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#770 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
is samuel sewall ur dad
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User avatar #771 to #770 - themabymaby (07/28/2015) [-]
that was me
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User avatar #772 to #771 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I am a direct descendant of him, or so my grandmother believes for what she's found out about my grandfather's family.
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User avatar #773 to #772 - themabymaby (07/28/2015) [-]
Yes I know this is the third time u tell me but is he ur dad
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User avatar #774 to #773 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
He's long dead.

And I get asked pretty often if I'm related to him. He must be some part of the media **** lately.
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User avatar #775 to #774 - themabymaby (07/28/2015) [-]
Nah man.

Have a look at www.blankmediagames.com
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User avatar #767 - schnizel (07/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #768 to #767 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk better not be starting chain mail....
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User avatar #769 to #768 - schnizel (07/27/2015) [-]
:^)
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#766 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
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#761 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Tongue.**
how will sewallman doom mankind
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User avatar #762 to #761 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I do have some pretty genocidal opinions...
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#763 to #762 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
sewallman shall kill us all with cthulhu french kissing
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#764 to #763 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll picture*"**
**Sewallman rolled image**
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#765 to #764 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
Red alert 2 intro

sewallman begins
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#757 - mudkipfucker (07/26/2015) [-]
soon all of funnyjunk will be sewallman content :p
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User avatar #758 to #757 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'll stop
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User avatar #759 to #758 - mudkipfucker (07/26/2015) [-]
please dont, i need content to comment on and joshlol doesnt post much anymore
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User avatar #760 to #759 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Nah, I should sleep a bit before I go to work in a few hours.
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User avatar #751 to #750 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Awh, I was hoping to reach 100 by now
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User avatar #753 to #751 - mudkipfucker (07/26/2015) [-]
it got to 52 last time i looked
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User avatar #755 to #753 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Admin needs to keep the notifications stacked.. Then when you click the number, it brings you to a page that has the thumbnails and a page of all of them.

That'd be nifty.
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User avatar #756 to #755 - mudkipfucker (07/26/2015) [-]
i think it does
either that or you uploaded 59 pictures in one go lol
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User avatar #752 to #751 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm kidding.. It's one of those days where I'm just feeling anxious and replying to comments and such helps keep my mind off things.
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User avatar #754 to #752 - mudkipfucker (07/26/2015) [-]
no problem, keep up the posting, it keeps FJ alive
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#749 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
dont mind me im just being a faggot
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User avatar #746 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
ever hear you look like Jesus?
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User avatar #747 to #746 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Lots,
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User avatar #748 to #747 - badmotorfinger (07/26/2015) [-]
personally I think that's pretty dope. embrace it
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#743 - falloutsurvivor (07/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor rolled user lordsepulchure ** sewallman will troll this person today
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User avatar #745 to #744 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Pshh.. I spent the day at Valleyfair. I haven't slept since 1pm yesterday and I have to go to work at 11 tonight.

I don't have time for you.. Sorry.. but yeahh
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#741 - falloutsurvivor (07/23/2015) [-]
your kids need a bit more variety in what they spill
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#739 - scozie (07/22/2015) [-]
I'll suck your edick if you sticky my comment.
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User avatar #740 to #739 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
I only sticky pictures of my children

Reminds me of who I come here to escape from
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#742 to #740 - scozie (07/23/2015) [-]
Gonna be honest, he looks like he's holding the two girls back in the car to stop them from fighting some bitch in front that came in from the inside lane. I feel awkward saying I'll suck your edick in front of your kids, but I know they can't read spoilers so it's fine.
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#733 - megaflak (07/21/2015) [-]
was stumbling through my favorites and saw your beard post.

pics or it didnt happen
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User avatar #732 - mrsnowballs (07/20/2015) [-]
/user/mrsnowballs/5976#5976 which one you like best?
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#721 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
*pokes sewallman with a stick*
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User avatar #722 to #721 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**Sewallman rolls You can be careless with your money and not have people blame it on your sex**
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#723 to #722 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
*pokes sewallman with pointy sticks*

tell me about yourself bruh...what do you get up to
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User avatar #724 to #723 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
I haven't slept yet. I gotta drive my wife to work in an hour and watch kids until like five pm
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#725 to #724 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
stay at home dad?
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User avatar #726 to #725 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
I work two jobs, one over night and another during the day.

I'm quitting my day job though.
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#727 to #726 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
whats the night job youre keeping
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User avatar #728 to #727 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
Cleaning floors in a skyways system.
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#729 to #728 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
so.....a janitor
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User avatar #730 to #729 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
*industrial cleaner

but yes, a janitor. I sweep and mop.. that's about it.
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#731 to #730 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
yfw

dat abba zabba....he yo only friend
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#718 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Dungeons and/or dragons.**
sewallman must make oc of this
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#719 to #718 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
hereyago
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#720 to #719 - falloutsurvivor (07/20/2015) [-]
u cheeky cunt

if I could thumb you I would
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#702 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
/Praise+be+he/funny-pictures/5620325/ I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but botched/straighpride is still being a crybaby about you
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User avatar #717 to #702 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
The fact that he commented on this without you even mentioning him says a lot.

He can post his ****** out of context content. I don't care. The ******* just looking for some cheapo thumbs that he won't get.
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#707 to #706 - botchedwedding (07/20/2015) [-]
You are such a little bitch. This is making my day
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#708 to #707 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
>Getting mad
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#710 to #709 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Hey top mod. Some mod just permanently banned me and they said that I need to come home because my mom and dad miss me. He called me david. I have no ******* idea what is going on.

My username is onefousandmellums.

Please help
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#711 to #710 - botchedwedding (07/20/2015) [-]
who the **** is david and onefousandmellons?
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#712 to #711 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
IDK but why do you care?
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#713 to #712 - botchedwedding (07/20/2015) [-]
I don't. I'm trying to understand what you are saying about a david and mellons
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#714 to #713 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Then why do you not do research

Do I have to hold your hand?
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#697 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Fiery poops.**
what makes sewallman such a badass
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User avatar #698 to #697 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Bad ass, stop that.
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#699 to #698 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
badass

badass

BADASS

one word
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User avatar #700 to #699 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Well if it's giving me fiery poo's.. It's a bad ass.
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#701 to #700 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
i will put indian spices and curry powder in everything you eat

them tater tots will become weapons of ass destruction
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#695 - fioraismywaifu (07/19/2015) [-]
**fioraismywaifu used "*roll picture*"**
**fioraismywaifu rolled image**sup cunt
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#696 to #695 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
not **** you?
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#690 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
that moment....when Minnesota sewallman sits on his couch wearing sorel bots and a north face jacket, eating hot dish and drinking caribou coffee while listening to prince
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User avatar #691 to #690 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Well. I'm at my desk
without a shirt on, I had to clean vomit at work tonight
my shoes are off, I walk a few miles every night at work
my wife isn't here to make me food
my wife isn't here to make me coffee
and I'm listening to a shark vacuum infomercial while *********** .
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#692 to #691 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
was just taking the piss out of minnesota stereotypes
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User avatar #693 to #692 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
I do love hot dish, but we call it tater tot casserole
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#694 to #693 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
sewallman with hot dish
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