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#66134 - craighawk (02/27/2014) [-]
Hey phanact. Just wanted to say hey. I've never talked to you like I talk to the mudkip man. Sorry if this annoyed you, let's party to make up for it.
User avatar #66127 - lorkhan (02/26/2014) [-]
How did you become a mod?
User avatar #66130 to #66127 - phanact (02/26/2014) [-]
i was the first mod
i came up with the idea of it
User avatar #66131 to #66130 - lorkhan (02/26/2014) [-]
Okay but how do you become one then?
User avatar #66132 to #66131 - phanact (02/26/2014) [-]
admin made me one
User avatar #66133 to #66132 - lorkhan (02/26/2014) [-]
I understand that. But how and under what circumstances do you become one? Do you have to do something special or what?
User avatar #66139 to #66133 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Suck a lot of meaty cock
User avatar #66212 to #66139 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
its not that
i just prefer red meat
#66213 to #66212 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
This exists now
#66215 to #66214 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe yes
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe yes
User avatar #66216 to #66215 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
did u plan dat

User avatar #66217 to #66216 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I wish

Just a happy blessing
User avatar #66198 to #66140 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Well now I'm lost
User avatar #66199 to #66198 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
hawk said that was my name
User avatar #66200 to #66199 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh did he now? Then he all went up and deleted his account like a little ho. lol
User avatar #66201 to #66200 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
its deleted?
User avatar #66202 to #66201 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
no its not
User avatar #66203 to #66202 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
lol idk. He left or something because people were laughing at him or something

I dunno. I wasn't really there for all the drama
User avatar #66204 to #66203 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
he deleted friendly
User avatar #66205 to #66204 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I think it was after that. His gf like dumped him or something
User avatar #66206 to #66205 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
oh ya
that too
rip in pizza lassie x hawke
User avatar #66207 to #66206 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't go mentioning pizza to a hungry man, bitch

Damn it
User avatar #66208 to #66207 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
i order pizza every week
User avatar #66235 to #66208 - pizzaweed (02/28/2014) [-]
......



So you're seeing other pizzas behind my back?
User avatar #66238 to #66235 - phanact (03/01/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #66239 to #66238 - pizzaweed (03/01/2014) [-]
It's okay... We both knew this was a long time coming..


We've been drifting apart for awhile now. I guess I just didn't want to acknowledge it.. I was happier pretending everything was okay, and you suffered because I refused to change.. You deserved better than that.

I'm not gonna promise you I'll change, or make a desperate attempt to win you back, because we both know I won't change, and you made your bed when you ate that other pizza.

You know, it's funny. I should be angry at you , or at least be more hurt than I am, but all I feel is kind of numb..

I want you to know I still love you, but I think it's best if we just end it completely and just skip the awkward attempt at friendship.

Goodbye Phanact.
User avatar #66209 to #66208 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I get chicken fingers from this place every week. ****** good. Gonna get it tonight.
User avatar #66210 to #66209 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
im not a fan of chicken
User avatar #66211 to #66210 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that's right

I forgot you were a dirty heretic
User avatar #66187 to #66186 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
ur a fagot
why donut u come down here
User avatar #66188 to #66187 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Because it's far and ****
User avatar #66189 to #66188 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
doo u know how many miles i drive a day
User avatar #66190 to #66189 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
prolly like 3 feet or sum **** lel
User avatar #66191 to #66190 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
120 miles 4 days a week
at LEAST
friday and saturday i drive like 160-200
User avatar #66192 to #66191 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
At least you get your free lamb chicken stankvaki
User avatar #66193 to #66192 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
we have no stankvaki
User avatar #66194 to #66193 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
DANG SON you gettin jipped yo
User avatar #66196 to #66195 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm really entertaining myself with that stankvaki thing. I think that is some clever ass ****
User avatar #66197 to #66196 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
yea just like dave zuchinni
User avatar #66170 to #66140 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I seriously don't remember. It was for gameboy color and I only borrowed it from a friend for awhile.
User avatar #66171 to #66170 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
was it a link to the past/four swords?
User avatar #66172 to #66171 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
After doing some research, I believe it was Link's Awakening
User avatar #66173 to #66172 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
oh
link to the past was trash and made me hate the series
User avatar #66174 to #66173 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
lol apparently a lot of people love that one
User avatar #66175 to #66174 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
WELL I HATED IT
User avatar #66176 to #66175 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
AIGHT ***** CHILL.
User avatar #66177 to #66176 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
ok
im chill
just pissin around
i dont wanna work today but idk i guess i have to
User avatar #66178 to #66177 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
dunt wrry bb, ill keep u in my thoughts
User avatar #66179 to #66178 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
das gey tho
User avatar #66180 to #66179 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
ur mum's gey
User avatar #66181 to #66180 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
oh yaaa!?!?!?1
shte
User avatar #66182 to #66181 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
hah strait recked, bro
User avatar #66183 to #66182 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
THERE ARE NO *******
OPKMON IN THE MINERAL EGG GROUP w/ GOOD HP IVS
User avatar #66155 to #66140 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
That's gewd. Gotta start somewhere and all that jazz
User avatar #66157 to #66155 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
im having trouble with pokemon
User avatar #66158 to #66157 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I haven't played a pokemon since red

Go train your Blastoise, dood
User avatar #66159 to #66158 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
ew
dude
this is my ******* water type
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Azumarill_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
User avatar #66160 to #66159 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Well ermmmmm

It looks cute??
User avatar #66161 to #66160 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
and it also packs a punch
its huge power ability doubles its attack
#66162 to #66161 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
WELL DING DANG DONG FOR AZUMARILL
WELL DING DANG DONG FOR AZUMARILL
User avatar #66163 to #66162 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
y do u do this to me
User avatar #66164 to #66163 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Cuz I dunno m8

I got the new Donkey Kong game last weekend. I'm gonna play it l8r. lel.
User avatar #66165 to #66164 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
im kinda wondering what other games I could get for my 3ds
User avatar #66166 to #66165 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I have no idea. That new Zelda game is supposed to be good
User avatar #66167 to #66166 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
yea but ive NEVER liked zelda
User avatar #66168 to #66167 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
Haha kinda same. Well, I've only ever played one tbh
User avatar #66169 to #66168 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
whch one?
User avatar #66156 to #66155 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
ya i suppose
User avatar #66141 to #66140 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
how goes it, negro?
User avatar #66142 to #66141 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
i just woke up
#66143 to #66142 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I've been up since 6:30 because of **** morning class
User avatar #66144 to #66143 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
sounds gey like u
User avatar #66145 to #66144 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
shut it feg

When you coming back to nova? I miss your tender ass
User avatar #66146 to #66145 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
ive gotta go up sometime soon
my parents miss me and i needa work on getting dat arrest expunged
but i also gotta be here for driving school cuz of a ticket and ****
so idk honestly
hbu?
User avatar #66147 to #66146 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I graduate in May and then I'll be back for good until I find a job.. if I find a job. Or maybe I'll be there even after I find a job. I have no clue

But I'll be back in May anyway lol
User avatar #66148 to #66147 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
oh
alright
well im moving out of this place and moving to where i work in august
but ill be up to nova sometime

do you really wanna be in nova tho?
User avatar #66149 to #66148 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
For the moment yes because all my friends are there. That said, if I was in a position to get a job that I really liked, like a dream job, I'd move and take it in a heartbeat.
User avatar #66150 to #66149 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
what are you planning to do
User avatar #66151 to #66150 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #66152 to #66151 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
Yea me neither
but kabob delivery guy is not my lifes calling
User avatar #66153 to #66152 - ultrablue (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad to hear that. Are you planning on going back to school at some point? Or gonna do that tech thing you mentioned?
User avatar #66154 to #66153 - phanact (02/27/2014) [-]
once i move to the new area, to where I work, I'mma take a class I think on like computers or w/e at the local community college
#66125 - coxcox (02/26/2014) [-]
Oh GREAT phanny, plz unban my mate coxcoxcoxcox
#66126 to #66125 - coxcox (02/26/2014) [-]
**coxcox rolled a random image posted in comment #875010 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** free picture for you
User avatar #66122 - optimussum (02/25/2014) [-]
can i have the blaze asdf thing plz
i need it for reasons
User avatar #66128 to #66122 - phanact (02/26/2014) [-]
uh
yea
google phanact head
its thefirst image
#66111 - friendlynuke ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Hi there.

I know I'm probably one one of the last people you wanna see, but I was wondering if I could get your help on something

I have this friend who I'm starting to worry about, about a year ago, he started taking extacy, and well, it's starting to progress a lot with constant drug use and drinking. I don't think he goes a day without getting high off something anymore, and one day not too long ago, I found crack in his bag... I kinda regret getting mad at him for it, but at least it's gone now

I mean, I know I could just google this kind of thing, but honestly to me getting a first hand opinion from from someone who has been through a similar thing as him just means a lot more to me, and will help me more than reading some essay that a scientist wrote, who is solely basing his theory off what he has seen.

If you don't want to just say no, and I won't pres it any further
User avatar #66112 to #66111 - phanact (02/25/2014) [-]
does he want help
User avatar #66113 to #66112 - friendlynuke ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #66114 to #66113 - phanact (02/25/2014) [-]
if i dont want to what
what exactly do you want me to do/say/help you with
User avatar #66115 to #66114 - friendlynuke ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
if you don't want to let me know about your experiences

What is it that got you too quit, and how could I help him to quit?
User avatar #66116 to #66115 - phanact (02/25/2014) [-]
I decided to quit because I realized I was living a facade owned by my addiction
I had the idea that I was passing my classes. I was lying to myself and I realized what had happened. I called my parents and told them to come get me and that I needed to drop out

There's nothing you can do to help him. An addict will use and abuse until they're ready to quit. You can express to him that you believe its an issue and that he might need help, but he will most likely deny it
User avatar #66117 to #66116 - friendlynuke ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
If I can't do anything for him, then what should I not do, to affect him negatively?
User avatar #66120 to #66117 - phanact (02/25/2014) [-]
Well that's a tough one because i don't think you can do anytrhing
You can't be an enabler, as in let him do it, but if you go against him and tell him not to or whatever, or try to take his drugs, it'll get nowhere. Druggies can always find more
Honestly, the best bet might be to distance yourself from him completely
Addicts usually end up alone a
User avatar #66121 to #66120 - friendlynuke ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
okay... You're probably right, but I don't have the guts to try

Thank you
User avatar #66119 to #66117 - phanact (02/25/2014) [-]
oops
I hate that
I hit enter
hold on ill rteply
User avatar #66110 - alphagex (02/24/2014) [-]
Click Clack the gun's coming *********** you got 3 seconds to get out
User avatar #66109 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
did you delete my comment
User avatar #66108 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Orange Bro
have an odd question for you

im having problems with Dash and just curious, you know him better, what kinda issues does that kid have to be so stubborn
#66106 - drabort (02/24/2014) [-]
Is it wrong of me to think your an alright guy?
Is it wrong of me to think your an alright guy?
#66137 to #66106 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
is Phanact a nice guy
User avatar #66107 to #66106 - phanact (02/24/2014) [-]
I dont know
#66098 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #66097 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
is dere still a funnyjunk minecraft thing?
User avatar #66100 to #66097 - phanact (02/23/2014) [-]
working on it at the momenty
ill send out an MM when its in beta
#66101 to #66100 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
good   
   
its weird but i love fishing in minecraft
good

its weird but i love fishing in minecraft
User avatar #66095 - revengeforfreeze (02/23/2014) [-]
got An watermelon link for the mod test ? link plz
User avatar #66091 - billywonka (02/23/2014) [-]
post pics of your motorbike pls
User avatar #66085 - bionicpanda (02/22/2014) [-]
hi phanact
User avatar #66094 to #66089 - bionicpanda (02/23/2014) [-]
what's new
User avatar #66096 to #66094 - phanact (02/23/2014) [-]
nuttin
User avatar #66105 to #66104 - phanact (02/23/2014) [-]
no
**** ur mom LOL
User avatar #66084 - joshlol (02/22/2014) [-]
dude do you remember a few years back there was an FJer that would upload contend and get the front page

he would post pics of himself
he'd be sitting at his laptop and notice someone was doxxing an FJ girl or something so he put on this assassins creed cloak and made a point telling FJ it was wrong to do that kind of thing

**** , who was it?
User avatar #66087 to #66084 - phanact (02/23/2014) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #66099 to #66093 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/23/2014) [-]
I just got eye cancer from that

there was not a single thing there that wasnt extremely gay
User avatar #66083 - posttwo (02/22/2014) [-]
phanact.com/modguidev2/ just check the text and examples
still working on the format and still fixing some text.
#66073 - imnotkickthecat (02/22/2014) [-]
Is it hard being the top G?
Is it hard being the top G?
User avatar #66069 - lorkhan (02/21/2014) [-]
Who's best pony? (Only one from the mane six may be picked)
User avatar #66071 to #66069 - phanact (02/22/2014) [-]
rarity
User avatar #66086 to #66071 - lorkhan (02/22/2014) [-]
Wrong, Rainbow Dash is. You get nothing.
User avatar #66066 - luluwho ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
I dig it, but how many RITs would you pay for another "little horned thingy" ?
#66072 to #66070 - luluwho ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
would you like to buy another one of these ?
User avatar #66076 to #66075 - luluwho ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
What do you offer ?
User avatar #66077 to #66076 - bitchyouabitch (02/22/2014) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #66078 to #66077 - luluwho ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
bronze thumb things maybe ?
User avatar #66080 to #66079 - luluwho ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
hmmmm.... send what you think is fair ;)
User avatar #66082 to #66081 - luluwho ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Sure
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