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#1670 - xxangelisxx (03/21/2014) [-]
sware on me mum i'll dec u in
sware on me mum i'll dec u in


#1669 - finblob (03/17/2014) [-]
hey
#1649 - snakefire (02/27/2014) [-]
B-B-B-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
#1650 to #1649 - thechosentroll (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm more of a Slaanesh kind of guy.
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - snakefire (02/28/2014) [-]
A what now?
#1655 to #1651 - thechosentroll (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Here's the article on Doomrider in case you thought I was kidding. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider

Also, Slaaneshs' motto is kind of similar to Khornes'. It's "PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! SMUT FOR THE SMUT THRONE! RAPE FOR THE RAPE TRAIN!"
#1654 to #1651 - thechosentroll (02/28/2014) [-]
I'll explain. It's from Warhammer 40k. In the Warhammer 40k universe there's a ******* of **** wanting to slap your **** . You getting this **** so far? If you've noticed my excessive use of the word " **** ", then good. The point is, it's a very ****** place to live and the lords of **** , the masters of ********** , the alpha and omega of **** are the four gods of chaos (and their cultists). They are as follows:
Tzeentch - god of change. Shapeshifting son of a bitch, who can see into the future and constantly plots for the sake of plotting. No one knows what his goals are, not even he does.
Nurgle - god of death, decay, rot, diseases and all things nasty. Oddly enough, he's the nicest of the four and his cultists often call him papa Nurgle. Loving old sod rids you of your pain and suffering by giving you a putrid hug and making you immortal. Side effects of worshiping Papa Nurgle include (and are not limited to): Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, eyes and ears, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, pus-filled sores, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy coughing, fever, hay fever, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, farmer's tongue, milkmaid's nipples, browning of the nipples, tender nipples, hard nipples, kitten nipples, ******** dick nipples, vertigo, drowsiness, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, anal leakage,smallpox, super small pox, black death, genetic disorders, heart attack, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, ****************** gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, immortality, super-mortality, nurglopromorphism, blood clotting, AIDS, STD's, zombification, crabs, super-crabs, everything tasting of goats, racism, super-racism, reduced sex drive, spontaneous breakouts of HEUHEUHEU, increased sex drive, and mild discomfort of the neck. In most cases side effects were generally in the extreme and permanent. Consult your physician before worshiping Nurgle.
Khorne - god of war. No, he's not Kratos, but he's just as pissed. Legend has it that if a man is ever capable of producing a scream of pure rage more powerful than his, Khorne will make them his new champion. He's also commonly referred as the blood god, since his domain literally consists of a skull throne and an eternal river of blood that's actually the blood of his enemies being spilled at the moment. Dude's got a lot of enemies. That's where the whole "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" thing comes from. Technically the whole line is "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
Slaanesh - god of rape. I **** you not. He/She/It's a legit god of rape. Rules over all things smutty and perverted. His/Her/Its' cultists pretty much devote their entire existence to pleasure. Like Tzeentch, he/she/it can shapeshift a bit, turning into stuff like tentacle monsters and freely switching bodies and genders. No, seriously. This is all cannon. His/Her/Its' champion of chaos is a guy called Doomrider. His skull's on fire and he rides a motorcycle that runs on cocaine and teleports around by assraping the fabric of reality. Officially, he was removed from the universe, but the unofficial version is that he's currently in a drug-induced coma after he tried snorting every known drug in the universe (and some still unknown) at the same time in under 7 seconds. Probably passed out somewhere in the void with a 7 foot erection right now.
User avatar #1656 to #1654 - snakefire (02/28/2014) [-]
I see.
I should get around to playing these games.
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - thechosentroll (02/28/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. The games aren't all the impressive. The original was a tabletop game with figurines and all the adaptations are kind of lame. The univere, books, fanfiction and whatnot are awesome, the games - not so much. The only ones I'd recommend are Space Marine Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Trailer [HD] and maybe Blood Bowl, even though it takes place in a silly alternative universe
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - snakefire (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh I see. Well I will try to get into it at some point.
#1652 to #1651 - thechosentroll (02/28/2014) [-]
You don't even know where "Blood for the Blood God" is from, do you?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - snakefire (02/28/2014) [-]
Nope. I figured it fit fran though.
User avatar #1647 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you captain dildo?
#1645 - ninth (02/09/2014) [-]
Hey, did you notice that the dots on Alucard's glasses look like googly eyes?
#1628 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
I didn't know you play league.

We should play sometime.

I'll be your good lux charm.
#1629 to #1628 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
The ********** of that pun was enough of a reason for me to not accept that offer. Plus, I'm only level 12 and I can properly play, like,.............. 5 champs.
#1630 to #1629 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm only level 14 and have only four champions.

We're about the same it seems.
#1631 to #1630 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
I prefer playing alone, since it decreases the chances of someone on the enemy team being premade as well. In any case, I wasn't planning on playing today anyway, since the co-optional podcast vod just came up and I was thinking of listening to that while playing Dwarf Fortress. I can't listen to it while playing LoL. Too distracting.
#1632 to #1631 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Alright then. Enjoy your day.
Alright then. Enjoy your day.
User avatar #1648 to #1632 - ied (02/16/2014) [-]
ty
you too
#1633 to #1632 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
It's night, actually.
#1634 to #1633 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh thats right. I keep forgetting you aren't american.
#1635 to #1634 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
EAST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! Well, east Europe, at least.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
What country?
#1637 to #1636 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
Europes' anus. Right above the pile of **** known as Greece.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Jesus that place sounds worse than poland.
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
Kind of is.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Tell me about it? If you care to.
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
Imagine a smaller version of Russia, except the people are a bit nicer, we're better drivers, everything's ******** and everyone's poorer. Oh, and gypsies, though they're not much of a problem. Due to our countries history (enslaved by the ottoman empire for 500 years), people here are used to living with muslims and gypsies, so there's religious ******** .
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - thechosentroll (02/07/2014) [-]
Don't be. I like it.
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - snakefire (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh thats always good.
#1627 - mango (01/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1625 - dubsaremylife (01/29/2014) [-]
ur the bes user on this site
User avatar #1619 - freedomreturns (01/27/2014) [-]
Hey man, was just wondering:
How the **** do you play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - thechosentroll (01/27/2014) [-]
Remove sanity. Replace with dwarves.
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - freedomreturns (01/27/2014) [-]
No seriously.
How do?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - thechosentroll (01/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea. I just sort of read stuff in the wiki and figured **** out as I went. Took about 2 weeks. By then, since I knew what most of the symbols were supposed to be (like smiley faces are dwarves, some letters are trees, commas are grass, that sort of thing), I just saw dwarves, trees and grass instead of odd symbols and the game started making sense. Then again, I'm a pretty quick learner, so it may vary from person to person.
#1617 to #1616 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
1. Yes, I've seen it.
2. Am I gonna have to get a restraining order?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah man. Its not like Im stalking. I just message you once in a while.
#1610 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
Hihi.
#1611 to #1610 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
What is it this time?
#1612 to #1611 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
Nothin. Whats up?
User avatar #1623 to #1612 - alphagex (01/28/2014) [-]
0kay what kinda **** up comic are u reading? and iam not stalking u i was sending a message to the chosen looot
#1613 to #1612 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
It's monday, I'm up to my nipples in ******** and math homework, the level of ********** going to rise tomorrow, so I'm not really looking forward to that, my head hurts like I'm being *********** with a fork and my first idea for a reply to that question was " **** off and go die in a hole!". Everything's just peachy. You?
#1614 to #1613 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
I'll leave you alone then.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
Good call.
User avatar #1608 - drooms ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
weeaboo
User avatar #1607 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuup
#1594 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I finished franken fran.

What was your favorite chapter?

I like the one with the roach colony a lot. And the one where fran played plastic surgeon for her school.
#1595 to #1594 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
The ones with Gavrill. Especially the clone wars one. **** was cash. Definitely a tie between that one and the flying spaghetti monster chapter.
#1596 to #1595 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
The ****** up ones are neat, but I like the ones where fran was genuinely nice, like when she read the story to everyone.

I also liked the one with the actors.

How tall do you think fran is?
#1597 to #1596 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
Well, she IS japanese and seems to be 18-25, so I'm guessing around 160cm or so.
#1598 to #1597 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
Isn't she made from the parts of European women?

she looks pretty tall in some frames and pretty short in others.
#1599 to #1598 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
All people seem short when standing next to someone tall. Plus, she's pretty slender, so it creates the illusion that she's taller than she actually is when there's no base for comparison. Still, she's quite a bit shorter than most people, so I'm sticking with my 160 thing. The author/artist is waaaaaaaaaay too good at anatomy to accidentally her height.
#1600 to #1599 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.

But I would imagine she's about 170.

I guess we wont know for sure anytime soon.

Hopefully it will be revealed or easier to tell in the anime.
#1601 to #1600 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
Wait, what? Anime?
Wait, what? Anime?
#1602 to #1601 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I havent seen any solid evidence, but I was told by a few people it would be out sometime mid 2014.

also I've got exactly 300 fran pics.
#1603 to #1602 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
I fail to see how the 300 thing is relevant and I seriously hope this isn't someone ******** with me, because I would murder half the people on the anime board for this. Well, I'd murder half the people on the anime board for a Klondike bar, but still.
#1604 to #1603 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
[2:16:38 PM] Prince Venomous: can I get some links please?
[2:16:38 PM] AI: or it could be done as a free for all war
[2:16:44 PM] AI: what
[2:16:51 PM] AI: just google baka-updates manga franken fran

Yeah, I hope so too. I'm a little naive and I believe stuff to easily..
#1605 to #1604 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
I never trust anything or anyone. Still, even I feel that shimmer of hope in my heart. Or is that gas? Well, whatever it is, I'm feeling it and I seriously hope there's some truth to this, because I will watch the **** out of a Franken Fran anime. Especially if it's actual new stuff instead of just half-assedly redoing the manga, because, let's face it, we all know they'll never pull off the charming, glorious, anatomically correct flesh and gore when they have to actually animate it.
#1606 to #1605 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah they're going to have to greatly downscale the gore...

shame..

I'd even be happy with a reboot of the manga as long as I get to see fran animated.

Franken Fran Drama CD Prologue
#1588 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
You said you want an internet fight with someone who isn't completely retarded. I am only half retarded, so here you go.

Your taste is **** , you only enjoy entry level **** , you watch violence for the sake of violence and have appalling standards in quality, bitch about aesthetic choices and use the anime and manga board like your own personal anime blog. Why don't you **** off to whatever random board ******** you came from and check your number. I bet it will be called soon, and then you can get your turn for sucking admins cock, you ******* piece of human refuse.

I hope these are enough legitimate insults and half relevant attacks on your person that you can happily argue with someone. I will check back in the morning, and am happy to continue this until you get bored.

Until then.
#1589 to #1588 - thechosentroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's not as fun when you're both doing it for the sake of arguing. Plus, I agree with most of that.
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow, way to ruin my fun. Fine, I'll take the piss out of your next legitimate post.
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - thechosentroll (01/16/2014) [-]
>Legitimate
>Me

Lel. You do realize that I'm the anime equivalent of a casual, right? Nothing I ever post on that board can be considered serious, legitimate or anything other than *********** . Most of my stuff's just a desperate attempt to liven up the place a bit.
#1592 to #1591 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
You knew what I meant, the next time that you post there and I am around to see it. Unless you are try'na start summin right now and 'ere m8, and im say you best be checking yousself right now, because wow, full retard m8y.
#1571 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I just came here to talk to you actually. But I saw the guy who wanted to know about fran, so I tried explaining it in a way that didn't reveal too much. I've been trying to hold back on spoiling because people told me I'm bad with that.

Anyhow, I'm actually pretty good at explaining things most of the time.

How are you then?
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, it's monday and I hate life. All in all, the usual.
#1575 to #1572 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Yeaaahhh. I don't know how I can be so energetic and lethargic at the same time. Its a bit of a paradox really.

Is it the "I hate life" like there's something wrong, or the "I hate life" as in you don't feel like doing anything but you have **** you have to do?
User avatar #1577 to #1575 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
It's the "I want to punch every human being I see in the throat" version of "I hate life". I don't mind the fact that I have **** to do. The problem is the ******** that I have to deal with while doing it.
#1579 to #1577 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
It's times like this where I'm grateful for my extreme patience.
User avatar #1581 to #1579 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm patient as **** . I just don't want to deal with people. I'll still get everything done with no issues and (sadly) no throat punching, but it doesn't mean I'll like it.
#1582 to #1581 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Well that's good. But my kind of patience is like.. It takes a lot for me to actually get frustrated.

Yours is less patience and more tenacity. Of which I don't have.

You get frustrated and keep going. I don't get frustrated easily, but when I do, I quit.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but that's why I'm almost always pissed.
User avatar #1567 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
What's franken fran about?
#1569 to #1567 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Snakefire's not the best at explaining. No idea why he's on my profile anyway. Anyway, it's about a girl called Fran Madaraki, who's the "daughter" of the worlds' greatest surgeon - dr. Maradaki. "Daughter" is a relative term, due to the fact that she's practically a cute version of Frankensteins' monster. The doctor's often (almost always) traveling and away, so Fran watches over his lab and its' residents. Occasionally, clients come in need of one hell of a surgeon, looking for the doctor, but since he's usually not there, Fran helps them instead. She's quite the surgeon, needless to say, and always performs the operations flawlessly. Kind of. It's the "more than you bargained for" type of story, where the patients get what they wanted, but often at a horrific and/or hilarious price. You know, extra limbs, not enough limbs, two people sharing a body, a nun in a bikini, getting turned into the flying spaghetti monster (I **** you not), that sort of thing.

It's entertaining as **** , has the most glorious, anatomically correct gore I've seen outside of real life, it's silly as hell in the later chapters and half the chapters were made just because the artist/writer "felt like drawing that". Seriously, he even wrote it at the ends of a couple. Highly recommend it. You need to login to view this link

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see if I'll need a restraining order against snakefire.
#1568 to #1567 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Its about a girl that was made out of a bunch of other girls by an extremely skilled surgeon, and she took up his line of work, and the entire series is about her misadventures in mutilation, reparation, and mangled debauchery.
User avatar #1585 to #1568 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't know what the **** thechosentroll is bitching about. You summed it up pretty well, other than mention that the "his" in question was her father.
#1586 to #1585 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I tried my best.
#1570 to #1568 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
The hell you doing on my profile? Am I gonna have to block you? I just got vincento to stop stalking me a couple of weeks ago. I don't need more stalkers.
#1587 to #1570 - vincento (01/13/2014) [-]
I never stopped.

Although I'm flattered you actually remembered my username, I decided it's better not to bother you with my annoying presence.
Cheers.
#1573 to #1570 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm sensing hostility.

No, I'm no stalker. I've got better things to do.

I came by to have a conversation, saw aeosols comment and decided to answer him, then after that, I forgot why I came to your profile in the first place and left.
#1574 to #1573 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
#1576 to #1574 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Alright, well I'll leave you alone entirely if you like.
User avatar #1578 to #1576 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, do whatever the hell you like. I'm not the "random conversation" kind of person anyway.
#1580 to #1578 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
K then. Cya.
#1550 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Gib me your fran folder
#1551 to #1550 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaw no, you scrawny, gay midget. That's MY thing. Plus, I don't know how to dropbox.
#1552 to #1551 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Neither do I actually.

Wow rood.
#1553 to #1552 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Eh, what difference does it make? You change your mascots more often than Phanny changes his underwear.
#1554 to #1553 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I've always changed mascots so much because I havent found one I really like.

I've always said that is has to be macabre, expressive, and cute.

Well, I finally found what I was looking for.
#1555 to #1554 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
#1556 to #1555 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
>You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor.

What.

I'm reading the manga now and cropping **** as I go, plus the aid of google, zerochan, DA, and tumblr.
#1557 to #1556 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Then just keep doing that. By the looks of things, you've got more pics of her than I do. Makes sense, considering I only cropped pics I thought I could use.
#1558 to #1557 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Ive got about 200 images already.
#1559 to #1558 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
I have 31.
I have 31.
#1561 to #1560 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
See, this is why I only have 31. In that situation, I would have posted this pic. I have few pics, but each of them has a specific use and I know when and how to use it instead of just posting a random pic each time. Plus, if I had too many, I'd lose track of them and completely forget about most of them.
#1562 to #1561 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I did have that picture, but I felt the face was too solemn for it to convey the emotion properly.
#1563 to #1562 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, of course you did.
#1565 to #1564 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
#1566 to #1565 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
She's PERFECT! I'm gonna keep her. At least as long as I kept knuckles. Which was a year.
#1548 - waitingformydeath (01/04/2014) [-]
wat did you watch over your winter break?
wat did you watch over your winter break?
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Black Lagoon and some Gintama. Mostly played games.
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