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User avatar #68820 - TittyCinnamon (09/03/2014) [-]
hey you're a huge faggot although im sure you already know, just making sure you don't forget.

kill yourself.
User avatar #68819 - nought (09/02/2014) [-]
Never forget: You're a faggot.
User avatar #68817 - aniggeronaboat (09/02/2014) [-]
Your daily reminder that you're a huge faggot!
User avatar #68799 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
Ashedust have a seat.
User avatar #68800 to #68799 - ashedust (09/01/2014) [-]
**ashedust takes a seat.**
User avatar #68801 to #68800 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
You need to undergo basic phanacts dick recognition training.
User avatar #68802 to #68801 - ashedust (09/01/2014) [-]
Erm... orange carrot like shaft.

Not that hard to recognize.
#68803 to #68802 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
First of all, its not a orange carrot
Its a cheetoh.
User avatar #68804 to #68803 - ashedust (09/01/2014) [-]
Or an orange baguette.
#68805 to #68804 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
There is no connection between cheetoh dick and a baguette.
Have you been playing attention ?
User avatar #68806 to #68805 - ashedust (09/01/2014) [-]
Um... no?
User avatar #68807 to #68806 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
Youre beyond hopeless
User avatar #68808 to #68807 - ashedust (09/01/2014) [-]
Sorry... I just don't really care about phanacts dick and I don't care to memorize what anyone's dick looks like.
User avatar #68809 to #68808 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
but youre on funnyjunk
youre a moderator
User avatar #68811 to #68809 - phanact (09/02/2014) [-]
can u do that thing
#68813 to #68811 - posttwo (09/02/2014) [-]
oh description randomizer

BTW. Tesco is selling christmas stuff already
User avatar #68815 to #68813 - phanact (09/02/2014) [-]
jst push it as an update for that script ty
User avatar #68816 to #68815 - posttwo (09/02/2014) [-]
will do babe
User avatar #68812 to #68811 - posttwo (09/02/2014) [-]
What thing

I forgot what thing

brb checfking notifications
#68796 - slothminator (09/01/2014) [-]
phanact. Heres my favorite sloth gif. Next step. World domination
phanact. Heres my favorite sloth gif. Next step. World domination
User avatar #68764 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You know, you're probably gonna get more subscribers if you stop copy/pasting the same goddamn description on every single thing you repost. Just a thought.
User avatar #68765 to #68764 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
Its part of a script and i'm too lazy to change it like every time
#68890 to #68765 - mudkipfucker (09/08/2014) [-]
that seems like a cheap way to get #1 considering the top 10 subscribers worked hard in 2009 to get there
User avatar #68893 to #68892 - mudkipfucker (09/08/2014) [-]
im just saying, besides, this is the wrong way to do it, users are just gonna get annoyed at your persistence, and in turn, not subscribe.

If you want to do it in a 'cheating' sort of way, cant you just make a script that forces people to subscribe to you?
User avatar #68894 to #68893 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
No because that would be hijacking their accounts, which I'm not capable of doing and even if I was, I wouldn't do that. That's wrong and messed up.
User avatar #68895 to #68894 - mudkipfucker (09/08/2014) [-]
ah good, i knew you wouldn't go that far
User avatar #68767 to #68765 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You have a reposting script?
User avatar #68769 to #68768 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You are reaching levels of faggotry I thought impossible. Let me guess, you became #1 in comments and content, so now you're going for #1 subscribers.
User avatar #68770 to #68769 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
#68772 to #68770 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I didn't actually read any of the descriptions. Just noticed they're always the same.
User avatar #68766 to #68765 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
posttwo can u make it a description randomizer and i can write out like 10 diff ones
User avatar #68771 to #68766 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
going to bed
User avatar #68773 to #68771 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
okay ty
User avatar #68755 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
any particular reason you moved me down a rank?
User avatar #68757 to #68755 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
because the level 10s and 9s are set in stone and admin ****** with that **** by addign you up there
plus i still don't trust you at all
and you essentially freelance as a moderator
User avatar #68758 to #68757 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
that's dumb

you're dumb

so do you
User avatar #68759 to #68758 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
get over yourself you think you're so important and you're nothing but a useless expendable mod
User avatar #68760 to #68759 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
why are you so hellbent on removing me? you aren't on the site a majority of the time and you certainly aren't relevant to anything going on. tehbestever and mrepicly do more than you 90% of the time and, stupidly, they don't do much at all
#68761 to #68760 - mrepicly (08/31/2014) [-]
Just my 2 cents
all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are.
I'm assuming addy moved you up to level 9, which i kinda hate that he does that because no offense to you, but I don't even know your name, let alone any means of contacting you outside of fj. the only reason people are 9 and 10 is because we can trust them with a large amount of power, because we have other means of contacting them if something they're doing is questionable
Personally idc about you, I dont really dislike you or anything, i just don't know you well enough to trust you and I dont think phan or teh do either.
User avatar #68762 to #68761 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
i can understand that

however it is somewhat annoying when, yknow, something good happens to me and then mr. sauerkraut comes around and puts his foot down without telling me any reason why
User avatar #68763 to #68762 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
>Not dealing with fagmin and tangelo dicks' random ********

Pick one.
User avatar #68775 to #68774 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
If you're a mod, you have to deal with this sort of ******** . It's a fact of life.
User avatar #68776 to #68775 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
i don't know what you're telling me. i don't understand what you said
User avatar #68777 to #68776 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Just forget it.
User avatar #68778 to #68777 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
no please, tell me
User avatar #68779 to #68778 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Most mods are there because they were recommended by another mod and are friends. They're pretty tight and stick with eachother. However, that means anyone who isn't part of their little group isn't really wanted and gets **** for it. Quite a few good mods quit, because they got fed up with tangelo dicks' bitching, vagueness and unwillingness to explain his decisions, as well as the other mods' refusal to cooperate.

"all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are." is the polite way of saying "We have enough mods and we don't like new guys. **** off.".

I dislike going into this much detail, because SOMEONE, whos' orange ass I won't name thinks the only reason I say **** like this is because I got demodded and he thinks I'm butthurt about it. I just don't want to hear his condescending **** again.
User avatar #68780 to #68779 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
"Most mods are there because they were recommended by another mod and are friends", not really. there's a process for making new mods. although you are right that there is a fair bit of nepotism around who gets to be high level and who doesn't

" Quite a few good mods quit, because they got fed up with tangelo dicks' bitching, vagueness and unwillingness to explain his decisions, as well as the other mods' refusal to cooperate." i'm guessing tangelo is admin. or maybe phanact, i have no idea really. just tell them they're dumb and explain why, argue around it and it's alright

""all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are." is the polite way of saying "We have enough mods and we don't like new guys. **** off.". ", yeah i agree, **** phanact
User avatar #68784 to #68780 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
chosentroll is just upset he got removed as a mod for literally GOING AGAINST and UNFLAGGING things that needed to be flagged
User avatar #68786 to #68784 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
i don't know anything about the dude
User avatar #68789 to #68786 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
***** banned a guy for posting a rake. Other mods often had misclicks and/or just didn't actually see what the image was. I unbanned people who'd been banned without a proper reason.
User avatar #68790 to #68789 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
there's a process for unflagging though. specifically going in the mod chat or posting about it on the mod board. i'm going to assume that was around when you were a mod since it only makes sense and admin's told us a bunch of times he hates it when mods go maverick
User avatar #68794 to #68790 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
And I was one of the few non-hated mods for it. Your job as a mod is to make the site a better place, not just act as a guard dog. I never abused my mod powers. There were people who banned people for disagreeing with them and went out of their way to piss people off, so they reply with porn and get banned. All those ******* are still mods. This is why I hated the system so bad - it wasn't used to keep the site clean of porn and gore, it was just fascism.
User avatar #68795 to #68794 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
i don't know if being liked or unliked is relevant to how you operate as a mod, however most of the mods and ex mods who have been around as long as you and cheetodick know at the very beginning things were very vague. hell, cheetodick banned me for two weeks before admin unbanned me and changed the flag system to accomodate for ************ ban sentences. they're certainly changed at this point
User avatar #68791 to #68790 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Back then the system was ineffective and slow as hell. It was basically "Go to the skype group or the chat or whatever, post, hope there's someone there, get a couple of "I don't know, ask phanact" replies and watch as the ban expires on its' own before you've even managed to do anything.". There were a lot fewer mods back then and the system sucked.
User avatar #68792 to #68791 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
however ineffective, the system was around and you were (for all intents and purposes) taking being a mod into your own hands
User avatar #68787 to #68786 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
hes just an upset ex mod
User avatar #68788 to #68787 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
there are a lot of those

i was almost one of those
User avatar #68782 to #68780 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I accidentally my everything. Sorry, I'm half-asleep.
User avatar #68783 to #68782 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
lol it's cool
User avatar #68781 to #68780 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I don't tired of the orange jokes, so I started using tangelos for PhĐ°nacts' nicknames. Also, quite a few of the mods who took those tests and got in without being recommended later quit. It's just a really toxic environment. Also, you're basically doing what I did - disagree, argue, carry on doing my job, while tangelo dick's being a passive-aggressive little bitch. Eventually, you'll he'll just tell you you're not really doing your job properly for some vague reason and demod you. My reason was being "too lenient", because there were no set rules about borderline back then and I gave people warnings, so they know, instead of banning them "just in case" with no justification. That attitude caused a massive ********* , where fagmin lost his **** and permabanned a couple hundred users. It could have been avoided if mods weren't so ban-happy, BUT the mods are what the orange overlord wants them to be and he seems to prefer the ban-happy ones. There were some mods, who banned people left and right with next to no reason and they're STILL mods today. It's like mods are police officers and instead of being told to only use force when necessary, they're given a monthly quota for how many black people they have to shoot, regardless of what they did.
User avatar #68785 to #68781 - Sunset (09/01/2014) [-]
i'm in a bit of a weird position given that i basically flagged 25-75% of all the furry porn on the site with my friend (who's a level 9 now) at the very beginning of being a mod, so i was already cemented as a mod then. even when i messed up and phan wanted to demod me, he just moved me from level 6 back to level 4. i was level 6 for a day. the only few people i can understand being high level are the level 9's, and even then it's because they do a majority of the work and participate often on the board and in the skype chat.

but then again admin told tehbest to make me a level 9 and to unban anyone i want so, again, i'm in a very weird position right now. even if phanact demoted me to level 8 i'm still somewhat of a presence in admin's mind now, as it seems
#68742 - mr skeltal (08/31/2014) [-]
Dear taye,
Youre ******* retarded
Spam is defined as multiple postings or advertisement, not complaints.
YOU NEVER SHOULD USE THE HATE SPEECH FLAG. There is no reason to use it
Youre not admin, admin can do whatever, you cant. Read the ******* modguide, write it on a page three times.
Doing what you just did is what makes users hate mods.
Stick to porn. Youre good at porn. Dont unflag **** either. Yes I told you about it before. You had two misflags this week. Seriously, did you ******* get a brain transplant or something.

Thank you come again
Posttwo <3
User avatar #68741 to #68740 - oxymoronking (08/30/2014) [-]
it makes me feels good that you posted this
sempai will notice me
User avatar #68738 - ThumbItUp (08/30/2014) [-]
I kinda want to subscribe to you, but then again I dont
User avatar #68748 to #68738 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
just do it whats the problem with it
User avatar #68735 - applecopy (08/30/2014) [-]
Seems like my post won...
User avatar #68736 to #68735 - phanact (08/30/2014) [-]
yea fag
User avatar #68734 - cakeninjatigerlily (08/30/2014) [-]
I love you phanact
#68733 - mr skeltal (08/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68731 - phunkyzilla (08/30/2014) [-]
Why would anyone want to be unbanned funnyjunk sucks
User avatar #68732 to #68731 - phunkyzilla (08/30/2014) [-]
I only come here to be ironically cool
#68730 - ribocoon (08/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68756 to #68752 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/31/2014) [-]
you love it...
User avatar #68727 - skeptical (08/29/2014) [-]
admin can't seem to answer me, presumably because of the massive load of **** he has to deal with
Do you have any idea why I can't thumb? Whenever I try it gives me that glitch where it doesn't register as having thumbed and lets the count keep going up/down on my screen after multiple pushes of the button.
User avatar #68729 to #68727 - phanact (08/30/2014) [-]
you're thumb banned
idk why
User avatar #68743 to #68729 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
What's the normal reason for a thumb ban? I don't remember doing anything out of line, I left the site for like a week and a half and when I came back I couldn't thumb. Is there any way I can look at how many IPs accessed my account in the past month?
User avatar #68744 to #68743 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry if I'm asking for a lot, I'm just really confused
User avatar #68745 to #68744 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
try it now u should be unbanned
User avatar #68754 to #68745 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry for the anon comment, damn router keeps resetting
#68753 to #68745 - mr skeltal (08/31/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #68720 - lanfearandthecup (08/29/2014) [-]
congratz no level 399 on content... ill see you at level 400 i guess....
User avatar #68721 to #68720 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
yea in like a month or so since its so ******* long to get 300,000
User avatar #68723 to #68721 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
but ty
User avatar #68719 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I suscribed
User avatar #68722 to #68719 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
ty <3
#68724 to #68722 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]

can I be one of your crusaders?
#68726 to #68725 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I tried

God if I tried
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