Huzzah for killing things!

Aww. Love you too, Matt.

Hey there, gold. How are ya?

still alive, thanks for asking

found orange saying he's small

i now see why you love teasing him

and how are you?

Huh, he didn't look small.

I'm doing very well thank you for asking.
So who ya stalking nowadays then?

you, orange, sometimes fimi, jofj,

and he said it hmself

funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/phantoma/3983084/MLP+Friendly+Board/1622535#1622535

and what keeps you busy?

Silly, gold. He's talking about his character, not he himself.

And I've been busy with a few things that are busy busy busy!
But mostly TF2 and talking with people on here.

i kno

youre still trying to bed orange i seen

a kwestion, do you write stuff?

Well not really... not anymore.

And it's funny you mention writing because that's what I'm doing in college at the moment.

i mean...whatever you write about

tf2 or ponies or whatever

not math

Nope. Haven't had the time.

Though I would like to though.
Heh. Write some fluff and get it out my system.

why dobt you write stuff about your oc and his

im sure he'll like it

Oh believe me, I would if I had the time.

why dont you have time?

how old are you?

Because I'm busy with college work.

And I'm 18

oooooooooh

a'ight i understand now then :c

keep that in mind

im off to bed

cya samwise

Okay then, nighty night, gold!

dont forget

when i come back tomorrow

we kontinju

Oh nonsense. I'm sure your hair is positively lovely!

It grows too faaaaaaast..

I know your pain.
I desperately need to get a haircut before it becomes unmanageable.

Long hair is impossible.

At least you don't get berated for having long hair.
Bloody buggers, always insulting my haistyle.

I'm sure you look lovely. All hair is nice hair.

Anyhow, i'm off to bed.
It's been nice talking to you, TF^^

And the same to you.
Ta ta and nighty night, fimi.

Hate you? When have I ever hated you?
Argued with you? Yes I have. Hate you? Nope, never.

I mix the two up a lot..
Foxy always talks about you, when i rarely get to talk to him.
Positively, I should add, i feel silly for being so scared to talk to you.

..How are you?

Ah it's alright, no need to worry.

And at this moment in time my self esteem and self confidence are doing backflips and frontflips because of reasons that I hate myself for. Though fox is certainly enjoying himself right now...

Oh?
I. probably shouldn't ask. that'd be awful nosy.
but you seem lovely to me.

Go ask foxy if you want... I'd rather not tell you myself, too nerve-racking. vnwbvihwvwbwrvw

And thank you, that's awfully sweet of you.

I shan't, that's your business.i'm nosy enough as it is.

So, i uh.. huh. How was halloween for you? Iunno, i'm terrible at talking.

I'm a bit of that an attention whore and I'll be the first to admit that, so if you want to do some snooping then I ain't gonna stop ya.

As for Halloween it was fairly quiet this year. Just stayed at home with the family watching scary movies. It was fun.
How did your Halloween go?

I didn't really do much. Halloween isn't my holiday.
Some little shits broke my door, though.

but I did go to see Les Miserables at Queens theater last Friday.
It was really good.

Now all you gotta do is break their legs and then you'll be even!

I admit that the theate isn't quite appealing to me... well, I've never been to a theate so I wouldn't know. Ignorance is bliss and all that. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good time, fim.

I also apologize if my replies are slow.

It's okay, mine are all slow too.

I've always been fascinated by it, ever since I was little. But we all have something to love, i guess. It's just too bad theater is so expensive.

What kinda stuff to you like?

Well lets see.
I like gaming, I like reading, I like sleeping, I like talking with people, I like to play with my cats, I like bums, I like comic books, and I like having some time alone when I can peacefully daydream about things.
I think that about covers it really.

Hey, I like most of those, too!

Huzzah for liking the same things! butIforgottoaddhairtothatlistthatslikemyfavouritethinghowcouldIforgetaaaa

Hair? heh. I know a few people who like hair now.
It's silly how much people like dead stuff.

But hair is the best thing ever!
Especially when people play with it... stroking, running their hands through it, twirling it around their fingers~ It' just... UNF!

I.. i guess so.

You like hair play, don't you fim?

nuuuuuu..

So you wouldn't mind if I stroked your hair then?

I guess not.
It's not as silky as usual though.
mrerh.

Who the hell are you? Get off of my profile ya knob!


Leave me alone. There are so many people and so little time to friend them all!

Nice to see you too Sam

And the same to you, whoozy.
Thoooough I don't ever recall giving you my real name, unless someone else did.

Sam? Noted.

Yeeeeeees.
Now to make things fair you have to give me your name, your location, your gender, your social security number, your sexual orientation, your mothers maiden name and all that jazz.

Do you even watch my show?

It's the one with all the hot naked people... right?

Me

Oh hello there. How are you?

Great

Good to hear! I apologize if I seem a bit short and lacking with my replies. I'm a tad bit busy at the mo... also I'm quite tired so that's not a big help.

But anyway, what brings you here?

Well I was wondering if I could get a small favor

Well it depends on what it is that you want.

Sorry to beg,but I was wondering if I could have some of your F.J points...I need them for helping my item collecting

Oh, well I suppose I can comply with that request. Not like I'm using my points for anything.

But, um... I'm not quite sure how to give you them.

Just go to my profile,above my items and click Initiate a trade with

So how many points do you want then?

How many would you be willing to give?

THAT MANY!

Nice. Thank you

Not a problem.

elloooo wired. How are ya?

Bored, you?

Aww, that sucks.
I'm eating pizza right now and this pic sums up how I'm feeling.

But it's in a good way though.

Is that... A pair of panties?
Or is it toast?

You know... I have no idea.
I'll leave it up to you to decide.

Panties, definitely.

Okay then! I definitely have my own pair of green panties lying around.

My next reply will be a bit late because I have to go and head off home. See ya soon.

Alright, see you!

And... Dammit... I'm thinking of you in panties now, why you do dis to meh?

I actually have some rainbow underwear. They're very comfy and snug.

In your wildest dreams, you could never, ever, possibly even begin to fathom the many things I would be prepared to do for some pictures...

Well you're not seeing theeeem~

Oooh yes I am~

This sounds like the beginning of a rape incident.

Would you like that?

Of course not.

I'm sure.

But that would upset the person she loves.
Plus, he's a dick who doesn't care about others feelings so I bet he'd go apeshit if she did that.

If he doesnt' care about her feelings, she should find a better guy.

I'm not the one who needs to be told that. Buuuut seeing as how I'm now blocked, I can't tell her.
Ugh... I was in such a good mood.

Is it Lassie?

Yes.
Don't try anything pikachu. I know what you're like.

From what I remember, I'm one who solves things.

I've helped Kitty and many others with...These types of situations despite my lack of experience.

But it is not my place. And I honestly thought she was better than that...

I'm conflicted.
A part of me wants you or anyone to help her while another is hoping that you just ignore it.

I don't know her.

Everyone I help is a friend of mine. She doesn't even know I exist.

I know I know. Don't worry about it.

Heh, I could always just make a new temporary account just to friend her and see how she's doing without him knowing.
Buuuut that kinda sounds creepy and stalkerish...

You need to talk to her. PM her. She's going to end up getting hurt horribly if you don't.

I can't, she blocked me.
She's happy with him for now at any rate... I only hope that he keeps her happy.

I'm gonna be heading off to bed soon so I'll talk with you another time.

If he regulates her friends, he won't. She'll end up getting hurt.

Good night.

Well it seems being blocked doesn't stop you from just talking to people off of their profile.
Too bad she was heading off to bed as we started talking... oh well, at least she still wants to talk.

Well I'm off for real now.
Nighty night pikachu.

Okay, good night man.

Clearly you've got our roles mixed up again.

Hah! Quite, knave. Bow down now and I may even let you lick my boot.

**ThatTFguy bows down**

Oh fine then.

Now, knave, go fetch me some mead.

Um... I already drank it all...

**fictionxxx sighs.**

This is why we cannot have wondrous things, ThatTFguy.

Very well, seek out the local tavern and purchase some more, and this time, don't drink it all.

I already spent my gold on silly little things... like hatsssssss

Very well. Go fetch some gold from the Crown Vault, then go buy the mead. I suggest you don't wander off and go see that Presto character again or whatever his name is.

I'll probably need to get some extra gold out fooooooor travel... yes.

Presto... I wonder where he's at nowadays?

More gold? Very well, take as much as you need.

Last I heard he was wandering around causing some sort of mischief. We had to release the guard earlier today to a nearby village.

I might get robbed on my way there so don't blame me if some of the gold is missing.

Oh I must go see the blue bugger again sometime.

I would not go see that Presto. He is trouble.

Oh no he ain't. He's a proper gentleman like.
I simply must see him again.

I sincerely suggest you do not.

Now go, I want my mead.

Hmph, fine then.

Hehe. How're you ThatTFguy?

Someone just asked me the same darn thing.
So I'll have to copy paste what I told them because I'm popular tonight!

Notifications! AAAA!

I'm just sitting here... dumb smile on my face as I enjoy this blissful happiness that swept over my body a few days ago and has remained with me.

I've also just lost a great friend of mine on here due to an over-protective, angry, jealous, poor-excuse of a boyfriend.
You try reasoning with a person and all they can do is use foul language and blatantly ignore your arguments.

This is my ideology on that.

If said friend is more inclined to her boyfriend than her friends, she's not really worth being friends with.

Sorry for late reply.

I should have specified that it was the boyfriend I tried reasoning with.
It's not her fault... she's a very submissive person who will do anything for the people she loves.

Still. She should put her friends first.

Elloooooo

How're you doing?

I'm doing greeeeeeaaaaat thank yooou.

How 'bout you?

I'm well.

But I've come here strictly for business.

Strict and business are two words that are foreign to TFguy.

But go ahead.

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Thank you for whaaaaaaaat?

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You deserve them.

So, you got the sniper hat for me?

Crocleather Slouch! That's the one.

Nope, that's not it. D:

But, the other one, the pyro one, is amazing in everyway. Thank you T_T

Who the hell did I give my Slouch to then?

Yeah... the Madame Dixie was goood.

I need to find out who gave me that sniper hat.

I owe you! If there's anything I could ever do for you!

Enjoy your presents, that's what.

Oh come now, you know I will!

Anything else, and I'm always right there, okay?

You don't ever need to do anything for me, Thatguy. Just being my friend is more than enough.

You sure thatguy?

Peeeerfectly sure.

If it was that white one (It's name escapes me) then yes.

Yeeees?

How many Trixie pics do you have?

Um... a lot.

I thought you'd need 727 pics more and you probably have over 80% of them.

Thank you, but I'm good for Trixie pics right now.
I mostly only save the ones I can use as reaction pics anyway.

So what's up?

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No

No idea.

righty then

how you doin sammy/sam/samwise/samuel/samantha?

Call me Sammy, Samuel or Samantha and we're gonna have trouble.

samwise it is
it cannot be undone
the words have been spoken
the rules made

you gonna answer me or what?

Nooooooooooooope.

cmon samwise

how you feelin :3

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

*_* saaaammeeeeeeeeeeeh

whats your surname?

Like I'm gonna tell you.

yes?

or is it actually gamgee?

Nope

samwise pls

Sometimes, maybe. If I'm in the mood for it and I know that don't need to be doing anything else at that moment in time.

Hm. Alright I'll keep that in mind. Also it turns out Steam works on this laptop so if you wanna play TF2 again sometime just let me know.

Heck yes! Though I'm most likely gonna be out for most of the day so maybe later tonight.

Nice new sketches by the way. But what's with that scar?

Part of Lucky's backstory. Updated the whole thing on that F-List profile if you wanna read it.

You need to shave your cock dude.

I fucking knew it.

That's just ridiculously small.

Pfft. Playing on a modded server with lowered difficulty. Filthy casual.

Oh it was still hard.
The direct hit sollys truly had an aimbot.
Even as a tiny as fuck pyro they still killed me.

It's not the size of the stick that matters. It's the hole you're throwing it in.

It's a guy's job to thrust wherever there is a hole.

You have have a hole....

>have have

jioufh0iqehivqehifvha

>jioufh0iqehivqehifvha

Quite.

I love you.

No you don't.
You're just keeping until I'm ripe for sex.

Why wub woo!

...

Oh my god...

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/tf2/Selling+Chocolate/pxBiGck

Now we wait.
I wonder if I should whore myself out with some self promotion?

Yes.

Oh.

I was playing ZvM on a modded server.

Pocket sized Pyro + Phlog = Dead Zombies

Zombie vs Machine? Oh I must play that mod with you soon.

666

Oh no. That's what I call the halloween event.

You mean Route 666 or Ghost Fort? (New map with Merasmus)

I couldn't save the server though :c

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffine then. I'll have to look for it then.