What is your bidding, my master?

thebest404pageever.com/swf/blood_on_grave.swf

You must watch this for 4 hours straight

hi guise wat do u tink of my drewing. i put a lot of efort intu eet.

This is what you get after a boring afternoon.

Sexy.

I thank you.

I have the made art too.

It's....glorious.

What's going on? Social interaction? No thank you

C'mon man, this is social interaction without the social interaction. AKA, the internet's reason for being, other than free porn and complaining about stuff you don't actually know a lot about.

ahhhhhhhhhhh too much, can't handle it... Unless someone wants to explain to me how to do laundry because my parents are sleeping and i need pants.

1. Steal Acquire dirty pants.
2. Set to cold water and put it on delicate cycle.
3. Add in detergent (full load is about 5 pairs of pants).
4. Hit start.
5. Once detergent has dissolved, add in pants.
6. Wait for wash cycle to complete.

How much detergent? i have like 4 pairs of shorts and 2 shirts in this load

What brand are you using?

ultra downy

Use a little less than half the cap.

thanks friend, now I'll have pants for school in 4 hours

Make sure to clean out your dryer lint before you stick them in there!

......... nah.

oh okay.

This gif is very unsettling

Not as unsettling as this picture.

yikes, im going to sleep. maybe. Goodnight new friend

Goodnight! Hopefully this might keep away the nightmares of that Japanese forest fish.

Okay :(

yay

Nice of you to join us! Also nice to meet you!

Everything is nice.

Nice to meet you too.

Now it's a party.

PARTY== ORGY!!!== With my rape party cannon!!! :D

Let's not let this rape PARTY CANNON turn into a murder EXTRAVAGANZA TANK!

Also hi.

I'll post some tits.

Oh yeeeaaah, look at these fine tits.

Wait a sec. Are those real tits?

Don't tell admon.

Oh god what I have begun.

And there you go! Plenty o' gift gifs!

Happy birthday!
Let us dance in celebration.


it's cheaper than gifts

I need to get some more dancing gifs.

Then these are my gifs to you; I am happy to oblige.
I've got quite the stash.

Impressive collection.

I have more, but I didn't want to trouble you with the pony ones.

Just tryin' out a new image, don't mind me.

Also, I didn't save a single one of those gifs.

I wanted to post those in case my computer has to be reformatted. Again.

This is your face when your computer acts up, isn't it?

To be honest it's more like this.

This gif pretty much sums up my entire experience with TF2.
It's me talking to myself because I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

This is me.

Because I know exactly what I'm doing.

I just played on my brother's account because he had a lot of good shit.
And he had some apparently really rare hat or something because a lot of people tried to pay me for it.

The TF2 Hat: The one frivolous, cosmetic item that will throw gamers into a frenzy to get.

I had some guy offer me like 100$ for it.

What fucking hat did I have?

It was probably an unusual, whatever it was.

What's the most expensive hat?

The Scorching Team Captain.

One person was offered over $5000 worth of items for it, and the owner refused.

Neat.

Get it, gifs? Cause it's like gifts...

Comedy gold.

(I probably have too many. Take what you like though.)

Why, yes, yes it has. How've ya been?

Oh, you know, been banned for about a year.

I've just been a little goody-two-shoes, not posting any porn outside of NSFW or anything.

I don't know why, but something leads me to believe that we'll bang, okay?

That would be most pleasing to us, Shepard Commander.

Damn Dorks.

Full of jokes, and yet I've still nothing to laugh about.

Everything's just so.. boring.

Sometimes, boring is good. It gives us some down time before the real shit starts up again.

I don't like boring.

Boring reminds me of all the things I could be doing.

I'd say "go out and do those things", but the problem is I know what those things are.

That right?

I can't know exactly what you might do, but I might infer as to the type of things you might do.

Those being..?

Things.. perhaps... of an immoral nature... involving... death and destruction?

Petty theft,
Rape,
Arson,
Vandalism,
Genuinely being a nuisance. Making life about as un-enjoyable for everyone else as it is for me.

Sure.

What are you willing to trade for it?

I'll give you a Bakery.

What do you say about the flower mill?

Sure, that's fine.

Deal!

Pleasure doing business with you.

Sure.

Sure. I'll trade you 2 babies for him.

wait not 3?? i think hes worth 3 of them

You already agreed to two. I'm sorry, but I'm inclined to go with your original offer.

wait nvm i think i do better sry

When you've agreed to a trade, it is common courtesy to proceed with it. Please don't say you will trade and then back out. It's very rude to do so.

sry i thought i read and it said 3

Lucky for you, I just got myself a James Polk.

everyone is happy ?

I'm fine, yes.

ok then a deal

k

Sorry. I've already got a flour mill.

I've got two to give. Is that acceptable?

send the trades to me

two will do

It's a deal then.

and the second trade?

Sending that now.

have you sent the trades?

you had 4 though...

Aw, I'm sorry. What's going on?

well i had football today, and i almost passed out because of dehydration. then I had to run home in a thunderstorm. And I didnt really talk to anyone today

I'm here. Why didn't you have any water or drinks at football?

well my parents are too cheap to buy bottled water :/ and i forgot to bring one. I took a few sips from my friends, but like a few sips isnt enough for suicides and sprints in humid heat D:

Excuse me for being a fat nerd that has no idea about football, but what is a suicide?

lol i dunno how to pley footbawl, but a suicide is when theres 5 cones 5 yards apart, and you start at the first one, then run to the second, then run back, then run to the third, and then run back, and so on

I've done those before for tennis. Except it was the different positions on the court, not exactly 25 yards.

Well, at least it's over, and you've gotten some rest by now, right?

yep :3 i play tennis too :D

Mistakes were made. My judgement is impaired from Benadryl right now. Thanks though.

Not the Benadryl! Yeugh. Feel better man.