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#549 - donclawleone ONLINE (02/11/2016) [-]
Can you believe that concetrationcamp guy? What a kill joy.
#550 to #549 - captainfuckitall (02/11/2016) [-]
Come now, we must be kind to the mentally disabled. He's obviously pretty autistic if he really doesn't understand why people are disagreeing with him.
#551 to #550 - donclawleone ONLINE (02/11/2016) [-]
Right on both accounts, but it's still a very petty thhing to block someone and then thumb them down everywhere.
#547 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#525 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Sorry I called you a Jew. You actually seem cool aside from the argument.
#526 to #525 - captainfuckitall (09/01/2015) [-]
Not at all, though I assure you I'm not Jewish. Everyone can be a dick in the right circumstances, but that also means you can be friends with everyone under different ones. The world is strange.
#527 to #526 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Of course, that's how real friendship works. So, what's up?
#528 to #527 - captainfuckitall (09/01/2015) [-]
At the moment, nothing much. I just woke up and am cleaning before family arrives.
#529 to #528 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Oh boy, sounds like fun. Where are you from?
#530 to #529 - captainfuckitall (09/01/2015) [-]
Fun fun for everyone (complete sarcasm, of course).

I hail from Canada, Westernmost province of British Columbia, to be specific.

And what of you and your plans for today?
#531 to #530 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Family is almost as bad, if not worse than strangers.
Oh, right above Washington. Neat!
I hung out with a few FJers actually. How was the family thing? Or did it not happen yet?
#532 to #531 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2015) [-]
Not yet. Changed to tomorrow.

I gather you have bad experiences with family members?
#533 to #532 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Buckle up, kiddo. Today's gonna be butts.
#535 to #533 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2015) [-]
I have become cry.
#534 to #533 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
They're just ah, annoying. I prefer keeping to myself. And they touch me a lot. Comfort issue stuff.
#536 to #534 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2015) [-]
I have a similar issue, believe it or not. I just like my personal space and dislike to be touched, and they seem extremely offended when I explain this to them, as if I just told them I had been eating aborted fetuses.

Which I do not do, for the record.
#537 to #536 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Family just doesn't understand, man. They assume that they have the right to hug and smother you because you're related. Do you normally live alone?
Wonderful imagery.
#538 to #537 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2015) [-]
I did for a bit, but I'm back as a break from Basic Training. Perhaps they just feel as if they are losing you and want to hold tight?
#539 to #538 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Oh, you're gonna join the army? How old are you?
Barf.
#540 to #539 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2015) [-]
20. Going into Infantry. I already was in for a bit in Quebec. Military school of leadership and excellence or some such, Platoon Alpha 1-5. Not the best time in life.

Oh it's not that bad. I mean, it is, but nothing ever gets solved without mutual understanding.
#541 to #540 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Why are you going into Infantry? Pay for school, just because you want to, etc? Of course not, it's Quebec. Sounds like it was pretty brutal though.
Captain pls
#542 to #541 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2015) [-]
Many reasons, though mostly to fuel my ambitions. I intend to go into politics in the future, and having a military background and support would greatly help.
#543 to #542 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
A politician, huh? Aren't you worried that a lot of people will, you know, hate you? How long do you intend to serve in the army for? >Questions
#544 to #543 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2015) [-]
Eh, don't people already?

As long as it takes, as vague as that may seem. And what of you? Any life plans or goals on your end?
#545 to #544 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Probably not.
As long as it takes to what?
Yeah, I want to be a Physician's Assistant. I've always wanted to do surgery.
Do you have Skype? I get so many notifications on here, so I often don't notice the replies. :/
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#522 - scramf (09/01/2015) [-]
All those people calling you cunts are the real cunts. Keep fighting the good fight.
#523 to #522 - captainfuckitall (09/01/2015) [-]
I once saw you comment with a picture of Ken Ashcorp's Avatar eating a burger.

From that moment, I knew I liked you.
#524 to #523 - scramf (09/01/2015) [-]
Thanks man
I am just honestly surprised anyone would remember my account haha.
#519 to #518 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
Verily, booty-shake girl. I cannot promise to defend the right side of the Court, but I will always be there to defend the right side of your Heart.
#520 to #519 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm a dude
all the homo
#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#515 - mcburd (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
#506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
#507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
#508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
#509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
#510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
#511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
#512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
#498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
#494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
#499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
#500 to #499 - miia (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
#496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
#502 to #496 - miia (01/09/2015) [-]
#503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
#497 to #496 - miia (12/18/2014) [-]
#493 to #492 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
#490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
#491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
#489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
#487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
#483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
#484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
#486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
#481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
#482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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