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User avatar #351 - slappadabassman (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks:)
User avatar #341 - derpyhoovesretard (02/17/2013) [-]
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue
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#314 to #313 - danrmanalt (01/14/2013) [-]
Pretty good, but I keep losing track of time
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User avatar #316 to #315 - danrmanalt (01/14/2013) [-]
Nah, but I keep getting sucked into unimportant tasks
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User avatar #319 to #317 - danrmanalt (01/14/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity, why are you starting a convo with me?
I don't think I've ever really talked to you before :o
User avatar #305 - exrflarion (01/10/2013) [-]
Y
User avatar #306 to #305 - danrmanalt (01/10/2013) [-]
cuz
I add people from le randoms that I like
haven't done it in a while though...
#307 to #306 - exrflarion (01/10/2013) [-]
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You like me?
User avatar #309 to #308 - exrflarion (01/10/2013) [-]
<345678
User avatar #310 to #309 - danrmanalt (01/10/2013) [-]
<3456789
User avatar #304 - danrmanalt (01/09/2013) [-]
‮ponihoax
User avatar #292 - zyvac ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
What comment did you mention me in? o.o
User avatar #293 to #292 - danrmanalt (01/05/2013) [-]
:/
I probably rolled a comment of yours.
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User avatar #288 - danrmanalt (12/24/2012) [-]
magical fairy princess
User avatar #289 to #288 - danrmanalt (12/24/2012) [-]
magical fairy princessistrator
User avatar #275 - danrmanalt (12/06/2012) [-]
**danrmanalt rolled user kirbysilver ** Guddumn man, no one ever rolls me and now you do a thing like this to me? What the fuck is your problem man? I hope you die in a horribly painful accident, right after losing every single one of your friends. If you even had friends you ass-burger!

You're cool have a thumb
#274 - danrmanalt (12/06/2012) [-]
**danrmanalt rolled a random comment #2 posted by DerangedSpoon at Pimpin' on a Budget ** :
Reminds me of this...
#253 - SonicTeam (11/28/2012) [-]
Hello Danrmanalt.
How may I be at your assistance?
User avatar #254 to #253 - danrmanalt (11/28/2012) [-]
I was just adding you, cause I had you as a friend on my old account.
Please don't hurt me
User avatar #255 to #254 - SonicTeam (11/28/2012) [-]
Which account?
User avatar #256 to #255 - danrmanalt (11/28/2012) [-]
danrman, I lost my password :s
User avatar #257 to #256 - SonicTeam (11/28/2012) [-]
That makes sense to the name. Well OK then. Glad to have you back my friend.
User avatar #258 to #257 - danrmanalt (11/28/2012) [-]
:))
Well, I'm going to sleep now, seeya.
User avatar #259 to #258 - SonicTeam (11/28/2012) [-]
Toodles.
User avatar #251 - emmiepony (11/27/2012) [-]
Don't name spam.
User avatar #252 to #251 - danrmanalt (11/27/2012) [-]
Sorry
:P
User avatar #250 - danrmanalt (11/27/2012) [-]
cctheskinnycat
User avatar #245 - wrinklynewt (11/26/2012) [-]
seriously
when did you get blue?
User avatar #246 to #245 - danrmanalt (11/26/2012) [-]
Huh?
I didn't...
User avatar #247 to #246 - wrinklynewt (11/26/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/random/338412#338412

for some reason this looks colored to me

hmm
User avatar #248 to #247 - danrmanalt (11/26/2012) [-]
Huh, it does look sorta rose-colored...
User avatar #249 to #248 - wrinklynewt (11/26/2012) [-]
yeah, i copy-pasted it too and it looked that way for me
i guess all the "i"s in smalltext do that
User avatar #244 - danrmanalt (11/26/2012) [-]
fabulous
User avatar #241 - blastizard (11/25/2012) [-]
Can I have your raw chickens and watermelons
User avatar #242 to #241 - danrmanalt (11/25/2012) [-]
Sure, do I have that many?
User avatar #243 to #242 - blastizard (11/25/2012) [-]
Any amount is good enough
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