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#1571 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I just came here to talk to you actually. But I saw the guy who wanted to know about fran, so I tried explaining it in a way that didn't reveal too much. I've been trying to hold back on spoiling because people told me I'm bad with that.

Anyhow, I'm actually pretty good at explaining things most of the time.

How are you then?
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, it's monday and I hate life. All in all, the usual.
#1575 to #1572 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Yeaaahhh. I don't know how I can be so energetic and lethargic at the same time. Its a bit of a paradox really.

Is it the "I hate life" like there's something wrong, or the "I hate life" as in you don't feel like doing anything but you have **** you have to do?
User avatar #1577 to #1575 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
It's the "I want to punch every human being I see in the throat" version of "I hate life". I don't mind the fact that I have **** to do. The problem is the ******** that I have to deal with while doing it.
#1579 to #1577 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
It's times like this where I'm grateful for my extreme patience.
User avatar #1581 to #1579 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm patient as **** . I just don't want to deal with people. I'll still get everything done with no issues and (sadly) no throat punching, but it doesn't mean I'll like it.
#1582 to #1581 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Well that's good. But my kind of patience is like.. It takes a lot for me to actually get frustrated.

Yours is less patience and more tenacity. Of which I don't have.

You get frustrated and keep going. I don't get frustrated easily, but when I do, I quit.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but that's why I'm almost always pissed.
User avatar #1567 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
What's franken fran about?
#1569 to #1567 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Snakefire's not the best at explaining. No idea why he's on my profile anyway. Anyway, it's about a girl called Fran Madaraki, who's the "daughter" of the worlds' greatest surgeon - dr. Maradaki. "Daughter" is a relative term, due to the fact that she's practically a cute version of Frankensteins' monster. The doctor's often (almost always) traveling and away, so Fran watches over his lab and its' residents. Occasionally, clients come in need of one hell of a surgeon, looking for the doctor, but since he's usually not there, Fran helps them instead. She's quite the surgeon, needless to say, and always performs the operations flawlessly. Kind of. It's the "more than you bargained for" type of story, where the patients get what they wanted, but often at a horrific and/or hilarious price. You know, extra limbs, not enough limbs, two people sharing a body, a nun in a bikini, getting turned into the flying spaghetti monster (I **** you not), that sort of thing.

It's entertaining as **** , has the most glorious, anatomically correct gore I've seen outside of real life, it's silly as hell in the later chapters and half the chapters were made just because the artist/writer "felt like drawing that". Seriously, he even wrote it at the ends of a couple. Highly recommend it. www.batoto.net/read/_/29610/franken-fran_v1_ch1_by_snoopycool

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see if I'll need a restraining order against snakefire.
#1568 to #1567 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Its about a girl that was made out of a bunch of other girls by an extremely skilled surgeon, and she took up his line of work, and the entire series is about her misadventures in mutilation, reparation, and mangled debauchery.
User avatar #1585 to #1568 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't know what the **** thechosentroll is bitching about. You summed it up pretty well, other than mention that the "his" in question was her father.
#1586 to #1585 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I tried my best.
#1570 to #1568 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
The hell you doing on my profile? Am I gonna have to block you? I just got vincento to stop stalking me a couple of weeks ago. I don't need more stalkers.
#1587 to #1570 - vincento ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I never stopped.

Although I'm flattered you actually remembered my username, I decided it's better not to bother you with my annoying presence.
Cheers.
#1573 to #1570 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm sensing hostility.

No, I'm no stalker. I've got better things to do.

I came by to have a conversation, saw aeosols comment and decided to answer him, then after that, I forgot why I came to your profile in the first place and left.
#1574 to #1573 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
#1576 to #1574 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Alright, well I'll leave you alone entirely if you like.
User avatar #1578 to #1576 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, do whatever the hell you like. I'm not the "random conversation" kind of person anyway.
#1580 to #1578 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
K then. Cya.
#1550 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Gib me your fran folder
#1551 to #1550 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaw no, you scrawny, gay midget. That's MY thing. Plus, I don't know how to dropbox.
#1552 to #1551 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Neither do I actually.

Wow rood.
#1553 to #1552 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Eh, what difference does it make? You change your mascots more often than Phanny changes his underwear.
#1554 to #1553 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I've always changed mascots so much because I havent found one I really like.

I've always said that is has to be macabre, expressive, and cute.

Well, I finally found what I was looking for.
#1555 to #1554 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
#1556 to #1555 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
>You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor.

What.

I'm reading the manga now and cropping **** as I go, plus the aid of google, zerochan, DA, and tumblr.
#1557 to #1556 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Then just keep doing that. By the looks of things, you've got more pics of her than I do. Makes sense, considering I only cropped pics I thought I could use.
#1558 to #1557 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Ive got about 200 images already.
#1559 to #1558 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
I have 31.
I have 31.
#1561 to #1560 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
See, this is why I only have 31. In that situation, I would have posted this pic. I have few pics, but each of them has a specific use and I know when and how to use it instead of just posting a random pic each time. Plus, if I had too many, I'd lose track of them and completely forget about most of them.
#1562 to #1561 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I did have that picture, but I felt the face was too solemn for it to convey the emotion properly.
#1563 to #1562 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, of course you did.
#1565 to #1564 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
#1566 to #1565 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
She's PERFECT! I'm gonna keep her. At least as long as I kept knuckles. Which was a year.
#1548 - waitingformydeath (01/04/2014) [-]
wat did you watch over your winter break?
wat did you watch over your winter break?
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Black Lagoon and some Gintama. Mostly played games.
User avatar #1547 - drooms (12/30/2013) [-]
**drooms rolled a random comment #2 posted by tehbestever at Gotta love the tf2's ** :
pls
#1541 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
hunting (I mean bolt action) rifles are boring as all 						****					.   
You should try pistol shooting at least once in your life, it changes most peoples minds about it.
hunting (I mean bolt action) rifles are boring as all **** .
You should try pistol shooting at least once in your life, it changes most peoples minds about it.
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like shooting all that much. Sure, shooting at live things that can get away and having to spend half a ******* hour stalking them around is fun, but spending money to shoot at a piece of cardboard seems boring as **** .
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
I obviously can't tell you how you'd feel doing it, but think of it as like an extension of your arm that slings solid metal slugs out at the target as fast as you can pull the trigger, and whatever the target is gets absolutely raped mag after mag.

maybe since you're not particularly interested, maybe just rent the most ridiculous thing they have available like a .50 desert eagle just to make it interesting to see if you can even control the thing?
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
Too stingy. Pass.
#1545 to #1544 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
alritey then   
 I need to work on my ability to persuade people
alritey then
I need to work on my ability to persuade people
#1546 to #1545 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
As someone who's quite good at it, having convinced dosins of people to watch anime I like, a couple hundred to watch Hellsing Abridged, 5 people to start playing Dwarf Fortress (no easy task, mind you) and several people to show me their tits, I'll give you a free tip. It's a bit like fishing. Don't try to convince someone who doesn't show interest. Throw the bait, but if no one bites, don't force it. If they bite, pull the rod quickly with a short description of exactly why the thing's awesome, keeping it simple and easy to understand. Then you gradually add more details to the explanation as you reel them in. Simple in theory, but quite difficult in practice, as it requires a sum of patience.
As someone who's quite good at it, having convinced dosins of people to watch anime I like, a couple hundred to watch Hellsing Abridged, 5 people to start playing Dwarf Fortress (no easy task, mind you) and several people to show me their tits, I'll give you a free tip. It's a bit like fishing. Don't try to convince someone who doesn't show interest. Throw the bait, but if no one bites, don't force it. If they bite, pull the rod quickly with a short description of exactly why the thing's awesome, keeping it simple and easy to understand. Then you gradually add more details to the explanation as you reel them in. Simple in theory, but quite difficult in practice, as it requires a sum of patience.
#1535 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh that picture, seen it couple times before, but i must agre.


Not ban worthy.
#1538 to #1535 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
That's a Nurgle......... slowpoke..................................... damn, Warhammer has awesome fanart.
#1539 to #1538 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I got a small folder if you want.
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll pass.
#1532 - hellscythe (12/12/2013) [-]
why are you so tall?
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - thechosentroll (12/12/2013) [-]
Because I'm not short.
#1534 to #1533 - hellscythe (12/12/2013) [-]
you must hit your head on every door frame at that height
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - thechosentroll (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I'll pass. I got this whole "only level 400 user to never change their avatar even once" thing going on. If you can't beat a record, be the first to set one.
#1536 to #1529 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I am afraid you are not the only one. To my record i have been using the same for all time. Excpet that one time i added the crown.
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
Still counts as a change.
User avatar #1530 to #1529 - drooms (12/09/2013) [-]
It would look fantastic but you're choice
User avatar #1531 to #1530 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
no he's thechosentroll
#1524 - konradkurze (12/08/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
is TheChosenTroll a marine from the black legion
User avatar #1527 to #1524 - paradox (12/08/2013) [-]
**paradox rolls 5**
#1525 to #1524 - thechosentroll (12/08/2013) [-]
What are you doing on my profile?
#1521 - kinginthenorth (12/02/2013) [-]
You best have this in your DF folder
#1522 to #1521 - thechosentroll (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, it makes me feel a bit violated, but it's too good to pass up. Thanks.
#1523 to #1522 - kinginthenorth (12/02/2013) [-]
You don't feel violated until you've see this.
#1518 - vincento ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Want+to+become+an+FJ+mod/text/4903122/

Please don't forget to apply for the moderator status.
-fj support group
#1519 to #1518 - thechosentroll (11/27/2013) [-]
Only one liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle problem. I don't want to be a mod. Frankly, it's pretty lame. The only real benefit is that you can boast about your status and get drunk with power like Tangelo Dick. Sadly, however, I'm not the megalomaniac type, so it doesn't interest me.
#1520 to #1519 - vincento ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Ye, I know, I got the memo first time you got demoded.
User avatar #1517 - desacabose ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that anon is murrloc drawing attention to himself, again
#1514 - burndt (11/20/2013) [-]
I just found out you're not a mod anymore. It's a damn shame. I know you don't care that you were demodded, but you were the coolest mod.
You're still cool btw
#1515 to #1514 - thechosentroll (11/20/2013) [-]
You know, I'd actually forgotten I used to be a mod. I have pretty 						****					 memory.
You know, I'd actually forgotten I used to be a mod. I have pretty **** memory.
#1516 to #1515 - burndt (11/20/2013) [-]
It's okay, I have a 						****					 memory too.
It's okay, I have a **** memory too.
User avatar #1510 - Dialga **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
I feel a little bit like I was just turned down by the popular kid in the nicest way possible haha
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - thechosentroll (11/14/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - Dialga **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
Wut. I just think it's funny, no need to apologize
#1509 - vincento ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
I think 5 days is a good break, time for another visit
#1498 - vincento ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I somehow ended up on your profile again
#1499 to #1498 - thechosentroll (11/08/2013) [-]
Whoop te freakin' doo! Guess I have another stalker. That makes 4 so far. So, the hell brings you here this time?
#1500 to #1499 - vincento ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't know
I need to feed off of someone's energy for the time being
So tell me about your day n stuff
#1501 to #1500 - thechosentroll (11/09/2013) [-]
Sleep, school, internet. Pretty much it. If you're looking for someone energetic, I recommend one of the attention whores. I'm not exactly the jumpy, cheerful type, as you may have noticed.
#1502 to #1501 - vincento ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Ew no way why would I choose them over you.

My question supply has been exhausted
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - thechosentroll (11/09/2013) [-]
Because, as most people eventually find out, I'm not interesting. I have my moment, but I'm boring as **** overall.
User avatar #1504 to #1503 - vincento ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
define "interesting"
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - thechosentroll (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't do stuff.
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - vincento ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
ya but you wouldn't become more interesting if you did stuff

it's a shallow kind of interesting
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - thechosentroll (11/09/2013) [-]
So, basically I'm a puddle?
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - vincento ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
more like a well
User avatar #1496 - phanact (11/04/2013) [-]
stop posting **** on zahnrads profile
#1497 to #1496 - thechosentroll (11/04/2013) [-]
How is a single gif of a man laughing "posting 						****					"? I find his situation hilarious and I wanted to share with him. If it's any consolation, at least now I don't plan to ever spam again, since my spams are usually around 250-300 pics long. If the same 						****					 that happened to him happens to me, I'd be banned for a year. Still find the 						****					 he's in hilarious, though.
How is a single gif of a man laughing "posting **** "? I find his situation hilarious and I wanted to share with him. If it's any consolation, at least now I don't plan to ever spam again, since my spams are usually around 250-300 pics long. If the same **** that happened to him happens to me, I'd be banned for a year. Still find the **** he's in hilarious, though.
User avatar #1490 - snakefire (11/02/2013) [-]
Did you get removed as a mod?
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - snakefire (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh, I just read phans comment.

That sucks.

If its any consolation, I think you were the best mod.
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - thechosentroll (11/02/2013) [-]
I don't really care enough to need consolation. Never took the mod thing seriously enough to care that I'm no longer one.
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - snakefire (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh I see.
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - thechosentroll (11/02/2013) [-]
I am not a known giver of ***** .
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - snakefire (11/02/2013) [-]
Thats good I suppose.
I care too much about stupid things.
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