saving since about 10pm when i got to my room.
Its past midnight now here and its creepily quiet.

Then everything changed when kim jung un attacked

If something happens now im going to be pissed.
Im getting a nice boner going off of looking for pics of this chick.

yeah but kim is like 90% hot air and full of shit

Then i can masturbate in peace.

yeah I'm just going to talk in military time now. Always prefered it now I have a reason to use it all the time

Yay!
well then its 2330 here.

Hey did you know Tom got back in contact with me the day you left?
Haven't replied back to him since the 19th but curious if he tried talking to you?

Yeah he left a comment on my profile but i deleted it.
Not gunna open that can of worms again.

Fair enough I said my greetings first time but that's it. I warned madi about him so she's not surprised.

So while you're over there have you learned any useful stuff to say in korean like..... How much for the hooker?

Sergeant said it was $25 for everything.
Also i learned that Korea has a weird smell.

really? how would you explain it?

Kinda like an asian supermarket. When you go to the meat section. That smell.
Its gross. You get used to it quick but its ew.

ah that stuff never bothered me.

How so when I went home I found my old weighted vest should help me bulk up a little quicker

Skip for a mile with it on.

I'll go 5

it's only like 25lbs

Yis.
Oh yeah, one dude here was all pissed because his daughter was dating some dude who was pretending to be a ranger. I feel good because i helped bust his ass.
You can get arrested for that.

well yeah it's impersonating a military position.

I went to the store to buy some vodka for my parents on the way home and they said how I lost all my hair from my ID, told them that I was enlisting and they were thanking for me doing my service. I felt bad because I haven't done anything yet

It pissed me off because he was so damn obvious.
He had cokebottle glasses, which is a no-go if you want to be a ranger. They have near Nazi SS requirements to where being 26 is like being geriatric.
He kept saying his MOS was "Ranger" instead of giving an actual one, like mine would be 63B. Then, ok, he is my age and he said he has been a ranger for more than 4 years.
It takes about 3 years to just BECOME a ranger in the 75th. So he was in the army when he was 14? lolno. Then he said he was there in Mogadishu. The whole Black Hawk Down thing. That was in 93. Im becoming rustled just thinking about it again.

Well if you're going to be that obvious you deserve to be caught. Did he get arrested booked and all that jazz?

Hopefully, last time i asked the dad, he said his daughter made him call everyone he knew and tell the truth.

It'd be scary as fuck having like 5 rangers on your ass.

that reminds me do you have any A-team inside jokes because aren't they all rangers?

A-Team? No but i should make some.
My squad is here but the only time we really get to hang out is during down time.
Even so, 4 of them are married and stay in touch with their families the whole time and
the others just walk about taking shit in. Plus im a recluse and despise human contact.
They have a joke about me but i hate it.

on how you have a gay bromance with a nebraskan and we both love ponies a little too much?

Yes.
That and everytime i show up they act shocked that im outside and say the only time they see me is if there's combat. then they all stand around me and guess what i do when im not around. Then they say outlandish shit like i eat the people i kill or i beat kids.

but on a positive note I have a fair chance I could be stationed in okinawa so the time zones would sync up

Okinawa? Dude, boobs and butts.

yeah but my brother said he's probably going to be shipped to hawaii

Japanese food/women > Hawaiian food/women

Trust me. You got the better deal.

yeah but knowing my luck I'd be that one guy shipped to moscow during winter

Beware the Lemon Snow Cones

Traffic cone monster sees what you did there

I wish i had a camera to snap photos of the weird shit they have here

yeah.....meet too.......

I want it

they like....double in size

As did my penis

Girls here dont understand shit worth of english sometimes.
So fun is had.

YFW Korea

anyway I'm going to take a nap and do homework later before class

good talking to you again

I'll most likely not be on again until next sunday.
shit gets pretty lazy on sundays it seems.

Finally clean shaved
My face was like sandpaper the last 2 days

What time is it over there?

08:23

am?

**ecov hugs/tackles you**

I've missed you dude

Its only been 3 days.
I'll be here until Foal Eagle is over.
Im training with ROK army specialists ho have the same MOS as me.
Basically im telling them how to change a tire under fire the "American way".
It blows ass here.

well hopefully you don't have to spend much time there right?

May 3rd or 4th im going home.
Its like a pissing contest between N.Korea and the U.S. so we're milking every minute
we have to train here until we're done. To say "We're leaving because we have to, not because you told us to". On the bright side, i traded some tools for a laptop. So i can be on more (like 2-3hrs a day max)

well it's nice to talked to you

It sucked I couldn't say goodbye personally or anything

Its okay. Quick note though, i'll be doing this every year now.

well I'd rather know than just have it happen out of the blue

I'll tell you next time them.
Im kinda fearing my return home though.
Girl i was talking to you about her name is Cecilia Got really gay with the crying before i left.

dated a girl that was called cecilia that was the one that called me gay because I was bad at sex with her

but I got good news though. Got most of my paperwork in line and I talked to my brother for the first time in a month going to MOS school in 2 days

Dad got a new shotgun, remington 870 super mag with a red dot scope

Youre going to MOS school?
I wish i had a shotgun at home. Speaking of guns, i got to shoot a Type 68 AKM.
Korean Marine had it, he said he got it off a guy he killed during an attack.
Its sexy.

yeah so I can be specialized as a combat engineer

Thats at Camp Leljene or whatever the hell, aint it?

yep

Are you pumped? Like losing sleep because of excitement?

I'm the happiest I've been in about 4 years

The bitches will want your peen, guaranteed.

hell yeah

what time is it over there?

Bout 5:12pm

well shit that's a fairly big difference it's 3:13am here

The jetlag is hideous

how you doing?

well that's good

Im hoping nothing dumb happens. I dont wana end up getting drafted or anything.
Id hate that alot.

There won't be a draft with this north korea business we're basically just beating up the retarded kid because he was talking shit. The only chance of there being a draft is if China goes full ape shit on us and I doubt that'll happen

Arent they both commies or something? Wont they help North Korea? Thats how WW1 started you know. Everybody jumped in and boom, stuff. I dont want to die a virgin.
I need at least a fat girl to fondle before that happens.

granted yes China is or was the biggest supplier to N. Korea but Kim has done some things to piss china off recently. The real reason china doesn't want the US to do anything is because that would mean we would have more troops near china

How do you know these things? Are you a spy?

I do research. I have talked to Josh a lot about this subject. I'm trying to become a marine so I get info from the recruiters. I have friends that are from china to help really explain the situation from the news they get back home. Also looking up on history helps. I have to go now for class I'll talk to you later dude

Later

did you hear that josh got deployed to South Korea last night?

Yeah, I heard. I hope nothing goes wrong down there.

Are you feeling alright?

Yeah it sucks I couldn't say goodbye or get a number or something

but he told me he expects to be talking to a marine next time so I'm going to do my best to get in shape

I hope the best for the both of you at the moment.

Have you done any work on the comic since the last time we talked?

no I haven't drawn anything actually I've been too busy with school and the marines

I thought so.

How has school and the marines been?

School sucks and I just want it to be over with

Marines it's hard to keep up because I'm so out of shape but I have started working on the mountains of paperwork

I see.

I'm going to head off now.

Ok talk to you later then

I love you brother I will train everyday to become ready. I'll miss you

how so?

First thing she does is run up to me and hug me.
I fuck around and say "What if i was a rapist or murderer? And you just ran right to me"
she said "Are you?"
I said no then she just Said yay and jumped on me.
Everyone was just staring at me with a jumpy chick hanging off of me.
She is like a kid at heart, still naive and innocent. I kinda like it.

awwwwwww that's so cute

if she's that innocent then I would go full focus on the feelings, mushy stuff, real relationship and build a solid foundation. No full on sex with this girl right now, gotta wait mmmmmm a month at least

I feel like Frankenstein when he met that little girl who gave him that flower.
I have no idea how to go about this.

If I was in your position go on another date if it goes well. Personally I think this one you should lower some of your defenses and let her in if she's as sweet as you say

also I'm going to brb I want to get some dinner before they close

I want to but ehhhhhh we'll see

back

and what? you want to just bone her and then expect a relationship out of it?

No, i just get really really faggy if i let my defenses down.
I dont want to put her off with it

Baka

I said some not all. I'm just saying if she wants to hold your hand or something just let her do it or if you got the balls you grab her hand.

I guess.
There is something about me that is very depressing if i cant handle that much happy in a chick.

nah I would be a little weirded out at first too. Just keep an eye out how she treats other women that'll be important in the future

How come?

I'm going to sleep now

ok.
gnght dood

it's long and complicated but to save myself from an even greater headache.

It's to make sure she's not crazy

Then i shall give her my fuk.
And it will be glorious.

Bomb her vagina like America wants to bomb North Korea

im going to pound that ass flat and pump it full of man juice.

DESTROY IT

DESTROY IT

DESTROY IT

DESTROY IT

i shall nap.
i will talk to you ina bit.

cya dude and good luck I have class soon and have to focus on this paper that's due tomorrow

The horrible part is that I have to give a speech about my paper. I'd rather take on an enemy company with a pea shooter than give these speeches

yeah do that

I wouldnt mind eating her out a bit before i pretend to leave though

or you can just be honest say how you are always cheated on and shit

I dont want to seem like a massive fag right away.
I want her to gradually see my faggyness.

fine then just say you just got out of a relationship and don't want anything serious

This is why i need you.
If i cant cant bounce my worries or ideas off of you, then ill go insane.

hey same here

IT'll be a tough 3 months

What if i dont friendzone her, but i make her work for the D?

Then you'd be nominated for an oscar

She is honestly too cute that id be scared to try that.
Someone might swoop in while i try to play hard to get.

dude never go any farther than a kiss and you should have her panties wetter than a colombian whore

I just cannot women at all.
Auburn hair, nice boobs, sweet ass and cute face.
Im going to slap my grand-dad for lying.

Then just fucking wing it

If this works.
If i end up getting her in bed and possibly going steady.
I will refer to you as El Santo de sexo.

Mall at 2pm.
Sounds very cliche.

smooth dude

You know what, i dont even feel worried.
Im going in with the utmost confidence that she will be riding the 'stache.

dude girls have this sixth sense about how confident a guy is. Basically by her asking you out you have already sealed the deal. take her to the movies after the mall if it all goes well and then you going to get some action. Hell she might not even wait to get home to try to get something. Just be open, vague, and always end with a question.

ex: She says "What kind of music do you like?"

"Well I have experienced a lot of different cultures and heard their music, but I think rock is my favorite genre. What kind of music do you listen too?"

Also ask her to do simple stuff say you're eating say "Could you pass me a napkin?" the making her do something I forget what it triggers but it makes her engage you.

I will try.

Bitch you gonna replace me or something?

More like a substitute.

Good because I would have to fuck your shit up if you replaced me with someone of a lower caliber

A navy recruit named E-Than.

sounds like a faggot that shits glitter

Id most likely call him bitch-ethan and he wouldnt know why until you came back.
Like Stewie had Bitch-Stewie.

Sweet christ this chick is kinda ditzy.

wait she's still talking to you?

I know right?

I have no idea

If she wants a relationship at any point, im friendzoning her.

She's that ditzy?

No but im already starting to like this chick and id really hate to let her be just a fuck n duck. Also, i dont want a relationship.

understandable

"Wana get some coffee or lunch or something? :D"

wat do? i suck at these things.

ask when and when you get an answer say you have to be on base that week

I'll throw the "Uber ultra secret squirrel Ranger mission" at her.
Works like a charm every time.

or since the Problem with N. Korea just say your CO wants you to be ready to deploy and won't be available

Sorry baby, but Kim Jong just ordered a knuckle sandwich, and Uncle Sam is delivering.

Texted my mom how after a long talk I'm 100% ready to enlist as a marine and how I'll be coming home this weekend to get all the necessary paperwork. She said well what about the Air force?

MFW

Air Force, where Battlefield 3 and CoD is your training.

then some people started to trash about the USMC

saying how we basically just clean up crew

it's not like marines go through hell to go second

They have it somewhat right as far as going in second.
Joint operations works silly.
In Irag/Afghanistan, Army Rangers and SEALS had to go in first, then the Army, then the marines then when needed, the navy and airforce.
In Korea, SEALS and the Air Force/Navy would be first then Rangers then the Army/Marines.
Joint operations is all about where the war is at and responding accordingly.
People jut watch movies and think they know shit. Or shoot guns a lot and say "Gee, this entitles me to criticize any branch of any military."
If you really want to see a shitty Military, look at Hitler's army. The chain of command was an utter mess.

it still rustled my jimmies
I know that different forces have different strengths and weaknesses but just saying the branch is like the fucking maid just pissed me off

I know I've not officially earned the title yet of a marine but it's still the branch I have sworn to join in about a week

Ohhhh youre going to fucking hate watching the news even more then.

I don't even watch tv anymore

If it werent for these Veteran Bikers drowsing those homos out at military funerals, idve fought and possibly killed one of the people from the Westboro Baptist Church.

I probably would've too but you know the way the WBC makes a lot of its money if from the lawsuits it gets from members being assaulted

but wouldn't it be nice if a few people went rogue and took out 15~20 of those people one time

each time they announced that they would attend a service pop pop pop another 15~20 more goes away

This repeats 4 or 5 times I think the WBC would lose a fair amount of members because they may be next

Ew terrorism.

I'm kidding of course but if one of the WBC members DID die I'd be like meh

Id be happy.

Yeah but the funny thing is that people bought the house across from the WBC and turned it into a gay pride house painted in rainbows

newsfeed.time.com/2013/03/21/man-turns-house-across-the-street-from-westboro-baptist-church-into-gay-pride-flag/

Remember the hot girl i told you about that had asked for directions to get somewhere and i accidentally gave her the wrong info?
I got a text a few min ago from her number
all it said was :(

I don't really know how you can dig yourself out of this one but...

Apologize and say that you realized you gave the wrong directions and couldn't get in contact with her to correct yourself

but yeah I don't you can get yourself out of this one

Take note Ethan.
Ive just reached a new form of fail.

oh dear god what did you do?

My exact response was
Soooooorry

How the hell are you going to operate when I'm gone for 3 months at a time?

I'll find a new tard wrangler for myself when youre gone.

WHY ART THOU STILL AWAKE

me and josh are talking about some pretty deep stuff

like why I want to be a marine. My honor. How I want to die. What is important to me. This conversation I will remember for the rest of my life

Oh, well by all means continue

I apologize for interrupting :3

no you're not interrupting

is there anything you wish to talk about?

Nah I just wanted someone to talk to but you're busy so its k

nah it's over, now we're just talking shit

I was just about to go lay down in bed, but if you're on skype we could chat for a bit if you wanted

I don't mind

sorry my new sleep schedule wouldn't allow it

even now my eyes are getting heavy

Well thats lame

yeah I've been passed out at around 23:00 and wake up at about 06:00

Caretpone got to take your dibs for the night

well I guess I just got to fly out there before him

Are you calling dibs on my body?

maaaaaaybe maybe not

I at least want to meet you in person before he does

Good luck with that one

I don't need luck

Everypony needs luck sometimes

I'll save my luck when I'm on tour

Heh... yeah..