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#661 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
---
i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
---
sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
#648 - bulldozah (03/31/2012) [-]
You wanted to talk to someone?   
Oh, look, I'm too late...
You wanted to talk to someone?
Oh, look, I'm too late...
User avatar #649 to #689 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm not asleep yet
User avatar #646 to #686 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
what's up?

#642 - Twigspeaker (03/30/2012) [-]
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.   
   
Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.   
   
Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.   
   
...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!   
TO BATTLE!
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.

Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.

Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.

...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!
TO BATTLE!
#644 to #683 - darkoblivion (03/30/2012) [-]
alternate post   
   
hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
alternate post

hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
#638 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
>Notice the comment you left
>Come to your profile
>You already have more than 666 comments
User avatar #639 to #679 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
and yet comment counter says 667 comments as I post this
#640 to #680 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
Then something's up.

Note the post numbers.
User avatar #641 to #681 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #633 - omegasoul (03/20/2012) [-]
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,A HAPPY ONE TO YOU
User avatar #636 to #664 - darkoblivion (03/21/2012) [-]
thanks...going to end the night drowning in video games.
#630 - DeathOne ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Uhhh...happy birthday and stuff
User avatar #632 to #661 - darkoblivion (03/20/2012) [-]
thank you
#629 - leed (03/20/2012) [-]
Happy bloody birthday!
Have an apple!
User avatar #631 to #660 - darkoblivion (03/20/2012) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #627 to #654 - darkoblivion (03/20/2012) [-]
thanks
#616 - malizlewaa (03/20/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday! ♥
#614 - theapocalipz (03/20/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday bro!!!
User avatar #620 to #645 - darkoblivion (03/20/2012) [-]
i knew someone was going to send out a mass message.
User avatar #615 to #645 - darkoblivion (03/20/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #524 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Ohai
User avatar #600 to #630 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
You wouldn't get this from any other guy...
User avatar #601 to #631 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
User avatar #602 to #632 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
Gotta make you understand
User avatar #603 to #633 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

User avatar #604 to #634 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
User avatar #605 to #635 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

User avatar #606 to #636 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
Never gonna turn around and
Hurt you
User avatar #607 to #637 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
We've known each other for so long
User avatar #608 to #638 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
.....okay you win, I don't know the rest
User avatar #609 to #639 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
i didn't know any of what i posted...i pulled up the lyrics
#610 to #640 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
I will have my revenge...
User avatar #611 to #641 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
I thought it was obvious
User avatar #612 to #642 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
I had my suspicions...until you got to that last one. I knew then you probably looked up the lyrics.
Nevertheless, I will still have revenge...
User avatar #613 to #643 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
good luck with that
User avatar #578 to #555 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS

What?

A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE.
User avatar #580 to #610 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you know the song?
User avatar #581 to #611 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
...um....
User avatar #582 to #612 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
lonely island, jack sparrow
User avatar #583 to #613 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
I shall look it up
User avatar #585 to #614 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
did you find it?
User avatar #586 to #616 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
heh that was pretty funny
User avatar #587 to #617 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
not a fan of their other songs though
User avatar #588 to #618 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
Jizz in my pants was fun for a while, but kinda old for me now
User avatar #589 to #619 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
Jack Sparrow is the only song i've liked for an extended period
User avatar #590 to #620 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
For me, any new song that I like becomes basically the only song I listen to non stop until I hear another new song, then the process repeats.
User avatar #591 to #621 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
i know that feel but i usually try not to follow through.
User avatar #592 to #622 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
I give in and eventually learn every word of the song, only to never really sing it and wait until it becomes old after a while of other new songs.
User avatar #593 to #623 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
**** that **** , i can never learn the words to any song
User avatar #594 to #624 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
We're no strangers to lo-o-ove...
User avatar #595 to #625 - darkoblivion (03/19/2012) [-]
i only know the chorus
User avatar #596 to #626 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
You know the rules, and so do I...
User avatar #598 to #628 - theapocalipz (03/19/2012) [-]
.....dun dun dun dun is what I'm thinking o-o-of...
User avatar #584 to #614 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
i hope you enjoy it, the song is funny to me
User avatar #558 to #555 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
good afternoon(?) sir
User avatar #559 to #589 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
Aye. How ya doing?
User avatar #560 to #590 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
pretty good, i was walking around trying to figure out what to buy with the little money I've received so far for my birthday.

bought some blind bag ponies but I didn't get anyone i care about.
User avatar #561 to #591 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
It's your birthday today? :O
User avatar #562 to #592 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
tuesday
User avatar #563 to #593 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
....laaaast tuesday or thiiiiis tuesday?
User avatar #564 to #594 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
the coming Tuesday

#565 to #595 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
I shall try to remember!
User avatar #566 to #596 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
I'll probably post something about it
User avatar #568 to #598 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
anyway what's going down on your end
User avatar #569 to #599 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
Boring as **** , hating that spring break is over here and I gotta go back to school tomorrow :/
User avatar #570 to #600 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #571 to #601 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
Well, I got girlfriend now so hopefully school won't be too bad with her around.
#573 to #603 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
Apparently I could've gotten many others before her, never knew I was that good looking.
User avatar #574 to #604 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
again....lucky

then again they do say i look like bernie mac
User avatar #575 to #605 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
I can also look like a pirate if I wanted to. :3

Just grow out my beard a bit more, style it, do stuff with my hair, and boom! Just need the clothes.
User avatar #576 to #606 - darkoblivion (03/18/2012) [-]
irl pirates just wear whatever don't they?
User avatar #577 to #607 - theapocalipz (03/18/2012) [-]
..well the current ones yeah, but I mean the pirates of the caribbean pirates all argh and **** .
User avatar #527 to #555 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #547 to #558 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Dem links...
User avatar #548 to #578 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
welovefine and [url deleted] i think
User avatar #549 to #579 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
rebbuble


.com
User avatar #553 to #583 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
not sure if gusta
User avatar #554 to #584 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Well it probably means you got killed, so probably not
User avatar #555 to #585 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
I cannot die
User avatar #556 to #586 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
That's the spirit!
User avatar #557 to #587 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
and the spirit is unbeatable
User avatar #551 to #581 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
your welcome
User avatar #528 to #558 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Vectoring some pictures
User avatar #529 to #559 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
i doubt i'd ever be successful doing something likethat...no patience to master my editing software
#530 to #560 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Oh trust me I'm no master at it.

Here's the one I just did.
Sux ass.
It might be better if I just remove the hair altogether...
User avatar #531 to #561 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
i see what you mean...the hair looks rather angular and unnatural
#532 to #562 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Here's the original

******* blurry...
User avatar #533 to #563 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
hmmm...i wonder what scene that's from
User avatar #534 to #564 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm gonna guess when he's fighting Aizen
User avatar #535 to #565 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
maybe.
User avatar #536 to #566 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Gah, messing up too much. Ragequit.

So how ya been?
User avatar #537 to #567 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
pretty good, found out my pony shirt exchange went through and the new sized shirts should come around 2 days after my birthday. Got back in touch with one of my favorite internet peeps (only official member of my internet family).

pretty good seems like the right word.
User avatar #538 to #568 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
description
User avatar #539 to #569 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Noice.
User avatar #540 to #570 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
feelsgoodman.jpeg
#541 to #571 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Damn I want this jacket...

You happen to know of any place where I can get clothing items such as this?
User avatar #542 to #572 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
not really no.
User avatar #544 to #574 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
i only know where to locate pony related items

User avatar #545 to #575 - theapocalipz (03/17/2012) [-]
Hmm...I do need a Rainbow Dash shirt...
User avatar #546 to #576 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
[url deleted] or [url deleted]
User avatar #522 - appleboom (03/16/2012) [-]
I don't
User avatar #523 to #553 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
not sure if doesn't want to talk or just joking around
User avatar #525 to #554 - appleboom (03/17/2012) [-]
how you doing?
User avatar #526 to #556 - darkoblivion (03/17/2012) [-]
pretty good
User avatar #509 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
Okie dokie
User avatar #510 to #540 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
threw me off for a second, i expected you to post on your profile again
User avatar #511 to #541 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
nopey dopey
User avatar #512 to #542 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
i hope pinkie pie has never actually said that
User avatar #514 to #543 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=huId-Z5HOUg
User avatar #513 to #543 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
it matters why?
User avatar #515 to #544 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
i'm assuming you psted a link because she did...damn it just sounds more dumb than cute to me.
User avatar #518 to #548 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
that's nice
User avatar #519 to #549 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
you know nothing of awkward turtle do you...i swear i explained this before
User avatar #520 to #550 - xblthatguy (03/16/2012) [-]
gotta go.
#501 - Twigspeaker (03/15/2012) [-]
Bella Bacon : Shade's Story

Far far away, in a distant magical land called The Internet.
Shade, Olivia's daughter, was already making everypony all cornflakes with syrup.
Shade was best in her class at math, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for talented children and that's all that mattered to them. They didn’t mind that she was a bit wild at times.
At 11, she knew loads of languages, two ancient, 2 computer and 3 sign languages! She found it easy, and learnt them with her mom By now, Olivia was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off. She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was beautiful in a rugged kinda way. Once, long ago, her was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. She was no longer a solider, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting. She was troubled by a newspaper article she read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from FunnyJunk was killed in a small war. She was one of the few people that knew that that shouldn’t happen, because of a magic spell she cast with a Green Thumb a few years ago. The Green Thumb was now hidden in her garage. Olivia was disturbed from her deep thinking by Shade tugging on her shirt. "Mom! Mom! Look!"
Shade pointed urgently at the horizon. "Oh no!" Para-ninjas Hundreds of them! They were coming straight at her house.

She ran inside and bolted the front door and told everyone to run out the back. They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room. "Quick! Start the Blimp! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as JC ran out. He ran back in with his helmet. "Holy **** !".
Olivia, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around her garage in order to hide her precious Green Thumb. The rocks fell and buried it totally secretly so no one would find it. (None of the para-ninjas heard the explosion as they were looking the other way.)
#502 to #532 - Twigspeaker (03/15/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer. Olivia and her family ran to the hanger, Shade leading the way with her katana. They dodged the para-ninjas as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire. "Dont worry! We are almost there!". They dived into their escape vehicle, guns blazing.
There was a solider already there, but Shade whacked him! "Good job!" Olivia said, as she pushed the para-ninja out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance. "Did you get the secret message?" "Yes, my good friend Kid told me that Antebellum was behind this!".
"We gotta deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece." So they joined onwards, their enemies in hot pursuit!

AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BORING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORIES ABOUT TRAVELING! YAWN!

"We are almost there. Be thankful nothing has gone wrong!" said Olivia as they arrived near there journey's end. "Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Kid as he fall down a cliff. "Nooooo–!”
"There there, it will be OK.." "No. This is something... you cannot ease." "Oh"

What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:
Only it was even cooler because i didn’t have to write it! When it was in my head the words didn’t get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, it's to save me time.
OK, they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Don't worry! The bad guy dies!

"And then Olivia met Antebellum and she said "HU, YOU DON'T LOOK SO BIG". Antebellum laughed at her for that.
Then Olivia shot bullets from her shotgun really fast and the bullets went zooming and hit the final boss in the eyes and then she couldn’t see. Olivia said "This is the end for you!" and kicked Antebellum in the chest and the the final boss fell. Olivia said "She is dead now, you are safe"
"Thank you!" "Glade I could help, Kid!" "But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

The End.
User avatar #504 to #533 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
seriously though i have no idea what the heck is going on.
User avatar #505 to #535 - Twigspeaker (03/16/2012) [-]
Suki Ponyo took up fanfiction as a hobby.
She's also breaking the forth wall.
User avatar #506 to #536 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
....wut? I have no idea who that is
User avatar #508 to #538 - darkoblivion (03/16/2012) [-]
random as all hell man
User avatar #496 to #526 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
no reaction pic
User avatar #498 to #528 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
Huh, that's cool
User avatar #499 to #529 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
sorry took out the trash
User avatar #472 to #502 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #473 to #503 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
Sorry about earlier! How are you?
User avatar #474 to #504 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
sorry about what now? and i'm good.
User avatar #476 to #505 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
Not replying. Good to hear you're okay.
User avatar #478 to #507 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
eh don't worry about that
User avatar #479 to #509 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
okie dokie
User avatar #480 to #510 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
I was just letting all of the rough realities i'm expecting to face at some point to get to me.
User avatar #485 to #515 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
seriously it's hard to reply to emoticons
User avatar #489 to #519 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
lol i've seen an r34 edit of that pic
User avatar #490 to #520 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
Not sure if want...
User avatar #491 to #521 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
haha got you to speak
User avatar #492 to #522 - xblthatguy (03/12/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying not too.
User avatar #493 to #523 - darkoblivion (03/12/2012) [-]
anytime after someone goes a while only posting pictures i always assume afterword that they are trying not to speak. blame lefty
User avatar #383 - ninjabadger (03/07/2012) [-]
I experienced the same problem with the [+] children button thing....

Would start a conversation....if I wasn't headin' to bed~

Another time, perhaps.

Night~
User avatar #384 to #404 - darkoblivion (03/07/2012) [-]
i'm sorry 404 comment not found
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User avatar #381 to #401 - darkoblivion (03/06/2012) [-]
it's not just you apparently...but i didn't really say anything actually.

all i said was "heh..."
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