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User avatar #240 - dafiltafish (12/28/2013) [-]
Hello out there fellow citizens. I would like to introduce to you Team Astra, or Astra Industries.

My name is Harrison Hedge, project leader. I live in Spokane Washington and I am a student attending Eastern Washington University. Allow me to express my extreme enthusiasm for a chance to build a star-ship from the ground up. I have wanted to do something like this for some time now, so being given the opportunity to do so means a lot.

Other team members include WindowsWizard and XXXX. The former also being from Spokane Washington, attending school at the local community college, he will be assisting in design work as well as modeling. XXXX will be our media outlet and will also assist in modeling and design, he is a student as well attending college in North Idaho, where he resides.

We are all very excited to work on this project and hope that that shines through to our final designs.

The weapon we have created will fulfill the Breezefire DX specifications and, as you can see, is visually unique and maintains a bit of Xi'an style.

Once again, thank you for this opportunity, we hope to see you in round 2.
User avatar #236 - Kalder (12/19/2013) [-]
I was mentioned in a comment?
User avatar #237 to #236 - dafiltafish (12/19/2013) [-]
Yes.

I just think you are still a pretty awesome sonna bitch and you might like the recognition.
User avatar #238 to #237 - Kalder (12/19/2013) [-]
I cant see it is the thing :/
User avatar #239 to #238 - dafiltafish (12/19/2013) [-]
ah. well it was purely complimentary. sort of a thread of which users you like the most.

You were listed with about 12 others.
User avatar #225 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
oi
User avatar #227 to #226 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
i have a proposition for you
User avatar #228 to #227 - dafiltafish (12/16/2013) [-]
Lay it on me.
User avatar #229 to #228 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm reviving the attempt I made at Fanfiction, and I would appreciate if someone would do a read-through of the chapters before they get posted.
User avatar #231 to #229 - dafiltafish (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll do it.
User avatar #233 to #231 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
yaaaay

Will let you know when I get the new chapter written. I need to re-format and come up with new material.
User avatar #230 to #229 - dafiltafish (12/16/2013) [-]
how long are the chapters and what is the subject?
User avatar #232 to #230 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm shooting for 5,000 a chapter, most will probably fall flat.

It's this weird idea I had for a human in equestria thing, but the year is 2984, earth's been consumed by nuclear fire, and the remnants of humanity live on a massive spaceship looking for a new planet they can live on. Scout pilot crashes into finds Equestria, hijinks ensue
User avatar #234 to #232 - dafiltafish (12/16/2013) [-]
That sounds open ended enough to work.

I tried to do something like that awhile back. got 2 pages done before loosing focus.
User avatar #235 to #234 - mcknyte (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I gave up on it after two chapters lol. Two years later....
User avatar #213 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/21/2013) [-]
im watching you
User avatar #215 to #214 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/21/2013) [-]
its not good, i know where you live
User avatar #216 to #215 - dafiltafish (11/21/2013) [-]
Come on out, we'll hang.
User avatar #217 to #216 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/21/2013) [-]
dont you mean come on in?
User avatar #218 to #217 - dafiltafish (11/21/2013) [-]
I doubt you are in Spokane at this time of night, so no.
User avatar #219 to #218 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/21/2013) [-]
eat my nipple you dirty whore
User avatar #212 - dafiltafish (11/13/2013) [-]
maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Spokane,+WA&daddr=Seattle,+WA+to:Portland,+OR+to:San+Francisco,+CA+to:Los+Angeles,+CA+to:San+Diego,+CA+to:Las+Vegas,+NV+to:Denver,+CO+to:38.8571676,-98.7111936+to:Kansas+City,+MO+to:St.+Louis,+MO+to:38.7175942,-89.8520782+to:Indianapolis,+IN+to:Columbus,+Ohio+to:Pittsburgh,+PA+to:New+York,+NY+to:Montreal,+QC,+Canada+to:Val-d'Or,+QC,+Canada+to:Toronto,+ON,+Canada+to:Thunder+Bay,+ON,+Canada+to:International+Falls,+MN+to:Winnipeg,+MB,+Canada+to:Calgary,+AB,+Canada+to:Vancouver,+BC,+Canada+to:Bellevue,+WA&hl=en&ll=42.617791,-101.206055&spn=33.283066,88.725586&sll=35.209722,-98.4375&sspn=36.718715,88.725586&geocode=FRw31wIdgTgA-Snl57swXBieVDGx2YQL1sn83Q%3BFcJp1gIdWVy1-ClVM-iTLBCQVDGa1URpRmUlEA%3BFfyhtgIdERyw-CkndKl9CwuVVDGRhdH25rk2HA%3BFVJmQAIdKAe0-CkhAGkAbZqFgDH_rXbwZxNQSg%3BFYqYBwIdm77z-CkT2ifcXcfCgDH0CEYlb98v4g%3BFUEy8wEdeVIE-SlLHpKtD1PZgDF53xX9_SE6DQ%3BFdYQJwIdMJoi-SnRffWkgre-gDGjebPV5tXMOg%3BFd9YXgIdcg---SnPFx8jqoBrhzHWNoon-PSOEQ%3BFc_pUAIdZ8kd-inZ4ZIF8bCjhzFhm5QaEP4DkQ%3BFU6dVAIdedhc-imXmemvXvfAhzGiUapq5iWFVQ%3BFbpmTQIdlKqf-in5ju36qbTYhzFb4Lsiyuo5vg%3BFZrITgIdUvek-ikd1tDFtfx1iDEBFSAMBVK_8g%3BFVPRXgIdDFXd-ikDanmn_1BriDF86rlA9p2O1g%3BFVjCYQId9okN-ylx3pC5wYk4iDEztbHP-GYy5A%3BFTETaQIdElw7-ykDhQZIb_E0iDE0G6JaoRX5jQ%3BFXFAbQIdK8KW-yk7CD_TpU_CiTFi_nfhBo8LyA%3BFT5otgIduKed-ykNt2QcVBrJTDHv7x8hODFOZQ%3BFZft3QIdYOpc-ylZ48CPTVLfTDG42aGyeb_Blw%3BFWoYmgIdcLVE-ymlO8bXkMvUiTF3xLQqUFU1Mg%3BFd874gIdPjCu-imN6RZMdyFZTTF0ix2PNFcFPQ%3BFcuc5QIdXMRu-ik9XgtM-nu7UjEyLvhZXew_bA%3BFepo-QIdqsw1-ikRKxr5-3PqUjFkyrnG-hoqKw%3BFc3jCgMdi5wz-SnVP4SfA3BxUzE6tlK2sTttJg%3BFaqq7wIdOW6p-CmzT6lD8XOGVDGL84Gb6paRuw%3BFQl61gIdmV23-ClBYKajz2uQVDFlB9DqglTPug&oq=b&t=h&mra=dvme&mrsp=8&sz=5&via=8,11&z=5
User avatar #211 - dafiltafish (11/13/2013) [-]
Fluttershy
Rarity
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
User avatar #208 - dafiltafish (11/04/2013) [-]
Economic, Do you know the history of that poster, yes or no? It is a simple question.

So.... I'm being the immature one when you have blocked me? That is a laugh and a half.
User avatar #207 to #206 - dafiltafish (09/27/2013) [-]
Mazda Miata/MX5
Subaru Impreza
VW GTI
Mazda RX7
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
Hello?
#184 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
Ultrablue, I summon you.
User avatar #185 to #184 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Hi dere
User avatar #186 to #185 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
How have things been in my absence?
User avatar #187 to #186 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Absence from where?
User avatar #188 to #187 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
This website as a whole, pony image boards, you know.
User avatar #189 to #188 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Er good I guess. I haven't really been visiting the pony boards that often lately. Dunno why. But their fine generally haha. Where have you been?
User avatar #190 to #189 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
Working the night **** at walmart and on a vacation that was a complete disaster. so, like 2 and a half months.
User avatar #191 to #190 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Sheet son. Well, are you coming back soon? Walmart must suck
User avatar #192 to #191 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
I have returned for the foreseeable future. and actually, walmart was preferable to that damn vacation.
User avatar #193 to #192 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #194 to #193 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
My uncle is a dick, that is what happened. he is 48 years old and refuses to admit that he has any flaw, so when i point one out it is an all out war to see to it that he is right and the world is wrong. over the course of the vacation he has called my psychotic (this was over a commercial), a maladjusted delinquent (for making him walk an extra 6 blocks), and a liar for outing him to my mother and his sister.

I will be taking steps to write him out of my life until he apologizes to me, my brother, and my cousin for the way he has behaved towards us all. it probably won't happen until either my cousin beats the **** out of him or i surpass him financially.
User avatar #195 to #194 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh geeze. This is why I'm glad I go on vacations with just my immediate family. He sounds crazy.
User avatar #196 to #195 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
i assure you he is.
User avatar #197 to #196 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Do you see him often?
User avatar #198 to #197 - dafiltafish (08/25/2013) [-]
nope. and he lives 300 miles away so i don't have
User avatar #200 to #199 - ultrablue (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, that's good then. At least you don't have to deal with any of it too much.
#181 - dafiltafish (07/28/2013) [-]
WHAT DO YOU DESIRE FROM ME, JOSHLOL?!
User avatar #182 to #181 - joshlol (07/28/2013) [-]
hugs n drugs
User avatar #183 to #182 - dafiltafish (07/28/2013) [-]
deal.
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
dafiltafish is a ponyfag
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User avatar #166 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
AHEM!

one day, in late august, fluttershy was walking home from her spa date with her friend rarity. she was humming a happy tune as she walked down the road through the center of town, kicking a rock as she went. it was however, very hot outside, almost no one else was out in the sunlight,
"why can't princess Celestia make every day 73 degrees" she complained to herself as she made it mast the candy covered sugar cube corner, which was emitting little waves of heat off the roof.
she went inside to find a sweltering pinkiepie sitting in the corner face to the wall. the sheen of sweat on her pink fur was noticeable from twenty feet away. fluttershy walked in silently.
fluttershy walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. the pink mare instantly tensed up at the touch, turning a more fuchsia shade around the shoulder region.
"oh, hi fluttershy" she said nervously with a slight tremble in her voice.
the yellow pegasus ignored her friends out of the ordinary attitude at the moment.
"so," fluttershy said as pinkie began to ease up "are you free to do something?"
"like what?" pinkie said in a higher tone than before, turning her head around.
"oh, i don't know, maybe go to a pool?"
"oh, one second... could you sit outside for a little bit?"
"um... not that i am complaining, but i would rather not, it is very hot outside"
"then could you turn away for a little?" pinkie said with a bit of force.
"what's wrong?" fluttershy asked, now very concerned with why she had to look the other way.
"nothing!" pinkie said, raising her voice "i just need you to turn around for a couple seconds."
fluttershy noticed the slightly damp spot under pinky, turning her fur a few shades darker. "if it is a 'mare' problem, i totally understand. there is no reason to be ashamed of it, it is only natural." fluttershy said with a helpful look. this made pinkie's face turn near purple as she turn towards the pegasus.
"oh, my" fluttershy said as she blushed.
User avatar #167 to #166 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
what lied before fluttershy was the pink mass she knew and loved (platonic love, of course...right?) only her turquoise eyes could only call pinkie that. for what drew most of the pegasus' attention was the pelvic region of her friend. between the rear legs of the pink mare the was a large russet potato stuck halfway in her vagina. yes, there was blood, a lot of blood, more blood than there should have been. pinkie broke her train of thought "i was experimenting, and all we had was a potato. i shoved it in too far and now it won't come out. it hurts."
fluttershy thought hard for a few minutes. it was no larger than a foal would be, so logically pinkie could pass it. although, knowing that pinkie was more or less a virgin (we dont talk about that day in las pegasus), the act of doing so was going to be hard. flutttershyy spoke up.
"i know it is a bit of an odd mindset for you, but pretend you are giving birth."
pinkie sat there with the largest 'how' expression flutterhsy had ever seen.
blushing, fluttershy stepped closer.
"well, on some animals i take care of that are having their first child, it is necessary to massage the area around the vaginal opening"
pinkie did so with a pained and embarrassed expression on her face, but she did feel a slip.
"alright, it slipped out a little" she said with more pain in her voice as the potato was now on the largest diameter.
"you got it in there, you can get it out" fluttershy said sternly, yet softly. "you can also try rubbing the clitoris to force muscle spasms" she said quickly.
pinkie nodded as fluttershy began to once again stare at her friend's vaginal opening and the brown lump sticking out of it, fluttershy's back side felt hot. she sat down in order to cool it.
she continued to stare, blushing profusely.
User avatar #168 to #167 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
pinkie then let out a shriek as the potato rocketed out of her ending up in a lump, bloody and sopping wet.
fluttershy then got a nosebleed. the smell of all the body fluids in the room got the best of her as she inched towards pinkie, who at this time was laying on her back breathing heavily.
she felt a sensation once again in her thigh. she looked up to she the yellow pegasus lapping the blood out of her fur, wings sprawled out to their maximum length and throbbing.
a bit delusional from bloodloss and exhaustion, pinkie layed her head back and let it happen.
fluttershy on the other hoof was infatuated. she had always found pinkie to be a very pretty mare, from her curly lock mane down to her perfectly sculpted hooves. but she was astounded by how much she loved her friend's upper thighs. so toned, so warm. the blood didn't matter, fluttershy was focused on the feel of her friend's upper leg on her tongue. she was saddened when she had cleaned them off completely. fluttershy then eyed her friends vaginal lips. a voice of inhibition in her head was muted as she dove face first into the salty brine. fluttershy was in love with this mix of vaginal fluid and blood, so much so that she was fearing herself a carnivore. once again the voice was silenced as she dined on the fluids.

pinkie's muscles then made a slight twitch and tensed up, giving way to a light ejaculation directly into fluttershy's mouth. at first is shocked her, but then as the watery and salty milk began to work its way into her throat she found it enjoyable. fluttershy then got up and went over pinkie's knee, rubbing her nether-region on the patella as she moaned in ecstasy. fluttershy climaxed with a rush of adrenaline and dopamine. she collapsed on the floor next to her friend and fell asleep as she gazed at pinkie pie's sweet face.
User avatar #169 to #168 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
fluttershy woke up to a scream. Mrs. cake was standing in the doorway.
wide eyed at the older mare, fluttershy said "THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
it did not help the situation as Mrs. cake booked it down the street. fluttershy then observed her surroundings to figure out what it did look like. pinkie was still sprawled out on the floor, her vagina had made a pool of blood around it. "had the bleeding not stopped?" fluttershy asked herself. she then looked at pinkie, who was extremely pale. she looked at her face in the mirror, covered in bloodstains as will as the majority of her torso. she decided against cleaning up as she looked down at pinkie again, her breathing breathing was labored. slapping the door open with pinkie in tow, she flew to the hospital, outpacing Mrs. cake.
through the emergency room doors she slid to a stop leaving a trail of blood on the tile. the nurse on call was horrified as she called for two stretchers.

fluttershy was taken to a room as pinkie was rushed off to intensive care. she tried to object, only to find her wings were burning.

after the doctor cleaned her up and took her through an annoyingly long series of tests, fluttershy was allowed to go. she went to the waiting room to hear the news about her friend, sweating bullets as the hours past. she was near comatose when rainbow dash arrived.
seeing her friend so shook up terrified dash. "what's wrong?" she said staring at the bleached yellow pegasus.
"pinkie"
dash then sat next to her. unsure of what to say to such a fragile pony in such a fragile state, she put her arm around her friend's shoulder. fluttershy's head dropped as silent tears started to flow.
User avatar #170 to #169 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
rainbow dash had gone home. the nurse tried to get fluttershy to move, but they couldn't get a response out of her. she gave the pegasus a blanket and returned to her station and newspaper.

at 9 am the next day the doors swung open. fluttershy looked up to see only a doctor. she wanted to cry, she wanted to yell, she wanted to take back time. but she could do none of those things. all she could do was sit there and hang her head as the pony next to her patted her on the back with a nice word of encouragement.
she had killed her best friend, she had lost the chance to share a life with the only pony she had any kind of desire for. there was no future for a murdering loner. her thoughts became darker and darker as the doctor approached her, carrying a clipboard with a sullen look on his face.
"fluttershy?" he asked
fluttershy looked up, preparing for the words that would drive home the final nail.
"your friend, you know her 'well', right?" here it came
"well, all i can ask is that you don't use a potato again"
fluttershy looked up, saddened, but angry. HOW DARE HE! she found her voice and began screaming incoherent slurs of curse words and insults at the now cowering doctor, spiting on him before breaking down into a lump and crying her eyes out. the nurse yelled at the doctor for making such an obviously insensitive joke.

he retorted to all the negative attention with a fit of expletives followed by "SHE'S ALIVE YOU DOLT OF A NURSE!!"

"w-what?" fluttershy said softly through her tears.
the doctor walked over to her, avoiding the still seething nurse. "room 218"

she rushed down the hallway and up the stairs to the room. opening the door she found pinkie, reading a book. she had huge bags under her eyes. fluttershy panicked, thinking that she would be the target for a second barrage of emotional turmoil. as she stepped closer to the bed, pinkie looked up, smiling.
"hi there loose lips" she said with a snicker.
User avatar #171 to #170 - dafiltafish (03/18/2013) [-]
fluttershy bounded towards her friend with a massive smile, her tear stains drying in the rushed air.
"come here" pinkie said with a coy smile on her face
fluttershy leaned in to be pecked on the lips. fluttershy started to apologize for her actions and not getting her to the hospital sooner but pinkie stopped her.
"i know you too well to hold a grudge."
at this fluttershy sat with her head on pinkie's bed, as the pink mare cradled it.
"no matter what happens" she told fluttershy "we will always be friends"
User avatar #165 - dafiltafish (02/14/2013) [-]
story tiem!!!

this is my dream from last night

okay, so i am rainbow dash and there is a new pony at school (never mind the whole cloudsdale thing) and she is an earth pony. but here is the thing, she is blind. okay, so after about 2 hours on the first day the bullies go after her with all their fury, she smiles on through, but i can tell that it s slowly hurting her. IDEA! make friends! so after class i sit down with her and ask her about how she feels, she responds "much better", i am not quite sure what that means so i ask her if she want's to go flying at lunch break. with a confused expression she asks "how?". i tell he that i will hand on to her arms and if there is an emergency we wont be more than 10 feet off the ground. she accepts my offer and smiles asking if i could lead her to our next class. at lunch we eat our food as she asks about the flying (i nearly forgot). so we go up to a hill on the edge of campus and prepare. i fly up, grab her under under her arms and after several awkward noises we are off. you don't need to see to feel G-force as she was whooping and hollering in excitement. we did about 3 runs and had set off on the forth when the bully pegasi came up to us demanding i set her down. of course i am no pushover and i pull up instead warranting a chase. as i get to a stall point i feel and hear the most sickening thing anyone should have to. my ribs audibly cracked under a hoof punch. then another hit me in the head and i blacked out. i awoke several days later in a hospital room. she had horrible bruises from the bullies and a broken collarbone from the fall. she also had a punctured lung. i waited there for nine days for her condition to improve despite my own pain. it did not. it was a Saturday, the hearse left and the coffin was buried. it had been three days since she passed away and i couldn't help but feeling that it was all my fault. the guilt remained.

great story huh?
User avatar #164 - dafiltafish (02/13/2013) [-]
"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,
"the bark on the trees was as soft as the skies."
And the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely.
He cries to the moon, "if only if only."
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