So, what am I supposed to be looking at exactly?

your comment thumbs were at 2145

Meaning you thumbed up a lot of my comments? I'm a little confused right now.

thats exactly what i did.
want some more?

Oh ma gawrsh! YES PLEASE!
This right here
<---- yea, right there. That's you.

How can I ever repay you?

No problem brother

keep on being awesome

Thank you. Seriously. Thank you. You're the most awesome person on Funny Junk!

Some of your comments got me more thumbs
like this
http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/24974339/#c16

also i noticed that if i comment to someone, people still comment and thumb it like they understand what we're talking about *dumb asses*

I noticed that too. I couldn't help but laugh. And to think we met by you posting a "shitty" gif.

You bet your ass friends forever!

i should really do homework once in a while

WHY.

So I can have videos to watch. Lol Do you have a web cam, Angela?

I do have a cam. Naked at the moment though. Do YOU? :3

Lol yes. Why you nekkid? (i've been on omegle scaring people with my flexibility =P)

OHMAHGAWD I've been looking for that gif forever!!
I'm nekkid on omegle. lolol jk, its warm here :(

Aw. =( Well technically you were born on the same day, not the year, so FUCK THEM!

exactly, I was born before it even happened.



hmmn. what can I do for my 19th? oooh, what will you do for yours? =3

and as for your last comment...



I absolutely LOVE gentlemen.

Sounds like I'm your dream guy. ;P lol Too bad we live miles apart.

add 'romantic', then yes. you would be.



I'm a hopeless romantic :(



hmmn yeah, Texas IS far from Manila.

Well romantic is my middle name, so SHAZAM! And to the last comment, I'd probably just spend it with my family. Or what's left of it.

why won't the IMs work :(



and oRly? romantic huh? +100 cool points for you on my book ;D

IMs never work. And I fell asleep hardcore. Haha fucking weird dreams.

I dreamt of the zombie apocalypse. I sooooooooooo rocked that shit.

Lucky. I wish I had kick ass dreams like that! I have boring dreams in which I can't look in the direction I want to. It's sooooooo annoying! >XI

sometimes I dream about beating up some bitch I hate, and I somehow never get to harm her :(

Same here. Your punches go about 2 miles an hour and when you land the punch, it's like hitting someone with a marshmallow. lol I love marshmallows.

I flippin love marshmallows

I'm multi-tasking with both computers. lol Sex with marshmallows? ;D

marshmallow creme? oh fuck yeah. sticky, sweet, and fucking delicious.

*To that picture* To you, definitely.
<-----

oh yes.

IMAGINE TIME! (You're the word "Logic") Haha! XP

I'll leave this for you to decide what it is ;D

Blue balls... Be right back!





Just kidding.

A-a-a-a-a-a-Angela! It's going great. How about you?

I'm doing okay, nothing special.



.... damn, well now I have nothing else to say and its awkward .__.

Lol Awkward is my middle name.... Wait, no. ...

whatchoooo doooiiiinn?

Don't you mean *Who* am I doing? ;P Jk I'm watching a movie.

I wish I could say that....


haven't had any action for 2 years.

Aww... =( Why you gotta depress me? Don't worry Angela, I've never had sex!
*<--- me*

neither have I XD



most action I've ever gotten was having a boyfriend. period. D:

Most action I've got is making out with the chick rubbing my dick. But it was with someone I hate now so...

ooooh. so openly blunt.




me gusta.

You have a LOT of comments on your page now. I'm not worthy...

did you just admit to stalking my profile :3

. . . Yes I did?

http://www.facebook.com/dairykid



I give you permission to stalk further, because you're nice.

At first I was like, "ooo what is this?" And then I was all like, "ooooooo" lol And it wasn't exactly stalking. =P

yeah I know, it just feels nice knowing someone actually bothers checking up on me.

Yea, same here. Oh well, you're an awesome person! And to think it all started by you taking my comment virginity. XD

IT DID! XD d'aawww I think you're awesome! I'd give you a hug, but you're all the way in Diegoland :(

Me too. Wait, what kind of hug?








jk

a very tight one.

you are worthy :P I believe you are.

I had to reply on a new thread. We talk too much. What was your reaction to my picture?

your last comment? I said 'a very tight one'


me gusta.jpg



or... what picture? .__. sorry I'm pretty slow today, barely got any sleep :P

HAHA! XD I meant Facebook picture.

<--- that.



and your reaction to mine? XD

Sorta like this. Lol I thought you were really pretty.

fuck, I blush everytime I see that comment.

Haha! AWWW! I do have a way with words.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA XD that made my day XD




thank you :3 you're too nice >.<

Well it's true. =D I'm known for being the only gentleman in school.

I thought that was the whole point. lol My bad. Have a gif.

That would be a boner!

it is.

lol Hi Angela!

HI DIEGO!!!! :3

and this is you with your girlfriend. have a nice day.


you know what, actually dont have a nice day. you smelly fuck

Okay. Thanks. God bless, man, and you, yourself, have a nice day. And I mean it. Have fun with your life. I understand how you have this negative outlook on all Juggalos, and I'll be honest, some are pretty fucking pathetic. They act like they're the shit and that they're in gangs, but in reality they're really fat and weird looking. But it's cool. But seriously, have a great fucking day. I would buy you a beer if I could. ( None of this is sarcasm. I'm being dead serious.)

you know what, no matter how much i hate you guys i have to admit:

you are the nicest people ever

too bad you guys still suck ass (no offense)

None taken. Have a good day my man.

I think that cat is a little cookoo.

"yeah, man. my bro's pretty insane."



oh, you and your puns. I like punny people.

As do I fellow Funny Junkie!

please, call me Angela.

=) Hey Angela! I have a beaner name. Mine is Diego.

shit, thats one hell of a name to scream out. "Diego" ooooooh.


ahahahaha jk jk jk jk jk


.__.

"anyway... jk? lol aren't all jokes half meant? ;)"
Exactly what you said. YES!!!! XD

thats why I said it. XD

Ohoho!!! Nice!

its 5am and I'm still up.
shit.


and indeed, its very nice.

You deserve this right here. =P You're not sleepy?
And finally... When and Where? ;P

ahahaha you funny guy, you. I am sleepy, but my head hurts like a bitch. i really shouldnt hold my breath when I pleasure myself. I think my brain lacks oxygen now.


lolololol you're thousands of miles away, Diego. sadly D:

I try. =P
You hold your breath when you do that?? 0_o
Well.... I could MIND fuck you? lol

uhhh... sometimes XD I'm a bit of a masochist, really.
mind fuck me? my head already hurts ;___;

Didn't you know that sex is a natural pain killer and stress reliever?

I was thinking that, actually. but I just came (LOL) from touching myself. (double meaning ftw)

and my head hurts. shouldn't THAT actually lessen my headache, instead of cause it?

Masturbation has no effect other than a stress reliever. Le sexy time is when you get rid of pain.

I haz no man to help relieve this pain.

=( Well good morning Angela. Talk to you later.

Awww... ='/
You made me shed some of these...

awww don't cry now...

I'm off to bed though. have some hugs.

Lol Yes!

you like that don't you, you dirty boy.

That made me laugh out loud HARD!

yeah, I'm giggling as we speak.


whats up?

My dick, cause I just popped a boner at that sexy person. JK JK Just browsing some Funny Junk. You?

thanks, that's me. I'm flattered. playing some game on my ipad. (i didn't buy it, twas given, don't be judgin. :P) and facebooking.


pic related, this one's actually me this time XD

Lol you look chilled. =P

what can I say, I'm a very cool person :P

Are you currently taking these pictures and posting them?

nah, they're the first ones that show up in my documents. XD im in my jammies, its 2am here, I wouldn't look all fixed up just to post pictures D:

forgot the random gif.

2 a.m? Where do you live??

atlantis.




nah, the Philippines :)

Oh hawt dayum! I live in Texas. =P

IMs stopped working again.



this is madness.

ooh lala. I'm actually a fan of the cowgirl position. hahahaha jk (although i am)


how's it going? :3

To tell you the truth, a little turned on. lol

because of the cowgirl comment?

Hehehe... Yea...

yummy.

splendid!


come hither.

Here I cum! XP

we reached the comment limit so I couldn't reply to that one :(


anyway... jk? lol aren't all jokes half meant? ;)

True dat! XD
*gif 150% related*

I apologize. your picture did, make me giggle though :)

You don't have to apologize. ;) Jk jk lol