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#1972 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I start school today
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Try not to get stabbed.
User avatar #1965 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't know I blocked you.

Maybe you were a ****** to me in your past life or something.
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
No, I was an asshole to you in my current life. Also, something about never stepping into Friendly ever again.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
ebin, simply ebin.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Try using non-retarded words.
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
God, you make making fun of you way too easy.
#1963 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
#1959 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.


So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
#1948 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#1949 to #1948 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Remind me, why haven't I blocked you yet?
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Because you love me.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It's more like "tolerate". I'm a very tolerant person.
#1952 to #1951 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah you love me.
I've started streaming!

How are you?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
University starts in less than a month and I've been unable to think about anything but that for ages. I also can't sleep, so right now I'm half-dead, half-asleep and entirely pissed.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Why are you pissed?
good luck with uni. I go to public school in a week.
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck with that and I'm pissed, because I'm tired, I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't play videogames or listen to music, because I can't focus and I still have **** to do, while I will do despite wanting to murder someone right now.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps drugs would be a solution.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah, too expensive. Willpower's enough for now.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Also holy **** full AP sej is OP.
User avatar #1939 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
you mained Veigar rite?
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
A loooooong time ago, yes. It was a different time, filled with more elegant champs. I miss season 2.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
I remember telling u he sucked
but that was because I sucked back then
Veigar is boss
veigar is op
#1942 to #1941 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
In my usual Veigar game, where I wasn't horribly assraped by the enemy mid (which was often before they started giving every champ and their grandma a dash attack), a single Q would deal 800 damage and my full combo of Q, E, W, R, Q, could deal about 4000 damage. That's enough to kill a Cho'Gath. I could burst down a ******* Singed. SINGED! I've never managed to 1v1 that ****** with anything other than Veigar.

Veigar is one of the most amazing champs in the game if you can play him properly. However, he's now practically useless, since since season 3 any champ without escape mechanisms just gets fisted by every champ that does. You can't play jungle Veigar, mid Veigar is going to hate life, bot Veigar just isn't possible, top Veigar gets *********** and support Veigar is just an insult to Veigar players everywhere - all 5 of them.
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
dude no, he's OP

but yea, I guess he gets screwed over by AD assasins.. and Talon/Zed are hot atm

But his AOE stun is OP OP
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I've managed to stun the entire enemy team many times. The best part is that so few people play Veigar that they don't even realize what he's capable of.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, he's secretely op
He does have his weaknesses though
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Yup, the problem is that in the current meta those weaknesses matter a lot. In the older metas, it was OK for a champ to be slow or squishy, as long as they did tons of damage. Now, it's all about control - who jumps the farthest, who stuns the longest, who has the best AoE. That's why squishy champs and squishy champs get ****** over. All the champs with jumps and dashes instantly get to you and destroy you and even if they don't get to you right away, you can't run away. Like how Mordekaiser is now useless. He used to be amazing, because of his shield, which meant that as long as he can do damage he's tanky, but now that everyone has stun, you just stun the ****** and kill him, because he can't use abilities while stunned.
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, situational Banshee's could help his utility a lot
User avatar #1930 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Is it true that only riot employees can have RIOT on their name?
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, kind of. You can use words like Rioting, you just can't use riot as a separate word.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
That means I had a game with one of the designers.

Damn...he sucks major dick in this game
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
He may have just been testing something to see how it looks ingame. You don't have to be good at LoL to work at Rito.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
In ranked?
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
**** if I know. It's possible.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh well.

You think he can get me banned if I told him in-game to stick to designing?
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
This is Rito, of course he can.
#1938 to #1937 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]

Thanks anyways
User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
What is it?
#1921 to #1920 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If I say "no" will you go away?
#1923 to #1922 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
ah, nope, sorry.

How are you chosen?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like **** , my head hurts and I'm currently watching **** on youtube.
#1925 to #1924 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
Are you sick or why?
Take some ibuprofen or something, maybe sleep more regularly.

oooh, watcha watching?<3
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I just randomly have these days where I wake up feeling like **** and my head hurts for no reason. Also, I found a new channel I'd never seen before. It caters to my interest in pointy objects. www.youtube.com/channel/UCNKcMBYP_-18FLgk4BYGtfw
#1927 to #1926 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
awww, poor chosen
maybe you should pay attention to your diet? Or pick up some hobbies that keep stress levels low

oooh I like pointy objects
#1909 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
#1911 to #1910 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Getting around to playing more Katawa shoujo.
And you?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Silently judging you for playing that game, while trying to muster the will do to anything. ******* heat wave. It's so hot I've lost the will to do anything that requires any type of motion, which apparently includes gaming and reading. I've been trying to work up the willpower to do anything for about 2 hours now. Still nothing.
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel it.
Sometimes chairs and beds just end up having more gravity at the end of the day. What a strange phenomenon.

I enjoy it so far.
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, this feels different. It's not a " **** it, I'm too tired to move." lack of willpower. It's more of a "If I move, I'm going to start sweating again." type. I have the physical ability and energy to do **** , I just don't want to, since I can almost hear myself sweating if I do any form of physical exertion.
#1915 to #1914 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate... the laser air conditioner.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't have one. Usually don't need one, either. It's just this heat wave that's ******* everything up.
#1917 to #1916 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate the fans?
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
That actually generates even MORE heat, which means I'm going to ******* die if I turn it off, which I have to, since it's too loud to fall asleep while it's working.
User avatar #1905 - nomora (08/13/2014) [-]
You might like Aphorism. Not as dark as Berserk but the execution was spot on.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm getting kind of a Battle Royale vibe from the synopsis. Is it like that or more similar to the Another style of "you're all going to die for ******** reasons."
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - nomora (08/13/2014) [-]
Nope, failure in the events equal death, instead of just dying by being near someone.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Oooooooooh, so basically an "F stands for " ******* DEAD!" situation? Neat. That should be interesting.
#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
#1895 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You should watch shiki. Seems right up your alley.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, doesn't seem all that interesting to me.
#1897 to #1896 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
It seems ******* perfect for you tho.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, ****** up **** happens and there's a guy in a lab coat. That's normally my cup of tea, but in this case it's just not grabbing me. Maybe if I'm bored enough I'll watch it, but right now I have better stuff to do.
#1899 to #1898 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Bitch gets her head ran over. Vampire trickaroo.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
I watched The Human Centipede while eating chocolate ice cream. ****** up **** does not impress me easily.
#1901 to #1900 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Not like its actual gore. But its a good anime.

#1888 - jettom ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
hi weeb.   
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
hi weeb.
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
User avatar #1889 to #1888 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
What trip? I haven't even looked for new anime in ages.
#1890 to #1889 - jettom ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.    
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
#1892 to #1891 - jettom ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his 			*******		 life, but he's scammed by every 			*******		 human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his ******* life, but he's scammed by every ******* human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.

Tonegawa's (De)Motivational Speech (from Kaiji)
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
Nice speech. I'll keep the show in mind.
#1894 to #1893 - jettom ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
It's filled with 			****		 like that. It's just beautiful.
It's filled with **** like that. It's just beautiful.
User avatar #1885 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #1886 to #1885 - thechosentroll (07/19/2014) [-]
You may go die in a fire.
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
ok, thanks for at least replying.
#1883 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I got it.   
You're basically house.
I got it.

You're basically house.
#1862 to #1861 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Strange, random and kind of gay. So, is this a selfie or something?
#1863 to #1862 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I am from the desert.
I would love a fluffly pink guile suit to strut around in for ***** and giggles.

Anyhow whats up.
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much. Still waiting for those university results. Just three more days until I find out if it's time to celebrate or punch a hole through a wall.
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh man. Well heres to crossing fingers. I hope you get in.

My friend is making me play cripple girl simulator 2012
User avatar #1866 to #1865 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Katawa Shoujo? Ugh god, I hope you're not a fan of reading, because if you've seen proper writing, that thing is going to seem horrible. So slooooooooooooooow. Also, avoid the asshole brigade - Pinkie McDrillhair and Specs the amazing bitch.
#1867 to #1866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm barely into it. The analogies are good but hisao is a goddamn retard it seems.

Eh. I'll probably go for rin.

How do I avoid being pushed of the roof?
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
By not being a dumbass, mostly. Just don't hurt anyones' feelings and you'll be good. On my first try I intentionally pissed everyone off just to see what happens. Kenji happened. If you're going for a specific route, just look up a flowchart or something. It just turns it from a game into a visual novel.
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it.. not a visual novel?..
Got it.

Why do I have to play as this asshole?
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, **** . Almost forgot to reply. Saw something shiny and got distracted. Anyway, there is a simply explanation as to why Hisao has the mental capacity of a lobotomized chimpanzee - the game is made by /a/. See, /a/ is the chamber of the great council of otakus , which slightly overlaps with the great council of neckbeards, , which means that, despite this being a western production, they have to make it as cliche and anime-y as possible. That means they have to include as many stereotypes as possible. You've got:
The sexually and all-round oblivious MC in the form of Hisao, just like every MC in a romance anime ever.
The shy, quiet one, which all the fans like, in the form of Hanako, just like characters like Hinata
The overly nice and motherly one, who's actually got a heavy burden - Lilly, just like a ******* of characters whos' names I can't remember. Like that captain from Bleach. The one with the braid.
Overly sporty one - Emi
The hidden genius that looks like they're high 25/7 and none of what they say makes sense unless you can think in 5 dimensions - Rin
Bossy bitch with glasses (they even made her to the "adjust glasses and they shine like ******* 200 000 watt fog lights" thing) - Shizune
The hyperactive one (bonus points for the stereotypical pink hair) - Misha
The paranoid comic relief, who does crazy and random **** - Kenji.

It could have had a proper story and characters, but alas, they decided to make it a waifu simulator rather than a proper ******* novel.
#1871 to #1870 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like I'd be able to connect most with rin.

I don't know, something about a lax attitude, not necessarily shy, just someone who only talks when they feel they need to, and has something to say when they do.
A quiet observer kind of attitude.

Someone you could legit just lay back in the same room as silently and they'd still count it as quality time.
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's more or less Rin. She's one of the better-written routes, so you'll probably like it if you can get past the mind-numbingly slow pace. God, I still don't get why they spend a solid 20% of time describing everything. It's a ******* visual novel. We can SEE what's happening. If they'd just dropped that, it might have been an actual good read.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Meh, it seems alright so far. Nothing spectacular or underwhelming either.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing that made it suck for me. You're just "OK, this is pretty unremarkable, but something cool should happen soon. *two hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now *5 hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany mi- oh, it's over.". I dunno, maybe it's because I got Hanako.
#1875 to #1874 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I used to read so much in the desert, but I sold my books to afford the move.

Maybe I should go to a book store.
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Or you could just look up books online.
#1877 to #1876 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats not quite the same for me man.

Although the frustration of constantly fiddling with the fickle pages of a book is a little inconvenient.

Maybe its because I never had a bookmark.
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure what a bookmark is.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Usually a very small rope or a long thin laminated card like a stretched out debit card that goes between the pages.
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Why not just use a regular piece of paper?
#1882 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Im leaving my house for the first time in months today. Even if it is to just go to the book store.
User avatar #1881 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I could, I just always forgot or was too lazy so I never bothered. I just dogeared the page.
#1860 - thegayman ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu (07/09/2014) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this **** here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other **** to play.
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