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#356 - Xedan (05/07/2011) [-]
Xedan has sent you some mail collect. Do you accept the charges?
User avatar #357 to #366 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
yes, sir :)
#359 to #367 - Xedan (05/07/2011) [-]
Congratulations on the fabulous level-get! You deserve every thumb! Well, up, that is :P
User avatar #365 to #370 - Xedan (05/07/2011) [-]
Dude, who the **** were those retards arguing with you? I saw a bunch of negative thumbs all on one content so I thought I'd check it out, and seriously, wtf? A little girl almost gets raped for dressing like ke$ha and somehow ke$ha isn't responsible at all? And wearing a nazi uniform is illegal? What were those two smoking when they made those comments?
User avatar #375 to #375 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
hey, just read all the comments over again and wanted to say thanks again for backing me up. i know you didn't have to, but you still got in there and helped a bro out, so thank you a lot for that :)

your a good friend, man
User avatar #367 to #375 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, honestly, no clue dude. thanks for checking it out, though. your an awesome guy :)

in truth, i love conflicts of all kinds. physical, verbal, mental, or spiritual, so i really don't care when i get into fights. i just wish they wouldn't be so butthurt and thumb me down so much :P
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User avatar #358 to #365 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks, buddy. i appreciate that :D
#349 - delrio (05/07/2011) [-]
FRIEND!
FRIEND!
User avatar #351 to #359 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
indeed :D
User avatar #353 to #362 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you, sir. i will need it....your a good friend
#354 to #363 - delrio (05/07/2011) [-]
Well, thank you!
User avatar #342 - luvscontagious (05/07/2011) [-]
Dude, congrats. That's so awesome you finally made it :D
User avatar #343 to #352 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i appreciate it a lot that you took the time to congratulate me :D
User avatar #345 to #353 - luvscontagious (05/07/2011) [-]
Believe me, if anyone deserved it, it's you. I couldn't not congratulate you haha.
User avatar #347 to #355 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
YAY :D

that warms my heart :P
User avatar #339 - DiePotatoDie (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats.
User avatar #340 to #349 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you :)
#338 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
Nice pic bro.
User avatar #341 to #348 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks. it's actually a drawing of H.P.Lovecraft (one of my 3 favorite author's). in the picture, he's sitting in his house, in deep thought while ancient ones (the tentacles. they are also a representation of his imagination) writes down what he's thinking. i thought it was be perfect for me because i'm actually a writer (or an upcoming one) and i get like that a lot when i'm writing :P
User avatar #344 to #351 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
I wish i had his books but no town has any of his You need to login to view this link actually a fan of Hunter.S.Thompson and H.G.wells and thats awesome to hear about you becoming a writer(my gf is also a writter/horror story writer).
User avatar #346 to #354 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, i'm into Stephen king, and Edgar Allen Poe. (as well as Howard's writings)

and congrats on your girlfriend being a horror writer. i bet she's doing very well :)

and thanks dude. it's more of a hobby, but hopefully i'll get published sometime :P
User avatar #348 to #356 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
she hasnt putten her stories into books yet but thanks anyways :P
User avatar #350 to #358 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, i'm sure she WILL be :P
User avatar #337 to #343 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy *bro-fist*
#326 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
YOU DID IT!!
YOU DID IT!!
User avatar #327 to #336 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
i finally did it :)
#328 to #337 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
*bows* You are the comment jesus.
*bows* You are the comment jesus.
User avatar #331 to #338 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. i'm honored to have you here with me at this time :D
#335 to #341 - captainspankmonkey (05/07/2011) [-]
*calls jesus*hey jesus!
<---jesus
HE DID IT!
jesus:who?
*points at ********* *
jesus:WOOHOO!
User avatar #320 - captainspankmonkey (05/06/2011) [-]
i unlocked one of my many achievements.


Make the top 10 comments
User avatar #321 to #330 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
haha, good for you, my friend :)

i'm proud of you
#322 to #331 - captainspankmonkey (05/06/2011) [-]
indeed now i shall swim in golden poo.
User avatar #323 to #332 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
....wait, what?
#324 to #333 - captainspankmonkey (05/06/2011) [-]
I didnt say nothing.
User avatar #325 to #334 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
....okay....
#305 - captainspankmonkey (05/05/2011) [-]
So i heard you were a jay walker of mordar.
So i heard you were a jay walker of mordar.
User avatar #306 to #315 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
yes, yes i am :D

just one more level, and i would have achieved my dream :D
#307 to #316 - captainspankmonkey (05/05/2011) [-]
and one day....i will be that level so we better work hard.
and one day....i will be that level so we better work hard.
User avatar #308 to #317 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
damn right :D
User avatar #309 to #318 - captainspankmonkey (05/05/2011) [-]
yea now only if i could finish that comic.
User avatar #310 to #319 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
i'm sure you will do fine, my friend :D
User avatar #311 to #320 - captainspankmonkey (05/05/2011) [-]
You know what would help you get more thumbs in your comments?pics.lots and lots of pics but make sure they make sense.
User avatar #312 to #321 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
i know. but my dream is to get level 28 (before the level increase) WITHOUT any pictures of any kind. and that means no comment pictures either
User avatar #314 to #323 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
thank you, thank you, thank you *bows*
User avatar #316 to #325 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
not as awesome as you, buddy :D
User avatar #317 to #326 - captainspankmonkey (05/05/2011) [-]
No sir you have balls for doing that without pics.i mean its like trying to make a cake with no frosting but somehow you manage to make it better without it.
User avatar #318 to #327 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2011) [-]
awwe, thanks dude, that really does mean a lot to me

i'm glad we're friends :D
User avatar #301 to #310 - captainfuckitall (04/28/2011) [-]
why hello thar :D

unfortunetly you caught me at a bad time, i have to get to school soon :P
#302 to #311 - captainspankmonkey (04/28/2011) [-]
oh thats ok i do aswell
oh thats ok i do aswell
User avatar #303 to #312 - captainfuckitall (04/28/2011) [-]
haha, alright. talk to you later though, buddy
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User avatar #299 to #308 - captainfuckitall (04/19/2011) [-]
greetings and salutations, whats up?
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#291 - captainspankmonkey (04/13/2011) [-]
oh my i am such a dumb monkey HAPPY FJ ANNIVERSERY DUDE!!
User avatar #293 to #301 - captainfuckitall (04/13/2011) [-]
haha, happy FJ anniversary :)
User avatar #294 to #303 - captainspankmonkey (04/13/2011) [-]
yea today is the same day you started a acc one year ago
User avatar #295 to #304 - captainfuckitall (04/13/2011) [-]
really? cool :P
User avatar #296 to #305 - captainspankmonkey (04/13/2011) [-]
im suprised you didnt notice
User avatar #290 - captainspankmonkey (04/12/2011) [-]
i may sound REALLY dumb for this but...........how do you roll?
User avatar #292 to #300 - captainfuckitall (04/13/2011) [-]
i...have no ******* clue :P
#266 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
Oh ****
I forgot where the search bar was on FJ
User avatar #267 to #276 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
hahaha, oh well, tis cool :)

if you still don't know, though. it's right at the top of the page, next to the "comment alert" button :P
#268 to #277 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
O: /runofftofindit
#270 to #279 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
I didn't find it so I just typed 'Search' after the '/'
YAY C:
User avatar #271 to #280 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
haha, you see the triangle with the exclamation mark at the top of the page? it's right to the left of that. the magnifying glass :)
#272 to #281 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
...
I looked over that like 10 times
Fffuu-
User avatar #273 to #282 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
tis cool, i did too when i was new here :P
#274 to #283 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
I've been here for a few months LOL /slow
User avatar #275 to #284 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
oh well :P
#276 to #285 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
I used to wear glasses
Apparently I still need them
User avatar #277 to #286 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
pfftt, nah, your flawless
#278 to #287 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
I'd have a Spongebob 'Bitch I'm Flawless' GIF but I'm too lazy C:
User avatar #279 to #288 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
haha, i love that gif :D
#280 to #289 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
I love Spongebob :D
User avatar #281 to #290 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
haha, me too. unfortunetly, i don't have as much time to watch it as i would like :P
#282 to #291 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
Speaking of free-time
I'm gonna have the best day ever tomorrow :DD
User avatar #283 to #292 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
oh? and why would that be?
User avatar #289 to #293 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
just go to "edit profile" and allow people to message you. then send me a message of what is happening :P
#284 to #293 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
Before I tell you
Do you have a Youtube or something that can send messages besides email? c:
User avatar #287 to #294 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
(it didn't let me reply to the last one, so i'm using this one)

my youtube name is "hiimquinn", just send me a personal message about it :D
#288 to #297 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
A PM on FJ? I don't reeeally know how to do that so YOUTUBE HERE I COME
User avatar #285 to #294 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
like personal messages? yes, yes i do :P
#286 to #295 - tadapotpie (04/11/2011) [-]
if you got a YT then I'll tell you what's special about tomorrow there c:
#262 - captainspankmonkey (04/08/2011) [-]
hey how is my favorite **** doing :P
User avatar #263 to #272 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, i'm fine. just skipping school (gotta go back soon though :P)
#264 to #273 - captainspankmonkey (04/08/2011) [-]
damn schools.i just got up from a wonderful dream but i had to go to school...son of a bitch...
User avatar #260 - captainspankmonkey (04/08/2011) [-]
back and the reason i couldnt use the same one was becuase well....my comp is a dirty bumhole :/
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#440 to #449 - captainspankmonkey (08/05/2011) [-]
so you found my first comment ay?
so you found my first comment ay?
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User avatar #261 to #270 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, it's fine :D
#258 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
hey its me the captain of spanking monkeys my comp is crap once again so i have to make another be patient
User avatar #259 to #268 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, ****** . can't you use the same one, though?
User avatar #233 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
my comp let me make acc :D i feel awesome
User avatar #234 to #243 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
*bro-fist*

good job, buddy. now go make some comments and be a contribution :P
User avatar #235 to #244 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
*bro fist* we shall be the flying monkeys of hell ....or the captains of funnyjunk :P
User avatar #236 to #245 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
indeed. there is more then one captain though :O
User avatar #237 to #246 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
who are the others? >_>
User avatar #238 to #247 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, i don't know :P

i think i have some on my friends list
User avatar #239 to #248 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
.....wow you got hilter as a friend...i am jealous T_T
User avatar #240 to #249 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, in all honesty, i AM a neo-nazi, but before you judge i truly think you should actually ASK about it :P

unless your already cool with it
User avatar #241 to #250 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
wow so am i :D hail hilter :P
User avatar #242 to #251 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, Hail Hitler
User avatar #243 to #252 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
i have alot of experience on funnyjunk as a anon.so now i shall rain my comments untill i make a comment so badass it gets over 300 thumbs.THAT is my quest
User avatar #244 to #253 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
nice....

i think pictures in your comments would help :D

just a suggestion :P
User avatar #245 to #254 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
ive always made pics in my comments.....i just dont have alot of them....I NEED MOAR
User avatar #246 to #255 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
MOAR!!!!

i would help you get more, but i'm afraid pictures in my comments count as regular ones :P
User avatar #247 to #256 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
i have many ones that arent regular....but alot of spiderman
User avatar #250 to #257 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
use spiderman. everyone loves spiderman
User avatar #251 to #260 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
i use spider
bitches love spiderman
User avatar #248 to #257 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
<--- look that the pretty purple lines :D
User avatar #252 to #258 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, i love purple
User avatar #253 to #262 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
how come my pics wont show up when i put it on this profile? all it saies is *your account type is not allowed to post images on profile*?
User avatar #254 to #263 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
eh, i don't know. oh well, it's cool :D
User avatar #256 to #265 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
.....i don't know what to say :P
User avatar #257 to #259 - captainmonkeyspank (04/08/2011) [-]
i dont know what to say either
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