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User avatar #51 - MaelRadec (04/25/2011) [-]
so... what's up?
User avatar #17 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
i have 1 question... would you fight a real god of war, blood, skulls, murder, anger, cannibalism and bloodlust?
User avatar #38 to #25 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
Ha ha ha! You are already going insane in my presence! I am through the portal, you see. So are you. Welcome to my world.
User avatar #39 to #46 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
hmmm... nice and cozy just like my world... wait a min... is that right what i smell... plague?
User avatar #40 to #47 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
I can't say. That's the fun part in my world. What is real and what is in your head?
User avatar #41 to #48 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
that reminds me of my brothers domain... nothing is true there except for the floor... everything else changes and never stays the same for more that an hour... not to mention my friends domain... but we're not here to talk we're here to fight... *light my self in fire and a mask appears before my face unleashing a power that slowly get it corrupted by the ruinous powers of chaos* that's more like it....
User avatar #42 to #49 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
I'm going to take a walk. I haven't been in my domain for a while. *Walks away, then fades into nothingness*
User avatar #43 to #50 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
ooh well... CAN I FELL MY SELF AT HOME?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #44 to #51 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
*images of me surround you* I don't care. But every minute you spend here you go more insane. By the way, you should safely assume that everything here can kill you. You can never tell.
User avatar #46 to #52 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
how do you survive in this domain?
User avatar #45 to #52 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
com'on i'm a bloodthirster back at my domain everything wants to kill me even my subjects and those who come from the outside of KHORNE's domain... that is plague bearers, way changers and sound keepers
User avatar #47 to #53 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
You are free to stay in this world, at the cost of your sanity. You probably are insane by now, anyway. So, yes you can stay.
User avatar #48 to #55 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
i have been insane since my birth... hey wanna come to my domain sometime not for fighting...
User avatar #49 to #56 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
Why not? Oh, and are you sure you are leaving my domain and entering yours? That is the magic of my domain, who knows if you left? The appearance of your domain could be a product of your now-fevered mind.
User avatar #50 to #57 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
well... let's say that i can feel the chaos... and i'm used to imaginations...thanks to my brother... so yeah... see ya around somewhere between dimensions....
#18 to #25 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
Depends. Who are we talking about here?
User avatar #19 to #26 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
my skull lord KHORNE!!!!
#20 to #27 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
I can take him.
User avatar #21 to #28 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
well than let's say your beaten at the first swing of his chain-saw-ax... not to mention he got pretty stronger thanks to you...
#22 to #29 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
Well then I lost. Time to prepare for the championship! Turn on the song my minion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
User avatar #23 to #30 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
what championship? ooh and btw i wasn't your minion... just a very loyal servant of the bloodgod....
#24 to #31 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
Not talking to you! Montage Mode, activated! I'm going Rocky!
#25 to #32 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
well then... i shall be released of this pathetic human form... aah much more better...
User avatar #26 to #33 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
You ready to fight? 'Cause I'm ready to take you down! Minion, the other song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
User avatar #27 to #34 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! THIS ONE'S BETTER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9n46yUXpE now shall we begin?
#28 to #35 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
Prepare to die!
User avatar #29 to #36 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
LESS TALK MORE FIGHT!!!!! *swings the giant chain-scythe towards your neck and takes the giant chain-sword in defense*
User avatar #30 to #37 - lordcthulhu (04/23/2011) [-]
*flies into the air* *attempts to take sword*
User avatar #31 to #38 - MaelRadec (04/23/2011) [-]
*slashes your hand with my wing and defend myself with the scythe and thrust with the lower side of the sword* i always come prepared...
User avatar #32 to #39 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
I must sometimes rely on my companions in battle. *summons demons* Now, kill!
User avatar #33 to #40 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
2 can play at that game... *slashes the air near me and open a portal to the warp* if you wanna play with daemons than my domain is the best place of doing so... *the portal sucks both us and your demons in*
User avatar #34 to #41 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
I love visiting places! How about we visit my dimension next time. If there is a next time. I think I need more demons here. *Summons demons*
User avatar #35 to #42 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
hmhmhmhmhmh...hahahahaha...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! your little minions become mine in the warp... it's only a matter of your will and time before you become mine to....* a swing with my scythe towards your wings from the side 5 times the speed before...
User avatar #36 to #43 - lordcthulhu (04/24/2011) [-]
Fine. Lets play in MY World. *opens up another portal which pills me in*
User avatar #37 to #44 - MaelRadec (04/24/2011) [-]
ooh no KHORNE doesn't think so... *the portal closes even before you get sucked in* *slashing down your wings*
#15 - talibanvoltorb (04/06/2011) [-]
We Summon You lordcthulhu we offer you our world so you may smite the owls enemeys! Rise and destroy the beasts of this realm!
#16 to #23 - lordcthulhu (04/06/2011) [-]
OK! I needed a job anyway.
User avatar #12 - shapow (03/13/2011) [-]
All hail Lord Cthulhu! MY KING

Am I worthy?
#11 - talibanvoltorb (03/10/2011) [-]
I Chalenge you...to mortal combat!
User avatar #6 - DagothUr (03/10/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSwHlC_jtI Is it true Cthulhu fart? :3
#7 to #11 - lordcthulhu (03/10/2011) [-]
...Maybe...
User avatar #8 to #12 - DagothUr (03/10/2011) [-]
Further examination of your anus must be conducted to verify that it is. Tell me, how does it make a sound ten times louder than a blue whale?
#9 to #13 - lordcthulhu (03/10/2011) [-]
That is classified.
User avatar #10 to #14 - DagothUr (03/10/2011) [-]
I see.

*Makes note about fishy smelling Cthulhu fart weapon, suggests on how to prepare defensibly for such said attack.*
#5 - talibanvoltorb (03/03/2011) [-]
you are indeed a soldier of funnyjunk.....
User avatar #2 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2011) [-]
you made THE BEST comment thread I have ever seen.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordcthulhu (01/18/2011) [-]
Why thank you kind sir.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2011) [-]
I'm just glad to see someone who is in love with mass effect as I am.
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