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User avatar #2910 - isaacshadow (10/18/2011) [-]
Hey bro, let me give you some help.
User avatar #2911 to #2970 - nITE (10/18/2011) [-]
wut?
User avatar #2913 to #2971 - isaacshadow (10/19/2011) [-]
No seriously, it'll help you out in your final battle.
User avatar #2914 to #2973 - nITE (10/19/2011) [-]
Sorry I was wiping my ass after taking a **** ...


okay tell me :3
User avatar #2915 to #2974 - isaacshadow (10/19/2011) [-]
Gwyn strikes hard and fast, he fights extremely aggressively, and just 3 swipes of his flaming blade will end you, but he is beatable.
Don't even think about attacking him directly, preservation and dodging is key in this final battle. Keep your distance, and time your heals right because he can literally jump from one side of the room to the other, with his flaming sword aimed at your face.
User avatar #2916 to #2975 - isaacshadow (10/19/2011) [-]
There are only 3 safe methods of attacking Gwyn:
1. When Gwyn tries to grab you, dodge then run back and get 1 or 2 hits in, then return to evading his attacks.
2. When Gwyn tries to kick you, dodge, attack once or twice, return to evading attacks
3. (ONLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU HAVE BIG BRASS BALLS) If you have good timing or health to spare, try parrying one of his attacks then getting a critical. This is very hard to do.
User avatar #2912 to #2971 - isaacshadow (10/18/2011) [-]
On how to beat Gwyn, Lord of Cinder. (i.e. the ass raping final boss) Some good techniques.
User avatar #2902 - isaacshadow (10/17/2011) [-]
Brad bro.... he is dead.
User avatar #2905 to #2962 - nITE (10/17/2011) [-]
Who is?
User avatar #2907 to #2965 - isaacshadow (10/17/2011) [-]
I've killed him, I killed Gwyn, the Lord of Cinder.
User avatar #2908 to #2967 - nITE (10/17/2011) [-]
Come heither and accept thy hug
User avatar #2909 to #2968 - isaacshadow (10/18/2011) [-]
I defied the reign of the gods and became the Dark Lord. I ended the Age of Fire, and began the Age of Dark....the Age of Man.
(apparently there is no good/bad ending, only what you think is best ex: wither or not you should let the gods have the power, or let them die and have humanity decide it's own fate)
User avatar #2883 - isaacshadow (10/15/2011) [-]
My rebuttal: Kil self.
User avatar #2885 to #2943 - MoNugisa (10/15/2011) [-]
What if you woke up next to both of us?
User avatar #2888 to #2945 - isaacshadow (10/15/2011) [-]
Before or after my girlfriend killed me?
User avatar #2889 to #2948 - MoNugisa (10/16/2011) [-]
Before, then after
User avatar #2891 to #2949 - isaacshadow (10/16/2011) [-]
Before: Tell her
After: Submit to punishment.
User avatar #2894 to #2951 - MoNugisa (10/17/2011) [-]
Lawl XD
User avatar #2895 to #2954 - isaacshadow (10/17/2011) [-]
Don't feel bad, she only punishes me because she loves me ;3
User avatar #2896 to #2955 - MoNugisa (10/17/2011) [-]
Awww, :3 How sweet! Will it be a kinky punishment?
#2901 to #2958 - isaacshadow (10/17/2011) [-]
I think my PENIS just went backed up into my crotch from the disgustingness.
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#2876 - dogloverman (10/15/2011) [-]
best day ever
User avatar #2877 to #2936 - nITE (10/15/2011) [-]
So that means your :3
#2879 to #2938 - nITE (10/15/2011) [-]
Its okay I do not judge gay people
User avatar #2881 to #2940 - nITE (10/15/2011) [-]
In a matter of fact


I support Gay Marriedge
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User avatar #2854 - isaacshadow (10/08/2011) [-]
Guess what.
User avatar #2855 to #2914 - nITE (10/08/2011) [-]
You found out a way to lick you're anus :D
#2858 to #2917 - isaacshadow (10/09/2011) [-]
Its because I'm actually having alot of fun playing Dark Souls...
Its because I'm actually having alot of fun playing Dark Souls...
#2859 to #2918 - nITE (10/09/2011) [-]
DARK SOULS IS 						*******					 AWESOME AM I RIGHT >:D
DARK SOULS IS ******* AWESOME AM I RIGHT >:D
User avatar #2860 to #2919 - isaacshadow (10/09/2011) [-]
Hard as it is, yes. I feel like more of a badass while playing Dark Souls then any other game. I also like killing Red Phantoms, griefing ***** .
User avatar #2861 to #2920 - nITE (10/09/2011) [-]
Yeah, **** even the trailer is telling you its ******* bad ass >:D
User avatar #2862 to #2921 - isaacshadow (10/09/2011) [-]
Have you played it?
User avatar #2863 to #2922 - nITE (10/09/2011) [-]
yes
User avatar #2864 to #2923 - isaacshadow (10/09/2011) [-]
What class did you pick?
User avatar #2865 to #2924 - nITE (10/09/2011) [-]
Knight - nITE
User avatar #2866 to #2925 - isaacshadow (10/09/2011) [-]
Same. Apparently, the Knight is the best class for beginners.
User avatar #2867 to #2926 - nITE (10/09/2011) [-]
I like being Knights cause for me Knights is a sign for Loyalty and Domination
User avatar #2868 to #2927 - isaacshadow (10/13/2011) [-]
I ****** up man. I ****** up bad.
User avatar #2870 to #2928 - nITE (10/13/2011) [-]
What yo do?
User avatar #2871 to #2930 - isaacshadow (10/13/2011) [-]
I've accidentally killed a couple of npc's, and by a couple, I mean lot.
User avatar #2872 to #2931 - nITE (10/13/2011) [-]
Aw you just type in console commands to resurrect th-..... oh right.... which ones?
User avatar #2873 to #2932 - isaacshadow (10/13/2011) [-]
I don't even think that will work for you. D'oh well, I guess I didn't need that old smith anyway, he had terrible wears anyway.
User avatar #2851 - Ulmer (10/07/2011) [-]
the Hero Hachimaki in what? team fortress?
User avatar #2853 to #2912 - Ulmer (10/07/2011) [-]
dun have it, sorry :x
User avatar #2850 - rainbowslayer (10/07/2011) [-]
haha ill be fine
#2847 - MoNugisa (10/06/2011) [-]
I has a sad day dream today on the way home. So I drew you a better picture. But I lost my tablet pen, however, this means the lines are stright! Or however you spell it >.<
User avatar #2848 to #2907 - nITE (10/06/2011) [-]
I like it
User avatar #2849 to #2908 - MoNugisa (10/06/2011) [-]
:3 yay!
User avatar #2869 to #2909 - isaacshadow (10/13/2011) [-]
Does this make Brad the god damn batman now?
User avatar #2875 to #2929 - MoNugisa (10/13/2011) [-]
Kinda XD
User avatar #2839 - toolmaster (10/06/2011) [-]
hay
why you get cock ring?
User avatar #2840 to #2899 - nITE (10/06/2011) [-]
I shot it in 2's
User avatar #2842 to #2900 - toolmaster (10/06/2011) [-]
WHO YOU BE *******
if its ok for me to ask
User avatar #2843 to #2902 - nITE (10/06/2011) [-]
Im dating MoNugisa :l (beautiful woman)
User avatar #2844 to #2903 - toolmaster (10/06/2011) [-]
im dating no one :(
*sits there looking sad*
User avatar #2845 to #2904 - nITE (10/06/2011) [-]
:\ I iz sorry fo yu
User avatar #2846 to #2905 - toolmaster (10/06/2011) [-]
ee im not grown yet
User avatar #2818 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
*hands you a cock ring that reads "Moral Support"* Have fun.
User avatar #2819 to #2878 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
*goes to Malcolm Holmes and sell it*
User avatar #2820 to #2879 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
....*takes the money you made and rebuys it*
User avatar #2821 to #2880 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
*shoots the cock ring into 2 pieces while it was in you're hand with my revolver*
User avatar #2822 to #2881 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
Dude! Why didn't you use that?
User avatar #2823 to #2882 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
I dont wanna!
User avatar #2824 to #2883 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
It turns you dick into a vibrator!
User avatar #2825 to #2884 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
*twirls revolver around and does some fancy tricks with it* If I wanted my dick a vibrator I would buy a Implant
User avatar #2826 to #2885 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
That was cheaper.
User avatar #2827 to #2886 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
still
User avatar #2828 to #2887 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
Fine. I'm not giving you any more sexual enhancers for you to use.
User avatar #2841 to #2888 - toolmaster (10/06/2011) [-]
get me some GET ME SOME GET ME SOME
User avatar #2829 to #2888 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
trust me Mo has alot
User avatar #2830 to #2889 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
I don't think Nuttella or oranges counts.
User avatar #2831 to #2890 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
what about dildos and machines
#2832 to #2891 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
wat machines?
User avatar #2833 to #2892 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
whats those things that you put on the utters that milks the cows
#2834 to #2893 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
Wouldn't that make here pregnant?
User avatar #2835 to #2894 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
just putting those milk suckers on her tits?
User avatar #2836 to #2895 - isaacshadow (10/03/2011) [-]
A female typically as to be pregnant to produce any kind of milk.
User avatar #2837 to #2896 - nITE (10/03/2011) [-]
:3 well we dont strike the white gold but we do it to get kinky
#2838 to #2897 - isaacshadow (10/04/2011) [-]
She doesn't mind you talking about all this?
#2797 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey, I've been wondering. I has a question for you.
User avatar #2798 to #2857 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
The square route of 5 is 3 jk


what
#2799 to #2858 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
MoNusta (or whatever the **** it is) . How did that happen?
User avatar #2800 to #2859 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
what? me and her just... got together


MoNugisa*
#2801 to #2860 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Just like that? C'mon man theres more to that.
User avatar #2802 to #2861 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
I just said
"Well atleast we are good friends"
then she said
"well... we can be more"

and thats how we got into a relationship
#2803 to #2862 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
So you 2 have been friends for a long time before all this?
User avatar #2804 to #2863 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
yes
#2805 to #2864 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Well that good. Relationships with friends tend to last.
#2806 to #2865 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
:P Shes even down with having a threesome now... Isaac?
User avatar #2807 to #2866 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Not really my thing.
2 girls + 1 guy = O
2 guys + 1 girl = X
User avatar #2808 to #2867 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
just saying
User avatar #2810 to #2869 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
Just saiyan
#2811 to #2870 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Balls to it. I'll show for moral support. Thats it.
Balls to it. I'll show for moral support. Thats it.
User avatar #2812 to #2871 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
Guess I can go ask RainbowSlayer if me her and Mo can do so.... I think shes a little lesbian
#2813 to #2872 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
Jesus this idea is just getting kinkier by the second.
User avatar #2814 to #2873 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
Mo uses Nutella sometimes.... :3
#2815 to #2874 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
When this happening?
User avatar #2816 to #2875 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
sometimes
#2817 to #2876 - isaacshadow (10/02/2011) [-]
I shouldn't be surprised. You said she a bit "bi-ish"
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User avatar #2791 to #2850 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
:l Im gonna give you the count to five to delete that comment cause I do not support Roll Images on my profile
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User avatar #2793 to #2852 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
I do not like it when people do that roll Image and Roll user etc junk


but we cool
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User avatar #2795 to #2854 - nITE (10/02/2011) [-]
:D I still buddy with you
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User avatar #2789 - isaacshadow (10/01/2011) [-]
Oi you.
User avatar #2768 - MoNugisa (09/29/2011) [-]
*soft poke*
User avatar #2769 to #2828 - nITE (09/29/2011) [-]
*soft boobie poke*
User avatar #2770 to #2829 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
*makes them jiggle*
User avatar #2771 to #2830 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #2772 to #2831 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #2773 to #2832 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #2774 to #2833 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
:3 You need to login to view this link fixed my pokemon team up! Now can I have a discription for you :D
User avatar #2775 to #2834 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
hmm?
#2776 to #2835 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
I said I would draw something, give me a desc of it please :D
User avatar #2777 to #2836 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
Well Me with my Alakazam with You with your favorite pokemon :D
User avatar #2778 to #2837 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
:D Okay, blue eye, black hair! Wait!! Whats my fav pokemon D: Meh, I'll use ty!! >.<
User avatar #2779 to #2838 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #2780 to #2839 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
XD
User avatar #2781 to #2840 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
:3 *licks*
User avatar #2782 to #2841 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
*murrs, licking back*
User avatar #2783 to #2842 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
... *put hand in your shirt and makes a feel* :3
User avatar #2784 to #2843 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
*blushes and liftes her shirt a little* Is soo waiting for some one to come and troll this XD
User avatar #2785 to #2844 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
:3 im going to emberasse you
User avatar #2786 to #2845 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
D: go on!
User avatar #2787 to #2846 - nITE (09/30/2011) [-]
Mass Message :3
User avatar #2788 to #2847 - MoNugisa (09/30/2011) [-]
D: *reads it* LOL XD Not as bad as I expeted. Cus only us knows what it means right?
User avatar #2747 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
Contemtptio's history:
A NCR farm boy who's family and farm where destroyed by a man with a old world flag on his back at 8 years old. Rather then killing him, the Legionaries enslaved him, giving him the slave name Contemptio for his rebellious attitude towards them. After the 2 years, the Legion assigned him to train under Joshua Graham after seeing him constantly win fights constantly against other slaves in the colosseum with his father's machete, where his skills in the pistol and rifle became strong. Eventually was assigned to the Sons of Caesar at age 17, conducting special missions assigned directly from Caesar. After the Sons refused to complete a mission, they where all executed or fled. Only one survived. After the 1st Battle of Hoover Damn, Contemptio became a Courier for the Mojave Express for 3 years, taking him every where to New Reno to The Divide...all the while, still looking for that man with an old world flag on his back The Mojave Express sent him back to do a big job for them, to pick up a platinum chip and meet up with a fellow courier.
User avatar #2748 to #2807 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
And thats when I came in... your the leader and I will be the companion
User avatar #2749 to #2808 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
or the other way around who knows. I guess it be preference. I rather like the idea of a dual leadership, makes it more interesting.
User avatar #2750 to #2809 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
but remember


If you decide to hurt innocent people this is going to be a Rough Relationship
User avatar #2751 to #2810 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
I'm just looking for that man with a old world flag on his back...
User avatar #2752 to #2811 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
And im just helping you look for the man...


::NEW PERK AQUIRED::
BIG IRON
When Carmine a Active
companion you gain 10
Damage Resistance and
15 Damage with Revolvers
User avatar #2753 to #2812 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
**::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
**The Wandering Exile
When Contemptio is a active companion, you gain +30 Survial skills and +45 to all bladed weapons.
User avatar #2754 to #2813 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
:P this is why....
User avatar #2755 to #2814 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
We are best friends :3
User avatar #2756 to #2815 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #2757 to #2816 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Peace at last...
Contemptio finally settled things with his family's killer, Ulysses, but the wound won't truly heal. Contemptio gains +10 to all skills, and his skills with his fathers machete have increased dramatically.
User avatar #2758 to #2817 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
Good Decision

::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Bigger Iron
Finding Carmines Family secret Artifact revolver gives him +23 to Small Guns and also makes him more accurate and reloads quicker

Bad Decision

::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Lost Iron
Destroying Carmines Secret Revolver Artifact made him less 31% Acurrate but does more Damage
User avatar #2759 to #2818 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
("settled" = ether killed or convinced Ulysses) We need 2 more companions....how about your girl?
User avatar #2760 to #2819 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
Naw Shes more of a Medevil type
User avatar #2761 to #2820 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
A what?
User avatar #2762 to #2821 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
Knights and Mages
User avatar #2763 to #2822 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
Can I bring my girl?
User avatar #2764 to #2823 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
sure
#2765 to #2824 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
No pick yourself you companion.
User avatar #2766 to #2825 - nITE (09/26/2011) [-]
you know a guy name ITSSUPEREFFECTIVE?
User avatar #2767 to #2826 - isaacshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
I've see him on your profile.
User avatar #2729 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
New thread
User avatar #2730 to #2788 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
This thread is Dildos
User avatar #2731 to #2789 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
Damn it! i had a pefect picture for that before i lost all my pictures
User avatar #2732 to #2790 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO REAL *****
User avatar #2734 to #2792 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
But I still wub you...as a friend
User avatar #2735 to #2793 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
im not dumb D:
User avatar #2736 to #2794 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
Lie
User avatar #2737 to #2795 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
im just kinda off today cuz im reeeeally sick
User avatar #2738 to #2796 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
...*moves and itch back*
User avatar #2740 to #2798 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
I dont wanna get sick :l
User avatar #2741 to #2799 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
im pretty sure you wont
User avatar #2742 to #2800 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
Okay if I get sick and you owe me >:(
User avatar #2743 to #2801 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
well im like 1000 miles away so i dont think ill get you sick
User avatar #2744 to #2802 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
Still and If I dont get sick I become your slave for 5 hours
User avatar #2745 to #2803 - rainbowslayer (09/25/2011) [-]
fine, if you dont get sick you have to promis not to call me dumb again
User avatar #2746 to #2805 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
kay....



You dumb
User avatar #2727 - isaacshadow (09/25/2011) [-]
Nothing is going to happen in 2012 and what is..... Homestar Runner?
User avatar #2728 to #2786 - nITE (09/25/2011) [-]
I know that

but

they havent made a new episode since 2010 and I miss homestar retardness
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