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#65 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2010) [-]
how many jews does it take to pick up soap?
User avatar #66 to #67 - TheAdolfHitler (03/04/2010) [-]
6 million?
User avatar #63 - TheJosephStalin (03/03/2010) [-]
Today I learned how to say " My dick in your god " in Arabic. For reference, it's Ayri bi rabbak. Off to troll some muslims nao.
User avatar #61 - CptSoapMacTavish (03/03/2010) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no leader ever was
To catch Jews is my real test
To gas them is my cause
I will travel across Europe
Searching far and wide
These dirty Jews to understand
The power of the sign!
SWASTIKA!!
It's the Jews versus me!
Latest craze in Germany!
SWASTIKA!
You're my best friend
In a war we must defend
SWASTIKA!
I finally caught a Jew...
Set the oven to 232!
You'll cross me and I'll gas you!
SWASTIKA!
Gotta gas 'em all!
Gotta gas 'em all!
SWASTIKA!
(I'm so going to hell =( )
User avatar #62 to #63 - TheAdolfHitler (03/03/2010) [-]
Don't worry, the devil is my friend so I can make hell like heaven for you.
User avatar #59 - DownSyndrome (03/02/2010) [-]
Would you like a free chromosome?
User avatar #74 to #62 - satanisthesavior (03/05/2010) [-]
Only if its an Aryan chromosome...
User avatar #56 - Blitzz (03/01/2010) [-]
How did u find out? O.o
User avatar #57 to #58 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
A guess.
#55 - Bumble bee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #56 - satanisthesavior (03/05/2010) [-]
Just get some bombers, load them up with pennies (or the German equivalent) and drop them into the Jewish ranks: complete and utter disorder.
Germans win.
User avatar #82 to #77 - xMWxBEASTx (03/05/2010) [-]
we just send an ac130 on you germans im not a jew by the way
User avatar #53 - sleepykiller (03/01/2010) [-]
WAZZAP HITLER....seen any jews lately?
User avatar #54 to #54 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
yea, a few.
User avatar #52 - ILoveMacbooks (02/28/2010) [-]
sup hitler
User avatar #51 - ILoveMacbooks (02/28/2010) [-]
ATTENTION ATTENTION! ALL OF YOU OUT THERE HOW ARE BEING CALLED PEDOBEARBAIT!COME JOIN MY TROLLING ARMY!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST MAKE AN ACCOUNT THAT SAYS
"ILove(______)" WE WILL BE MORE POWERFULL THAN ANIMAL'S ARMY!
p.s.i have cookies if you join
User avatar #49 - SgtGarySanderson (02/28/2010) [-]
Sup, Hitler.
User avatar #47 to #46 - TheAdolfHitler (02/27/2010) [-]
*takes out shotgun*
Best be running boy.
User avatar #26 - khendra (02/25/2010) [-]
I'm Jewish.
User avatar #44 to #26 - PedoSaur (02/27/2010) [-]
ME too.
*Jew five*
User avatar #48 to #44 - Trollkillinkyle (02/28/2010) [-]
hey im not jewish but hi-5 for owning germany up until 20 years ago
User avatar #45 to #44 - TheAdolfHitler (02/27/2010) [-]
I shall track you down.
User avatar #29 to #26 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
Holy crap it says you are 55.
Are you under 18? you look under 18?
No pedo.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
meh name is czar maar karr and i am here to help rape 1 million of your capitols women and keep you under soviet control until communism falls
so tell me how youre gonna die?
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
See you are going to have to catch me...
The trouble is.
Do you know where i am?
yes I am in the choppa tracking down the jew but...
Where is my secret landing point?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
southwest london >:D
User avatar #33 to #32 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
****** , WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
I know where you am cuz im *********** STALINS PET RETARD
User avatar #35 to #34 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
No matter, I will use my CAT SNIPERS to kill you.
I can not hear you over the awsomeness of them.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
quite the contraries fat cockhead i got russians surrounding ava browns house right now and i have the valkyrie squad following you in a spaceship oh and did i mention we won the space race bitch
User avatar #37 to #36 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
Well, you know what I am going to do?
Travel back in time where your mom was.

I shall need my hanger.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
got you again you man-guy i already made a air force base and ate all of your cookies in that jar in your panzer tank ya i know your style and i saved you one last cookie and i farted on it and wrote a jewish star on it and i made a black guy out of the chocolate chips
User avatar #39 to #38 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
Just so you know, I can see your mom.
Sorry, but looks like it is the end for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Trollkillinkyle (02/26/2010) [-]
haha again SIR but i killed my mom before i was born and i survived and killed the whole hospital and i got arrested sent to an insane asylum but i broke out of there and fought in ww1 against germany and made germany get in a stalemate just like my 1st grade book says i think its the end for you because ava brown just made love to me and it was great and then i killed a bunch of your generals i know you already killed more than 80% of them so i killed the rest and the skinhead is now the retarded policemen
User avatar #41 to #40 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
Well, Guess I will have to kill you personally.
My cat snipers know where you are.
Do not try and run.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Trollkillinkyle (02/27/2010) [-]
well the thing is there is no sush thing as the choppa in ww2
User avatar #43 to #42 - TheAdolfHitler (02/27/2010) [-]
There is now!
well, my cat snipers see you with a gang of bodyguards.
ready
3
2
1
You are now dead.
O **** they know where I am.
well i`ll lead them to my gas chambers.
User avatar #28 to #26 - TheAdolfHitler (02/26/2010) [-]
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
TRACK DOWN THIS JEW!
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmarepikachu (02/26/2010) [-]
get off hitlers page!!
User avatar #24 - PyramidHead (02/24/2010) [-]
Lol :O
User avatar #15 - TehShocker (02/23/2010) [-]
Wir muessen die juden ausrotten ja?
User avatar #17 to #16 - TehShocker (02/23/2010) [-]
Sprechen sie deustche? ja oder nein?
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheAdolfHitler (02/23/2010) [-]
English.
User avatar #19 to #18 - TehShocker (02/23/2010) [-]
Really? The head of the Third Reich needs English?

I said "we must exterminate the Jews"
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheAdolfHitler (02/23/2010) [-]
Coming back from the dead gave me certain... conditions.
Right know I could give a ********* about the jews, right now I am targeting to kill the animal family.
User avatar #21 to #20 - TehShocker (02/23/2010) [-]
Ok ES IST EIN ZEAL FUER DER RIECH, WIR MUESSEN DIE TIER FAMILIE AUSROTTEN!!

SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!
User avatar #23 to #21 - TheJosephStalin (02/23/2010) [-]
Tuy syn k suka.
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheAdolfHitler (02/23/2010) [-]
ok...
*pretends I understand you*
uhh huh...
User avatar #13 - AdmiralAckbar (02/23/2010) [-]
SIEG HEIL !
You should have combined your powers with Stalin in 1940, you'd have won !

But why Jews ??? Whyy???
User avatar #14 to #13 - TheAdolfHitler (02/23/2010) [-]
IF you watched family guy you would know
User avatar #10 - freshblob (02/22/2010) [-]
HEIL
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheJosephStalin (02/22/2010) [-]
Hey comrade. You should join the Communist cause. We wouldn't want anyone being hung with dull cheese wire now would we?
User avatar #25 to #11 - PedoSaur (02/24/2010) [-]
I like dull cheese wires.
User avatar #12 to #11 - freshblob (02/23/2010) [-]
I shall consider your proposal.
User avatar #4 - TheJosephStalin (02/21/2010) [-]
Also, dude you might want to think of just leaving the Jews and Fat chicks in Siberia, it's alot cheaper than gas chambers. I'll let you use Kamchatka if you send me a lifetime supply of Weissewurst.
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheAdolfHitler (02/21/2010) [-]
But...
I like my gas chambers...
Also, I hate weissewurst and I fcking love Kamchatka
User avatar #6 to #5 - TheJosephStalin (02/21/2010) [-]
You can put gas chambers IN Kamchatka, just don't use them on the citizens of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy or the salmon. Those things are ******* tasty.

PS. Or the Leopards, I need them for my Leopard-With-Gatling-Gun army.
User avatar #7 to #6 - TheAdolfHitler (02/21/2010) [-]
ok, as long as you don't touch my cat snipers, dog shot gunners, and lion rocket launchers.

If you do not touch them, I will not touch your bear cavalry or Leopard-with-gating-guns.
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheJosephStalin (02/21/2010) [-]
Deal. Now, time for more Vodka.
User avatar #9 to #8 - TheAdolfHitler (02/21/2010) [-]
Indeed, MOAR VODKA
User avatar #3 - TheJosephStalin (02/21/2010) [-]
Dude, just sayin, but I totally beat your record of innocents killed, you won't hold it against me, will you?
User avatar #2 - CosmoKramer (02/21/2010) [-]
I'm you're biggest fan!
User avatar #1 - ParisHilton (02/20/2010) [-]
i have bj pics.. you might have to turn on the " **** " option
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