Hello sir. You are probably unaware, but you are in fact a ****** .

I'm sorry to tell you this, I rushed here as fast as possible. I was journeying through Africa where I met a stunning young gentlemen who looked astonishingly like you. My curiosity peaked, I had a conversation with the man which turned out to be exactly like yours:

"Yeah, dawg, I know that bitch, he my sister's great grand nefffeeew."

And, suddenly I realized, my good man, that you are indeed







A ******

don't forget you're ****** !!!

(see dat spelling error? Its not an error.)

-Jared Gaines (You're friendly neighborhood J-Rad)