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User avatar #14391 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
Le*
#14392 to #14391 - irwincardozo Comment deleted by irwincardozo [-]
#14394 to #14393 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
awww shitttt neeegrooooo :c


so how be youy
#14395 to #14394 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
I be gewd, just got off schewl and no workz today<3.   
   
   
I'll have to go to the dentist in 2 hours though. How 'bout you broski
I be gewd, just got off schewl and no workz today<3.


I'll have to go to the dentist in 2 hours though. How 'bout you broski
#14396 to #14395 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
i get off work in 29 mins so i guess we can chat later tonight cause i have a day off tomorrow... and get your cam on cause i wanna see your dick
#14397 to #14396 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh bby iz rdy for u
#14398 to #14397 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
are you bro??? are you??
are you bro??? are you??
#14400 to #14399 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
IKR!!!1

i wish i had a nudie of her

damn she's smokin' and i'll never get into her pants
#14401 to #14400 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
Cum to baconland. We have many fine bitches as dis.

Just go to the city around 1 or 2 am firday or saturday and you can get one easy.


Someone as handsome as you that is
#14402 to #14401 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
yeah + i've been lifting.. i mean just look at these babies


<----
#14403 to #14402 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh shit nigger pack those away. When they get that big its just disgusting.
#14404 to #14403 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
fag you're just jellu of my equipment and stuff
#14405 to #14404 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
oh sun give me strength
oh sun give me strength
#14406 to #14405 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
lemuns will give you strength
#14407 to #14406 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
zomg lemunzz!


now i am real supersand!
User avatar #14408 to #14407 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
okay im off work braw... i'll cya later

bayy <3
User avatar #14386 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
where is my nudes nig?
#14387 to #14386 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
i;m making a comic feg.. look
User avatar #14388 to #14387 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
HAHHAHAHA looks pretty funny also i better be in there ngger
#14389 to #14388 - irwincardozo (04/30/2013) [-]
the one i made yesterday
User avatar #14390 to #14389 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
ROFL why are these not uploaded on fj nigero?
#14384 to #14383 - irwincardozo (04/29/2013) [-]
hey Darl &lt;3
hey Darl <3
#14376 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
yo man where is the oc nigger
User avatar #14377 to #14376 - irwincardozo (04/29/2013) [-]
i needs to make one feg
User avatar #14378 to #14377 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
i better be Easter egg in there
User avatar #14379 to #14378 - irwincardozo (04/29/2013) [-]
gib mi moni firs
User avatar #14380 to #14379 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
just hack yr papal nigger
User avatar #14382 to #14381 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
you cant have american money anyways niger
#14374 - Dwarf (04/29/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4133568 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** IT MEANS NO WORRIES
#14375 to #14374 - irwincardozo (04/29/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at tumblr ** this shows the way you were born
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at tumblr ** this shows the way you were born
#14385 to #14375 - Dwarf (04/29/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Ripoffs ** This shows the way you will die.
User avatar #14373 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
I iz back.
User avatar #14370 - ied (04/28/2013) [-]
If I didn't earn the points, I don't want to accept.
Thank you so much for your generosity, but you earned them.
Thanks none the less. :D
User avatar #14371 to #14370 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
just helping out a bro :D
User avatar #14365 - ied (04/28/2013) [-]
Where are your items.
User avatar #14366 to #14365 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
scammed man.. like 2 months back
User avatar #14367 to #14366 - ied (04/28/2013) [-]
You're kidding right?!
Do you know who? D:
User avatar #14368 to #14367 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
no idea bro... but i didnt really want them so it doesnt matter now.. although i did want to give them out to a few people on the board
User avatar #14369 to #14368 - ied (04/28/2013) [-]
Why people have to do that I have no idea.
This is why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #14345 to #14344 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
DOODE!!!! i just woke up to your pretty words <3
User avatar #14346 to #14345 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
gib me luv Irw. I'm dying man. The clock is 6:20 am and I cant go to bed because i have to be up at 11 to go to the gym with my buddy. Oh god what have i done.
User avatar #14347 to #14346 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
why do you lift on a sunday when you can fuck bitches instead??
User avatar #14348 to #14347 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that no bitches want me. Thats why I lift.




leg and stomach day. nuuuu
User avatar #14349 to #14348 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
bro i dont want to be rude but i'm eating bacon at this very moment :C
User avatar #14350 to #14349 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
You're not being rude. I'm eating bacon like... Every hour. You know i'm from that country.
User avatar #14351 to #14350 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
maybe that's why you're so phat :c
#14352 to #14351 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
All dis liftin' for nuttin' ;_;
All dis liftin' for nuttin' ;_;
#14353 to #14352 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
it's alright bro... i'm fat as well :c
#14354 to #14353 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
Heeey! Lets be fat together!    
   
   
I got Snickers!
Heeey! Lets be fat together!


I got Snickers!
#14355 to #14354 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
NO I DONT LIKE SNICKERS!!
#14356 to #14355 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
I dont have them either. Y u no liek'em.
#14357 to #14356 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
joke.. i like them.. gib me
#14358 to #14357 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
Aw man... Now I want snickers.
#14359 to #14358 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
you want sum fuk instead?
you want sum fuk instead?
#14360 to #14359 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
From you?










ofc.
#14361 to #14360 - irwincardozo (04/28/2013) [-]
my body is ready in such glorious ways at the moment
#14362 to #14361 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
Is that your D?
#14364 to #14363 - dalgaard (04/28/2013) [-]
Man I'm sorry. I'm just too tired for this :c. I'll try to get me some 3 hours of sleep.......


Have a good day bro.
User avatar #14338 - betta (04/27/2013) [-]
Hey, can you help me with a problem, not comic related? You just seem to be really good with this kind of thing, so I thought that I'd ask you first.
User avatar #14339 to #14338 - irwincardozo (04/27/2013) [-]
sure baby... whats up? :D
#14340 to #14339 - betta (04/27/2013) [-]
How do I develop the right mindset to talk to my crush?   
   
It's kinda weird, because I've talked to her before, but only when she talked to me first. Even then, the conversation wasn't for long. For some reason, Whenever I try to talk to her, I just end up freezing and awkwardly staring at her. I thought that maybe if I was with a friend, I'd be more relaxed, but that just makes things worse for me. It kinda makes me wanna just run the fuck away. I have no idea what it is in my mind that won't let me talk to her. I can talk to absolutely anyone else just fine, regardless of who they are and what they do, but as soon as I have a crush on them, I can't even say &quot;Hi&quot;. When talking to anyone else, I just kinda go with the flow of the conversation, whether it's good or bad, but with her, I just stare into her eyes and forget everything that I was doing. Not in a creepy way, just in a way that makes it look like I zoned out.   
   
I guess what I'm trying to ask is how can I get the mindset to talk to her without being nervous or zoning out?   
   
Gif is irrelevant. It's just one of my favorite gifs :D
How do I develop the right mindset to talk to my crush?

It's kinda weird, because I've talked to her before, but only when she talked to me first. Even then, the conversation wasn't for long. For some reason, Whenever I try to talk to her, I just end up freezing and awkwardly staring at her. I thought that maybe if I was with a friend, I'd be more relaxed, but that just makes things worse for me. It kinda makes me wanna just run the fuck away. I have no idea what it is in my mind that won't let me talk to her. I can talk to absolutely anyone else just fine, regardless of who they are and what they do, but as soon as I have a crush on them, I can't even say "Hi". When talking to anyone else, I just kinda go with the flow of the conversation, whether it's good or bad, but with her, I just stare into her eyes and forget everything that I was doing. Not in a creepy way, just in a way that makes it look like I zoned out.

I guess what I'm trying to ask is how can I get the mindset to talk to her without being nervous or zoning out?

Gif is irrelevant. It's just one of my favorite gifs :D
User avatar #14341 to #14340 - irwincardozo (04/27/2013) [-]
man i know it's hard for some people but you have to get your shit together and focus.. it'll probably take some time to muster up the courage.. anyway let me ask you something.. does she talk to you?? have you had a conversation with her before?? if yes then i'd suggest you start talking about something general in the beginning.. like studies, movies, music.. shit like that (even if it has to be about bieber) you have to do it man... after all of this you'll probably muster enough courage for the kill.. but for the moment dont look like a dork in front of her.. just be confident and have that confidence show on your face

ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!! --- dress up decently and dont be ugly :C
User avatar #14342 to #14341 - betta (04/27/2013) [-]
:D Thank you so much! I kinda needed that :P

Well I've had a conversation with her before, but they've never lasted longer than 15 seconds :P Never had the right opportunity to talk to her. I'll try to make the opportunity next time I see her.

Once again, thank you. Oh and how's the whole comic thing going for you? Still going good?
User avatar #14343 to #14342 - irwincardozo (04/27/2013) [-]
no worries bro... just be yourself and talk smooth... maybe you should ask her out to a movie or dinner when you guys get really talking.. girls like that (i think)

and the comics are coming along good.. i posted one on memecenter last night
#14331 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
am i smexy as *le baby?
#14414 to #14331 - jabsgreywarden (04/30/2013) [-]
heres me. but i was four in this picture.
#14415 to #14414 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
nigger thats no baby!
User avatar #14420 to #14415 - jabsgreywarden (04/30/2013) [-]
Sorry I couldn't find one!
#14422 to #14420 - dalgaard (04/30/2013) [-]
unacceptabruuu
User avatar #14423 to #14422 - jabsgreywarden (04/30/2013) [-]
you still like it.Oh well
#14332 to #14331 - irwincardozo (04/26/2013) [-]
HAMAAGADDD MAN!!!! <33 i'd do you



how about meh?
User avatar #14334 to #14332 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
did you notice how much #swag i had. Look at that classy as fuk outfit.
User avatar #14335 to #14334 - irwincardozo (04/26/2013) [-]
did yo uget bitches back then???
User avatar #14336 to #14335 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
Nigga i get bitches when I want.





no ;_;
User avatar #14337 to #14336 - irwincardozo (04/26/2013) [-]
so hows our marriage coming along?? does your dad think im hot yet?
#14333 to #14332 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit nigger you're smexy young and old.
#14330 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
fuckn quit FJ nigger







not chewie
User avatar #14326 - jabsgreywarden (04/25/2013) [-]
aloha!
User avatar #14325 to #14324 - irwincardozo (04/25/2013) [-]
sup mah man
User avatar #14327 to #14325 - glassofscotch (04/25/2013) [-]
hows it going friendo?
User avatar #14322 - babbylicious (04/25/2013) [-]
Faggot....ignoring my Jihad
#14329 to #14323 - babbylicious (04/25/2013) [-]
**babbylicious rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at 'Murica ** Faggot, go spam my shit. I am trying to blow up funnyjunk
#14313 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
nigga u gay
nigga u gay
User avatar #14315 to #14314 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
whats up mang?
User avatar #14316 to #14315 - irwincardozo (04/25/2013) [-]
yeah im okay dude... just waiting for it to become 6pm so i get off work, go home and jerk off
User avatar #14317 to #14316 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
LOL why dont you jerk off at work?
User avatar #14318 to #14317 - irwincardozo (04/25/2013) [-]
because there are rules i need to follow man
User avatar #14319 to #14318 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
rules are for losers cmon do eeeeeeetttttttt
User avatar #14320 to #14319 - irwincardozo (04/25/2013) [-]
no i seriously fancy a wank
User avatar #14321 to #14320 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
nigger
#14306 - dalgaard (04/24/2013) [-]
i am still very dissapoint you dont remember.
#14307 to #14306 - irwincardozo (04/24/2013) [-]
I REMEMBER ITS THE 4th OF JULY!!!

stop accusing me ;_;
#14308 to #14307 - dalgaard (04/24/2013) [-]
ITS NOT EVEN THAT LONG TIME AGO. I THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A WEEK OR SOMETHING WTF IRW
ITS NOT EVEN THAT LONG TIME AGO. I THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A WEEK OR SOMETHING WTF IRW
#14309 to #14308 - irwincardozo (04/24/2013) [-]
wtf... we you cheating on me all this while?
#14310 to #14309 - dalgaard (04/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes I dont think you remember anything we talk about.




we got married on facebook you fukken nugget
#14311 to #14310 - irwincardozo (04/24/2013) [-]
awwwww yeah i remember... then we had our honeymoon on skype!! <3

god damn those were the days
#14312 to #14311 - dalgaard (04/24/2013) [-]
Nigger you havent even added me on skype yet. I think you're the one who is cheating. ;_;
#14303 - jabsgreywarden (04/23/2013) [-]
so here's me at prom. wanted you to have this picture :)
#14305 to #14303 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
pretty girl is pretty &gt;:3   irwin can suk my nuts
pretty girl is pretty >:3 irwin can suk my nuts
User avatar #14328 to #14305 - jabsgreywarden (04/25/2013) [-]
you know what? i thought he already was.
User avatar #14304 to #14303 - irwincardozo (04/24/2013) [-]
looks cute bro
#14301 - jabsgreywarden (04/22/2013) [-]
You missed out! I wish you were there at my prom, though you're too &quot;old&quot; to be there. It was awesome!
You missed out! I wish you were there at my prom, though you're too "old" to be there. It was awesome!
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