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#375
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omniscientoverlord (03/02/2012) [-]
I missed you, you should come back tomorrow so I don't hav3 to miss you.
Meh, I feel like shit. I couldnt even bench 100lb this morning, I feel really weak, Its hard to breathe, im tired but cant sleep, Throat hurts, Coughing like crazy, and a massive headache, so it doesnt look like im comin to school tomorrow.
ok ima comment on here now. so you really like my art? i draw a lot.....and yes this is boing.
Jake, get off funnyjunk and get ready for school.WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Make sure you talk to her often, So you always stay in her life.
Make sure you make the conversations meaningful, So you always stay in her mind.
Make sure your sweet to her, So that you always stay in her heart.
Thats about all the advice i can give ^-^
Make sure you make the conversations meaningful, So you always stay in her mind.
Make sure your sweet to her, So that you always stay in her heart.
Thats about all the advice i can give ^-^
People talk about relationships sometimes, I think the whole online relationships between fabulous fillies is cute :3 I dont have one myself, But it adds some nice "Lovey" type feel to the thread, So i try to keep an eye out for any new relationships.
Dont mind this, Just a test
You sit down in a corner booth with Rainbow, waiting for your order of one large pepperoni, ham, salami, sausage and shredded beef pizza. You don't have all that much to talk about. You've learned that she's attending college here in Canterlot under a track and field scholorship for sprinting and distance running, she's the best. You also remember that she offhandedly mentioned endurance and bed in the same sentence.
"When's that pie getting here, I'm starving!" she says in the general direction of the kitchen. Shyness isn't a problem for her, obviously. "I'm exhausted after practice today. What were you up to all afternoon, Jake?"
"I was just, uh, not really doing much. Had a few drinks with my roommate. He had some girl over and I was forced to clean up the living room. After class, I played some games, watched some po-retty good show called, uh, Archer. Yeah, that's a funny one, heheh." You curse your brain for almost revealing your guilty pleasure. If this tough chick found out you watched My Little Pony.... you couldn't fathom her response.
"You were gonna say porn," she says with a smirk. "You were totally gonna say that, I know you were!"
"N-no, no, I was thinking about Portal, the game I was playing, I swear." You don't even own Portal.
"Whatever," she says with an exaggerated gesture. "You don't have to lie, I bet it was some weird fetish stuff, too. God, does your roomie mind you spanking it on the couch to that stuff?!"
Several people turned and looked, but quickly hid their faces. A toddler laughed, not ashamed or comprehending what she was talking about. "Nah," you join in. Present company be damned. "He joins in. We sorta make a night of it sometimes." At least she isn't suspicious of ponies.
"That's pretty hot, who's bigger? You or him?" Rainbow leans forward and bites her lip.
You put your elbows on the table, your chin in your hand.
You sit down in a corner booth with Rainbow, waiting for your order of one large pepperoni, ham, salami, sausage and shredded beef pizza. You don't have all that much to talk about. You've learned that she's attending college here in Canterlot under a track and field scholorship for sprinting and distance running, she's the best. You also remember that she offhandedly mentioned endurance and bed in the same sentence.
"When's that pie getting here, I'm starving!" she says in the general direction of the kitchen. Shyness isn't a problem for her, obviously. "I'm exhausted after practice today. What were you up to all afternoon, Jake?"
"I was just, uh, not really doing much. Had a few drinks with my roommate. He had some girl over and I was forced to clean up the living room. After class, I played some games, watched some po-retty good show called, uh, Archer. Yeah, that's a funny one, heheh." You curse your brain for almost revealing your guilty pleasure. If this tough chick found out you watched My Little Pony.... you couldn't fathom her response.
"You were gonna say porn," she says with a smirk. "You were totally gonna say that, I know you were!"
"N-no, no, I was thinking about Portal, the game I was playing, I swear." You don't even own Portal.
"Whatever," she says with an exaggerated gesture. "You don't have to lie, I bet it was some weird fetish stuff, too. God, does your roomie mind you spanking it on the couch to that stuff?!"
Several people turned and looked, but quickly hid their faces. A toddler laughed, not ashamed or comprehending what she was talking about. "Nah," you join in. Present company be damned. "He joins in. We sorta make a night of it sometimes." At least she isn't suspicious of ponies.
"That's pretty hot, who's bigger? You or him?" Rainbow leans forward and bites her lip.
You put your elbows on the table, your chin in your hand.
Dammit Fuck
You sit down in a corner booth with Rainbow, waiting for your order of one large pepperoni, ham, salami, sausage and shredded beef pizza. You don't have all that much to talk about. You've learned that she's attending college here in Canterlot under a track and field scholorship for sprinting and distance running, she's the best. You also remember that she offhandedly mentioned endurance and bed in the same sentence.
"When's that pie getting here, I'm starving!" she says in the general direction of the kitchen. Shyness isn't a problem for her, obviously. "I'm exhausted after practice today. What were you up to all afternoon, Jake?"
"I was just, uh, not really doing much. Had a few drinks with my roommate. He had some girl over and I was forced to clean up the living room. After class, I played some games, watched some po-retty good show called, uh, Archer. Yeah, that's a funny one, heheh." You curse your brain for almost revealing your guilty pleasure. If this tough chick found out you watched My Little Pony.... you couldn't fathom her response.
"You were gonna say porn," she says with a smirk. "You were totally gonna say that, I know you were!"
"N-no, no, I was thinking about Portal, the game I was playing, I swear." You don't even own Portal.
"Whatever," she says with an exaggerated gesture. "You don't have to lie, I bet it was some weird fetish stuff, too. God, does your roomie mind you spanking it on the couch to that stuff?!"
Several people turned and looked, but quickly hid their faces. A toddler laughed, not ashamed or comprehending what she was talking about. "Nah," you join in. Present company be damned. "He joins in. We sorta make a night of it sometimes." At least she isn't suspicious of ponies.
"That's pretty hot, who's bigger? You or him?" Rainbow leans forward and bites her lip.
You put your elbows on the table, your chin in your hand.
You sit down in a corner booth with Rainbow, waiting for your order of one large pepperoni, ham, salami, sausage and shredded beef pizza. You don't have all that much to talk about. You've learned that she's attending college here in Canterlot under a track and field scholorship for sprinting and distance running, she's the best. You also remember that she offhandedly mentioned endurance and bed in the same sentence.
"When's that pie getting here, I'm starving!" she says in the general direction of the kitchen. Shyness isn't a problem for her, obviously. "I'm exhausted after practice today. What were you up to all afternoon, Jake?"
"I was just, uh, not really doing much. Had a few drinks with my roommate. He had some girl over and I was forced to clean up the living room. After class, I played some games, watched some po-retty good show called, uh, Archer. Yeah, that's a funny one, heheh." You curse your brain for almost revealing your guilty pleasure. If this tough chick found out you watched My Little Pony.... you couldn't fathom her response.
"You were gonna say porn," she says with a smirk. "You were totally gonna say that, I know you were!"
"N-no, no, I was thinking about Portal, the game I was playing, I swear." You don't even own Portal.
"Whatever," she says with an exaggerated gesture. "You don't have to lie, I bet it was some weird fetish stuff, too. God, does your roomie mind you spanking it on the couch to that stuff?!"
Several people turned and looked, but quickly hid their faces. A toddler laughed, not ashamed or comprehending what she was talking about. "Nah," you join in. Present company be damned. "He joins in. We sorta make a night of it sometimes." At least she isn't suspicious of ponies.
"That's pretty hot, who's bigger? You or him?" Rainbow leans forward and bites her lip.
You put your elbows on the table, your chin in your hand.