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User avatar #53 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
A slow ripple
a gentle slap
without hands
she can clap

so much hust
the rolls don't stop
with every thrust
a disgusting "shlop"

it's inhuman
how can this be
you sure that's a woman
not a manatee?

A ripple with each poke
I almost puked
oh **** the bed broke!
Every Mac on this block "Huek'd"

How can this even be called sex
watching this guy **** my ex.
User avatar #52 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hello sewallman Thank you for taking your time to thumb my post I hope you the best in your browsing of Funnyjunk.
User avatar #51 - svenninja (06/24/2014) [-]
Hey dude, I'm not nearly as knowledgeable in coins as you are, but I'm pretty interested in foreign coins, I own around eighty of 'em. If you're going to make another coin comp, I'd love to help ya.
User avatar #55 to #51 - sewallman (06/26/2014) [-]
Well I guess I could do comps about ww2 coins around the world...
User avatar #54 to #51 - sewallman (06/26/2014) [-]
I think I made my final coin comp for now. I've made 2 so far, and there is only so much that I do know about coins.

Some coins actually get repetitive (like capped and drapped bust coins that where used for dimes, quarters, half dimes, etcetera.)

So tomorrow I'm going to post 3/3 of my comps, and send out the prizes to people as soon as I get them in the mail.
User avatar #56 to #54 - svenninja (06/26/2014) [-]
Alright, if you want any help, just message me!
User avatar #50 to #49 - sewallman (06/22/2014) [-]
Very well done, god bless you sir.
#41 - anon (06/16/2014) [-]
Requesting beard update.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sewallman (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to post one 6/16

I was taking daily pictures, but my phone's picture memory ran out.
#43 to #42 - relant (06/16/2014) [-]
Today? Awesome
#44 to #43 - sewallman (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm taking these pictures with my cell phone camera. It's growing in incredibly patchy. I'm hoping some time within the next 20 years it'll even out.
User avatar #70 to #44 - morke (07/01/2014) [-]
You are such a ******* faggot
User avatar #45 to #44 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man I have a ****** beard similar to yours and you have inspired me to shave. It is the right thing to do.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sewallman (06/16/2014) [-]
The fun part is the side burns the ****** picture quality doesn't pick up. My left side is a near full side burn (still not fully compact with hair though) and the right side has a ginormous patch in it.

I promised the internet though..
#47 to #46 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/16/2014) [-]
Hair always goes through an awkward stage when you try to grow it out. I'm a 20 year old mexican with a patchy beard and I have no hope...but you...you my son must continue posting your progress FOR SCIENCE
User avatar #40 - sciencexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Requesting beard update.
#38 - qdos (06/09/2014) [-]
hows the beard going?
User avatar #39 to #38 - sewallman (06/12/2014) [-]
I'll upload one when I get to my computer. I'm staying at a hotel right now. I'll tell you it's pretty patchy, but better than the last picture.
#36 - ripgeckosncherios (06/06/2014) [-]
Is the picture of day 2 the most recent picture you have of the glorious beard ofc ?
I looked for a more recent one, but couldn't find one, whne do you plan to upload the next one?
#37 to #36 - sewallman (06/06/2014) [-]
I've been taking pictures when ever I have my phone on me. Most are low grade picture, but I'm starting to look like a Mexican with bad side burns.

I've been taking a picture and giving it out upon request.
#24 - tranquilizer (05/22/2014) [-]
Hey, do you mind if I'm a faggot and use this screencapped conversation I wasn't a part of to harvest thumbs I technically don't deserve?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sewallman (05/22/2014) [-]
Ask Joshlol, he knows more about the subject
User avatar #27 to #25 - tranquilizer (05/22/2014) [-]
Joshlol is an expert but I couldn't not ask you since you were in it
Also sinery already said no and called me a faggot :/
User avatar #29 to #27 - sewallman (05/22/2014) [-]
Show the people of FunnyJunk who the new hero is. The person who finally stood up to the jerk off sinery, and restored the balance of all the land.
#30 to #29 - sinery (05/22/2014) [-]
Am I a part of some underground war?
User avatar #31 to #30 - sewallman (05/24/2014) [-]
Sinery, can I trust you?
User avatar #33 to #31 - sinery (05/24/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sewallman (05/24/2014) [-]
**** .. That sucks,
User avatar #32 to #31 - sewallman (05/24/2014) [-]
I mean, after all... I have gotten you hundreds of comment thumbs on my content.
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (05/22/2014) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #11 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Hey, dude. Congrats on the ridiculously insane amount of thumbs you're getting, and I look forward to seeing you on Duck Dynasty in a few years when your beard grows out.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
I've already got McDonald's showing Asian children how to make the happy meal toys for when that happens.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Hey, sorry if this is annoying, but are you planning on doing anything with your FJ points? I only ask because I occasionally go to the Items board and do giveaways, and sometimes I wrangle users who don't do items into donating for the cause.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll get back to after work, I was supposed to leave 13 minutes ago.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Run, Forrest.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
take em
User avatar #17 to #16 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Woah, thanks man!
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User avatar #18 to #17 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
now tell me how
User avatar #20 to #18 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Okay, I can't do it from this end, but if you go to my profile and scroll down to the items, you should see a button on it that says "Initiate Trade" around there, or a capitol T in parenthesis, like this (T). Click on that, and it should be self-explanatory. I would do it, but you don't have any items.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
Just remember who the ****** is.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kanatana ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, man I'll give them out tonight when most of the regulars are usually on the board. And you and your future beard will get major props.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
What Sewallman do, doesn't do for what Sewallman do. It's for those that do like Sewallman alike.
User avatar #10 - ishallsmiteyou (05/19/2014) [-]
Enjoy your glorious lumberjack beard
User avatar #6 - abotu (05/12/2014) [-]
what does your name mean?
User avatar #7 to #6 - sewallman (05/12/2014) [-]
sew all man

just kidding. My last name is Sewall.
User avatar #9 to #7 - applecopy (05/18/2014) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #8 to #7 - abotu (05/12/2014) [-]
okay cool hahaha
User avatar #5 to #4 - sewallman (05/11/2014) [-]
I know, the reason why I made this won a roll user contest was so I didn't have to sort through 7,000 comments again.

I have awarded him his prize, sticked his comment, and created a content showing that I delivered. When he comments on that, I'll be sticking his comment as well.
User avatar #1 - rahtoga (04/27/2014) [-]
You're ******* lucky the trips roller was a nice guy
User avatar #2 to #1 - sewallman (04/27/2014) [-]
The internet surprises us all, but I'm not lucky... The child is.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rahtoga (04/27/2014) [-]
Indeed, indeed...
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