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#2969 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
Love me.
#2971 to #2970 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
:C
how are you?
#2972 to #2971 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, feeling completely like ****. So, all in all, the usual. Currently reasing a mango. It's good.
#2973 to #2972 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
awh sorry.
#2974 to #2973 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Nah, nah. Nothing to be sorry about. Like I said, that's my natural state.
#2975 to #2974 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
Still sad :c
#2966 - venomousvalentine (07/19/2015) [-]
I think I'm going to get a job soon and save up to travel.
#2967 to #2966 - thechosentroll (07/19/2015) [-]
Yes, being a productive member of society is nice sometimes.
#2968 to #2967 - venomousvalentine (07/19/2015) [-]
Heh
#2965 - sniffythebird (07/19/2015) [-]
#2955 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
I took one of those new fangled cell phone selfies kids these days talk about.
#2956 to #2955 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
That seems like someone people say on facebook or twitter, not on other peoples' profiles.
#2957 to #2956 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
Hi. I got home from the car dealership.
#2958 to #2957 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You bought a car?
#2959 to #2958 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom was going to buy one but her credit is garbage.
#2960 to #2959 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You really shouldn't be buying a car on a loan anyway.
#2961 to #2960 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom isn't good with money.
#2962 to #2961 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
A lot of people aren't. I recently met an old classmate and we talked about how things are going, which reminded me of something. In the 12th grade, we had this class that was basically dedicated to teaching us some life skills like managing our money, paying taxes and knowing how to avoid being arrested for some dumb ****. Our teacher was absurdly bad with money. According to her calculations, it'd take us over 1000$ a month to barely survive as university students. According to my calculations, I didn't manage to spend 1000$ in my 6 months at university.
#2963 to #2962 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
Nice.
#2857 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I've been lonely and depressed.
#2929 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I just thunk. What kind of ungodly abomination of nature leaves the same bite marks as ******* vampire teeth? Those things are the size of a dogs' canines and, let me tell you, those leave some big marks. What kind of bugs live in japan that make people confuse ******* puncture wounds for insect bites?
#2949 to #2929 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
And I don't watch anime movies, except Gintama's cus it's bitching.
#2950 to #2949 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm talking about regular movies. You know, the ones with the 3D people in them. And how the hell does someone who reads mangoes, which requres a lot more effort than watching animu, have such a hard time watching anime?
#2951 to #2950 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a problem with regular movies, I like regular movies, as long as they're action, comedies, black comedies, black action, or black action comedies.

Manga requires a lot less effort.
#2952 to #2951 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
**** it, I'm not even gonna question that.
#2930 to #2929 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And what kind of douchebag wears sunglasses at ******* NIGHT? Vampire or not, that's douchy.
#2931 to #2930 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Man, those are some weak-ass vampires. No super strength or speed or anything. Pretty sure if this didn't take place in the one country where no one owns a gun, they'd be ******.
#2932 to #2931 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Come to think of it, it's also the one country where the authorities are so useless 30 deaths in a month doesn't even get investigated.
#2933 to #2932 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
AND very irresponsible parents. Who the **** lets their kids run around in the woods in the middle of the ******* night?
#2934 to #2933 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
and where people are too polite to question why someone is walking around in 1600s fashion.
#2935 to #2934 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Note to self: When I eventually snap and decide to start killing people, I should move to Japan.
#2936 to #2935 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For ****** sake, stop discussing philosophy and SHANK THE ******!
#2937 to #2936 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OR SHANK THE BITCH! OR THE OLD GUY! SHANK ANYONE!
#2938 to #2937 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
God damn it, this is turning into Evangelion. SHANK SOMEONE, YOU SHANKING SHANKLESS SHANK!
#2939 to #2938 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh, hey, Snape's back. SHANK HIM!
#2940 to #2939 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, were the panty shots of the dead, soon to be re-dead wife really necess- OH, hey. Someone finally got shanked. YAY!
#2941 to #2940 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"Boo hoo, it's so sad being a vampire. Why don't people love me? *chomps on a neck*"

This type of **** is why there's only two kinds of vampires I like - Hellsing vampires and True Blood vampires. Enough with the sparkling and the drama. You're immortal creatures of the night. ACT LIKE IT! At least until someone comes around and shanks you. Which I hope is soon.
#2942 to #2941 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, the guy who lifted Isaak Newtons' style shall from now on be referred to as Count Cuckington the 3rd. God, that cracked me up.

Also, I just noticed something - they've started repeating the names of the episodes, so I went back and checked what episode 11 was called, to see what 22 will be. "Slaughter" means it'll probably be a fun episode.
#2953 to #2942 - venomousvalentine (07/16/2015) [-]
******* Count Cuckington the 3rd.
#2944 to #2943 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
OK, gonna be honest. My boner's gone. That was a very disappointing ending. It wasn't just anti-climactic, it was straight-up bad. You don't spend 18 episodes showing people how horrible vampires are and how they're ruthless ungodly killing machines and then try to paint them as the victims in the last 4. That's like a documentary about the holocaust, where the last half hour is Hitler playing with his dog. It's very disappointing for those of us who spent all that time getting hyped about the part where the vampires get a stake shoved so far up their ass they can use the pointy end to clean their teeth. Especially the parts where they try to show people as the bad guys. Like I said, I've read Crossed, that **** does nothing for me now. Sure, Pinkie getting decked by a ******* tractor is nice, but overall, it was about as satisfying as a soggy sandwich. The worst part is that I feel like I was supposed to feel something in the end there, but I didn't. Which is bad, because I rarely admit it, but I'm a sucker for tragedy. It always gets to me. I cried like a little bitch at the end of Dances With Wolves, but this? I genuinely feel nothing. "Oh, look at me! I'm an abomination of nature with a kill count that'd give Jack the Ripper an inferiority complex, but I look like a little girl, so I get a free pass.". I ain't having none of that. To Hell with all ye dirty heathens.

6/10 at most. Yeorgh, don't watch this ****. You won't like it.
#2954 to #2944 - venomousvalentine (07/16/2015) [-]
aw...
#2945 to #2944 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
Wasn't going to.
#2946 to #2945 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
Good. Ugh, that left a bad taste in my mouth. I need a pallet cleanser. Something brainless and exciting. Is Redline good? Besides being eye porn.
#2947 to #2946 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
No idea, havent seen it, 2 hours straight of anime is too much for me.
#2948 to #2947 - thechosentroll
(07/16/2015) [-]
That's the length of a movie. It's not much. I just plowed through 5 and it's currently 4:20 in the morning nice
#2908 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Can I just skip to episode 6? I think I got the gist of it - small village in the middle of ******** nowhere, creepy castle, now complete with vampires, people die, someone should REALLY look up the Hellsing organization in the phonebook, House and Anderson try to get to the bottom of things and I expect they start shoving garlic up peoples' asses soon.
#2909 to #2908 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Don't do it.
Watch it allll.
#2910 to #2909 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
FAK!
#2911 to #2910 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Pls. its my favorite.
#2912 to #2911 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OH, COME ON! Pinkie comes back? Why do the characters I dislike refuse to die and stay dead? I hope she takes a bucket of holy water to the face.
#2913 to #2912 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I want to soothe your butthurt but I don't want to spoil anything.
#2914 to #2913 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Does Michael Jackson at least bite the dust? The tall, skinny guy with the feminine lips and the big mouth that keeps flapping.
#2915 to #2914 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The one that looks like a goddamn snake? The one you're literally supposed to hate?
I think his name is Masao.
Yes. Twice.
So does Pinkie.
#2916 to #2915 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Then I've just found my much-needed motivation to keep watching this. I mean, honestly, I get that this show is supposed to be creepy and, honestly, it's doing a decent job, but my desire to see one of these ******* get stabbed is overpowering any type of fear I had. It's like that point in a survival game when you go from "Oh god, please don't kill me!" to "You want some of this? COME GET SOME!".
#2917 to #2916 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
You're gonna be satisfied as **** with how they die too.
#2918 to #2917 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Yeorgh or whoever it was that recommended Shiki to me ages ago was right - I'm going to enjoy this.
#2920 to #2918 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
I think it was that vocaloid guy because i haven't seen it.
#2921 to #2920 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"That vocaloid guy" doesn't ring any bells.
#2922 to #2921 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
Hatsune.
#2923 to #2922 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
you watch it too.
#2924 to #2923 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm more of a reader.
I'm more of a reader.
#2925 to #2924 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
read the manga. I haven't but I'm sure its just as good.
#2926 to #2925 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
It was originally a novel though so the manga is an adaptation as well, adaptations sucks 90% of the time.
#2927 to #2926 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I disagree. Read the novel then ****.
#2928 to #2927 - yeorgh
(07/15/2015) [-]
I'm not that much of a reader.
#2919 to #2918 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a reason it's my favorite.
#2879 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a "yes, they do".
#2880 to #2879 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Just watch it.
#2881 to #2880 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Fiiiiiiiiine.
#2883 to #2881 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Hows the show going.
#2884 to #2883 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm currently on the "decide if I want to stream or download it" stage of watching it. I think I'll go with streaming.
#2889 to #2886 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And I prefer subs, since I can just mute it and read instead of being weirded out by the strange sounds or the weird disparity between the lips and words.
#2885 to #2884 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
one sec I'll link
#2887 to #2885 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I already found it on kissanime.
#2888 to #2887 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Watch the dub.
#2890 to #2888 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Why?
#2891 to #2890 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The doctors voice in the dub is awesome.
#2892 to #2891 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For a second there, I wasn't sure if I'm watching Shiki or a new series of Yu-Gi-Oh. What is with these peoples' hair?
#2893 to #2892 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
It's like the whole anime is a deathbulge comic.
#2900 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Dear mother of hair spray! You weren't kidding.
#2901 to #2900 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Sunako?
#2902 to #2901 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Suwhat? I suck at remembering regular names, let alone japanese ones, so I don't even bother. I work with nicknames or descriptions. Who's that? Also, if I were that doctor I'd be more worried about peoples' irises disappearing.
#2903 to #2902 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Little girl with black eyes.
#2904 to #2903 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I was more thinking of her parents.
#2905 to #2904 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I want your constant feedback as you watch this stuff even if im offline. I want to know what you think during an episode and what characters and interactions you like and dislike.
#2906 to #2905 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm on episode 4 and my impressions so far are mostly "Good god, will you guys PLEASE hurry up?"

The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there. It has a lot of potential, it just refuses to ******* USE IT ALREADY! I hate shows with slow starts.
#2907 to #2906 - venomousvalentine
(07/15/2015) [-]
The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there.

Literally the entire ******* show after like... episode 6?
#2894 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
******* hell. I hope someone gets stabbed soon or whatever it is that's supposed to make it creepy.
#2895 to #2894 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
This thing stays slow for a while but goes from 0 to 100 really ******* fast.
#2896 to #2895 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
It's not like Another, where 9 of the 10 episodes are the boringest **** ever and then the last one gets good, is it?
#2897 to #2896 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The story keeps you enthralled for the most of it, but then like the last two episodes happen.
#2898 to #2897 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Wonderful. Just ******* wonderful. Oh well, at least I'm glad Pinkie got killed off quickly. Also, this may possibly be the first time I've seen an adult male character with a really pointy triangular chin. Usually they use that for women and kids.
#2899 to #2898 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I ******* haaaaateee megumi.
And she's not even the most annoying character.

Second most. but not the most.
#2882 to #2881 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
aw yis.
#2858 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And why are you coming to me? So you can just be depressed? Cause I suck at cheering people up.
#2859 to #2858 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
It's enough.

SO what are you up to?
#2860 to #2859 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Not much. Still kind of recovering from minor food poisoning, decided to redownload Blood Bowl and generally wasting time until my paperwork's done. I'm not used to this lack of **** to do. When you're so used to being constantly rushed and up to your nipples in work, breaks feel weird.
#2861 to #2860 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a big difference between up to your nipples in work and up to my nipples.
If I was up to your nipples in work I'd be drowning in it.

Sorry about the food poisoning.
#2862 to #2861 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eh, it wasn't so bad. Third time it's happened this year. I'm becoming pretty good at dealing with it. I'll live. So, how are things going for you?
#2863 to #2862 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Normally I have 3 to 5 cans of soda a day, and I've been out for a couple days.
so caffeine withdrawal.

hardly talked to my friends in the last week. Same with my mom and my grandma.

Almost through my favorite tv show.

Nothing to do really...
#2864 to #2863 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I have no suggestions. If I did, I'd be doing those things. I've resorted to staring at the ceiling for entertainment. I also tried watching TV, but it turns out the ceiling is more bearable.
#2865 to #2864 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Download tv shows you like?
No ads and no reruns and no daytime television...

Do you have skullgirls?
#2866 to #2865 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't HAVE those. I've already watched all the TV shows I like. Maybe rewatching House MD or Stargate for the 5th would be a bit overkill. Also, I don't have Skullgirls. Fighting games aren't really my thing. Mostly because I suck at them.
#2868 to #2866 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
DOnt google shikis premise
#2867 to #2866 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
House was the show I was talking about.
I suck too.

Have you watched shiki?
#2869 to #2867 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the vampires, which people have told me is (n)spoopy(n*2)u?
#2870 to #2869 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Yes.
#2871 to #2870 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
No, no I haven't.
#2872 to #2871 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
10/10 Watch it.
#2873 to #2872 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeh, I'll look into it. What's the selling point? What makes it more interesting than staring at my ceiling?
#2874 to #2873 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The art, the plot twists and the way it doesn't present itself like other examples of the genre.
#2875 to #2874 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And how does it present itself?
#2876 to #2875 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Most horror films or anime these days rely on shock value, jump scares, or false suspense. (There is still a good ammount of shock value in shiki)
This one generally tries to actually present unnerving topics. it's really hard to explain.
The show isn't exactly scary, but then again horrors typically aren't as scary as they'd like to be. But it's still got an amazing story.
#2877 to #2876 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Please tell me it doesn't rely on the "People are the real monsters" topic. Because after reading Crossed, that just doesn't do it for me anymore.
#2878 to #2877 - venomousvalentine
(07/15/2015) [-]
The less you actually know about this anime before you watch it the easier it is to enjoy.
#2836 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I put my computer and bed outside last night and the night before that.
#2837 to #2836 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm sure your neighbors enjoyed watching you jack off.
#2838 to #2837 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I have a tall fence. SO even if I did it shouldn't be a problem.

A baby Opossum sat on the fence and let me pet it and ****. It was cute.
#2839 to #2838 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Odd, normally those things try to eat anything that moves........ or doesn't. Do you by any chance have any Disney princesses in the family?
#2840 to #2839 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe I'm the disney princess~
#2841 to #2840 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm trying to come up with a joke about you being gay, but it's not working right now. Something about a large hairy man with a mansion or some ****. I dunno. I was out of town for 3 days, I'm still trying to get back into my groove. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled witty retorts and insults in a day or two.
#2842 to #2841 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Wat.

Hey so lets play dirty bomb together.
#2843 to #2842 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
No.

As for the groove thing, I was out of town for 3 days, because I had to do some paperwork in a different city, so I can switch universities, so I was staying with my parents for the time. 3 days away from the internet, TV or any other source of ********. I'm currently calm, well-rested and not in any way pissed for the first time in months. Unfortunately, my anger and sleep deprivation are the main sources of my wit, so right now I suck at being witty. I should be back to normal in a couple of days.
#2844 to #2843 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I wish I could help make you happy...
#2845 to #2844 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'd rather you gave someone else a blowjob, so they speed up my ******* paperwork. That'd make me way happier.
#2846 to #2845 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I've never actually given a blow job before...

Have you ever considered dropping out of school and coming to america to become a comedian?
#2847 to #2846 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Nah, making an actual show and sticking to it isn't really my thing. I don't think about my jokes, I just let them naturally come out on their own. Like brain farts.
#2848 to #2847 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Aw.

Did I ever tell you I want to be a voice actor?
#2849 to #2848 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
You just did.
#2850 to #2849 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
My goal is pretty much to get my license, GED, and then take some voice lessons.
#2851 to #2850 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Lesson #1: Learn to talk from the diaphragm instead of the lungs. Makes it easier to avoid suffocation during reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long sentences.
#2852 to #2851 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I thought that was just for singing.

I honestly think I have a lot of potential for this though.
#2853 to #2852 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Eh, why not. Cartoons are making a comeback, videogames are growing like weeds and animu is becoming more and more popular in the west. There's an increasing demand for it and they can't keep hiring the same 10 people like they did a couple of decades ago. Still gonna be hard, though.
#2854 to #2853 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Definitely.

Liam o Brian has such a sexy voice.
I would sell my left nut to sound like him.
#2855 to #2854 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
By the sound of his voice, I kind of doubt you'd be able to achieve that with a single nut. Testosterone makes your voice deeper.
#2856 to #2855 - venomousvalentine
(07/12/2015) [-]
I can get my voice deep enough.
Vocaroo isn't working :c
#2835 - venomousvalentine (07/11/2015) [-]
Hi
#2791 - venomousvalentine (07/05/2015) [-]
Love me.
#2792 to #2791 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
No.
#2825 to #2792 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
#2826 to #2825 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Seriously, what is that sound supposed to be? Sounds like a fish in my head.
#2827 to #2826 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Its an onomatopoeia. I don't know how else to explain it.
#2828 to #2827 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
That changes nothing. It still sounds like a fish to me.
#2829 to #2828 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm fishing for your attention
#2830 to #2829 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Then why are you acting like a fish? That's not how fishing works.
#2831 to #2830 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I made a joke.
#2832 to #2831 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Where?
#2834 to #2832 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
Play dirty bomb with me.
#2833 to #2832 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
the fishing thing
#2821 to #2818 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Even if I could afford it, I've seen the size of plane seats. I'd have to spend 12 hours in the fetal position. Not happening. I've limited my travel to places I can drive to.
#2822 to #2821 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Meanwhile I could fit in your carryon.
#2823 to #2822 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You'd be an amazing illegal immigrant. At least until the luggage x-ray machine at the airport made you sterile and possibly gave you cancer.
#2824 to #2823 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
One day we should meet.
#2794 to #2792 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
#2795 to #2794 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You a fish now?
#2796 to #2795 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Nop. How are you?
#2797 to #2796 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Mildly bored. Finally found an animu that interested me a bit and it turns out the damn thing only has a single episode out so far.
#2799 to #2797 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
A-and if you're bored we could practice kissing
#2801 to #2799 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
How do you manage to go from normal to raging homosexual in 20 seconds?
#2803 to #2801 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Thats my secret. I'm never normal.

Also you're going to suck this cock good. you're going to SUCK THIS COCK CLEAN

RIGHT NOW
#2806 to #2803 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
1) Die in a fire.
2) Even if I were gay, we both know who'd be the bottom. Let's face it, you've got as much spine as a cuttlefish.
#2808 to #2806 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
To represent spinelessness you chose the one cephalopod WITH ACTUAL BONES.
Homosexuality aside I think you would be fun to hang out with.
#2809 to #2808 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
God damn it, I was wondering between that and a squid, but I decided against the squid, because it opens up to splatoon jokes and gay splatoon art.

And, normally I am, but I've been out of practice this last year. Kind of hoping to remedy it this year.
#2811 to #2809 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
y-you should come visit me.
#2810 to #2809 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
You could have compared me to a Nautilus cause I'm reclusive and rarely come out of my shell.
#2812 to #2810 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but I was going for an animal with no skeleton whatsoever, be it an endo- or exoskeleton.
#2813 to #2812 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Octopus are the squishiest.
Even squids have frilled spines.
#2816 to #2813 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
#2817 to #2816 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I know something that can roll on your tongue.
#2819 to #2817 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I am honestly surprised you've never been stabbed.
#2820 to #2819 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
That's because its awkward to have to bend down to stab someone.
#2814 to #2813 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
And by spine I mean like spikes, not an actual backbone
#2815 to #2814 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Actually they do have a backbone. The more you know.
#2798 to #2797 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
What anime?
#2800 to #2798 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link This thing. Really long-ass name. Basically, imagine a distopian future, where SJWs conquer the world and there's a "terrorist" running around, throwing nudes at people.
#2802 to #2800 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
what the ****
#2804 to #2802 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yup, the female lead literally runs around in a bath rope, throws piles of nudes at people and threatens to flash police officers who go near her, since if they saw her anime tiddies, they'd go to prison. It's so stupid it's actually kind of clever.
#2805 to #2804 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
That sounds like actually the most retarded anime premise I've ever heard. And I've heard of some weird ****.
#2807 to #2805 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I know. It's great.
#2789 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
#2790 to #2789 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm already doing it. Thanks for the motivation anyway, cunt.
#2771 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Robots are cute.
#2773 to #2772 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I never saw those movies.
I saw the matrix for the first time recently. It was ****.
Same with the first Jurassic park.

I think most classic movies like that are probably just nostalgia value garbage.

The Alien moves are still good though.

How are you?
#2775 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Wait, my bad. I think it was Iraq. Come to think of it, it may be possible that I misclicked and nuked the wrong country.
#2774 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
You should probably watch Terminator 2. It's a good movie. The thing about old movies is that some of them have a lot of hype around them, so you go in, expecting a lot more than they have to offer. For example, if you listen to the internet too much, you'll be left with the impression that Monty Python is the ******* Holy Grail of comedy. In reality, it's good, but not THAT good.

And I'm the same as before. Tried a new game called Superpower 2. You pick a country in 2001 and try to lead it to world domination. Managed to fix my countrys' **** economy in less than a decade, banned islam in an attempt to remove kebab, which ironically pissed off Serbia, got nukes, which pissed off everyone on the planet, nuked Iran out of existence in self-defense, which made half the planet declare war on me, didn't get elected the next term and lost. Fun game. People in it are kind of sensitive, though. Fire one little nuke at Israel and suddenly you're a horrible person.
#2776 to #2774 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
You attack isreal and everyone goes crazy? So what you're saying is the game is realistic.

I think I already told you about trying Dirty Bomb. Its free and a lot of fun.
I also got a game called Project Diva. A rhythm game that judges you so harshly it makes you want to kill yourself.

I also am still mooching off my moms insurance despite being 18. So I got a cavity filled. I have another 2 cavities that need filling, but thats for next week.
You think after a billion years of evolution we'd have something more efficient than protruding bone that has to be polished twice daily.
#2777 to #2776 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Evolution's random as ****. We don't gradually improve. We sort of just randomly change and the changes that don't outright kill you sometimes get passed on. And on the topic of harsh rhythm games, I present to you: Hell fizzd.itch.io/a-dance-of-fire-and-ice
#2778 to #2777 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Well my garage door just got stuck and I wasn't strong enough to close it. Good thing my grandma is an ex-bodybuilder.
Out of context I'd be kinda embarrassing to have a 73 year old woman stronger than you.
#2779 to #2778 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
My great grandmother could beat most people I know at arm wrestling and she's turning 88 this year. Old people can be surprisingly tough, although I'm convinced that if she stopped moving or working for more than 8 hours she'd die.
#2780 to #2779 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I understand. My grandmas always on the run.
I'm at a personal dilemma. I don't like being weak but I also don't want to look strong or have like thick arms and stuff.
#2781 to #2780 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
There's two types of exercise:
1) "GONNA GET SWOLE, BRAH!" exercise, which most people today prefer, because it makes your muscles look bigger. Large weights, small number of repetitions, avoid cardio like the plague and you'll look ripped.
2) Exercise that simulates manual labor. Small weight, lots of reps, lots of cardio, so you don't die. You don't look as ripped, but your muscles become stronger.

Alternatively, just go chop some wood or dig a hole or some ****. Physical labor is great exercise.
#2782 to #2781 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I used to do a lot of physical labor with my old job I had with my dad. Hard to say whether I looked better back then or not.
#2783 to #2782 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
It's not about looks, it's about strength. Also, if you're looking for lower arm exercise, the game I liked is amazing. I've been playing it since I linked it and my forearm's already starting to hurt.
#2784 to #2783 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Have you played OSU?
#2785 to #2784 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but I googled it and it looks weeb as ****.
#2786 to #2785 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
You can get more than just weeb music on it. It's far less weeb than project diva which is exclusively vocaloid.
We should play osu together. Although my drawing tablet broke again so I'd have to use a mouse.
#2787 to #2786 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
I'll pass. My standard for rhythm games is simple. I look up someone playing this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw in the game. If they don't look like they're about to have a seizure, then I'm not interested.
#2788 to #2787 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
OSU is to rythm games as League is to Mobas.

It's the most popular so there's a lot more fan made content, and in the case of osu, fan made content means more songs.
It's really easy and smooth to get into compared to its counterparts but its skill ceiling is still retardedly high. You want a stroke, this game can give you one.
#2765 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
How close is Bulgarian to Russian?

Also you came up in conversation with my mom and she wants to talk to you.
#2766 to #2765 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
The two are fairly similar, since they have a common ancestor. However, bulgarian evolved a bit more with time. We dropped some of the unnecessary letters and grammar and simplified it a bit, so it isn't such a massive pain in the ass to learn. And even then it's still a thousand times harder than english. Bulgarians and russians can more or less understand eachother, since a lot of the words are similar, but can't really speak the other language, since the grammar's different. Generally, bulgarians have an easier time understanding russians than vice versa.

And why the hell would your mother want to talk to me?
#2767 to #2766 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
She's interested by slavic things. and her interest was even more peaked with lots of russians in oregon.

Also you know I don't think I even know your name.
#2768 to #2767 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes, slavic culture truly is a fascinating thing. For starters, I'm not sure how the hell slavs have survived as long as they have, given how most of us are unfamiliar with concepts like "common sense", "self-preservation instincts" or "health and safety regulations".
#2770 to #2768 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
Fireball - Episode 01 You should watch all of these.
#2769 to #2768 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
I noticed this from the internet.
#2760 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#2761 to #2760 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
#2762 to #2761 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
If I posted a flashing gif in any board like friendly or backroom I'd get instabanned for muh epilepsy triggers.

And yes. It's very good!
#2763 to #2762 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Coincidentally, I'm lifetime "I will personally make sure you never step here again" banned from Friendly.
#2764 to #2763 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
These kids, man....
#2755 - venomousvalentine (07/01/2015) [-]
Whats your favorite color.
#2757 to #2756 - venomousvalentine (07/01/2015) [-]
neat.
#2758 to #2757 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why do you ask?
#2759 to #2758 - venomousvalentine (07/01/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You should get dirty bomb and play it with me.
#2753 - venomousvalentine (06/25/2015) [-]
hi
#2727 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever played Alice Madness Returns?
#2748 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I have Skype, I just don't want to talk to anyone. I've gotten yelled at so much the last couple of days that right now hearing human voices kind of pisses me off.
#2749 to #2748 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine hugs**awh.. im sorry :c
#2750 to #2749 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't need hugs. I need to get my goddamn paperwork ready, so I can get the **** out of this corrupt ******** of a university and go to a non-corrupt ******** of a university.
#2751 to #2750 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
good luck
#2752 to #2751 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
For once, I'm actually going to need it.
#2728 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Wasn't that a movie?
#2729 to #2728 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
Game. It went on sale and I got it and its a lot of fun.
#2730 to #2729 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it does seem like your thing. Not really interested, though. Just started playing a new game called Rimworld. You ever played Prison Architect? It's like that, except you're building a base on an alien planet, where you crashed and trying to survive. I can kidnap peaceful civilians who come visit my base, harvest their less-vital organs and then sell them as slaves to pirates (and sell their organs) in order to make cash and buy food, medicine and weapons. Well, the slave thing sort of pisses off your colonists, but it's OK, since you can sort of customize them and make sure that every single person in your colony is a ******* psychopath, who gets off on that sort of thing.

Fun game.
#2731 to #2730 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
That does sound cool. But I'm broke as dicks.

One of the things I like about Alice is, she's always ******* pissed.
Every single thing she says is some passive aggressive snarky remark.
The wonderland is just a hallucination. She got saved from drowning by some dock workers in the real world and she cussed them out for pulling her out of wonderland.
The combat is really fun. It's like dark souls but floatier. So far I have three weapons.
A knife, a toy horse that hits like a ******* truck, and a pepper grinder that shoots like a minigun. And when you dodgeroll you turn into a swarm of butterflies for a moment.
#2732 to #2731 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
That seems gay and metal at the same time. Like those knives with the rainbow steel.
#2733 to #2732 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
This game is metal as ****.
There was this old industrial ceramic slime monster I was fighting, I deflected its molten balls of steel with an umbrella, then beat the **** out of it with a toy horse, and when it died it exploded into teeth.

Teeth are currency and rose petals are health.

Oh also there was a cinematic for me to have this huge ******* boss fight with a giant industrial drill robot thing, piloted by the rabbit. It malfunctioned, ejected him, and then the mad hatter went to his dead body frantically talking about "w-we can still be friends. We can have another tea party just you wait..." then the robot fell ontop of them and crushed them to death.
#2734 to #2733 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Neat.
#2735 to #2734 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
So what are you up to?
#2736 to #2735 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Videogames, paperwork, trying not to strangle the people responsible for said paperwork. You?
#2737 to #2736 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
Debating whether or not to play ranked. If I lose I get demoted to gold5.

Also the cheshire cat has the same voice actor as frampt from dark souls... I think...
#2738 to #2737 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Tough choice. Gold 5 is actually worse than Bronze 5 in terms of the teammates you'll get. Still, never playing ranked again seems like an odd solution. You could always switch to a different game in order to avoid it. Like SMITE. Because I kind of need to refer a bunch of people in order to get some cool skins.
#2739 to #2738 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
If I played smite would you play it with me?
#2740 to #2739 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I'm sort of burned out on it. I rarely play and when I do it's at weird times. To be honest, I'm not sure why I even mentioned the referral stuff. I don't play any of the gods those skins are for.
#2741 to #2740 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
What a shame.
I'm running out of alice pictures to shove in your face.

Gold 4 I've been getting some **** teammates too. Summers out here in the US so all the kiddies come out to play.

What rank were you?
#2742 to #2741 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
In League? No ******* idea. I've had, like, 5 different accounts. I think I was silver something at some point.
#2743 to #2742 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
why so many accounts?
#2744 to #2743 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Friends stop playing for one reason or another, I solo queue, I want to nuke Russia, I uninstall the game, I delete my account, my mental health recovers, friends pester me into playing with them again, I make a new account, they're all a bunch of platinums and diamonds, while I'm level 5, we get matched against really strong players, I can't have fun, because the whole match is nothing but me going "Don't **** up. Don't feed" ad infinitum in my head, I keep going because of my friends, they eventually stop playing for a while for some reason or another, lather, rinse, repeat.
#2745 to #2744 - venomousvalentine (06/23/2015) [-]
Well that doesn't sound fun.
Make an NA account and play with me.
#2746 to #2745 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Never again. **** League. It was hard enough to get into in season 1. Now that there's 5 times more champs to learn, completely different items, everyone I knew has been reworked and it's full of 12-yearolds, because it's the CoD of free to play games, I'd rather to teabag a mouse trap than try to get into it again. I'll stick with SMITE, thank you very much. At least the gameplay in that game keeps the 12-yearolds away, since there's no "LOOK MOM! I pressed a button and killed 3 people" abilities.
#2747 to #2746 - venomousvalentine
(06/23/2015) [-]
Damn... We should play something together sometime.
Get skype. I wanna talk to you.
#2720 - venomousvalentine (06/19/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2721 to #2720 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
Sup?
#2722 to #2721 - venomousvalentine (06/20/2015) [-]
nothin. Did you know that I will never qualify for being able to donate sperm in the US because there's a height requirement?
#2723 to #2722 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
That seems stupid as hell. Then again, I doubt they have a shortage of volunteers, so I guess they can turn some people down. Why height, though? Why not weight? Having a slow metabolism sucks ass, too.
#2724 to #2723 - venomousvalentine (06/20/2015) [-]
I think there is a weight limit.

I'm too light to sell blood plasma, too short to sell sperm.
Now the only way for me to make money off of bodily fluids is either by selling my pee to drug dealers or getting to be famous boy band singer and selling jars of my sweat to teen girls.
#2725 to #2724 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
I think the piss one is less disgusting.
#2726 to #2725 - venomousvalentine (06/20/2015) [-]
Thats because it is.
#2713 - venomousvalentine (06/16/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2714 to #2713 - thechosentroll (06/17/2015) [-]
Sup?
#2715 to #2714 - venomousvalentine (06/17/2015) [-]
nothin much. Just woke up. you?
#2716 to #2715 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Now I'm the one who just woke up.
#2717 to #2716 - venomousvalentine (06/18/2015) [-]
Im about to sleep.
#2718 to #2717 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Well, this was a productive conversation. Bye.
#2688 - venomousvalentine (06/14/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine sits in your lap.**
#2689 to #2688 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You a ******* cat now? Also, I don't RP. Das gay.
#2690 to #2689 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
:c

How are you?
#2691 to #2690 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I have no ******* idea. Ask me again in a week when I'm capable of feeling emotions other than rage and frustration.
#2692 to #2691 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
Awh...
do you need a hug?
#2693 to #2692 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't **** it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will ******* do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO ******* STOP ME!   
   
I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get **** done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't **** it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will ******* do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO ******* STOP ME!

I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get **** done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
#2695 to #2693 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
PS. I'm still gonna hug you.
#2694 to #2693 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
Impressive. Hey at least its free there.
All your hopes and dreams would have crumbled ten times over here in the US.
Unless you were black.
#2696 to #2694 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm slavic. We're basically albino black people. Alas, not black enough. And it's not free. Just affordable. Unless I **** up the paperwork and lose my student rights, that is. Student rights are a thing that basically says "You get one attempt at a bachelors' degree and one attempt at a masters' degree at the governments' expense.". If you **** up and get kicked out or quit, you have to pay out the ass, since tuition fees become about 10 times higher. That's why it's important that I fill out the paperwork to say that I'm transferring and not that I'm quitting and signing up for a different university. It's a very thin line between the two, which costs you about 20 000 if you don't notice it.
#2697 to #2696 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
I see. I hope everything goes well.

I don't know if I've told you this or not but I wanna hear your accent.
#2698 to #2697 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Think typical Vladimir-eese accent. The "You see, Ivan, if you hold peestol like this" stuff you hear all over the place. It's the reason I hate speaking english - I can notice my own accent and it sounds silly to me, but I can't help it. English is such a soft language, while my native one is pretty much exclusively hard sounds. English sounds to me like french sounds to english speakers. I can speak german without a noticeable accent, though. That's a hard enough language.
#2699 to #2698 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
That sounds cute.
#2702 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh, wait, apparently they do. Niedlich.
#2703 to #2702 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
No u
#2706 to #2703 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Essen ein dick.
#2707 to #2706 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
With pleasure~
#2708 to #2707 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Scheise. I walked right into that one, didn't I?
#2709 to #2708 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
with our height difference I'd hardly have to bend down for that.
#2710 to #2709 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
OK, I admit. That was a clever one.
#2712 to #2710 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
If I hugged you I'd be like below your chest...
#2711 to #2710 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
eheheh~
#2700 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Everything sounds cute to you. You ever actually hear german? If you don't understand what they're saying, it sounds like a psychopath enthusiastically explaining to you exactly how they plan on skinning you alive, castrating you and forcing you to eat your own testicles, while your grandma watches. Its is not a cute language. I like the way it sounds, but it's definitely not cute. I'm not sure germans even have a word for "cute".
#2701 to #2700 - venomousvalentine (06/15/2015) [-]
Nah its cute.
I wanna hear your accent. Cause it sounds like it'd be cute.
#2704 to #2701 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You are actively trying to make this gay, aren't you? I have been on the internet for years. /d/ couldn't make me less straight. I doubt you'll manage it.
#2687 - venomousvalentine (06/10/2015) [-]
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold   
   
hug me hug me hug me hug me
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold

hug me hug me hug me hug me