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#16370 - dalgaard (02/15/2014) [-]
...So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to **** :

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird **** ) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a ****** shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and ****** up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as **** .

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool **** . I just sit here and cant do a ******* thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do **** about it.. These last 3 days has just been ****** up...

hold meh </3
#16372 to #16370 - irwincardozo (02/20/2014) [-]
i just come home from a business trip.


to this??!
#16373 to #16372 - dalgaard (02/20/2014) [-]
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..   
   
+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..

+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
User avatar #16365 - chewieisthebest (02/09/2014) [-]
***** sand nigager
User avatar #16368 to #16367 - irwincardozo (02/10/2014) [-]
im okay... a bit tired
User avatar #16369 to #16368 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
#16362 - theassmancometh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16363 to #16362 - irwincardozo (02/06/2014) [-]
the bible beat science last night

*hi5* nikkuh
#16364 to #16363 - theassmancometh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16361 - nigalthornberry (02/05/2014) [-]
More brazzers passes
chooman:retired
bwmcentral:moorea
member4242:pornaccess
andrgall:200272
sanwayhow:kekokeko
User avatar #16358 - dalgaard (02/02/2014) [-]
sup bruh<3
User avatar #16359 to #16358 - irwincardozo (02/03/2014) [-]
hey babe <3
User avatar #16360 to #16359 - dalgaard (02/05/2014) [-]
What's going on with you
#16357 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
Ay Irwin, it's thatstraightop bro ^_^ don't know why I'm here but just wanted to say hi:3
User avatar #16350 - chewieisthebest (01/24/2014) [-]
how is the rape meh **** ?
User avatar #16351 to #16350 - irwincardozo (01/24/2014) [-]
been raped 3 times already, you?
User avatar #16352 to #16351 - chewieisthebest (01/24/2014) [-]
must be fun living in the land of the rape amrite meh ***** ?
User avatar #16353 to #16352 - irwincardozo (01/24/2014) [-]
it's fun, all day .. erryday
User avatar #16354 to #16353 - chewieisthebest (01/24/2014) [-]
did you llke admins voice? lol also i need to hear your voice!
User avatar #16355 to #16354 - irwincardozo (01/24/2014) [-]
i am admin
User avatar #16356 to #16355 - chewieisthebest (01/24/2014) [-]
lol give brown txt then fag
User avatar #16349 - jorgethemaster (01/23/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 053** Just Blaze.
#16348 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
**showmeyourbumhole rolls 74** Not dubs and I delete my account
User avatar #16345 - chewieisthebest (01/21/2014) [-]
you at the FJ party?
User avatar #16346 to #16345 - irwincardozo (01/21/2014) [-]
whats going on there?
User avatar #16347 to #16346 - chewieisthebest (01/21/2014) [-]
lol music and spam for color txt also admin is talking
User avatar #16334 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
BROWN TXT FTW
User avatar #16336 to #16335 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
wats good babe?
User avatar #16337 to #16336 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
it's alright mang

whats up with you

also, why?
User avatar #16338 to #16337 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
nothing lol playing vidyas what do you mean also why? ******
User avatar #16339 to #16338 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
im playing vidgames too

why the brown text ho
User avatar #16340 to #16339 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
ohh cool bro! the party yesterday lol ALSO ADMIN WAS TALKING IN THE PARTY LIVE WAS ***** CRAZY
User avatar #16341 to #16340 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
so you think you're special now, dont you

fgt i'll reck u
User avatar #16342 to #16341 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
dude you mad you havnt hear him lololl you think your sand ****** ass can beat me?
User avatar #16343 to #16342 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
he was like talking?
User avatar #16344 to #16343 - chewieisthebest (01/19/2014) [-]
yup first time I think and it was live somehow his voice is sexy you missed out
#16330 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
I hate to be a nagging Nancy, but you promosied me those pengis pics like 8 months ago...
User avatar #16331 to #16330 - ronkfjoll (01/19/2014) [-]
He has a girlfriend.
#16329 - dalgaard (01/18/2014) [-]
hold meh
#16322 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Would you still think I'm pretty if my breasts weren't as large?
User avatar #16323 to #16322 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe
#16324 to #16323 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm on a tablet and it won't let me request friends :/
User avatar #16325 to #16324 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
IM GOING TO GYM NOW K
#16326 to #16325 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Baby come back. You can blame it all on me
User avatar #16309 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
im here for the obligatory back lotion application and moar pie thx
User avatar #16310 to #16309 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
jeez louise that's a nice dress you're wearing

iz goohie?
User avatar #16311 to #16310 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
dafuq is a goohie and howd u know i was wearin a dress. should i go home? is kinda creeped out, nawmean.
User avatar #16313 to #16311 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i means goochie

buying chloroform, banana's and a pet chimpanzee later tonight :3

get that dress off, homie
User avatar #16315 to #16313 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
User avatar #16317 to #16315 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
User avatar #16320 to #16317 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 to #16320 - showmeyourbumhole **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 to #16327 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
User avatar #16312 to #16311 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
my feet hurt.
User avatar #16314 to #16312 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3
User avatar #16316 to #16314 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
User avatar #16318 to #16316 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
User avatar #16319 to #16318 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 to #16319 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
User avatar #16288 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #16290 to #16289 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
sup man, how've u been.

Nice poop colour btw.
User avatar #16291 to #16290 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
i asked for the poop coloured text
User avatar #16292 to #16291 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
i know u did you dirty whore


So that chick started snapchatting me
User avatar #16293 to #16292 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
which one?
User avatar #16295 to #16294 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..oh

the N?
User avatar #16297 to #16296 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
give her the D, bro
User avatar #16298 to #16297 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
User avatar #16299 to #16298 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum **** bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
User avatar #16300 to #16299 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no ******* clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum **** ..
User avatar #16301 to #16300 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 to #16301 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 to #16302 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
User avatar #16306 to #16305 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 to #16306 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
User avatar #16308 to #16307 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16283 to #16282 - irwincardozo (01/15/2014) [-]
aww lawdddy.. here we go again
#16281 - dealwithitfagg (01/14/2014) [-]
Duuuuude, hiiii, long time no speak.
You know what I just found?

<<< THIS
Do you remeber it?
EDDYY!!!!!
#16284 to #16281 - irwincardozo (01/15/2014) [-]
oh my god! it's beautiful <3 ... yes i remember it
#16285 to #16284 - dealwithitfagg (01/15/2014) [-]
awwww yeahhh   
how are you?
awwww yeahhh
how are you?
User avatar #16286 to #16285 - irwincardozo (01/15/2014) [-]
i'm okay, my love.. hows everything with you?
User avatar #16287 to #16286 - dealwithitfagg (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm good! drawing a bit.. :p
User avatar #16274 to #16273 - irwincardozo (01/06/2014) [-]
i want them, now!
User avatar #16275 to #16274 - nigalthornberry (01/06/2014) [-]
You can have them now!
User avatar #16276 to #16275 - irwincardozo (01/06/2014) [-]
so... where are they?
User avatar #16277 to #16276 - nigalthornberry (01/06/2014) [-]
They were in the link if you can't open it here they are
You need to login to view this link

bdkn819:visualc
gmarin:292929
ma gicjj:cedy2332
lilbitch:elenasux
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bigboy123:123big boy
julie2:julieann
golfr8301:csub2001
o linickwr:vwgtivr6
macj415:felix1

I was just on the julie one so use that one
User avatar #16278 to #16277 - irwincardozo (01/06/2014) [-]
how did you get this stuff!!
User avatar #16279 to #16278 - nigalthornberry (01/06/2014) [-]
The internet
User avatar #16269 - thatpinata (01/06/2014) [-]
Ever think about selling points?
User avatar #16270 to #16269 - irwincardozo (01/06/2014) [-]
nah bro, imma use them at the auction house later
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