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User avatar #1619 - freedomreturns (01/27/2014) [-]
Hey man, was just wondering:
How the fuck do you play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - thechosentroll (01/27/2014) [-]
Remove sanity. Replace with dwarves.
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - freedomreturns (01/27/2014) [-]
No seriously.
How do?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - thechosentroll (01/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea. I just sort of read stuff in the wiki and figured shit out as I went. Took about 2 weeks. By then, since I knew what most of the symbols were supposed to be (like smiley faces are dwarves, some letters are trees, commas are grass, that sort of thing), I just saw dwarves, trees and grass instead of odd symbols and the game started making sense. Then again, I'm a pretty quick learner, so it may vary from person to person.
#1617 to #1616 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
1. Yes, I've seen it.
2. Am I gonna have to get a restraining order?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah man. Its not like Im stalking. I just message you once in a while.
#1610 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
Hihi.
#1611 to #1610 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
What is it this time?
#1612 to #1611 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
Nothin. Whats up?
User avatar #1623 to #1612 - alphagex (01/28/2014) [-]
0kay what kinda fuck up comic are u reading? and iam not stalking u i was sending a message to the chosen looot
#1613 to #1612 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
It's monday, I'm up to my nipples in bullshit and math homework, the level of bullshit's going to rise tomorrow, so I'm not really looking forward to that, my head hurts like I'm being skullfucked with a fork and my first idea for a reply to that question was "Fuck off and go die in a hole!". Everything's just peachy. You?
#1614 to #1613 - snakefire (01/20/2014) [-]
I'll leave you alone then.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - thechosentroll (01/20/2014) [-]
Good call.
User avatar #1608 - drooms (01/18/2014) [-]
weeaboo
User avatar #1607 - royalwerewolf (01/18/2014) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuup
#1594 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I finished franken fran.

What was your favorite chapter?

I like the one with the roach colony a lot. And the one where fran played plastic surgeon for her school.
#1595 to #1594 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
The ones with Gavrill. Especially the clone wars one. Shit was cash. Definitely a tie between that one and the flying spaghetti monster chapter.
#1596 to #1595 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
The fucked up ones are neat, but I like the ones where fran was genuinely nice, like when she read the story to everyone.

I also liked the one with the actors.

How tall do you think fran is?
#1597 to #1596 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
Well, she IS japanese and seems to be 18-25, so I'm guessing around 160cm or so.
#1598 to #1597 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
Isn't she made from the parts of European women?

she looks pretty tall in some frames and pretty short in others.
#1599 to #1598 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
All people seem short when standing next to someone tall. Plus, she's pretty slender, so it creates the illusion that she's taller than she actually is when there's no base for comparison. Still, she's quite a bit shorter than most people, so I'm sticking with my 160 thing. The author/artist is waaaaaaaaaay too good at anatomy to accidentally her height.
#1600 to #1599 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.

But I would imagine she's about 170.

I guess we wont know for sure anytime soon.

Hopefully it will be revealed or easier to tell in the anime.
#1601 to #1600 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
Wait, what? Anime?
Wait, what? Anime?
#1602 to #1601 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
I havent seen any solid evidence, but I was told by a few people it would be out sometime mid 2014.

also I've got exactly 300 fran pics.
#1603 to #1602 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
I fail to see how the 300 thing is relevant and I seriously hope this isn't someone shitting with me, because I would murder half the people on the anime board for this. Well, I'd murder half the people on the anime board for a Klondike bar, but still.
#1604 to #1603 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
[2:16:38 PM] Prince Venomous: can I get some links please?
[2:16:38 PM] AI: or it could be done as a free for all war
[2:16:44 PM] AI: what
[2:16:51 PM] AI: just google baka-updates manga franken fran

Yeah, I hope so too. I'm a little naive and I believe stuff to easily..
#1605 to #1604 - thechosentroll (01/17/2014) [-]
I never trust anything or anyone. Still, even I feel that shimmer of hope in my heart. Or is that gas? Well, whatever it is, I'm feeling it and I seriously hope there's some truth to this, because I will watch the FUCK out of a Franken Fran anime. Especially if it's actual new stuff instead of just half-assedly redoing the manga, because, let's face it, we all know they'll never pull off the charming, glorious, anatomically correct flesh and gore when they have to actually animate it.
#1606 to #1605 - snakefire (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah they're going to have to greatly downscale the gore...

shame..

I'd even be happy with a reboot of the manga as long as I get to see fran animated.

Franken Fran Drama CD Prologue
#1588 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
You said you want an internet fight with someone who isn't completely retarded. I am only half retarded, so here you go.

Your taste is shit, you only enjoy entry level shit, you watch violence for the sake of violence and have appalling standards in quality, bitch about aesthetic choices and use the anime and manga board like your own personal anime blog. Why don't you fuck off to whatever random board shithole you came from and check your number. I bet it will be called soon, and then you can get your turn for sucking admins cock, you fucking piece of human refuse.

I hope these are enough legitimate insults and half relevant attacks on your person that you can happily argue with someone. I will check back in the morning, and am happy to continue this until you get bored.

Until then.
#1589 to #1588 - thechosentroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's not as fun when you're both doing it for the sake of arguing. Plus, I agree with most of that.
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow, way to ruin my fun. Fine, I'll take the piss out of your next legitimate post.
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - thechosentroll (01/16/2014) [-]
>Legitimate
>Me

Lel. You do realize that I'm the anime equivalent of a casual, right? Nothing I ever post on that board can be considered serious, legitimate or anything other than shitposting. Most of my stuff's just a desperate attempt to liven up the place a bit.
#1592 to #1591 - bababadsheep (01/16/2014) [-]
You knew what I meant, the next time that you post there and I am around to see it. Unless you are try'na start summin right now and 'ere m8, and im say you best be checking yousself right now, because wow, full retard m8y.
#1571 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I just came here to talk to you actually. But I saw the guy who wanted to know about fran, so I tried explaining it in a way that didn't reveal too much. I've been trying to hold back on spoiling because people told me I'm bad with that.

Anyhow, I'm actually pretty good at explaining things most of the time.

How are you then?
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, it's monday and I hate life. All in all, the usual.
#1575 to #1572 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Yeaaahhh. I don't know how I can be so energetic and lethargic at the same time. Its a bit of a paradox really.

Is it the "I hate life" like there's something wrong, or the "I hate life" as in you don't feel like doing anything but you have shit you have to do?
User avatar #1577 to #1575 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
It's the "I want to punch every human being I see in the throat" version of "I hate life". I don't mind the fact that I have shit to do. The problem is the dipshits that I have to deal with while doing it.
#1579 to #1577 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
It's times like this where I'm grateful for my extreme patience.
User avatar #1581 to #1579 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm patient as fuck. I just don't want to deal with people. I'll still get everything done with no issues and (sadly) no throat punching, but it doesn't mean I'll like it.
#1582 to #1581 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Well that's good. But my kind of patience is like.. It takes a lot for me to actually get frustrated.

Yours is less patience and more tenacity. Of which I don't have.

You get frustrated and keep going. I don't get frustrated easily, but when I do, I quit.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but that's why I'm almost always pissed.
User avatar #1567 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
What's franken fran about?
#1569 to #1567 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Snakefire's not the best at explaining. No idea why he's on my profile anyway. Anyway, it's about a girl called Fran Madaraki, who's the "daughter" of the worlds' greatest surgeon - dr. Maradaki. "Daughter" is a relative term, due to the fact that she's practically a cute version of Frankensteins' monster. The doctor's often (almost always) traveling and away, so Fran watches over his lab and its' residents. Occasionally, clients come in need of one hell of a surgeon, looking for the doctor, but since he's usually not there, Fran helps them instead. She's quite the surgeon, needless to say, and always performs the operations flawlessly. Kind of. It's the "more than you bargained for" type of story, where the patients get what they wanted, but often at a horrific and/or hilarious price. You know, extra limbs, not enough limbs, two people sharing a body, a nun in a bikini, getting turned into the flying spaghetti monster (I shit you not), that sort of thing.

It's entertaining as fuck, has the most glorious, anatomically correct gore I've seen outside of real life, it's silly as hell in the later chapters and half the chapters were made just because the artist/writer "felt like drawing that". Seriously, he even wrote it at the ends of a couple. Highly recommend it. www.batoto.net/read/_/29610/franken-fran_v1_ch1_by_snoopycool

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see if I'll need a restraining order against snakefire.
#1568 to #1567 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Its about a girl that was made out of a bunch of other girls by an extremely skilled surgeon, and she took up his line of work, and the entire series is about her misadventures in mutilation, reparation, and mangled debauchery.
User avatar #1585 to #1568 - aerosol (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't know what the fuck thechosentroll is bitching about. You summed it up pretty well, other than mention that the "his" in question was her father.
#1586 to #1585 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I tried my best.
#1570 to #1568 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
The hell you doing on my profile? Am I gonna have to block you? I just got vincento to stop stalking me a couple of weeks ago. I don't need more stalkers.
#1587 to #1570 - vincento (01/13/2014) [-]
I never stopped.

Although I'm flattered you actually remembered my username, I decided it's better not to bother you with my annoying presence.
Cheers.
#1573 to #1570 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm sensing hostility.

No, I'm no stalker. I've got better things to do.

I came by to have a conversation, saw aeosols comment and decided to answer him, then after that, I forgot why I came to your profile in the first place and left.
#1574 to #1573 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
Yes, I'm being hostile. I'm a very hostile person. Especially when I'm sleep-deprived.
#1576 to #1574 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
Alright, well I'll leave you alone entirely if you like.
User avatar #1578 to #1576 - thechosentroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, do whatever the hell you like. I'm not the "random conversation" kind of person anyway.
#1580 to #1578 - snakefire (01/13/2014) [-]
K then. Cya.
#1550 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Gib me your fran folder
#1551 to #1550 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaw no, you scrawny, gay midget. That's MY thing. Plus, I don't know how to dropbox.
#1552 to #1551 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Neither do I actually.

Wow rood.
#1553 to #1552 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Eh, what difference does it make? You change your mascots more often than Phanny changes his underwear.
#1554 to #1553 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I've always changed mascots so much because I havent found one I really like.

I've always said that is has to be macabre, expressive, and cute.

Well, I finally found what I was looking for.
#1555 to #1554 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
Wait, have you even read the damn manga? You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor. Plus, most of my pics are just stuff I cropped from the manga after going through it a second time. Just do the same.
#1556 to #1555 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
>You don't seem like the type who'd be into glorious gratuitous gore, surgical jokes and dark humor.

What.

I'm reading the manga now and cropping shit as I go, plus the aid of google, zerochan, DA, and tumblr.
#1557 to #1556 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Then just keep doing that. By the looks of things, you've got more pics of her than I do. Makes sense, considering I only cropped pics I thought I could use.
#1558 to #1557 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
Ive got about 200 images already.
#1559 to #1558 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
I have 31.
I have 31.
#1561 to #1560 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
See, this is why I only have 31. In that situation, I would have posted this pic. I have few pics, but each of them has a specific use and I know when and how to use it instead of just posting a random pic each time. Plus, if I had too many, I'd lose track of them and completely forget about most of them.
#1562 to #1561 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
I did have that picture, but I felt the face was too solemn for it to convey the emotion properly.
#1563 to #1562 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, of course you did.
#1565 to #1564 - thechosentroll (01/12/2014) [-]
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
We'll just see how long you'll stick with that mascot.
#1566 to #1565 - snakefire (01/12/2014) [-]
She's PERFECT! I'm gonna keep her. At least as long as I kept knuckles. Which was a year.
#1548 - waitingformydeath (01/04/2014) [-]
wat did you watch over your winter break?
wat did you watch over your winter break?
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Black Lagoon and some Gintama. Mostly played games.
User avatar #1547 - drooms (12/30/2013) [-]
**drooms rolled a random comment #2 posted by tehbestever at Gotta love the tf2's ** :
pls
#1541 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
hunting (I mean bolt action) rifles are boring as all fuck.   
You should try pistol shooting at least once in your life, it changes most peoples minds about it.
hunting (I mean bolt action) rifles are boring as all fuck.
You should try pistol shooting at least once in your life, it changes most peoples minds about it.
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like shooting all that much. Sure, shooting at live things that can get away and having to spend half a fucking hour stalking them around is fun, but spending money to shoot at a piece of cardboard seems boring as fuck.
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
I obviously can't tell you how you'd feel doing it, but think of it as like an extension of your arm that slings solid metal slugs out at the target as fast as you can pull the trigger, and whatever the target is gets absolutely raped mag after mag.

maybe since you're not particularly interested, maybe just rent the most ridiculous thing they have available like a .50 desert eagle just to make it interesting to see if you can even control the thing?
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
Too stingy. Pass.
#1545 to #1544 - waitingformydeath (12/22/2013) [-]
alritey then   
 I need to work on my ability to persuade people
alritey then
I need to work on my ability to persuade people
#1546 to #1545 - thechosentroll (12/22/2013) [-]
As someone who's quite good at it, having convinced dosins of people to watch anime I like, a couple hundred to watch Hellsing Abridged, 5 people to start playing Dwarf Fortress (no easy task, mind you) and several people to show me their tits, I'll give you a free tip. It's a bit like fishing. Don't try to convince someone who doesn't show interest. Throw the bait, but if no one bites, don't force it. If they bite, pull the rod quickly with a short description of exactly why the thing's awesome, keeping it simple and easy to understand. Then you gradually add more details to the explanation as you reel them in. Simple in theory, but quite difficult in practice, as it requires a sum of patience.
As someone who's quite good at it, having convinced dosins of people to watch anime I like, a couple hundred to watch Hellsing Abridged, 5 people to start playing Dwarf Fortress (no easy task, mind you) and several people to show me their tits, I'll give you a free tip. It's a bit like fishing. Don't try to convince someone who doesn't show interest. Throw the bait, but if no one bites, don't force it. If they bite, pull the rod quickly with a short description of exactly why the thing's awesome, keeping it simple and easy to understand. Then you gradually add more details to the explanation as you reel them in. Simple in theory, but quite difficult in practice, as it requires a sum of patience.
#1535 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh that picture, seen it couple times before, but i must agre.


Not ban worthy.
#1538 to #1535 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
That's a Nurgle......... slowpoke..................................... damn, Warhammer has awesome fanart.
#1539 to #1538 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I got a small folder if you want.
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll pass.
#1532 - hellscythe (12/12/2013) [-]
why are you so tall?
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - thechosentroll (12/12/2013) [-]
Because I'm not short.
#1534 to #1533 - hellscythe (12/12/2013) [-]
you must hit your head on every door frame at that height
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - thechosentroll (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I'll pass. I got this whole "only level 400 user to never change their avatar even once" thing going on. If you can't beat a record, be the first to set one.
#1536 to #1529 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I am afraid you are not the only one. To my record i have been using the same for all time. Excpet that one time i added the crown.
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
Still counts as a change.
User avatar #1530 to #1529 - drooms (12/09/2013) [-]
It would look fantastic but you're choice
User avatar #1531 to #1530 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
no he's thechosentroll
#1524 - konradkurze (12/08/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
is TheChosenTroll a marine from the black legion
User avatar #1527 to #1524 - paradox (12/08/2013) [-]
**paradox rolls 5**
#1525 to #1524 - thechosentroll (12/08/2013) [-]
What are you doing on my profile?
#1521 - kinginthenorth (12/02/2013) [-]
You best have this in your DF folder
#1522 to #1521 - thechosentroll (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, it makes me feel a bit violated, but it's too good to pass up. Thanks.
#1523 to #1522 - kinginthenorth (12/02/2013) [-]
You don't feel violated until you've see this.
#1518 - vincento (11/27/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Want+to+become+an+FJ+mod/text/4903122/

Please don't forget to apply for the moderator status.
-fj support group
#1519 to #1518 - thechosentroll (11/27/2013) [-]
Only one liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle problem. I don't want to be a mod. Frankly, it's pretty lame. The only real benefit is that you can boast about your status and get drunk with power like Tangelo Dick. Sadly, however, I'm not the megalomaniac type, so it doesn't interest me.
#1520 to #1519 - vincento (11/27/2013) [-]
Ye, I know, I got the memo first time you got demoded.
User avatar #1517 - desacabose (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that anon is murrloc drawing attention to himself, again
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