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User avatar #872 - admin (08/18/2015) [-]
you should make a post on how to get thumbs
User avatar #873 to #872 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
But, you already did!

I usually give advice to newer users who upload a few times a day
User avatar #874 to #873 - advice (08/19/2015) [-]
you do what now?
User avatar #875 to #874 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I.. I have no clue..
User avatar #866 - brcstar (08/17/2015) [-]
CONTENT RANKINGS
Position Username Content Thumbs
1. joshlol 1415583 thumbs
2. Sewallman 963709 thumbs
3. brcstar 928523 thumbs

;_;
User avatar #868 to #866 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Today can be yours. I haven't slept in 26 hours and I still have another 4-5 hours until I can sleep. I'm too tired for **** posting.
User avatar #870 to #868 - brcstar (08/17/2015) [-]
I can't, I'm on vacation. No PC.
User avatar #871 to #870 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Ah, that's probably the only reason why I got ahead.
It was a steady run, I was stuck at 70,000 thumbs behind you for about 5 days straight.
User avatar #867 to #866 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
let's spam content to prevent him getting #1 !
User avatar #876 to #867 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Hey, you said spam.. Not whore,
User avatar #869 to #867 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Good luck,
User avatar #850 - rui (08/16/2015) [-]
Ahh #2. Reminds me of the time I was #21. gg dude
User avatar #851 to #850 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
post 50 quality contents a day for a week, you'll become number 15-ish
User avatar #854 to #851 - rui (08/16/2015) [-]
Really? I only got that high by just posting Yugioh comps and about 5 reposts a day. 50 sounds like a big number.
User avatar #855 to #854 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Just browse 5 sites at a time and everytime something makes you chuckle, share it with FJ. That's what I do

But I database search. I search a keyword and browse what the websites have for that keyword.
User avatar #856 to #855 - rui (08/16/2015) [-]
****** entitled ****** right there! Damn how come you AREN'T #1? You're the type of person admin has PMs with.
User avatar #857 to #856 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I can't tell if that's sarcastic
User avatar #858 to #857 - rui (08/16/2015) [-]
Nah it's cool. Just that if you're posting 50 posts per day, you're contributing more than almost anybody on this site.
User avatar #859 to #858 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Also, when I'm at work, I'll think of ideas for making pictures. Some I do, others I don't.

I've gotten 13 OC awards, but a lot most of the stuff I make isn't good enough quality to be admin approved OC. I've made comps, I've made comics but I mostly just add new captions to pictures for when I make stuff.

For a while, everyone knew me as the coin guy because of my 6 or so coin comps.
User avatar #860 to #859 - rui (08/16/2015) [-]
Yea I remember that.

Also it sucks that OC doesn't get nearly as many thumbs as reposts. Just makes you think that you're better off with reposting. Still, they're so fun to make.
User avatar #848 to #847 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Wait.. What..?
#842 - falloutsurvivor (08/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor puts sewallman in a headlock and atomic noogies him**
User avatar #843 to #842 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Holy **** , I did not get a notification for this.
#844 to #843 - falloutsurvivor (08/11/2015) [-]
well youre noogied and theres no going back
User avatar #845 to #844 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Dam
User avatar #835 - maybetraffy (08/11/2015) [-]
oh. thanks
User avatar #836 to #835 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Did you read the comment with it? You were asking when something would get fixed in askamod.

I used that as an example, the **** doesn't work yet. Admin never finished it.
User avatar #837 to #836 - maybetraffy (08/11/2015) [-]
yes I saw the description of the item, but a gift is a gift and I am thankful
User avatar #838 to #837 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Ah, okay well have a great night.
#831 to #830 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Well hi
#832 to #831 - greedtheavaricious (08/09/2015) [-]
Do you think you could put some clothes on?
User avatar #824 to #823 - vladi (08/08/2015) [-]
Just for you, pretty boy.
User avatar #825 to #824 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I don't really ever repost from imgur,

I post in trends. Right now it's a hero trend. I have 5 different websites that database everything posted to them, so I search different keywords and give FJ content that will get googly searched.
#827 to #825 - vladi (08/08/2015) [-]
Tomato, tomato.
User avatar #828 to #827 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've also gotten admin approved OC 13 times and given away the awards.
I've posted comics that I made that came close to the thumb mark, but didn't cross the threshold.
I also make a lot of text posts in PS to post.

Not everything I do is repost.
User avatar #829 to #828 - vladi (08/08/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #819 - alpako (08/08/2015) [-]
Please teach me your ways
User avatar #820 to #819 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Which ways? Missionary?
#821 to #820 - alpako (08/08/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**Never mind
User avatar #822 to #821 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #815 - suisei (08/07/2015) [-]
Did you draw the bedtime for qt comic?
User avatar #816 to #815 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Nuh, somebody did give me the source though.

Here: theraggedycritic.tumblr.com/post/97344071623/shubbabang-ye
User avatar #817 to #816 - suisei (08/07/2015) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #818 to #817 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
No worries man, enjoy the sauce.
#808 to #807 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Ayyyy lmaooo!   
   
Sorry, I gotta post now otherwise I won't be able to today. My wife works 10 hours and I have to stay awake until I get done with work in 24 hours from now.. Because kids.
Ayyyy lmaooo!

Sorry, I gotta post now otherwise I won't be able to today. My wife works 10 hours and I have to stay awake until I get done with work in 24 hours from now.. Because kids.
User avatar #809 to #808 - murphyslawtesties (08/07/2015) [-]
well then, looks like we're gonna have a gentleman competion. Because I ain't stoppin till 4 o'clock
User avatar #810 to #809 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
What time is it for you? It's 4am for me and I have until noon.
User avatar #812 to #811 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
What part of the world? The UK?
User avatar #813 to #812 - murphyslawtesties (08/07/2015) [-]
Lithuania

GMT+2
User avatar #814 to #813 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
well gl m8, it already takes 60+ thumbs for the top 200 right now
User avatar #793 - joshlol (08/03/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #794 to #793 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]


I didn't know poop was a no-no. Now I know though-though.
User avatar #796 to #794 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
how u repost so much if you have jobs / kids?
the fuk brag
User avatar #797 to #796 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
brah
User avatar #798 to #797 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
I quit my day job since my wife got one. So now I'm awake from 4pm until noon on a daily basis with only being gone for 6-8 hours at 10pm-6am to work my night job.

My son is on my lap right now and my girls are eating goulash while watching hello kitty on my second monitor.

User avatar #799 to #798 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
oh nice
User avatar #800 to #799 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
How come you're not posting as much?
User avatar #801 to #800 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
trying to sort my life out bro
User avatar #802 to #801 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
If you want, I can pm you my number so that way if you ever need to vent or just talk through something, you can text or call. I have a few Fjers that I help that way.

Just remember,
Life isn't a race, it's an experience.
User avatar #803 to #802 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
calling america too expensive bro
btu thankd
User avatar #804 to #803 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Well, if you ever need to vent, send me a message. I won't tell anyone, anything you say. I'm not that much of an asshole.
User avatar #805 to #804 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
okay
thanks m8
User avatar #795 to #794 - joshlol (08/04/2015) [-]
haha
#792 - thetrapkiller (08/03/2015) [-]
SEWALLMAN **** DEM PONYS
******
User avatar #852 to #791 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Sewallman rolls 87**

If dubs, I run for president
User avatar #861 to #852 - mudkipfucker (08/16/2015) [-]
since its nearly dubs does that mean you run for president of a smaller country like Slovakia?
User avatar #862 to #861 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Sewallman rolls 31**

If dubs, I'll take over the US by force
User avatar #863 to #862 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Nah man, leadership isn't my thing I guess.
User avatar #786 - admin (08/02/2015) [-]
this comment will self-delete in 2 days

how does that make you feel?
User avatar #806 to #786 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Liar
User avatar #787 to #786 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Sad? Happy? Obese.
User avatar #788 to #787 - obese ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
I'm one of those things.
User avatar #789 to #788 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Happy?
User avatar #790 to #789 - obese ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Now that I have a Snickers, everything is okay.
User avatar #782 - admin (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm gonna come to your house and spank you.
User avatar #783 to #782 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** , you're back!
#780 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Homura sniffing Madoka's panties.**
what should i buy for sewallman
User avatar #779 - demandsgayversion (08/01/2015) [-]
Really? You didn't get the 9/11 joke? You signed up the same year as me.
User avatar #781 to #779 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
It's was the most thumbed down anon post before admin reset the thumbs on anon stuff. It proves that there is a 1k reply limit.

I get it, I just assumed that you were aiming for the reds that it got.
User avatar #784 to #781 - demandsgayversion (08/01/2015) [-]
No, it's a callback, callbacks are funny
User avatar #785 to #784 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Ah, well sorry than.

I understood what you were getting at, but mistook your intent.
User avatar #777 - sewallwiffey (07/30/2015) [-]
Tarn text me
User avatar #778 to #777 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Phone is ded. Nice trips tho.
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