I'm so salty after those 2 games of csgo

Waiting for my brother to go and then i'll hang around for awhile

Careful there, you might just have a bad time.

Bad is just what i'm looking for

So ignoring that.
Sup?

oh wow
nothing really
just laying in bed listening to music

hbu?

Not doing anything. Sitting in bed some ******** skype call with a bunch of nerds. They may or may not be the same nerds that showed up here a few minutes ago.

hey,
those nerd's seemed like pretty cool guys

Well you only talk to one of those nerds but the others are memers without actual souls- just hollow shells that meme.

But yeah I was livestreaming FJ on some site and they saw the notification on my profile and ran straight here to meme.

livestreaming funnyjunk?

yeah we dont have a lot going on these days. I usually just ******** a bunch and then start streaming something else. It's not as pathetic and boring as it seems, I promise.

Well seeing as i've wasted thousands of hours of my life doing nothing but *********** i can't really judge

Aw dude, *********** is the ******* best feeling in the whole goddamn world I swear to god. Like I ******** , and suddenly life has meaning.

the best feeling is when you find that super irrelevant image that is funny for no reason

The best feeling is when you enter new territory, like *********** on the frontpage, where nobody has developed an immunity to ********* and they go nuts.

Hi sweetie...

love you so much sweetie
sleep well when you do

BAE DONT GO OFFLINE YET
I'm sorry I missed out on "Helping" you.
I left and didnt come back for a bit.
I love you honey

I never say no homo before taking someone else's protein~

It's k if you ask

me tbh

Hihi!

hihihi

What're you up to today?

Waiting for Ultra Despair Girls to be available for download.

You really like Dangen Ronpa, don't you? I can't blame you, it's pretty good.

I stayed up till midnight last night waiting for it to be available and it wasn't. I woke up at 6 to check and it still wasn't.
Im pisssedddd

Well I'm sorry to hear that! Might be a bit of a mistake to release a game on the same day as the new Metal Gear game.

UDS was announced first.

I'm sure, but Metal Gear is more impooooortant!

I might as well just kill myself.

Nooooo don't do that. What will the world do without you?

I just want this game man...

Yeah I know that feel... I'm sorry that it's not out yet

hold me...

whats your skype agaiinn>?

SAScott Shelby, I already have you added!

Thanks a bunch! <3

no prob dood.^^ do you have any non lewd photos your willing to share ?

Hey there! What's up!

n-n-no u..

See we can sit here and go back and forth over who's cuter but I think we both know where that'll end up.

Spoiler: We both agree that we're cute

hehe.
I want cuddles :c

I think we all do, but unfortunately most of us don't have anyone to cuddle with

me either :c

nothin you>?

Nothing really, just got some dinner. I made an omelette. It's alright, maybe a bit too small.

nice c:
*me sits on lap*

I ****** it up...

I think it goes at the beginning of the comment. I'm not 100% sure myself because I forgot that feature existed.

I think you're right.

So whaddya up to? I havent talked to you in a while!

you should talk to me more. how be?

Maybe I should! I've been good, I got a promotion at my job, and that's really all I got going on that's worth anything. Well also it's my birthday today, but that's about it.

Oh nice happy birthday!~
Is there anything I can do>?

Mail me $10,000. Other than that I should be all set.
But I'd love to hear some ideas from you ;o

h-have you already seen this?
puu.sh/jPK34/4d3a7ee537.jpg

I think I have! Did you post it in your 8chan thread? Because if so then I've definitely seen it!

no I didnt.

Oh poo . I checked that thread like every day ;o. I'm sure everyone there would've loved to see that!

oh actually I did post it.

I knew that I wasn't crazy! That picture of your yummy butt looked familiar!

Sorry I have bad memory >.<