I have time tomorrow if she wants to then.

Wanna come over tomorrow afternoon?

sure

Alright sounds good.

sometimes

Damn, sorry then :D

idk, im not good at offers?

people stopped being interested in them, and I have only ten state myths left.
also theres not a lot of good myths left

So actually made 40 posts just about state myths?
Well that sucks, I enjoyed. But it seems like too much work just to satisfy one guy who is talking to you over the internet

#4?

im sorry?

You're number 4, a celebrity among fellow funnyjunkies. I wish I had the honour of being number 4, having people count on me, making great content, sharing, caring. Your life must be great, waking up and thinking, "Wow, I might just make another awesome compilation, maybe some pokemon wallets, who knows, but you know what? I'm fabulous." I adore you, stranger, indeed I do.

you really shouldnt though, and funnyjunk celebrity concepts are gone now really.
thank you for the compliments though

Anytime, sir.

but seriously, what is your beef with her?

who?

oh, how are you certain?

what is that?

Next post you make put a link to my site in the description?

eh sure, I usually put my facebook business but Ill change it up

You are a bro

how have we not met yet?

I was thinking the same thing

one of the top commenters not knowing one of the top subscribed

odd, i know.
well you are doing what i use to do, say hi to everyone online on your friends list. why are you so happy?

Because I started a website

which is?

incredibleoddities.com

so you are trying to say hi to everyone, in a way of spreading?

No actually, I'm trying to submerse myself in the community (after years of using this site)

so I'm adding everyone in the top 50 of all three categories.

its amazing how many people on this site i've admired from afar on this site and am finally getting the chance to meet.

yes, I too am doing that, but I do that everynow and then.

sadly the FJ i knew is gone now

I know that feel so much...

I used to know everyone... and I miss that

SO IM DOING IT AGAIN!

I assure you, getting to know everyone now wont work. I have tried. But I am here...
til' the end.

why wont it work?

a lot of the new high ranking people arent really social to those who dont kiss ass. others are here for the moment. some just arent worth it

I do kiss ass though... so

thats what happens when you get a website

wait wut?

when people get a webite they usually want people to see, so they kiss ass to make people see it. nothin'bad but still

well that is true that I want my site to boom

I really am just trying to get in good with the community.

it happens

So how did you get so many subscribers?

hello

How are you?

good, you?

Pretty damn good myself

Well, I knew I just need a system, in other words, get a project of continued posts.

myth1, then myth2, myth3
which people sub, then change the taste.
protips, protips2, protip3
different people sub

Very clever

hit every audience possible.

the ones I would like to keep interested yes.

I should take notes lol

but soon it just got to thepoint of finding something new, but bleh

what do you mean?

these days, to get subs, either learn to draw or get boobs

true true...

I'm getting a drawing tablet soon

i cant draw worth shit, and i am flat chested so I just post when I feel like it

I should hope you're flat chested

idk, i love boobs

I do too, but your profile says you're male

it is true, but if I had a nice rack...
I would have a nice rack

You're not a transvestite are you?

no, i like boobs.
I like playing with them, so i would play with them.
not really, just messin

Okay then.

Hey, can I ask you a favor?

thank you

yeah thank you, I have been playing since they came out.

thats amazing. I've had mine for over ten years and it still works

i have extra torsos if you are interested?

what do you want for them?

what do you think is fair?

no sorrry

im sorry?

not really sorry

did I? FML
oh well, thank you very much.

No problem! Hey, so idk if you care at all about items, but I'm a bit unhealthily obsessed. Are you at all interested in making a trade for your crystal monster? It's one of my favorite items.

cyrstal monster?

Yeah, it's on your profile near the bottom. It's the second highest-point item you have.

where the hell did that come from...

umm yeah sure

alright, do you want a certain item that I have for it?

just give me something of equal trade

I threw in a little extra for the dolan item :D

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Love is a S-rank mission ** Oh great a fluttershy gun, what can beat that?

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #654916 at MLP Friendly Board **

Definitely not that.

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #215468 at Anime & Manga ** You won this round

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Douchejus **

why's that?

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at when my gf takes forever in the bathroom ** thats how you win.

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #639686 at MLP Friendly Board **

With my pants on my head?

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The best life ** no but winning in the rolls, I mean, could this stop scootaloo?

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at The sound of drums **

so many ponies.

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #1021614 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** that is almost as creepy as this.

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at What kind of bullshit....... **

It made me laugh in class and I felt really stupid

**whomadewho rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at What Mitt Makes ** more stupid then this?

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at bvc **

I don't know if it's possible to be stupider than that.

well you accomplished it.

**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at That's THE TRUTH **

mfw I saw that

i just i read this and then like it ended and i was like oh man...

I'm pretty sure I won the roll war xD

yeah

Want it?

what do you want for it, sorry if it seems like im ignoring you Im just busy on contest

it was actually yesterday, and when i get off my ass and do stuff I get some done

Well I mean on my other account.

when did you lose it exactly?

I think its been a week now.

is keldeo your favorite pokemon?

I just think it looks cool

then which is?