I have no idea what you're going on about.

Why do you do this to me??

Do what? Make you swoon in PASSION?

whatever, im going to bed



and no you cant lay with me

You can't stop me, honeybun.

YOU CAN'T STOP LOVE

You don't recognize your new best friend?

No.

Well suck it up, pally, cause we totes bffls now.

How dare you, sir. Deny my quest for companionship, shameful. Do you want to know what happened to the last person who rejected my amiable advances? I baked him a cake.

You've been warned.

NOOOO

Shh, accet it.

No

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL...WHO IS SHE?

Go away

But I love you

No

There can be only ONE Cobra Commander here, you imposter/ buffoon!

What did you just say.

That's a punishable offence.

Are you mad at me?

I could be

Why?

You do not even know, do you

No I dont, please tell me

I don't even know

....do you wanna go out?

What does 'out' entail exactly? Does that mean I have to leave my house?

I can't deal with that.

I can't deal with that.

do you want to go...in?


wut

Now you're just being silly.

Do you want to date me?


Is that better?

January 18, 1993

Consider yourself dated.

Do you want to be my girlfriend?


IS THAT BETTER?

Night :D

Bah. I could go on, but I spare you the onslaught.
No thank you.

I don't date. That's all.
head pat

Oh god FINALLY an answer

Im going to bed now

no

I guess I'll just go find someone else.

What up T-dog, what's the haps?

**SevenSherlockS rolls 55** A number and I draw our honeymoon and me morphing into a preying mantis and devouring your head.

kids are gross

LOL! What about a black widow? It'd be far emo-er xD

Why would I want that? I'm a happy little champ. :DDD

Smiling =/= Happy (or sane for that matter)

~

Oh Really.

Quite

oh jegus

oh my

I look like gorgeous on toast.

Ah, what the hell? I'll do it.

What should we do for the honeymoon?

Right. This is a bit awkward, but I have this Cobra Commander outfit and you're gonna put it on and we'll see where it goes from there.

Also, talk with a raspy voice and a slight speech impediment on your s's.

Yessssssssss ma'am.

Fantastic.

I like the looks of this

o
k

**SevenSherlockS rolled a random image posted in comment #295 at Brace yourself norwegians **

EAT CHALK, EVIL-DOER
I love Malcolm in the Middle

yes Yes YES
Good great show

Eternally.

We should do something about that.

Great, you get right on that, chief.

Hai

Whatcha been up to?

Staring at walls, rethinking my life. The usual.
You?

Watching cartoons. Especially this awesome one we both seem to love

Just about the best content Disney has to offer.
You jacked my next gif, by the way.

Yup stole it right off your hard drive

You scallywag .

You're one of those people I like to go out of my way to ignore. :L
HELLO~

Can I at least have a reason.

Usually 'cause I'm lazy and typing's way too much work.

Now it's cause I have now reaction pictures on this computer so I gotta go out and fine one.

I can talk without reaction pictures, lol. You could've said so.

Well I didn't think of that. :I

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Not sure if serious...

About 30 percent srs.

Meh, fair enough. So, how've you been.

Fabulous. How about yourself?

Alright.

Whacha been up to~?

Commenting, school, music, coca cola.

Mhm mhm mhm.
What are we supposed to be talking about?

I dunno. What do you want to talk about?

Lumberjacks. :U

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night, and I work all day.

Oh...I knew that...
Yeah.
.-.

OF COOOOUUUURRRRRRRRRRSE YOU DID

No, what? No. 's wrong with you. Honking lumberjack boots, not heels.

>mfw I'm making a Monty Python reference

Oh god, I want to be a lumberjack...so bad

And wear high heels?

WELL FUCK YOU TOO

;_;