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User avatar #1052 - crazyguyindahood (10/15/2015) [-]
is it okay if we post multiple comments on your giveaways?
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
yee
User avatar #1056 to #1053 - fazbearxplain (10/17/2015) [-]
but isn't that exploiting the system? We could just spam the comments to get a higher chance when rolling time happens
User avatar #1059 to #1056 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
It's a rolled thumb number. Only 1 vote per IP
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - fazbearxplain (10/17/2015) [-]
I see...for some reason I thought you were going to go *roll 1, 1-max comment number*
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Nah, i tried comments before and a few guys got banned for spam... Broke my heart causing that
User avatar #1047 - badmotorfinger (09/24/2015) [-]
you drum bro
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
yurp
User avatar #1050 to #1048 - badmotorfinger (09/26/2015) [-]
sweet. I had a set but I had to disassemble it when I was moving stuff around and haven't reassembled it since.
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
Mine is huge, I have to have it set up at my storage house. Otherwise I'd have no room at my place
#1042 - mobilebull (09/23/2015) [-]
Here is a cancer version of your picture, and here is your challenge use the picture for your profile picture of a day, or I will cry in a week or two

#cringeonfunnyjunk
#mobilebull
User avatar #1064 to #1042 - niggastolemyname (10/19/2015) [-]
looks about the same quality actually..
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User avatar #1043 to #1042 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
I have no full sized copies of my current profile picture, otherwise I would change it, sorry.
User avatar #1049 to #1043 - mobilebull (09/24/2015) [-]
haha it's okay i was only trying to be dank, but atleast you have a cringe worthy profile fan picture now lol
#1040 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Elk's alternate account being a faggot /hating/420318#420318
User avatar #1039 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
I need to ask you this for science

1. Do you write in cursive or print?
2. Does your writing slant and if so, in what direction?
3. Are you left or right handed?
4. Do you find your handwriting neat?
5. How old are you?
6. Do you consider yourself well educated?
User avatar #1044 to #1039 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
What science?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
handwriting science
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Well, if you're interested..

It takes me a lot less time to write than other people and my signature is as follows:

T scribble scribble L L
User avatar #1041 to #1039 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Print
it's all over the place
right handed
it's better than my wife's
21
I took college courses in high school and was going to graduate early, but my wife got pregnant and I had to drop out and lie about my age to start working at a farm
#1033 - SumoWamm (09/23/2015) [-]
Where you live in MN?
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Rochester, why?
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - SumoWamm (09/23/2015) [-]
Brainerd, lived in New Ulm for most my life.
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Those are suburbs off the cities, aren't they?
User avatar #1038 to #1036 - SumoWamm (09/23/2015) [-]
same size too
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - SumoWamm (09/23/2015) [-]
Brainerd, no, new ulm, nope, they're their own towns.
User avatar #1030 - thelizardlord (09/21/2015) [-]
I've noticed you've posted a lot of content lately. Why is that?
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
My internet is back up. I only posted 50 things yesterday,
#1027 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
you're holding the **** out of your spot

look at the difference between you and #2
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I've slowed down on my postings. I'd like something more sustainable than 1.5 million
User avatar #1022 - dubstepforme (09/16/2015) [-]
You catch alot of flak for posting all day. How about a day in the life of Sewallman? I personally would love to see it. You literally sound like a super hero, i just want to see how you spread your butter so thin.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It includes a lot of feces that isn't mine.

It's also not too interesting. My daughters spend a lot of time watching shows on my second monitor, my son sits on my lap most of the day. We eat simple foods until my wife gets home, then I nap until it's getting close to work time. Then I go to work and don't talk to anybody until I get done working. I go home, sit on the computer for an hour then go back to sleep until my wife wakes me up to watch the kids so she can go to work.

It's not a hard life, but I do average 4-6 hours of sleep. Posting isn't hard either, I spend as much time on the computer as others do on facebook. The only difference is, is if I see a picture I like.. I'll drag it and drop it into the uploader.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It's also important to note that FJ is a good buffer between working alone for 6-7 hours a night and spending all my time with people who cannot hold a conversation.

If I liked anyone I knew personally.. I might have ended up spending all my time on facebook.
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - dubstepforme (09/16/2015) [-]
I'll be that homie js. And where do you find most of your photos from?
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I scroll through multiple different websites in between doing things with the kids.

Typically the most thumbed stuff I post is found on facebook.
User avatar #1020 - cutenesseverypost (09/15/2015) [-]
asdfasdfasdf?

asdfasdfasdf.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
<3
#1018 - poshblobfish (09/11/2015) [-]
Hey dude, I was wondering if I could have your FJ points?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
I'm waiting for items to return so that way I can raffle them off on the items board.

I've gotten over a million points in like 75 days, so imagine how much it'll be by the time Admin welcomes items again,
User avatar #1014 - francissss (09/11/2015) [-]
hey just wanted to say u look pretty cute ;3
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - francissss (09/11/2015) [-]
did you want to have sexy times?hehe~
#1016 to #1015 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Click and drag this hammer to nail something other than me,
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
***** , I wanted a hand made picture of hitler. Do it over,
#1032 to #1029 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Just ignore it,
#1009 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
oi m8. Just curious, do you have a Imgur account? because i see somebody posting under your name
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Yex. They're a bunch of tumblrites though.
#1007 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
i was watching an episode of american dad and i just couldn't pass up the opportunity
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - beastkenten (09/10/2015) [-]
forgot to log in -.-
#991 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
congrats man, you got itsthetie a cup of coffee worth of traffic and a bunch of fans!   
every little helps.
congrats man, you got itsthetie a cup of coffee worth of traffic and a bunch of fans!
every little helps.
User avatar #992 to #991 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
It's still in the most viral category as well, but dying out.

How much web traffic did it get?
User avatar #993 to #992 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
700 referrals, so i'm willing to say 4 thousand views? breddy gud! and a lot of facebook fans came through ( dunno how many, i don't manage the page ) so it was definitely a success
User avatar #994 to #993 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Good.

Like I said, I'm trying to figure out how much people actually click through on these types of things. Thanks for sharing some information with me
User avatar #995 to #994 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
i can dig some data porn of user behavior from reddit, facebook, imgur and 9gag if you want
i don't feel like sleeping
User avatar #996 to #995 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm looking for statistics of the stuff i post. See how much of a personal impact I can create. Thanks for the offer though,
#998 to #996 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
( imgur is all you )
imgurians stick around! fewer referrals than reddit but they each viewed a ton of pages.
you can draw your own conclusions for the rest
#1002 to #998 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
amii.. Amii doing it right?

I didn't post this one btw,
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - discobleach ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
so long as it's blue, you're doing it right
not a lot of people check the comments but i always do what you did when i stumble upon his content.
i'll check later today for referral figures.
User avatar #1005 to #1003 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
That came off spammy, sorry.

I want to see what they'd be able to make up,
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - discobleach ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
nah it's ok
yes we've been thinking about selling itsthetie merch and stuff
but
did you draw that art on the shirt? because otherwise, you're using someone else's creative property.
#1004 to #1003 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
www.shirtposts.com/new

You should get some of the OC makers to make a shirt, this is the one I just made
User avatar #997 to #996 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
ok just let me find out how many actual visits from your imgur posts, and how long they stick around. just one sec
User avatar #979 - nought (09/07/2015) [-]
aren't the new thumbs an abomination?
User avatar #981 to #979 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
There newest ones are k, the bright ones were ***** though.
User avatar #983 to #981 - nought (09/07/2015) [-]
I still think the newer ones have too low of a contrast
User avatar #978 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
hello sewallman!
thanks for posting Kasper's comic on imgur with source:
imgur.com/gallery/V9trUuJ
could we ask you a little thing though - would you mind adding www. to both URLs? makes them clickable. helps views a lot.
cheers!
User avatar #980 to #978 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I'm trying to find out how to edit it,

But yeah, like I've said before.. I try all the hardest to add sources in everything I do.
I thought that imgur would get him a lot of web traffic it was posted there, so I really hope it does.
User avatar #982 to #980 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
i appreciate that.
unfortunately no, imgur doesn't bring an awful lot of traffic, but it does help with facebook likes which is something. if the links are clickable. like this they don't bring much, and if they do, i can't track them
User avatar #984 to #982 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I edited the links to include a www. but it's still not clickable.

I guess it'd be hard to tell me how much extra web traffic has come through, since it was posted today.
User avatar #986 to #984 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
whoops
http:// itsthetie.com without spaces
User avatar #987 to #986 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
There we go, now we're in business.
User avatar #988 to #987 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
thanks man!
User avatar #989 to #988 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
He deserves any and all web traffic.

It'd be great if we can get an FJ original as universally loved as say xkcd.
User avatar #990 to #989 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
it's getting there ;)
www.reddit.com/r/comics/
User avatar #985 to #984 - discobleach ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
i'm terribly sorry, turns out WWW. doesn't work but http:// does. last correction i swear! like so:
itsthetie.com
facebook.com/itsthetie
FJ converts urls a whole lot better than imgur, seriously
User avatar #977 - sewallwiffey (09/05/2015) [-]
Bitch ******
User avatar #972 - admin (09/05/2015) [-]
/Free+steam+card+mouse+pad/text/5674433/

damn, that's a lot of thumbs

User avatar #973 to #972 - Sewallman ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
It'll top out at 5k thumbs.

Normally I get like 20k-30k thumbs a day, I'm taking the personal loss to thumb up each comment and reply to questions. I feel like if you do nice things for people on here, people are more likely to view the website.
User avatar #974 to #973 - admin (09/05/2015) [-]
damn
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