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#192 - austyp (12/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment about the series of unfortunate events, and i wanted to ask if you know. Olaf actually start the fire that killed their parents?
#193 to #192 - hauntzor (12/02/2012) [-]
I haven't read the books in like seven fucking years dude.  Fuck if I remember.
I haven't read the books in like seven fucking years dude. Fuck if I remember.
#194 to #193 - austyp (12/02/2012) [-]
Alright, well thanks man, i was just curious
Alright, well thanks man, i was just curious
User avatar #182 - akittywithaguitar (11/03/2012) [-]
Ohaidere. :P
User avatar #183 to #182 - hauntzor (11/03/2012) [-]
Hurro :U
User avatar #184 to #183 - akittywithaguitar (11/03/2012) [-]
How ya doin, gurl? :3
User avatar #185 to #184 - hauntzor (11/03/2012) [-]
Busy :U

Been working on my portfolio for my college admission that I just turned in three days ago and now I'm working on the three essay questions. Got a scholarship for the same university though; feels good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - akittywithaguitar (11/03/2012) [-]
Damn, you got dat shit, son. :U

I wish you luck. :3
User avatar #187 to #186 - hauntzor (11/03/2012) [-]
Indeed :3
User avatar #188 to #187 - akittywithaguitar (11/03/2012) [-]
And plenty of dildos in the future. >:U



XD
User avatar #189 to #188 - hauntzor (11/03/2012) [-]
All the dildos?
User avatar #190 to #189 - akittywithaguitar (11/03/2012) [-]
ALL the dildos. >:U
User avatar #161 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
OHGODRANDOMCOMMENTDid you sell that stuff yet? :P
User avatar #162 to #161 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
Nope, haven't had the time.
I have a regular old Fender Stratocaster that I need to restring and find another screw to hold the pickups down with, and I'll probably go ahead and restring my other guitars too before I try.
User avatar #163 to #162 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
Are the pickups single or double coil?
User avatar #164 to #163 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
Double...... I think. The pickup tuner or whatever it's called has three positions. (I suck at this)
User avatar #165 to #164 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
Gimme pics of the guitar. :P
User avatar #166 to #165 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
I dun have any and it's at my dad's house :c
#167 to #166 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
OOoh... Damn. D:

Well, do the pickup with the missing screw have one or two of these?

If it's 1, it's a single coil. If it's 2, its a humbucker (or dual-coil, but they're usually called humbuckers)
#168 to #167 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know that either
User avatar #169 to #168 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
...Fuck. :|

Well, ask your dad to send pictures. :U
User avatar #170 to #169 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
Later :U
User avatar #171 to #170 - akittywithaguitar (10/21/2012) [-]
DICK NIPPLES. >:U



Kay then. :3
User avatar #153 - mayormilkman (10/18/2012) [-]
I just realized how fitting a Gardevoir is for you...
#154 to #153 - hauntzor (10/18/2012) [-]
Why?
Why?
User avatar #155 to #154 - mayormilkman (10/18/2012) [-]
Because it's either male or female. I know your ways in the simplest terms. You wouldn't care either way.
#156 to #155 - hauntzor (10/18/2012) [-]
But of course
But of course
#157 to #156 - mayormilkman (10/18/2012) [-]
I would probably do this.
User avatar #158 to #157 - hauntzor (10/18/2012) [-]
Trainer used LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
#159 to #158 - mayormilkman (10/18/2012) [-]
Gardevoir is a little upset.
User avatar #160 to #159 - mayormilkman (10/18/2012) [-]
I just found out that this is just a cropped out image of a larger, pornographic image. Well, /v/...
#149 to #148 - hauntzor (10/09/2012) [-]
Can I make love to you plox?
User avatar #150 to #149 - akittywithaguitar (10/09/2012) [-]
Right here.

Right now.

:|
#151 to #150 - hauntzor (10/09/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, pardner
User avatar #135 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm bored, so I haz question:

http://www.rondomusic.com/intrepidprodual828mnocean.html
http://www.rondomusic.com/intrepiddual828ebcharcoal.html
http://www.rondomusic.com/SEPTOR828RNTPURPle.html

Which one looks bettter? :P
#136 to #135 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm not much to ask for opinions on guitars, but aesthetically I feel that I like the middle one most.

I need to buy guitar shit.
User avatar #137 to #136 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was just wondering which looked best... I may get the 2nd one because it reminds me of Meshuggah. :P

You're trying to get into playing music?
#138 to #137 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
I've been playing guitar unprofessionally (little to no lessons) for about three years since my freshman year of high school. I still suck, in my opinion. I don't even play covers, I just make up my own shit, badly at that.

Trying to juggle learning bass at the same time too but it's only a four string. Would be cool to be able to learn a five string because i like their sound a lot better. It's more "twangy" or whatever. And I still need to get an amp head too. Too bad all this shit's expensive as it is.

pic related, it's the guitar I normally use
User avatar #139 to #138 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
Oh yeah... I remember that. :P

I think Ibanez or ESP has some sub-$200 bases you can probably grab.

Also.. Are you SURE you want a head? They're pretty fucking loud. XD
User avatar #140 to #139 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
That sounds cool, thanks.

I had the assumption that you had to buy a different amp for your bass because regular amps can get blown out, so that's why I was looking at them.
User avatar #141 to #140 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
From ESP
www.musiciansfriend.com/bass/esp-ltd-b-15-5-string-electric-bass-guitar

From Ibanez
www.musiciansfriend.com/bass/ibanez-gio-gsr105ex-5-string-bass-guitar

And no, it's not the amp, it's the speakers. Regular guitar speakers can't handle the frequencies of a bass or a bass amp, which is why you should buy an amp meant for bass, such as this

www.musiciansfriend.com/amplifiers-effects/peavey-max-112-bass-combo
User avatar #142 to #141 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
Shanks, friend :3

As far as music production goes, all I've made are a couple shitty soundscapes in GarageBand. www.youtube.com/watch?v=335Fjkr-xys
User avatar #143 to #142 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
You're welcome, sir. :3

Dat ambience.
As for me... Mostly snippets of random shit. XD

dl.dropbox.com/u/22962978/Forums/Reaper%20audio/Tonewat.ogg
dl.dropbox.com/u/22962978/Forums/Reaper%20audio/One.mp3
#144 to #143 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
Dear lawd dat crunchiness :U
Are you using overdrive to get that tone?

You and me need to get together and collaborate on a Fade To Black cover. Or anything Slayer. That is all.

I hate being a lonely metalhead in the middle of Kansas, I really do
User avatar #145 to #144 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
First one was one of my 6-strings (can't remember), into an Ibanez TBX150 boosted by a DIgitech OD with the FX loop sent into my computer's soundcard into Reaper.

I know that feel... In Louisiana.
User avatar #146 to #145 - hauntzor (10/07/2012) [-]
Noice. I own an RP500 footpedal with all kinds of settings on it. It came with a CD-ROM but I never could get the fucker to install, so I'm probably missing out on all kinds of customizing.

Fffffuuuuu you're deeper south than I am. Feels bad man.
User avatar #147 to #146 - akittywithaguitar (10/07/2012) [-]
Wait... fuck me... The first one was my Ibanez RG7321, the 2nd one was the 6 string, an ESP EC-50.

And I'm thinking about getting a footpedal setup also... Looking into the Line 6 POD500 because all the cool kids are using them now. XP

Eh, we got cajun food, so I'm fine. :P
#123 - Leumascar (09/12/2012) [-]
Question!
#124 to #123 - hauntzor (09/12/2012) [-]
e-YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS?
#126 to #125 - hauntzor (09/13/2012) [-]
What brings you to this corner of the jellybean plantation?
What brings you to this corner of the jellybean plantation?
#128 to #127 - hauntzor (09/13/2012) [-]
My fine, fellow land-dweller, I had simply inquired as to what motivated you to happen upon my page.
#129 to #128 - Leumascar (09/13/2012) [-]
a... certain.... board o///o
a... certain.... board o///o
#130 to #129 - hauntzor (09/13/2012) [-]
I see.   
   
And would the subjects of this.... board.... happen to pertain to the subjects of homosexual and finely-shaped males?
I see.

And would the subjects of this.... board.... happen to pertain to the subjects of homosexual and finely-shaped males?
#131 to #130 - Leumascar (09/13/2012) [-]
perhaps o.o
perhaps o.o
#133 to #132 - Leumascar (09/13/2012) [-]
whatcha doooin?
whatcha doooin?
#134 to #133 - hauntzor (09/13/2012) [-]
Pooped twice today.   
   
Other than that nothing, really.
Pooped twice today.

Other than that nothing, really.
#122 - piekiller (08/27/2012) [-]
Hey niglet, wassup?
#117 - piekiller (08/08/2012) [-]
Hey Hauntzor!
#118 to #117 - hauntzor (08/08/2012) [-]
Hello there, handsome.
Hello there, handsome.
#119 to #118 - piekiller (08/08/2012) [-]
How are you this fine day?
#120 to #119 - hauntzor (08/08/2012) [-]
I just woke up
I just woke up
#121 to #120 - piekiller (08/08/2012) [-]
And so did I. I need to go to sleep earlier...
User avatar #114 - akittywithaguitar (07/24/2012) [-]
Y u take so long? :c
User avatar #115 to #114 - hauntzor (07/24/2012) [-]
I could have sworn I accepted it sooner but I guess I didn't D:
User avatar #116 to #115 - akittywithaguitar (07/24/2012) [-]
Well... you finaly did, so yay. :3
User avatar #106 - mayormilkman (07/22/2012) [-]
I dun geddit. Suddenly everyone on the internet is bisexual or some other junk, but mostly bisexual.
#107 to #106 - hauntzor (07/22/2012) [-]
It's mostly because we now have a board to state that we are without noticeable repercussions.

There are homos all around us.
User avatar #108 to #107 - mayormilkman (07/22/2012) [-]
And I'm not talking just FunnyJunk. I'm talking about the internet in general.

I'm not sure how good christian former president Ronald Reagan and Mr. zlamous would feel about this. Something is not right, as usual, but something is most definitely not right.

Besides, the internet has always been for those who are depraved anyway. That's where a lot of internet drama comes from. It's just that suddenly many people on the internet identify as bisexual.

Plus, knowing the general political nature of this website, you wouldn't get lashed at much for being not-straight anyway. Regarding the popularity of the gay board, I guess you guys simply got a place to post your anus and gain compliments for it.
#109 to #108 - hauntzor (07/22/2012) [-]
Perhaps it's the sheer anonymity of the internet that allows us to feel more free in stating things about ourselves that we otherwise normally wouldn't. The Web is a large place and you're bound to find a site or forum, no matter how specific or crude, that fits your interests.

Maybe I'm bisexual now, and maybe a few years down the road I'll view it as a passing fad in my life, like Pokémon cards or tricycles, but right now it's how I feel most comfortable in what I've concluded about my inner psyche.

/gay/ obviously isn't for you, so I don't understand why you would muse about it and what purpose it serves to people who are heterosexual like yourself. What people do with their bodyparts on the internet is their business.

Perhaps it's just another change in times and a new way of thinking. Humanity is just moving onward and evolving its ideas.
#110 to #109 - mayormilkman (07/22/2012) [-]
I kind of fear where humanity might be fifty years from now with today's social developments. Some things aren't too bad, but other things are. At least the technology should be better, and that's predictable, at least.

I've posted on the gay board a couple of times. The first time was to ask why they have more posts than the straight board. They did not receive it well. The second time was posting this satirical image just mocking how special snowflake some non-heterosexuals of the internet can be. It is also a mocking of the "Sexuality Flags" image by "humon," who is, in my opinion, disturbing. It's not to really insult those people, just to show them that they are flawed too.

Let me go on a little rant here that I have feel like going on for a while:
Do you want to know why zlamous is such a successful troll, or why he's even here? He knows what really makes FunnyJunk furious (although nearly anything ever can make this community mad). He sees this community's general opinions in politics and religion by seeing what's popular on the front page. So, if that's what FunnyJunk's community thinks, being an ultra-Conservative, fundamentalist Christian would be bound to make much more than one user angry. Plus, FunnyJunk users, like many other certain internet groups and individuals, have a hard time accepting contrary views, so they just thumb them down to death. If you're not in the hivemind, you're an enormous faggot! Hell, some users get banned by too many thumbs down by leaving an innocent. happy comment with an emoticon in it and they get thumbed into Hell just for that. It's too easy to toy around with the psychology and emotions of a place like this.
User avatar #111 to #110 - hauntzor (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't see the point of worrying about a future that's half a century from now after learning that our grandparents and their grandparents were worrying about the same thing in their time.

The internet is just a biased, fucked-up place. Interests and opinions are relative to wherever they're posted (thumb down a decently-worded comment and more red thumbs are bound to follow, same as when it's thumbed up; bandwagon mentality).

I get what you mean by the "special snowflake non-heteros" though. Even as a bisexual I hate all the special treatment other people feel like we should get. It's the same shit as the 1960's Civil Rights Movement. Hell, black people still get special treatment everywhere you go. It's considered a dick move to even have a show without including a token black guy. Now producers are still trying to implement gay characters into their shows, and yet none of them can seem to make them anything but non-stereotypical, sexually-ambiguous, limp-wrist faggots.

I also fucking love that picture. Maybe it's because I had a friend once who was exactly the description of the pansexual girl, and she was pansexual too.

User avatar #112 to #111 - hauntzor (07/22/2012) [-]
meant to say "stereotypical", not "non-stereotypical"
User avatar #113 to #112 - mayormilkman (07/22/2012) [-]
Yep, the internet is still the internet. A recent change around here and there is how sensitive it has gotten, though. Something Awful is an example of a website infected by this. They're much unlike what they have mocked in the past, but they have just become a bunch of pussies who can't make themselves do it anymore. Aside from that, more recently by browsing anonymous image boards I have learned about "social justice" people who generally hang around tumblr. They're pretty much possibly the only people who are easier to make upset than FunnyJunk. They can get offended at nearly anything that might be a violation of minorities or whatever.

The original topic of this little conversation is the whole bisexual phenomenon, though. I'm just puzzled. You're still cool.
User avatar #89 - rollipony (07/12/2012) [-]
You really like chubby?
#90 to #91 - hauntzor (07/12/2012) [-]
oh god yes

>about the closest thing that comes close to describing my tastes

Usually a medium build (like mine is) with a bit of love handles and a nice tummy :3
I don't go for hair in that case, though. I just like chubby guys/girls, not bears :P
#91 to #92 - rollipony (07/12/2012) [-]
This is me.
I'm probably more bear though.
User avatar #93 to #94 - hauntzor (07/12/2012) [-]
Wow dude, you don't look half bad.

My moobs are about the same size as that too. I'll bet if you worked out just a little you could get them firmed up real nice :3
User avatar #94 to #95 - rollipony (07/12/2012) [-]
I do work out.
For the most part those are just flabs of loose skin from losing 37 lbs.
User avatar #95 to #96 - hauntzor (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm still steady around 210 lbs, but I'm still shooting to see if I can get under the 200 range.

Although I used to be ten pounds heavier at one point, back when I was done with taking gym during school, which I think contributed to my metabolism going to shit on me when I was an otherwise lanky kid.
User avatar #96 to #97 - rollipony (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm 145 now
User avatar #98 to #99 - rollipony (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :3
#82 - piekiller (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, thanks for accepting my friend request!
Hey, thanks for accepting my friend request!
User avatar #76 - GainesWorthy (06/23/2012) [-]
I can't see the status you posted on D:
#75 - mayormilkman (06/19/2012) [-]
Happy one year and a day, sir!
#79 to #77 - hauntzor (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #80 to #81 - mayormilkman (07/02/2012) [-]
You joined nine days after me, so we're still somewhat new by general internet standards. Everything now is nearly the same as last year, though.
#72 - sirgawain (05/15/2012) [-]
Hello there.
#73 to #74 - hauntzor (05/15/2012) [-]
waddup
waddup
#74 to #75 - sirgawain (05/15/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just remembering that I have some Algebra 2 homework that I'm probably not going to do, eatin' some fried chicken.
#64 - mayormilkman (05/08/2012) [-]
More than half the time I'm on here you're on here.

This comic has nothing to do with this message.
#65 to #66 - hauntzor (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm just always logged in.
I'm just always logged in.
#66 to #67 - mayormilkman (05/08/2012) [-]
Are you the second-in-command overseer of the site?
#67 to #68 - hauntzor (05/08/2012) [-]
You don't know my life!
#69 to #69 - mayormilkman (05/12/2012) [-]
At this moment, you're rank 173.

Don't blink.
#70 to #71 - hauntzor (05/12/2012) [-]
I actually found a decent entity of that creature on Gmod

It was before I even knew what the fuck it was. Needless to say I shat brix when I turned my back.
#63 to #64 - tariv (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, that was fun. Thanks roll gods.
Well, that was fun. Thanks roll gods.
User avatar #53 - iamzirus (04/08/2012) [-]
You seem butthurt...
#54 to #55 - hauntzor (04/10/2012) [-]
I haven't been on in a few days, refresh my memory as of why?
User avatar #55 to #56 - iamzirus (04/12/2012) [-]
You deleted your comment. Comment #65 at RANDOM FACTS-39
#56 to #57 - hauntzor (04/13/2012) [-]
Deleting a comment because people find it crude and unnecessary is being butthurt?
User avatar #57 to #58 - iamzirus (04/14/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes it does.
User avatar #58 to #59 - hauntzor (04/14/2012) [-]
Okie dokie loki
User avatar #51 to #52 - hauntzor (03/30/2012) [-]
RAPTURE DAAAYYYYY!!
#52 to #53 - mayormilkman (03/30/2012) [-]
I hope we will both make it.
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