Sup?

Oh hey, how's it going?

I'm a little stressed. I have the rest of the night to finish this video for spanish class.

Well maybe I shouldn't bother you.

Anyway, I talked to that girl. It was really depressing. She said she wants to die and hates her life. She tried to commit suicide but failed. I have been trying to talk her out of it.

She isn't really that uplifting, but she's so loveable. She's like fire and ice.

I just don't understand why she acts like this.

I feel sorry for her, being raped, pregnant, miscarriage, bullied, abused, and felt like shit. It's enough to drive a person to kill themselves.

I hate my mentions.

I had no idea anyone would name themselves miscarriage. You learn something new every day.

Happens I guess.

You brought it on yourself.

X3

I guess so..

I get at least 2 feels a day.

heh, I did give you a lol recently did I not?

Yesh

I'm glad she's alive, she's a bit feisty, but she kinda has the right to be.

She got mad at me just because I wanted to talk.

Did you video chat with her?

**codyxvasco sighs**

Yes, three times, the first time was short and fun, the third was cool because I saw her art and watching the walking dead, the second. fucking. sucked.

**shadowfj sits down with cody**

Someone her age shouldn't have to go through this kind of stuff.

Someone my age should have to watch a girl cut herself for about an hour.

You still there? Maybe we should talk about something else.

Sorry, Caught up with the vid.


Umm, something else, uuuhhhh..

5.6 inches.

Well I gotta go to sleep now, talk to ya tomorrow.

**codyxvasco hugs**

night..

**shadowfj hugs back**

Nighty-night...

I really need a girlfriend.

Yeah, me too.

What did you tell her? Did you try to stop her?

What's wrong with life? Don't you kinda have one?

Why do you think I am here?

True.

Welp, I'm done with homework. Time to Omegle chat until I get tired.

Well I got still more to do, talk to you tomorrow.

See ya' then!

I got first place on High Bar, Second on Floor, shitty on everything else, Pommel scratched.

What about you?

Bought a pair of sunglasses, ate some junk food, and watched Death Note.

I just sat around and hated life.

.....

If you can keep that to yourself this strawberry is yours.

*Hands over strawberry*

I hated around and sat on life.

Is that supposed to be a Death Note reference? I'm only on ep. 13.

You're farther than me, but yes. I saw that scene and only that scene from a future ep.



and lol.

I don't really have a lot free time, being in IB and all, but I try to watch as much as I can.

What's IB?

It's like a advanced school program around the world with a shit ton of work.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Baccalaureate

Cool....I forgot I have homework to do nao. :(

What grade are you in anyways if you don't mind me asking?

11th if you don't mind me answering.

I guess we are the same age.

Really? I always imagined you as 23

That's creepy.

.....This is so odd.

No wonder you were always freaked out by me.

Well people my age don't usually flirt with me.

It's weird....I have the urgiest urge to become your best friend....if you don't already have like 12.

Don't worry, I'm still accepting appliances.

You're hired. Now go make me a waffle.

heh, I knew my APPLIANCE would come in handy one day.


So wait, are you gay or straight or musicsexual or what? Because I've got a picture for people that enjoy gay waffles.

Did you call?

I'm straight. I only act sexually for lulz.

Bored. Nervous.

Nervous about what? ;)

Not your dick, I've got a competition tomorrow and a crap-ton of work and I'm super stressed out right now.

What kind of competition?

Gymnastics.

Oh that's pretty cool, I always wanted to gymnastics. I'm sure you will do fine, don't sweat about it, just try to relax.

Thanks, INBOX, NAO.

Did you die in the past five minutes?

Um...No?

Oh alright, because you didn't answer back.

Sorrrry, Fj malfunctioned.

Nothing new.

Helllooooo :)

How are you? :)
And, I'm just curious, are you a straight white male, aged 15-19?

I believe I might be.

Does this straight white male, aged 15-19 have a skype?

Yes, Cody.Vasconcellos.

Will you go online?..

Yes, but I got to leave for school at 6:30

synchtu . be/DatelineNBC

That was the nicest, non-rapist thing you've ever said to me.
Feels, weird, but thanks!

I just lost 40 thumbs today because people only read the first half of my comment.

You're welcome, honey boo boo <3. It's not as fun it was before.

So now we're just.....friends?

Unless you want to be something bigger and better.

Nope, friends is fine!

*hugs*

*cuddles in bed*

Nighty, night. <3

Aw, going to bed already?

**codyxvasco gets down on one knee**

Picture, will you....marry me?

I have no clue what that is.

I'm from Rio de Janeiro. This is the blazon of a football club named "Vasco".

I asked because your username

Oh, Vasco comes from my last name, Vasconcellos.

this explains a lot.... huehuehue

But, are you portuguese or brazillian? Vasconcellos is a commom last name here on Brazil.

This is a picture of one brazillian actress, Fernanda Vasconcellos

My Dad's Portuguese side.


<My aunt, past Patriots cheerleader.

Meghan Vasconcellos

nice genetics

Hey, nice to see you again.

I see your IP hasn't changed a bit.

:D

I LOVE HIM MORE

:D

Fuck you Mason.

:3

I had a seizure.

YOU'RE BORING AS SHIT
I'M GOING BACK TO AUTISM LAND

KILL YOURSELF.

WHY?
I HAVE FRIENDS
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE

YOU'RE HURTING MY EMOTIONS.

UR EMOSH'NS SUCK.
U SHUD JUS HAV SEX WI'ME

I'D FAP WITH YOU IF IT WOULD BRING YOU BACK

NO
FGT
UR BRING
AUTISM LAND IS SXYY

I see you're home.

I don't....what?

I've been randomly going through my reaction folder.

Me too.

my STAM works now.

Your what?

My STAM.
it works now.

That explains NOTHING.

Your Sun-on-a-Stick?

Steam.

I am such a Tardis sometimes.

Sometimes

So you got a new fuck buddy, codyxvasco? I thought we had something special. :(

He's just my friend,

You'll always be repulsive to me.

'just my friend'
watwatwat.
but...

Can't we be friends too?

He isn't a rapist.



You have sexually assaulted me in literally every encounter you've had involving me.

It's all a joke. Nothing personal.

I'm aware of that.

thumb sapper

What's a thumb sapper?

SHADOWFJ'S SAPPING MAH THUMBS.

I care alot about my comment thumbs
How could I forgive someone who took away so many?

Honestly I didn't mean for that to happen. But I did get some thumbs back for you, didn't I? www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4270127/Naked+me+%3C+Black+Ops+2/52#52

Well.....foreskin is weird and gross.

Ok.

You

DICK!

i love you too <3
i got a cam, fgt.

I figured out how to use my phone as a cam, much better quality.

MERRY SWAGMAS MOTHERFUCKER.

MERRY SWAGMAS!

srsly, omegle n swagmas

I'm tryin.

merry swagmas.

that has a nice ring to it
interests: MerrySwagmas

Not as good as Merry Pringles.

i don't want to use reaction images ever again because of this profile picture.
what the fuck.

whattayamean?

look at my profile picture
isn't it so fresh, and swag?

Crisp pringles
Marry crispsmas
Pringle bells
etc.
etc.

etc. isn't that good.

are you ever going to come up?
come on, omegle fgt.

What tag?