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#3161 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2015) [-]
#3158 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2015) [-]
#3159 to #3158 - thechosentroll (08/26/2015) [-]
I'm actually kind of surprised that's the gayest experience in your life. Cause as far as gay experiences go, that's pretty weak. Only slightly above using a guys' locker room.
#3160 to #3159 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2015) [-]
Well what can I say. I dont get out much.
#3151 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
#3152 to #3151 - thechosentroll (08/24/2015) [-]
Are you saying hi or laughing?
#3153 to #3152 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
saying hi.
#3154 to #3153 - thechosentroll (08/24/2015) [-]
#3155 to #3154 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
games and stuffs. you?
#3156 to #3155 - thechosentroll (08/24/2015) [-]
Watching old episodes of Mock The Week. For some reason I haven't felt like playing any games lately. Haven't played anything but Fallout Shelter in 4 days. And I'd hardly call that a game.
#3157 to #3156 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
I gotcha
#3148 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
Don't make me lick you.
#3149 to #3148 - thechosentroll (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to.
#3150 to #3149 - venomousvalentine (08/24/2015) [-]
#3126 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
Jax got buffed like a mad ****. Come play league.
#3127 to #3126 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
#3128 to #3127 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
#3129 to #3128 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
No, never again. **** that game. It can go burn in hell. Not doing it again without a gun pressed to my head.
#3131 to #3129 - madzombiie (08/21/2015) [-]
come play 1 game dude itll be fun
#3132 to #3131 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
**** off. Both of you. League has left me with ******* emotional scars.
#3133 to #3132 - madzombiie (08/21/2015) [-]
same with us, but its still fun
#3134 to #3133 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
I've tried before. I just can't go back after playing SMITE. League is so slow it feels like every game lasts a decade and individual skills plays almost no ******* role, so every game is ******* rock, paper, scissors. I can tell which games we're going to win and which we're going to lose in the champion selection screen. **** that. I like games where my skill actually matters.
#3135 to #3134 - madzombiie (08/21/2015) [-]
skill matters a lot in league but your teams skills, both alone and together, matter as much. Its easy to get stupid ******* people on your team, and that in turn makes it so you do nothing unless you can snowball against your lane opponent and carry. Theyre doing some really weird things to the game right now too, so it might not be the best time to come back anyway.
#3136 to #3135 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
It doesn't mean nearly as much as people think. Unless you're smurfing, a pro gamer who decided to go to bronze for ***** and giggles or playing against 5 clinically retarded people, your skill means nothing. It tips the scales in your favor a bit, but that's about it. If you're both using the "best" meta build for your champ, the only thing that matters is what character you've got. Xerath doesn't beat Kassadin, no matter how skilled you are. Renecton ***** up Jax, regardless of what you do. Draven uses Ezreals' ass as an axe holster no matter how hard you try. The way the game is designed makes it so no amount of skill can compensate for that, because there is very little skill involved in League. It doesn't take any hand-eye coordination and reflexes hardly matter. All it takes is for you to remember a build, a combo and a simple strategy, which you use every single time and hope it isn't countered by the enemy.

SMITE is different. You don't spend half an hour just sitting in one place. It's not a snowballing contest like League You are actively trying to kill everyone and everyone is actively trying to murder you. It's not uncommon to get first blood before the first minute has passed. Everything's a skillshot, including the autoattacks, meaning that no matter how good your build and strategy are, they don't mean **** if you don't have the skill to back it up. You don't just click, press 4 buttons and get a kill. And before you say League isn't that simple, until they fixed it in season 3, people were making macros for Akali, where you just click, run the macro and she instantly jumps and kills the person. Two clicks. All it took to kill with her. If you stop moving, you die. If you let your guard down, you die. If you relax long enough to unclench your asshole, you die. And same goes for everyone else. Doesn't matter how fed someone is. If they leave themselves vulnerable for just a second or panic, they die. I have managed to outplay and kill people 5 levels ahead of me, who could have oneshotted me if they'd hit a single ability. But they didn't. How often do you manage to 1v1 someone 5 levels ahead of you in League? Not ******* often. This is why I like this game. I'm not forced to spend 45 minutes fighting a battle that was lost before it even began, because little Timmy had a better build and killed me despite not even knowing what the abilities do. **** that. I'd rather spend my time doing something less painful. Like jacking off with sandpaper.

You read this ****, too, venomousvalentine, because I have having to explain it more than once.
#3146 to #3136 - madzombiie (08/21/2015) [-]
Kass is a late game champion, early on, Xerath will beat him because he out ranges and has enough kite to get away. Later Kassadin will just be able to ult on Xerath and blow him up without taking much damage himself, on top of that, Kassadins q can interrupt Xeraths q or ult and even if he doesn't he still gets a magic damage shield to soften the hit at least. Jax cant counterstrike Renektons damage and still gets stunned by his w, so he takes full harass from Ren in lane. The skill is knowing when a champion is at their strongest and playing to work with that, and it takes a bunch of hand eye coordination and reflexes to do moderately in team fights. I havent played much smite so i cant touch on that too much, but from my experience it was easier than league.
#3147 to #3146 - thechosentroll (08/22/2015) [-]
Depends on what your criteria for "easier" are. Item and strategy-wise league is harder, because the game is slower, which means power spikes last longer. Also, because the items are a ******* ***********. SMITE simplifies the item system a bit and prevents you from buying dumb **** or two copies of the same items and cheesing things. It flat out doesn't allow you to build something like an AD mage or AP hunter. Heck, if you're lazy you can literally tell the game which items to buy you beforehand and it automatically gets them every time you go back to base, so you don't have to even think about the items. The difficulty comes from the actual gameplay since, like I said, you're not just sitting in one place and farming for half an hour. Just landing your abilities requires better reflexes and more hand-eye coordination than anything in League, not to mention how hard positioning and awareness are made by your restricted field of view and the fact that you can't see behind you. Most people can't even tell where their champ is in League when you get a big 5v5 teamfight in the middle of some minions. Now imagine that *********** in third person view.

SMITE only seems easy when you're just starting out and you're going up against 12-yearolds who think the game is an FPS. Almost all my friends play League and I tried to get them to play SMITE. After a whole week of trying, they couldn't even learn to reliably hit their auto attacks, let alone abilities. One of them, who's platinum II in League, kept complaining that the game is too easy and calling it a "kiddie game" and explaining how the reason he sucks is because it wasn't challenging, so he's not interested. So, I let him play on my account for a bit and he nearly blew out my ******* speakers swearing about how the game is ********, because he kept dying the second he got back to his lane. Sometimes he got ganked and died before he could even get there (they had a Loki). If his rage could have been in some way harnessed and turned into energy, it could have powered a small city for a month.
#3138 to #3136 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
that and if you want a skill based lane, play mid. Play a champion that is literally you win with how good you are at outplaying people.
a champ like zed, or yasuo, or ekko, or fiora (She got reworked)
#3140 to #3138 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]

Remind me again, which division are you in?
#3141 to #3140 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
Im gold. and he actually does take skill now...
they nerfed him a lot.
He's literally only as good as you are.
#3142 to #3141 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
Which, I imagine, means you rarely see anyone playing him, since little Timmy would rather go with the flavor of the month.
#3143 to #3142 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
Nope. he still gets plenty of play.
while riot is garbage at balancing things, they get balance down eventually.
Yasuo is a prime example.
First he was OP, then he was useless, and now he's perfect.
#3144 to #3143 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
Give it two months.
#3145 to #3144 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
riot has never ****** up more than they did recently though.
they made darius a late game hypercarry, but have a ****** early game.

they made morde adc new meta... He can now take dragon, and use it to kill baron...
#3137 to #3136 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
So much of what you just said is very wrong.
While counter picks definitely help, they by no means decide the game.
In the Ez vs Draven lane, its the supp that decides who wins.
Kassidin is ******* garbage right now and loses to just about anyone.
and in this game, if you're against a hard lane for you, all you have to do is play safer and farm, and while you will be denied farm and will probably get behind, if you wait for jungler intervention, or roam to help other lanes, and don't feed, you should be golden.

SO at that point it's not about "Jax versus renekton" its about "How hard can jax **** up other lanes before he has to stop renekton from pushing."
#3139 to #3137 - thechosentroll (08/21/2015) [-]
I haven't played in ages, so I'm not up to date on the balance, but you get the idea. Certain champs are ******. Your solution is basically "Well, I can't do jack **** in my lane. Guess I'm a second jungler now.". And I've always hated the play safer and farm style of play, even though that's what I was best at. IT'S ******* BORING! This is another reason I can't go back. In SMITE, no one gives a **** about lasthitting, since by level 5 every carry has an ability that lets them instantly wipe the minion wave off the face of the planet, so they can focus on poking and ganking instead of just sitting there and waiting for a minion to get low enough for a last hit. Last time I tried to play League, I gave up in 20 minutes. We didn't surrender, we weren't losing, I just couldn't take it anymore and closed the game. Real life farming would be more interesting than farming in League. I'd literally rather go outside and dig a hole in the ground for half an hour than farm in League.
#3130 to #3129 - venomousvalentine (08/21/2015) [-]
Well I'd do that, but frankly I don't think I could reach.
#3123 - parishailsatan (08/19/2015) [-]
I remember you
#3124 to #3123 - thechosentroll (08/19/2015) [-]
I don't.
#3125 to #3124 - parishailsatan (08/19/2015) [-]
I assume you meant yourself. Interesting enough that I ran across you when I was just getting back into spongebob and all the lovely reactions it has
#3105 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
If I visited you would you lug me around to school in your backpack.
#3106 to #3105 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't have a backpack. I'm a university student, remember? I usually just bring a pen and a notebook. I all it my everything-ology notebook.
#3107 to #3106 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
I'll be your backpack.
#3108 to #3107 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
So, you want a notebook jammed down your throat?
#3109 to #3108 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
No but I can hold it for you :c
#3110 to #3109 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
I think I'll be able to manage the overwhelming weight of a single notebook on my own.
#3113 to #3112 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
They're still in the same area they were 3 days ago. Somehow, I'm not surprised.
#3114 to #3113 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
its killing me...
#3115 to #3114 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
#3116 to #3115 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
I want something to happen.
#3117 to #3116 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, but it's not gonna happen anytime soon. Twitch can play turnbased ****, but anything that requires any sort of timing or coordination is more or less impossible.
#3118 to #3117 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
this project will definitely take years.
#3119 to #3118 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm surprised it's still going.
#3120 to #3119 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
I wanna be shorter :c
#3121 to #3120 - thechosentroll (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, you could always cut your legs off.
#3122 to #3121 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
#3111 to #3110 - venomousvalentine (08/17/2015) [-]
but your hands would be free.
#3098 - venomousvalentine (08/15/2015) [-]
#3099 to #3098 - thechosentroll (08/15/2015) [-]
#3100 to #3099 - venomousvalentine (08/15/2015) [-]
Nooothin. Lets play a game.
#3101 to #3100 - thechosentroll (08/15/2015) [-]
A game of what?
#3102 to #3101 - venomousvalentine (08/15/2015) [-]
You should get warframe.
#3103 to #3102 - thechosentroll (08/15/2015) [-]
I've looked into it. Not really my thing. Lately I've been on a grand strategy binge. Mostly Crusader Kings 2. Executing 8-yearolds for treason is fun.
#3104 to #3103 - venomousvalentine (08/15/2015) [-]
#3095 - venomousvalentine (08/12/2015) [-]
Love me
#3096 to #3095 - thechosentroll (08/12/2015) [-]
#3094 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-]
If I hugged you my face would be like... below your chest.
#3086 - venomousvalentine (08/09/2015) [-]
I wanna find a tall girl irl.
#3087 to #3086 - thechosentroll (08/09/2015) [-]
Try to find a basketball player or someone from the Netherlands.
#3088 to #3087 - venomousvalentine (08/09/2015) [-]
I saw a girl at red robin over a head taller than me. I asked if I could get her number but she shot me down.

It was sad.
#3089 to #3088 - thechosentroll (08/09/2015) [-]
I'd say "there's plenty of fish in the sea" but the problem is you're not looking for regular fish, you're looking for great whites.
#3090 to #3089 - venomousvalentine (08/09/2015) [-]
I wanna move to the netherlands or denmark...
#3091 to #3090 - masanori ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
I didn't see any women taller than me during any of my trips to Scandinavia (186cm, 6'1"). Not saying they aren't there because I know they are. It just seems like they're all closer to the high average height and have a little less variation than U.S. women. I saw a female basketball player in the Chicago airport who was probably 195cm or 6'5".
#3092 to #3091 - venomousvalentine (08/09/2015) [-]
I'm like 5'4" dude.
#3093 to #3092 - masanori ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Yih I know. But I want taller women too...
#3046 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
Now don't you ignore me boy.
#3067 to #3046 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, tumblr requires way too much effort for my taste.
#3068 to #3067 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
Whats your favorite season?
#3069 to #3068 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Winter. All the bugs die and go to hell, I can walk around for hours without even breaking a sweat, there's fewer people around and I get to mock people who lack my frost resistance.
#3070 to #3069 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
If I visited you would you keep me warm from the cold Bulgarian winter?

I like fall.
#3071 to #3070 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
No. Das gay. Also, I like to go around in jeans and a t-shirt when it's minus 10 outside just to **** with people. They think it's actually much colder, go out without their jackets and nearly pass out when the wind blows and goes right through their clothing. It's fun, but I'm pretty sure I'm colder than the average refrigerator while doing that. Can't exactly warm someone when you're colder than the person.
#3073 to #3071 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
then I'll warm you up and give you a hug.
#3074 to #3073 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
I admire your willingness to endure frostbite in the name of homoeroticism.
#3075 to #3074 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
aw cmon if people saw you getting lots of attention from a cute smaller boy all the girls would flock to you.
#3076 to #3075 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
You may not have noticed, but we don't live in an anime.
#3077 to #3076 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
well isn't it enough that you're getting attention from a cute smaller guy?
#3078 to #3077 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
**** if I know. Women are weird around here.
#3079 to #3078 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I think we would have fun hanging out together.

We have great synergy with our personalities.
Its almost like a sitcom.
#3080 to #3079 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
If you're thinking of Spongebob and Squidward, maybe.
#3082 to #3080 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I want ultra despair girls to be released already...
#3083 to #3082 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, no idea what that is. On a side note, do you get brittish humor?
#3084 to #3083 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I get it. Its a game I really want.
#3085 to #3084 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I assumed as much. Just wondering, cause I just realized that I haven't watched Mock The Week in ages and I now have several hours of brittish humor ahead of me. Ever watched that? Could help with your boredom. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3_GswMSh5g
#3081 to #3080 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I'm not thaaaaat bad.
And neither are you~
#3072 to #3071 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
think it's much warmer*
#3047 to #3046 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
#3048 to #3047 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
#3049 to #3048 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
#3050 to #3049 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
typo. You caught me right as I was about to nap too.
You can't see it but I'm making a pouty face.
#3051 to #3050 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
And I just woke up. At 5PM. You can't see it, but I'm not giving a ****.
#3052 to #3051 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
Im baaaaaackkk
#3053 to #3052 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
And I was just thinking of leaving to play some 7 days to die and shoot some zombies in the faces. Oh well, guess I'll postpone it a bit. Sup?
#3054 to #3053 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
waahhh... my eyes are blurry.

and my nose is stuffed.
how have you been?
#3055 to #3054 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Less than 2 weeks left until the deadline when my paperwork was supposed to be done comes. I am slowly slipping into insanity, waiting for it. You?
#3056 to #3055 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I'm on a new med that makes my appetite vanish so I'm losing lots of weight.
#3057 to #3056 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Eh, people pay quite a bit for that sort of thing. The hell are you taking meds for?
#3058 to #3057 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
They're antidepressants.
#3059 to #3058 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured about a second after I posted that. Man, everyone and their grandma's on anti-depressants these days.
#3060 to #3059 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I'm kinda against them cause they make you dependent on them but I suppose its better than blowing my brains out.
#3061 to #3060 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
I guess. Personally, I prefer the age-old approach of just burying everything and letting it fester and rot you from the inside. Way cheaper than a gun or anti-depressants.
#3062 to #3061 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I had a hard time doing that. Eventually I just kinda break down.

Im bored.
#3063 to #3062 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
That means you just weren't burying deep enough.
#3064 to #3063 - venomousvalentine (08/07/2015) [-]
I made a dumblr.
#3065 to #3064 - thechosentroll (08/07/2015) [-]
Oh god.
#3066 to #3065 - venomousvalentine
(08/07/2015) [-]
The thing about tumblr is, it's like facebook. Don't add retards and you wont see retarded ****.

the only issue is I'm having a hard time finding blogs I want to follow, aside from some league blogs.
#3045 - venomousvalentine (08/06/2015) [-]
#3042 - venomousvalentine (08/03/2015) [-]
How you doin, boy.
#3043 to #3042 - thechosentroll (08/03/2015) [-]
Above average, I'd say. You?
#3044 to #3043 - venomousvalentine (08/03/2015) [-]
Thats good.
I'm doing ok myself too.
#3037 - venomousvalentine (07/31/2015) [-]
#3038 to #3037 - thechosentroll (07/31/2015) [-]
So, what? You started watching that dr. Pepper ad?
#3039 to #3038 - venomousvalentine (07/31/2015) [-]
I saw it ages ago.
#3040 to #3039 - thechosentroll (07/31/2015) [-]
Then what's with the jell-o bananas?
#3041 to #3040 - venomousvalentine (07/31/2015) [-]
I just thought it was funny.
#3032 - venomousvalentine (07/29/2015) [-]
#3033 to #3032 - thechosentroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Sup? Reading Vagabond right now. In the middle of some good ****. Replying could be slow.
#3034 to #3033 - venomousvalentine (07/29/2015) [-]
Ah I see. Do you have a DS by chance?
#3035 to #3034 - thechosentroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Nope. Not even sure where I could get one without spending a small fortune to deliver it.
#3036 to #3035 - venomousvalentine (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh I see.
#3021 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
#3022 to #3021 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
#3023 to #3022 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
how be.
#3024 to #3023 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Good. Better than usual, at least. Currently making pizza. Also recently started playing Planetside 2. Less than 24 hours and I've already managed to piss off half the playerbase. Turns out I almost instinctively picked the one class and weapon combination that all the metafags hate. So far I've been called a fag in 4 different languages. It's great.

#3025 to #3024 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
thats funny as ****.
I've just been playing GTA all week.
#3026 to #3025 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
How's the hooker killing business?
#3027 to #3026 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
I actually don't play this game like a maniac. I only really kill when I have to for a mission because the cops in gta5 are a ******* nightmare.

when im not doing missions I just drive recklessly as **** until I die.
#3028 to #3027 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I should play that sometimes just to see if the cops are really that tough. I mean, I've played Oblivion, where the guards are literally telepathic medieval robocops, so I doubt GTA V cops are all that bad.
#3029 to #3028 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
The cops arent as bad as people say, it's just super annoying because like...

you know how in the last gta you could park in an alley and be fine?
Well in this one they can ******* smell you. You literally have to drive constantly pulling off the sickest jukes, and their shooting accuracy is ******* outrageous.
#3030 to #3029 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Wow, almost as if they were trained professionals or something.
#3031 to #3030 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
Its just compared to the other games, they're not a complete joke.
#3010 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
god damn, I think I just got epilepsy...
#3011 to #3010 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's working. The point of the banner is to make anyone who comes to my profile comment about the banner, so I know they've been here. Great anti-stalker measure.
#3012 to #3011 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
that's precisely what I was doing, bravo.
#3013 to #3012 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Do I care why?
#3014 to #3013 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
No particular reason, was just taking a look. haven't been on in quite a long time and wanted to check out one of my favorite funnyjunkies.
#3015 to #3014 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
I feel like I should be flattered, but the only thing going through my head is "Wow, you have REALLY low standards.".
#3016 to #3015 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
Aw, kinda sad...

I would continue chatting, but planetside 2 just finished installing.
#3017 to #3016 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Have they finally optimized that thing a bit?
#3018 to #3017 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
no idea, but my old computer was able to run it, see how well this new one does.
#3019 to #3018 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Maybe I should finally download it and give it a shot.
#3020 to #3019 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
I've just been seeing it on fj lately and decided to load it up again, been looking for something new to play anyways.
#2995 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
#2996 to #2995 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Greetings, mortal.
#2997 to #2996 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
hows it going?
#2998 to #2997 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good. I was reading a manga called Vagabond until a second ago. It's some good ****. About legendary historic samurai slashing eachother up. In other news, today I spent 5 hours learning how to make a burrito. Kind of messed it up, but I'll probably get it right tomorrow. Or technically today, I guess, since it's 4AM. Man, good thing I could type with my eyes closed and one arm tired behind my back, because I can hardly see **** right now.

How are you doing? Any luck with the vet assistant thing?
#2999 to #2998 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
I've heard of it.

Appointment rescheduled agaiiiinnn..
#3000 to #2999 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Better late than never. Maybe something unexpected popped up. A veterinary clinic is still a clinic. Emergencies are emergencies, no matter what species the patient is. Either that or someone just didn't feel like dealing with applicants today. Happens sometimes.
#3001 to #3000 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
#3002 to #3001 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
OK, now you've got me wondering. Why'd you decide to apply for that of all things? You don't really seem like the type of person who's good at dealing with stress and animal bites.
#3003 to #3002 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
a close friend of the family is moving to japan. I'd be replacing him.
#3004 to #3003 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, son of a dick. I wanted to fit an "a cat is fine too" joke in my reply about the guy and working with cats and ****, but my brain is not cooperating. Useless pile of neurons. I should start making it pay rent.
#3005 to #3004 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
I see.
#3006 to #3005 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
It is currently 4:20.
#3007 to #3006 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
smoke weed everyday.
#3008 to #3007 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
No, damn it. You're supposed to say "nice". Haven't you seen the video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SpRZ295Xg
#3009 to #3008 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
I seen it b0ss.
#2976 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
#2977 to #2976 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Sup? Just to say it in advance, sorry if I'm a bit crass or call you a fag. I am currently being investigated by the FJ wrong opinion police. Officer ******* and Lieutenant ******* are being a bit annoying today, so I'm not in the most cheerful of moods.

So, how's it going?
#2979 to #2978 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
No one specific. Just my nicknames for the random people who like calling me a fag and thumbing me down. The summer is in full swing and the site is ripe with butthurt. It's odd, normally I love that stuff, but this year, I'm not really enjoying it much. Maybe because this time I'm so outnumbered. Usually, the summer ********** are caused by something like a TV show, like MLP or Legend of Korra, where the idiotic fans and the idiotic haters are pretty evenly matched. This year, however, it seems the ********* is going to be angry neckbeards and 12-yearolds, who hate women and everything about them vs. sane people. The sane people are horribly outnumbered. I try to piss off the neckbeards and they just swarm on me like the worlds' most opinionated bees. I can't do ****. It's a ******* massacre out there. ****** so bad, it may be violating some parts of the Geneva convention

Ok, maybe I AM slightly enjoying this. I've gotten unused to being hated. I should fix that.
#2980 to #2979 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
The worlds most opinionated bees. Quote of the year.
Hey wanna see how clean my room is?
#2981 to #2980 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Not really, but I assume you'll show me anyway.
#2983 to #2982 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
I don't want to alarm you, but there appears to be a large rat on your bed.

****, I feel oddly clean now. You should probably just gather all that crap into a big ball and toss it in the washing machine.
#2984 to #2983 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
probs. Im a lazy person.
#2985 to #2984 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Who isn't? But sometimes we have to clean out of necessity. I finally did the dishes today, after putting it off for almost a month. They we ******* moldy. **** was so disgusting it makes me want to do the dishes every day just to avoid it.
#2986 to #2985 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
On a separate note I have a job interview today.
#2987 to #2986 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
My usual advice applies. Try not to get stabbed.
#2988 to #2987 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
Vet assistant. Should be interesting.
#2989 to #2988 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
At a vets' clinic? Working with cats and dogs and ****? Oh boy. I hope you have a good tolerance for pain. Or gloves for handling cats. Those things go berserk around me.
#2990 to #2989 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
I should be ok.
#2991 to #2990 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Be wary around cats. They are evil.
#2992 to #2991 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
I have three.
#2993 to #2992 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
#2994 to #2993 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
The interview is tomorrow actually.