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User avatar #16420 - ghettograndpa (04/06/2014) [-]
wanna see muh dick
User avatar #16421 to #16420 - irwincardozo (04/06/2014) [-]
show me yo dick <3
User avatar #16427 to #16426 - irwincardozo (04/08/2014) [-]
damn that's hot as hall
User avatar #16419 - ChromedDragon (03/25/2014) [-]
dammit cardozo, i need a pic of your avatar and you are in like ...none of your comics

get it together
User avatar #16418 - nigalthornberry (03/24/2014) [-]
Hey how you been?
User avatar #16402 - feglol (03/22/2014) [-]
touch me
User avatar #16403 to #16402 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i haven't hear someone say that to me in over a year :c
User avatar #16404 to #16403 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Well that makes it better
User avatar #16405 to #16404 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
hows life treating you?
User avatar #16406 to #16405 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Got a good job and moved. Planning on going back to school once everything gets settled and Lean and Johnathan feel comfortable alone.

How about you.
User avatar #16407 to #16406 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. guess i still got to find the perfect girl to replace her
User avatar #16410 to #16407 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 to #16410 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 to #16411 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 to #16407 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 to #16408 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 to #16409 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 to #16412 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 to #16413 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 to #16415 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 to #16416 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16397 - dalgaard (03/19/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2?
#16398 to #16397 - irwincardozo (03/20/2014) [-]
im still waiting for it to come out for PC
#16399 to #16398 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Game's great.

A bit easier than Dark Souls though.

Let me rephrase that. Less hard, lol.
User avatar #16400 to #16399 - irwincardozo (03/20/2014) [-]
im playing Castlevania LOS2 atm... gonna finish that shit first, then finish MG Rising then gonna play DS2

how's you lately bbz?
User avatar #16401 to #16400 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Things going alright i guess.

Installing Thief at the moment. Time to check that shit out.
User avatar #16395 - dalgaard (03/11/2014) [-]
Hey bro. Hows it hanging.


Also - One of your comics got posted on GymMemes on facebook lol. Nice.
User avatar #16396 to #16395 - irwincardozo (03/12/2014) [-]
hey babe... looking good with all the pics and all the babes... hows it going otherwise bubbski?
User avatar #16392 - theassmancometh (03/05/2014) [-]
Are you at church getting ashes, Patrick?
User avatar #16393 to #16392 - irwincardozo (03/06/2014) [-]
i did like 25 hours back... did you?
User avatar #16389 - kosmojunk ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Can you draw something for me?
User avatar #16390 to #16389 - irwincardozo (03/03/2014) [-]
present your request
User avatar #16391 to #16390 - kosmojunk ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
i would reeeaaaally like you to draw a cool 1920x1080 wallpaper with lots of cool stuff happening for example dolan and doge and stuff. And in the middle the name Sean Stars (my name)

I would be soooo thankful man!
User avatar #16384 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
happy bd bro lol my bd is on Thursday
User avatar #16385 to #16384 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
hold me whore
#16386 to #16385 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
yo bro i love ya
yo bro i love ya
#16387 to #16386 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
does my physique please you?
#16388 to #16387 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
User avatar #16379 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
What's up with you and daalgard? Do you think he's cuter than me?
User avatar #16380 to #16379 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
well he doesnt judge me like you do when im in the bed waiting for you
User avatar #16381 to #16380 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you get that nose job I suggested 1000 times, I'll find you attractive again.
User avatar #16382 to #16381 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!
User avatar #16383 to #16382 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#16376 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday man.
#16377 to #16376 - irwincardozo (02/23/2014) [-]
thank you my love
#16378 to #16377 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome <3
#16375 - tridaak (02/23/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #16371 - theassmancometh (02/20/2014) [-]
Can someone check on Irwin? I think he actually pulled the trigger this time.
#16370 - dalgaard (02/15/2014) [-]
...So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to shit:

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird shit) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a shitty shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and fucked up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as fuck.

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool shit. I just sit here and cant do a fucking thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do shit about it.. These last 3 days has just been fucked up...

hold meh </3
#16372 to #16370 - irwincardozo (02/20/2014) [-]
i just come home from a business trip.


to this??!
#16373 to #16372 - dalgaard (02/20/2014) [-]
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..   
   
+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..

+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
User avatar #16365 - chewieisthebest (02/09/2014) [-]
fuckn sand nigager
User avatar #16367 to #16366 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
why sooo sand nigger?
User avatar #16368 to #16367 - irwincardozo (02/10/2014) [-]
im okay... a bit tired
User avatar #16369 to #16368 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
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User avatar #16363 to #16362 - irwincardozo (02/06/2014) [-]
the bible beat science last night

*hi5* nikkuh
#16364 to #16363 - theassmancometh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16361 - nigalthornberry (02/05/2014) [-]
More brazzers passes
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bwmcentral:moorea
member4242:pornaccess
andrgall:200272
sanwayhow:kekokeko
User avatar #16358 - dalgaard (02/02/2014) [-]
sup bruh<3
User avatar #16359 to #16358 - irwincardozo (02/03/2014) [-]
hey babe <3
User avatar #16360 to #16359 - dalgaard (02/05/2014) [-]
What's going on with you
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