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User avatar #63589 - jorgethemaster (12/15/2013) [-]
Hey, I have a question and I know admin probably won't reply if I ask him.

Do usernames still change to a darker blue as time goes on?
If so, how long does it take to change shade?
User avatar #63591 to #63589 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
refer to otheranswer
#63588 - jorgethemaster has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63590 to #63588 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
I have no idea
User avatar #63592 to #63590 - jorgethemaster (12/15/2013) [-]
Alright thanks anyways.
User avatar #63552 - sasy (12/15/2013) [-]
im writing a book, and here's the first chapter. Tell me what you think please
Today was the day" Cameron the rabbit said softly to himself. For years he was the bitch. "NEVER AGAIN" he screamed. It was a cold tuesday winter mourning. One that he would never forget. He had waited for all of the other animals to hibranate, Then he striked. And now, as he trudged through the cold winter snow, carrying a bag of bones, all he could think of was how emotional he was "Is this what happy feels like?" he asked himself. Right now he just wanted to leap up in the air and scream "IM FEELING IT". Camron began to think back. He never felt any emotion for as long as he can remember. Whenever he saw somebody feeling something (happy sad, etc) he would wonder what it felt like. When he was little, his father would wait for him to come home, and beat him senceless. It was the same routine. Everyday."Hi dad" he would say. "i wish your mother had an abortion" his dad would reply, as he beat his son up. Then when he told his mom about it later, she would just say "He is right", and bitch slap him. He never cried. Not even at birth. Nor felt sad for that matter. Just lots of pain. This went on until one day Cameron had enough. He decided he would wait till winter, when everyone was fast asleep, and exact his revenge. At first he thought he was gonna have mercy. So he got some venom from a sleeping rattle snake. Once everyone was asleep, he slowly crept into his parent's room, opened their mouths, and poured the poison in.
User avatar #63587 to #63552 - waitingformydeath (12/15/2013) [-]
***** that ain't no chapter
User avatar #63580 to #63553 - leal ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #63581 to #63580 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
i said it like lol
User avatar #63582 to #63581 - leal ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #63584 to #63583 - leal ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
reported for mod abuse.
User avatar #63585 to #63584 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
tell mrepicy
User avatar #63586 to #63585 - leal ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
I will.
User avatar #63549 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
please tell me this is okay for FJ

User avatar #63573 to #63549 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
not rly no
User avatar #63594 to #63573 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
i kinda hate how this site is You need to login to view this link
User avatar #63548 - lyraheartstrings (12/15/2013) [-]
Why was I removed? I constantly monitor the items board which nobody else does
#63554 to #63548 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
1. I didn't do it   
2. That isn't how we work   
3. You haven't flagged anything in the past 2 weeks according to tehbestever
1. I didn't do it
2. That isn't how we work
3. You haven't flagged anything in the past 2 weeks according to tehbestever
User avatar #63593 to #63554 - lyraheartstrings (12/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I haven't but no one's posted anything there that should be flagged. For 2 no one ever said anything about it so I assumed it was fine cuz no one was watching, guess that's my bad
User avatar #63555 to #63554 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
I have a list of all the mods

I deleted the mods who didn't flag anything and were removed from the list

So yeah, he didn't do **** for 2 weeks
User avatar #63556 to #63555 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
I told you to just demote people
User avatar #63557 to #63556 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
That was afterwards
User avatar #63560 to #63557 - kingxddd (12/15/2013) [-]
But best that means a lot of mods will be removed if they there is nothing flag(since there are faster mods that flag it), also Phanact promised me another task( I finished my last one)
User avatar #63563 to #63560 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
There is **** to flag

User avatar #63562 to #63560 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
working on it yo
User avatar #63575 to #63566 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
You wanna do old comments?
User avatar #63577 to #63575 - kingxddd (12/15/2013) [-]
Right now I'm going through dickbutts, sure I guess I can do all comments.
User avatar #63558 to #63557 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
Did you remove them from the mention list
Did you remove them from the team list
User avatar #63559 to #63558 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
That should be easy.

Just remove his name

what are you talking to me about yo
User avatar #63561 to #63559 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #63564 to #63561 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
But if they don't do **** , why are they a mod


I know what you're getting at but get my point as well
User avatar #63568 to #63564 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
cuz im not going to check my lists and check users 1 by 1
User avatar #63569 to #63568 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
It was all level 4's

like 5

I don't have them listed off for you, m8

I can check
User avatar #63570 to #63569 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
yea you're dumb
dont remove anymore mods
just promote/demote
User avatar #63571 to #63570 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
"But if they don't do **** , why are they a mod"

Don't just tell me i'm dumb for no reason

but okay
User avatar #63572 to #63571 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
Becauase its more work to keep up with who we removed
Because its better to have the extra people there just in case
User avatar #63574 to #63572 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
All you have to do is put the usernames down someplace, I didn't do that cause it didn't seem necessary.

And what if we have extra help if they're not going to be doing extra help?

Like I said, okay, I won't remove people for not doing things anymore, but these people out of all of the mods did **** nothing.
User avatar #63578 to #63576 - tehbestever (12/15/2013) [-]
You know I have a point *****
User avatar #63579 to #63578 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
i dont care
tell me who you removed
User avatar #63567 to #63564 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
its better to have the extra help i dunno

User avatar #63542 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
**phanact rolled user duelknight ** You're retarded shut the **** up
#63541 - swhitney (12/15/2013) [-]
What do I need to do to become a mod
What do I need to do to become a mod
User avatar #63543 to #63541 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
pm fjmodtest
User avatar #63547 to #63543 - swhitney (12/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, gonna go for lvl 250
#63538 - anonmuss (12/15/2013) [-]
How can I request an unban?
How can I request an unban?
User avatar #63544 to #63538 - phanact (12/15/2013) [-]
idk why
#63537 - tredbear (12/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63546 to #63545 - tredbear (12/15/2013) [-]
like, um, what would you do if them Russian's who host this site decide "those American son's a bitches are going down" and destroy all data of this site?

I would cry, then move on, then maybe get a life, since the thing I was addicted to is gone.
User avatar #63535 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 08**
dubs and i pay for phan to get a boob job
#63530 - tantcancer (12/14/2013) [-]
are you ever not on funnyjunk?
User avatar #63531 to #63530 - phanact (12/14/2013) [-]
Yea, I'm offline a lot of the time, as I have a girlfriend to deal with and I work at least 40 hrs a week
#63527 - snoif **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
I am broken
I keep trying to be nice and comforting but everyone ***** on my feelings
User avatar #63528 to #63527 - phanact (12/14/2013) [-]
welcome to the interenet
User avatar #63529 to #63528 - snoif **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
im sad tho
thats why i am listening to 2 hours of smooth jazz on my tinychat
User avatar #63526 - outlastgaming (12/14/2013) [-]
Hello phanact.
User avatar #63518 - posttwo (12/13/2013) [-]
So you want the sfw_mod links mass flag yeah?
User avatar #63519 to #63518 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't think its overly important rly
User avatar #63520 to #63519 - posttwo (12/13/2013) [-]
I remembered cause I saw that I got promoted to level 5.

Also, I tested both mass flag scripts and they work perfectly
User avatar #63521 to #63520 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
Then yusay is doing something wrong
User avatar #63524 to #63521 - yusay ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I did the same thing on a regular page and it works fine. It only doesn't work on the SFW Mod page.
User avatar #63522 to #63521 - posttwo (12/13/2013) [-]
He might have had an older version. I made a seperate version for /sfw_mod/
should be working okay now.
User avatar #63517 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 64**

im feeling evil
dubs and i put phanact in a woodchipper
User avatar #63504 - alphagex (12/13/2013) [-]
phanact we had a mutual agreement yesterday that you will tell me, about ure name ure fanatic of what, answer me when you can
User avatar #63505 to #63504 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
no we didnt
User avatar #63512 to #63505 - alphagex (12/13/2013) [-]
pm me if u dont want others to know, i promise not to tell, best answer i can come up with is fanatic of fj
User avatar #63513 to #63512 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
ya that
User avatar #63514 to #63513 - alphagex (12/13/2013) [-]
i got feeling ure lying, but i take ure word for it, i mean since when was phanact a liar amirite
User avatar #63515 to #63514 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
ya no one lies on the internet
User avatar #63516 to #63515 - alphagex (12/13/2013) [-]
well if you say so it must be true, your are the hero funny funk.. don`t something something desereve
User avatar #63502 - gwegw (12/13/2013) [-]
So does you being head mod mean you're above the rules. I'm just wondering after seeing the spam on the anime board.
User avatar #63506 to #63502 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
it wasn't spam
#63500 - doesthislookunsure (12/12/2013) [-]
whats your opinion on anime
User avatar #63508 to #63500 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
some of it is okay but i dont have time to watch it all
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