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User avatar #531 - scoopdeedoo (09/30/2012) [-]
anything i can give you for a pony figure or a thumb gear?
User avatar #532 to #531 - samxdaxman (09/30/2012) [-]
eh i quit items. go ahead and have em. i wanna keep 1 thumb gear but have as many ponies as you want.
User avatar #533 to #532 - scoopdeedoo (09/30/2012) [-]
really?
User avatar #534 to #533 - samxdaxman (10/01/2012) [-]
sure. im done collecting so take as many as you want. the ones im not trading are my fish, my FJ coin and my rape axe. tropius, you wanted some items right?
User avatar #537 to #534 - tropius (10/01/2012) [-]
I would love some items.
User avatar #541 to #537 - samxdaxman (10/01/2012) [-]
Here you go. Have fun you crazy bastard.
User avatar #535 to #534 - scoopdeedoo (10/01/2012) [-]
wow gee thanks mister!
User avatar #540 to #535 - samxdaxman (10/01/2012) [-]
Sorry, gave the SoGT to trop. Any other items are up for trade.
User avatar #536 to #535 - samxdaxman (10/01/2012) [-]
as ong as you believe, itll happen *creepy old man wink*
User avatar #500 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
User avatar #521 to #500 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
DONT YOU DARE PUT THAT FUCKING IMAGE IN MY MIND MOTHERFUCKR.
User avatar #522 to #521 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
the best part: Tahu was the submissive one MUHAHAHAHAHA i wish there were pictures!
User avatar #523 to #522 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. THIS IS WHY I QUIT THE INTERNET DUMBASS. DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE AGAIN?
User avatar #524 to #523 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
hehehe no, i'm just teasing. They didn't fuck...yet
User avatar #525 to #524 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
haha i know. im watching key and peele obama skits. theyre wicked funny.
User avatar #526 to #525 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
oh really now? Tahu and Kopaka's son is funny too MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #527 to #526 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU DO THAT? THEYRE BOTH FUCKING GUYS, HOW DID ONE OF THEM GET PREGNANT NIGGA? damn.... hahaha watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qv7k2_lc0M
User avatar #528 to #527 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
can't, i'm off to sleep
ever heard of MPreg? It's male pregnancy, happens to Optimus Prime & Megatron all the time MUHAHAHAHA
User avatar #529 to #528 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
THAT. DOESNT. FUCKING. HAPPEN. A MAN DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING EGG. MEN HAVE SPERM. THEY CAN ONLY HAVE A BABY IF YOU HAVE ONE OF BOTH. FUCKING GODDAMMNIT.
User avatar #530 to #529 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/24/2012) [-]
yeah no
User avatar #501 to #500 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
OH SHIT NIGGER WHATRE YOU DOING?
User avatar #502 to #501 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
ATTACKING YOUR ONLINE PROFILE
User avatar #503 to #502 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. hahaha just talk to me down here
User avatar #504 to #503 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
what do you mean? (yeaah tired so i'm quite brainless)
User avatar #505 to #504 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
just talk to me here instead of my status hahaha. i cant talk to you on here and up there hahaha.
User avatar #506 to #505 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
naww boo, oks
User avatar #507 to #506 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
haha. well like i said, i got back from a 700+ meter hike.
User avatar #508 to #507 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
can you say that in a language i understand? xD
User avatar #509 to #508 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
me, walk, up, big, mountain. is that better? hahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
oh sorry, i just couldn't translate "hike", i've noticed i have big gaps in my vocabulary of English
User avatar #511 to #510 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
hahahaha ok. LEARN 2 ENGLISH FAGGOT.
User avatar #512 to #511 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
...
you scared me
User avatar #513 to #512 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
im a pretty scary guy. hahaha
User avatar #514 to #513 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
indeed you are O_o
hah no, i'm scared pretty quickly
i'm a little bit paranoid
no i'm not
shut up
no, you shut up
User avatar #515 to #514 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
HEY DONT TELL TAHU TO SHUT UP. THATS MY JOB.
User avatar #516 to #515 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
i'm not Tahu, i'm Kopaka
shut up, Kopaka
User avatar #517 to #516 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
bitch im pohatu, you cant even handle my rock kicking swagger.
User avatar #518 to #517 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
you're nothing compared to my icyness, isn't that right Tahu?
fuck yeah, i mean...yes

xD i should probably stop reading so many shiping of them...
User avatar #519 to #518 - samxdaxman (09/23/2012) [-]
oh come on, THEYRE FUCKING BROTHERS. THATS gay FUCKING INCEST YOU SICK FUCK. GOD DAMMIT.
User avatar #520 to #519 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
xD THEY FUCKED...secretly
User avatar #469 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Hello. if youre reading this, you now know that im sorta quitting FJ. i wont be on regularly. the front page isnt funny, items are getting boring and i really need to focus on school and IRL friends(whatever those are). but i love you all too much to just outright quit. so im not really leaving FJ so much as taking a very long temporary break. occasionally ill check in with you guys but i wont be on nearly as much. id like to thank you all for being fucking awesome people and for putting up with my shit. if we were friends and we barely talked or didnt talk at all, be sure to contact me when i am back on here. if we talked a lot *cough cough tahusauras* thanks for keeping me from being bored. if any of you want contact information, tell me now. thisll be the last hour ill be on for a while. thank you and good night.
TL;DR im taking a long break, thanks for being a lazy faggot. go and read it.
#499 to #469 - frets (09/19/2012) [-]
......................If only....
User avatar #496 to #469 - pffrad (09/18/2012) [-]
=/
User avatar #498 to #496 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry :(
User avatar #487 to #469 - loveyameanish (09/18/2012) [-]
D: Bye Sam, stay in touch.
User avatar #488 to #487 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Like i said, if you want any way to stay in contact ask me!
User avatar #486 to #469 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
xD srsly? cough cough tahusauras? ^_^
User avatar #491 to #486 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
You're the one messaging me all the time hahaha. Well ill talk to you later. And now i leave fj. Goodbye all.
User avatar #492 to #491 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
:c naww boo, can't I talk in to your guilt? xD that always works
User avatar #493 to #492 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Haha nope. I cant be talked out of this :c
User avatar #494 to #493 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
when will you come back?
User avatar #495 to #494 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't know. It could be a week, maybe a month, maybe more. I'll let you know if and when I go online again.
User avatar #497 to #495 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
good ^_^
User avatar #485 to #469 - whtkid ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
good bye man, it was nice to actually talk to you :(
User avatar #490 to #485 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
It's been good man.
User avatar #484 to #469 - lindsaaay (09/18/2012) [-]
aw bye!! <3
User avatar #489 to #484 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Bye! stay online so when i get back ill be able to talk to you! :D
User avatar #480 to #469 - tropius (09/18/2012) [-]
Bro, if you're leaving then can I... have all of your items?
User avatar #481 to #480 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Not all, the FJ coin, rape axe and sugilite I'm all keeping. Wait until all my friends see this, then well see how many and what items you get. Kinda pissed you care more about the items than me though :/ hahahaha jk.
#482 to #481 - tropius (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I'll miss you too <33333433343334
User avatar #483 to #482 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
Lolk. Well I'm going to bed. I'll respond to any other goodbyes in the morning and then i go on my funnyjunk fast.
User avatar #472 to #469 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #473 to #472 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
its gotta be done. i almost flunked out of one class last year. plus this site is going to shit.
#474 to #473 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
NO!
NO!
#475 to #474 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
YES. FEED ME YOUR TEARS.

just kidding, i love you <3
for srs though, ill be back occasionally.
User avatar #476 to #475 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
promise?! D:
User avatar #477 to #476 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
promise :) im going to bed now. ill finish my goodbyes to everyone tomorrow.
#478 to #477 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/18/2012) [-]
good night sweet prince
User avatar #479 to #478 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
LOLJK I'M NOT TIRED ANYMORE! Haha
User avatar #470 to #469 - Sandisky (09/18/2012) [-]
Love you and have a good life <3
User avatar #471 to #470 - samxdaxman (09/18/2012) [-]
see ya bro :)
User avatar #456 - whiteniggers (09/16/2012) [-]
Dude.

Your avatar isn't transparent.

Did you mean to do that?
User avatar #457 to #456 - samxdaxman (09/16/2012) [-]
lolidunno
#458 to #457 - whiteniggers (09/16/2012) [-]
Try enlarging this, then saving it.
User avatar #459 to #458 - samxdaxman (09/16/2012) [-]
alright thanks. actually, you said i could get an update if needed right?
User avatar #460 to #459 - whiteniggers (09/16/2012) [-]
Yes, of course. What do you want?
User avatar #461 to #460 - samxdaxman (09/16/2012) [-]
well like i said to you, i want it to fade in and out like yours. also, the m looks likea trashcan hahaha. can you switch the color of the d and the m? thanks.
User avatar #462 to #461 - whiteniggers (09/16/2012) [-]
I can't make animations anymore. That's the only thing I can't do. I'll switch the colors with the m and the d. I'll make the m look better too. One sec.
User avatar #463 to #462 - samxdaxman (09/16/2012) [-]
ok thanks.
User avatar #465 to #464 - samxdaxman (09/16/2012) [-]
awesome. thanks again man.
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User avatar #455 to #454 - samxdaxman (09/15/2012) [-]
very nicely...... very nicely indeed.
User avatar #445 - whtkid ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
i just got the blue head TWICE, i WANT to give something away :D
User avatar #446 to #445 - samxdaxman (09/15/2012) [-]
haha nice. alright then.
#346 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
well, it was fun, my dear friend. Too bad i have to sleep now ^_^ see ya
well, it was fun, my dear friend. Too bad i have to sleep now ^_^ see ya
User avatar #349 to #346 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
good talking to you night :)
User avatar #353 to #349 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
^_^ nighty night
User avatar #315 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
i'm bored so i'm just going to bother you, HAI
User avatar #425 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
Haha thats awesome. If I ever get married, she's either gonna have to move with me or only see me for about a month every couple of months.
User avatar #426 to #425 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
aww ^_^ i'm going to stay at home, be an inventor and mother of 5 children hahaha
User avatar #427 to #426 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
Haha nice. I love traveling and the girl I like is also into it. Hopefully I grow some balls and ask her out soon lol. But anyways, while im traveling maybe ill visit you! :D hahaha jk I don't even know you all that well.
User avatar #428 to #427 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
hah well, i just had a panick attack
User avatar #429 to #428 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
lol why? am i that scary? hahaha jk.
User avatar #447 to #429 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-]
nope, biggest spider ever in front of my face & i have arachnophobia haha
User avatar #405 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
hahaha its in south america. next to brazil and above peru.
User avatar #406 to #405 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
i saw it on wikipedia haha
User avatar #407 to #406 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
hahaha im so excited to go.
User avatar #408 to #407 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
^_^ should be, i'm not leaving my country for another few years, never left it anyway
User avatar #409 to #408 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
thisll be the first time i left america. thats why im so glad. this country is going to shit so i wanna move out. id prefer to travel around the world, maybe vsit america again, but i currently dont like it.
User avatar #410 to #409 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
^_^ i love my country, it's not too hot not too cold and i live at the beach (2nd house though) i'd never go live in another country because i love it here too much
User avatar #411 to #410 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
you lucky little shit. haha i love the beach. i also love travel, and yeah i love america, but the government here is becoming shittier with each election. and there isnt really another country i wanna live in so ill settle for traveling. and MAYBE if our government gets better, ill eventually settle down here.
User avatar #412 to #411 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
hah, well, be happy you have a gouvernment. Our country couldn't agree with the french half so we've been without a gouvernment for a year (ofcourse we have one now) it was sooo fun. Lol i used to ask my mom "why do the french people invade our country? this is the country of the flamish!" xD
User avatar #413 to #412 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
haha true, ill admit we are a pretty good country. but im just getting sicker and sicker of it every day. i really wanna travel too :P hahaha
User avatar #414 to #413 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
i wanna go to Finland ^_^ my mom promised me because i'm learning the language for a few months now
User avatar #415 to #414 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
i heard its nice there. too cold for me though hahaha.
User avatar #416 to #415 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
well, i have a fluffy jacket so i don't give a shit ^_^
User avatar #417 to #416 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
hahaha ive got stuff for cold weather(massachusetts gets pretty cold) but i dont really like cold.
User avatar #418 to #417 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
me neither, i get cold really fast and i'm never too warm so that's why my friends think i'm a freak of nature ^_^
User avatar #419 to #418 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
Haha then why finland? It's freezing there i thought. Unless you're going in the summer.
User avatar #420 to #419 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
because THE RASMUS that's why haha and just because when i heard Finnish at first, it sounded kick ass
User avatar #421 to #420 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
Haha ok then. Do you wanna live there when you get older?
User avatar #422 to #421 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
no, i already have to talk english to my boyfriend, dutch at home, i don't want to raise my children in finnish
User avatar #423 to #422 - samxdaxman (09/14/2012) [-]
Hahaha true. Are you gonna stay where you are or are you gonna move to him?
User avatar #424 to #423 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
from what i've heard, he's going to move to me
User avatar #383 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
only a little? wow you suck. hahaha jk.
User avatar #384 to #383 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
i'm going to kill you xD hahaha
User avatar #385 to #384 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
KILL ME WITH CAPS LOCK. I FUCKING DARE YOU.
User avatar #386 to #385 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
YOU DARE MOCK ME?
User avatar #387 to #386 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
I FUCKING DARE. hahaha
User avatar #390 to #387 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT xD i wanted to type that
User avatar #391 to #390 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
I am offended by that remark tahu. I am quite a large faggot, if you don't mind. Hahaha what do you mean you wanted to type that?
User avatar #392 to #391 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
i've never used the term "faggot" because it expresses homophobia while i despise homophobics but it's also used during childish arguments so i saw fit for it in our childish fake quarel
User avatar #393 to #392 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
Haha I'm not really gay, if that's what you're asking. But I use faggot around my gay friends all the time and they're fine with it.
User avatar #394 to #393 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
^^ i wasn't implying anything, i was just telling you why i've never used that word ^^
User avatar #395 to #394 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
Yeah ok. hahaha I know.
User avatar #396 to #395 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
^_^ so what have you been doing today? (or are you planning to do? idk)
User avatar #397 to #396 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
went to school, got home, and i plan on doing nothing. thanks to my friend who has a full time job and i barely see anymore >: /
User avatar #398 to #397 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
aww poor boy, same here ^_^ but you gotta replace "friend" with "boyfriend" and "full time job" with "full time sleep"
User avatar #399 to #398 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
hahaha well we can be bored and lonely.
User avatar #400 to #399 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
i'm watching Iron Man while i should be working on my Paper Angel ^_^
User avatar #401 to #400 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
well im on the internet while i should be getting supplies for my weekend in the berkshires in about a week or so. hahaha
User avatar #402 to #401 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
hah berkshires? no idea what the fuck that is
User avatar #403 to #402 - samxdaxman (09/13/2012) [-]
group of mountains a couple miles out of state. im fucking pumped. im going to prepare for a trip to ecuador next summer!
User avatar #404 to #403 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/13/2012) [-]
^_^ sounds fun, yes i just searched wikipedia to see where ecuador is
User avatar #363 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Suuure. Haha what time is it there?
User avatar #364 to #363 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
*sigh* 4.15pm, hbu
User avatar #365 to #364 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Right now its 1:10. Im in school still...... Fuck.
User avatar #366 to #365 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
i'm out since a very long time
User avatar #367 to #366 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
I just got out.
User avatar #368 to #367 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
school during wednesday afternoon? WHUT
User avatar #369 to #368 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
I go to school at 7:40, go home at 2:00. It is fucking hell hahaha. i hate waking up at like 6:30.
User avatar #370 to #369 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i go to school 7.40 and i wake up at 7h haha, my school ends at 4pm though except for wednesday, no afternoon class on wednesday
User avatar #371 to #370 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
well fuck you too. haha i wish we started later. theres a rumor we might be doing that soon, but idk if its true.
User avatar #372 to #371 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
my school starts at 8.10 (morning study but lessons start at 8.25) ^_^ still, we gotta go get a lot of people so we leave at 7.40
User avatar #373 to #372 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
we actually start at 7:40, im on the bus at 6:55. in the morning. in the freezing fucking cold. with only my sister and one other person. i hate it hahaha.
User avatar #374 to #373 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
do you live that far away from school? my school is 5min walking
User avatar #375 to #374 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
nah just im one of the first stops and out bus driver is a slow ass.
User avatar #376 to #375 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, the bus is scary! it's full of people i don't know and it moves -.-
User avatar #377 to #376 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
oh my god! we must have the same bus or something! hahaha i agree.
User avatar #378 to #377 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
i hate every public vehicle -_- especially the train and a bus
User avatar #379 to #378 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
trains are waaaay worse than buses. i cantwait until i can drive in like half a year.
User avatar #380 to #379 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
oh sure, make me jealous! i have to wait 4 years
User avatar #381 to #380 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
hahaha sucker. im quite good at making people jealous.
User avatar #382 to #381 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
me too ^_^ little bit
User avatar #336 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
like i said, im a sophomore. im 16 right now.
User avatar #337 to #336 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
wtf, how does that work? i'm 14
User avatar #338 to #337 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
lolwut? i thought you were older...... yeah, youd be a freshman. you mustve started younger. we start high school at 14/15.
User avatar #339 to #338 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
we start high school at 12-13
User avatar #340 to #339 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
holy shit..... for a while i thought you were a couple years older than me.
User avatar #341 to #340 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
hah, you're not alone, my friend
User avatar #342 to #341 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
hahahaha well thats good.
User avatar #343 to #342 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
^_^ i kinda like it when people think i'm older, makes me feel less...childish
User avatar #344 to #343 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
hahaha we all like that. hell, i look like im 18/19 with my beard.
User avatar #345 to #344 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
me too...hahahahaha xD just kidding, i look older with my body though i'm very small
User avatar #347 to #345 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
haha im taller than a lot of the seniors at my school. i look like i belong in college.
User avatar #348 to #347 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
oh welp, tall guys make me feel even smaller, cause at school, the big ones call me a midget though i'm not THAT small
User avatar #350 to #348 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Well how tall are you? Idc what measurements you use, ill figure it out.
User avatar #354 to #350 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
158,5 centimeters
1 meter 58,5
User avatar #357 to #354 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
So you're about 5'2". I'm 1.8 meters apparently
User avatar #358 to #357 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
hah that's not that tall
User avatar #359 to #358 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Then Americans are short cuz im taller than a lot of people here hahaha.
User avatar #360 to #359 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
hah well, my boyfriend is your age and he's 1m88 so that's why i don't think it's very tall but i honestly have no idea
User avatar #361 to #360 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Haha ok. Thanks for making me feel short :'c haha
User avatar #362 to #361 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
i'm the one who's short :P
User avatar #316 to #315 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
IM FUCKING ITEM COLLECTING, BACK THE FUCK OFF. hahaha whatsup?
User avatar #317 to #316 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
you scared me...O_O i seriously thought you were angry
User avatar #318 to #317 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
hahaha nah, im barely angry. im known as a rapist, ketchup loving commie bastard at my school(long story, dont ask), it takes a whole fucking lot to get me angry.
User avatar #319 to #318 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
...ketchup is yummie ^_^ it takes a long time to get me angry but when i'm angry...you'd wish you were dead instead
User avatar #320 to #319 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
haha ill be sure not to piss you off then. im not even bad whenim angry, i keep it inside until theres someone i can tell or something i can take it out on.
User avatar #321 to #320 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
i'm easily pissed off ^^ but you don't have to worry. It only happens when someone says "stop doing this...stop loving that bla bla bla" :3 i'm kinda like your anger but when i burst because of the pressure...i'm violent and beat the shit out of the other ^^
says much about how much of a girl i am
User avatar #322 to #321 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
hahaha. so whatsup?
User avatar #323 to #322 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
not much, just at home with an annoying concussion, hbu?
User avatar #324 to #323 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
just home without an annoying concussion. hahah that sucks. howd you get it?
User avatar #325 to #324 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
...it's pathetic but i was swimming on my back and yeah...hit my head against the edge
User avatar #326 to #325 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
haha wow. well thats too bad :/ how long are you gonna be stuck in bed?
User avatar #327 to #326 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
i'm going to school tomorrow ^_^ it's a light concussion but it hurts like hell. My brothers think i'm faking it because i'm laying down with my computer. Just because i think resting alone is boring, i'm faking my illness? fuck logic
User avatar #328 to #327 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
hahahaha well youll be back soon. thats good.
User avatar #329 to #328 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
indeed but i'm certainly not looking forward to "Aaah, Tahu, you're back. HERES ALL YOUR WORK TO DO" -.- ghuh
User avatar #330 to #329 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
that is a good point. what grade are you in again? or are you in college?
User avatar #331 to #330 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
uh, i don't use the grades but i'm in 3rd year of highschool
User avatar #332 to #331 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
so youd be a junior.... i think. idk how the school system works there hahaha
User avatar #333 to #332 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
^_^ i don't think i'm a junior, that's for the 1st years
User avatar #334 to #333 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
in america it goes freshman, sophomores(me), juniors, seniors.
User avatar #335 to #334 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
oh...then appearantly, i'm a junior o_o i don't know how america works. What year are you in?
User avatar #311 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Unless you are willing to trade non dupes, you don't have anything I need ;\
User avatar #312 to #311 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
well what do you want? i might trade them.
User avatar #313 to #312 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
FJ Coin? I'd throw in more stuff as well
User avatar #314 to #313 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
what other stuff? it all depends on that.
User avatar #309 - pandacub (09/11/2012) [-]
Are you trading the coin for multiple items you dont have?
If not no problem :)
User avatar #310 to #309 - samxdaxman (09/11/2012) [-]
depends what items youre offering.
User avatar #303 - zameckis (09/08/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #304 to #303 - samxdaxman (09/08/2012) [-]
hello there
User avatar #305 to #304 - zameckis (09/08/2012) [-]
how are you doing in this fine day, sir?
User avatar #306 to #305 - samxdaxman (09/08/2012) [-]
im pretty good. what about you?
User avatar #307 to #306 - zameckis (09/08/2012) [-]
glad to hear, i'm doing rather fine by myself, thanks for asking

what are you up to at the moment, if i may ask?
User avatar #308 to #307 - samxdaxman (09/08/2012) [-]
eh nothing really, just hanging out. theres not much to do at my moms house.
User avatar #301 - jmbraze **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
2 hats for crystal gateway
User avatar #281 - lindsaaay (09/07/2012) [-]
lol did you just go through everyone that you're friends with on here and write "hey whats up?" on their profile
User avatar #351 to #281 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY TO MY POST ON YOUR PROFILE?????? Hahaha
User avatar #355 to #351 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
You've seen some of my conversations before. this should be normal for you. Haha i actually have no idea.
User avatar #352 to #351 - lindsaaay (09/12/2012) [-]
sorry hi... and what the actual fuck kind of conversation is going on below this.
User avatar #356 to #352 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
You've seen some of my conversations. This should be normal for you. Hahaha I dnt know, i just go along with it.
User avatar #388 to #356 - lindsaaay (09/12/2012) [-]
lol alright then
User avatar #389 to #388 - samxdaxman (09/12/2012) [-]
Hahah. so whatsup?
User avatar #282 to #281 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
yurp hahaha. like i said, i reunited with an old friend and im really happy so i figured id do the same on fj. plus im kinda bored. haha
#283 to #282 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
WTF?! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL! I was even gonna give you this picture of a cute shark but NO!
User avatar #284 to #283 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
IM FUCKING SORRY OK? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
User avatar #285 to #284 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
:O I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR YELLING AT ME!
User avatar #287 to #285 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
ALSO, I STOLE THE PICTURE OF THE SHARK. WHAT NOW?
User avatar #286 to #285 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
FUCKING DO IT.
#288 to #286 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
I will first use hypnotism so it's easier and less messy.
I will first use hypnotism so it's easier and less messy.
User avatar #289 to #288 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
.......god dammit......
#290 to #289 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
And may the stabbing commence.
And may the stabbing commence.
User avatar #291 to #290 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
doesnt matter, i fapped before i died. im happy.
User avatar #292 to #291 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
You disgust me. ALIEN SCUM! *pew pew pew pew*
User avatar #293 to #292 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
calm yo tits, i didnt actually.
User avatar #294 to #293 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
I know, Cpt. Obvious, I know. :3
User avatar #295 to #294 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah. i faked my orgasm. MWHAHAHAA
User avatar #296 to #295 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
I need time off FJ... all I hear is fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap HURRRRRRRRRRNNGGGGGH >l it's gross and smells like piss in here.
User avatar #297 to #296 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
well that just about describes 90% of the internet.
User avatar #298 to #297 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
I have my own little corners of the interwebz that are not riddled with ewies and such.
User avatar #274 - omgthissux (09/07/2012) [-]
hello to you :)
User avatar #275 to #274 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
Hey I commented on your profile first! hahaha hello
User avatar #276 to #275 - omgthissux (09/07/2012) [-]
Yea I know, just saying hi back :D
sorry for the random add, i was just looking for some nice people to talk to on here
User avatar #277 to #276 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
Well you came to the right place. I think.
User avatar #279 to #277 - omgthissux (09/07/2012) [-]
haha just saw ur pic on social board and thought you looked like a nice person :P
User avatar #280 to #279 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
haha well i am. so whatusp with you?
User avatar #299 to #280 - omgthissux (09/07/2012) [-]
not much actually :) how about you?
User avatar #300 to #299 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
same. im just chillin at my moms house responding to all these fuckin notifications hahaha
User avatar #278 to #277 - omgthissux (09/07/2012) [-]
thats good news :)
User avatar #266 to #262 - supername (09/07/2012) [-]
How'd you do on the Quiz and did my links help?
User avatar #267 to #266 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
I think i did ok for a guy who studied for about 2 hours. And yes, you helped a ton. Google was being retarded to me so without your links, I don't think I'd have done well. thank you so much.
User avatar #268 to #267 - supername (09/07/2012) [-]
Well at least you don't think you did horrible and have a good day sir.
User avatar #269 to #268 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
Ok see ya. When i get my grade back ill let you know.
User avatar #270 to #269 - supername (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm making a bet of 5 imaginary dollars that it shall be a B.
User avatar #271 to #270 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
Ill bet 5 imaginary dollars its either that or a C+. I didn't do well on one part so that may have fucked my grade up.
User avatar #272 to #271 - supername (09/07/2012) [-]
We shall see and I shall gain 5 imaginary dollars.
User avatar #273 to #272 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
Keep telling yourself that. Haha im goin to bed, talk to you later
User avatar #255 - doctorwhen **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [-]
good doin business with ya!
User avatar #256 to #255 - samxdaxman (09/04/2012) [-]
indeed. i wanna keep one george bush ok?
User avatar #257 to #256 - doctorwhen **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [-]
that's fine
User avatar #253 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Green Fried Tomato for

Crystal Statue
gay Diamond
gay Potion
brony ring
User avatar #254 to #253 - samxdaxman (09/03/2012) [-]
gay potion. you got a deal :)
User avatar #250 - evllbunny (09/03/2012) [-]
what do you want for your gay gem
User avatar #251 to #250 - samxdaxman (09/03/2012) [-]
not trading it.
User avatar #241 - scoopdeedoo (09/02/2012) [-]
can i trade you something for sir skull?
User avatar #244 to #241 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
Meh, why not? I don't care what item, ive got 3.
User avatar #245 to #244 - scoopdeedoo (09/02/2012) [-]
really so any item?
User avatar #247 to #245 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
For my sir skull yeah.
User avatar #234 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
Good day sir
User avatar #235 to #234 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
aloha. how are you?
User avatar #236 to #235 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm doing great, you?
User avatar #237 to #236 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
eh, no that bad but im not exactly happy either.
User avatar #238 to #237 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
whys that dude?
User avatar #239 to #238 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
girl i like i really busy and can never hang out. im trying to get her to hang out on my birthday (october) but shes still trying to figure it out. worst part is, i think she might be one of the only girls in my school who likes me the same way.
User avatar #240 to #239 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
well if she's truly busy then it can't be helped, but if she is into you like that then there'll always be a time when shes not so busy and you can hang out properly
User avatar #242 to #240 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
Yeah i know. Still, it sucks the only time I see her is when I walk her to her math class.
User avatar #243 to #242 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
what's she busy with? work or studies?
User avatar #246 to #243 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
During the week she works at a day care, Saturdays she visits her sick uncle and Sunday is when she does all her homework.
User avatar #248 to #246 - doctorpibber (09/02/2012) [-]
Any school breaks ahead any time soon? Cause if not then at least try to be involved in her life enough even though shes busy so that when she isn't, she'll like you even more for being understanding.
User avatar #249 to #248 - samxdaxman (09/02/2012) [-]
The closest is winter vacation. She is open on one weekend, she thinks. I'm gonna try to hang out then but she's still not sure.
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