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#61
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anonemous (10/09/2013) [-] Did it but I kept getting an invalid url message so I went directly to the en.savefrom.net/ site and input the url manually which let me dl the video.
#57
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anonemous (08/30/2013) [-] FJ Rules
Do not post porn on FJ
yesterday 5:56am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that.
Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.
Thanks.
Do not post porn on FJ
yesterday 5:56am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that.
Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.
Thanks.
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anonemous (10/05/2013) [-] Do not post porn or sexy pics on FJTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev next »
Sep 18 9:50am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that. Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.
Sep 18 9:50am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that. Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.
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anonemous (10/05/2013) [-] Your Thumbing ViolationTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev next »
Sep 29 8:26am
FunnyJunk to me
You thumbed up sexual content. If you continue to thumb up sexual content you will lose your voting rights on your account.
Please do not vote up anything resembling sexual content, close ups of genitalia, breasts, sexy pics, etc.
Thanks
Sep 29 8:26am
FunnyJunk to me
You thumbed up sexual content. If you continue to thumb up sexual content you will lose your voting rights on your account.
Please do not vote up anything resembling sexual content, close ups of genitalia, breasts, sexy pics, etc.
Thanks
#56
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ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/20/2013) [-] Hey buddy, I was hoping you may be interested in reading some of my Short stories
www.booksie.com/Tucker_Haase
www.booksie.com/Tucker_Haase
#54
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anonemous (04/28/2013) [-] How to play this game:
1) Items are displayed randomly and by rarity. Press "R" for refresh and click an item above this.
2) Type in the captcha as fast as you can to pick-up that item.
3) Combine items in the item workshop to create new ones. Click the "Items" link on the top right of this site.
4) Trade items with other players by clicking the "TRADE" link in their profile. Collect the best items and have fun.
------- TOOLS ------
Top 500 items by rarity: www.funnyjunk.com/item/rare_items/ - Items Rankings: funnyjunk.com/members/ranking/items
Crafting list #2 (third party site): funnyjunk-item-crafting-recipes.wikia.com/wiki/FunnyJunk_Item_Crafting_Recipes_Wiki
1) Items are displayed randomly and by rarity. Press "R" for refresh and click an item above this.
2) Type in the captcha as fast as you can to pick-up that item.
3) Combine items in the item workshop to create new ones. Click the "Items" link on the top right of this site.
4) Trade items with other players by clicking the "TRADE" link in their profile. Collect the best items and have fun.
------- TOOLS ------
Top 500 items by rarity: www.funnyjunk.com/item/rare_items/ - Items Rankings: funnyjunk.com/members/ranking/items
Crafting list #2 (third party site): funnyjunk-item-crafting-recipes.wikia.com/wiki/FunnyJunk_Item_Crafting_Recipes_Wiki
#49
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anonemous (12/29/2012) [-] “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” - Stephen Hawking
#47
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anonemous (10/20/2012) [-] rom most of FJ.
They now only appear at www.funnyjunk.com/items/
So bookmark. This is the time time you'll get bothered about items.
Thanks.
They now only appear at www.funnyjunk.com/items/
So bookmark. This is the time time you'll get bothered about items.
Thanks.
#46
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anonemous (10/17/2012) [-] Item Game TutorialTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages next »
5:07am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4172396/Item+Game
5:07am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4172396/Item+Game
#45
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anonemous (09/02/2012) [-] Since the items game launched about a month ago:
53,198 users have collected 6,426,904 items since the item game launched a month ago.
Average of 120 items per user.
> How do you play?
Click an item and type in the captcha to collect it.
> How often does X item drop?
1 / (Point value * .75) = chance of 30 of them dropping per comment posted on FJ. About 130k comments post on FJ per day. So for example, a 100k point item has a 1/75k chance of dropping per comment and about 60 drop per day on average.
> What can I do with these items?
Crafting system is coming out soon that allows you to combine them to create new items. You can gain skills in certain professions such as black smithing, gem crafting, tailoring, cooking, etc.
> What about trading?
Improved trading system is coming soon that allows you to trade multiple quantities of items and/or points for another user's item(s)/points.
> What about item rankings?
Coming soon.
> What else is coming soon?
You disenchant your items for points then use it to buy a small shack, house, castle, etc. and decorate it with the items you made.
> Why do users find this game so addicting?
I have no idea.
> How many different items are there?
Hundreds.
> Are all items the same throughout the site?
Yup
> How do I view the items I have?
Just check your profile!
Discuss items and/or trade with others: funnyjunk.com/items/
53,198 users have collected 6,426,904 items since the item game launched a month ago.
Average of 120 items per user.
> How do you play?
Click an item and type in the captcha to collect it.
> How often does X item drop?
1 / (Point value * .75) = chance of 30 of them dropping per comment posted on FJ. About 130k comments post on FJ per day. So for example, a 100k point item has a 1/75k chance of dropping per comment and about 60 drop per day on average.
> What can I do with these items?
Crafting system is coming out soon that allows you to combine them to create new items. You can gain skills in certain professions such as black smithing, gem crafting, tailoring, cooking, etc.
> What about trading?
Improved trading system is coming soon that allows you to trade multiple quantities of items and/or points for another user's item(s)/points.
> What about item rankings?
Coming soon.
> What else is coming soon?
You disenchant your items for points then use it to buy a small shack, house, castle, etc. and decorate it with the items you made.
> Why do users find this game so addicting?
I have no idea.
> How many different items are there?
Hundreds.
> Are all items the same throughout the site?
Yup
> How do I view the items I have?
Just check your profile!
Discuss items and/or trade with others: funnyjunk.com/items/
#44
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anonemous (08/08/2012) [-] Item message
Item Discussion
FAQ:
> What do they do?
Give you magic powers.
> How do I get them?
Click them when you see the item and type in the correct captcha.
> Why does it always say "Item is out-of-stock"?
Someone picked it up before you.
> How often do they appear?
Randomly. Refresh the page to see new items that have appeared.
> Why is this happening?
It's just a fun test. They will be removed if users find them too annoying.
> How do I trade with another user?
Go to their profile, scroll to their items and click "trade with user". This feature is still buggy.
Item Discussion
FAQ:
> What do they do?
Give you magic powers.
> How do I get them?
Click them when you see the item and type in the correct captcha.
> Why does it always say "Item is out-of-stock"?
Someone picked it up before you.
> How often do they appear?
Randomly. Refresh the page to see new items that have appeared.
> Why is this happening?
It's just a fun test. They will be removed if users find them too annoying.
> How do I trade with another user?
Go to their profile, scroll to their items and click "trade with user". This feature is still buggy.
#42
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anonemous (06/24/2012) [-] www.funnyjunk.com/text/3830789/Your+Next+Gaming+Console
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#41
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anonemous (05/26/2012) [-] Navigation:
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#16
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KingOfLulz (04/18/2011) [-] Hello anonemous. You have been a good friend of mine for a while.
Would you like to join my Anti-Troll League of Trolls?
We defeat trolls and we help each other out
Would you like to join my Anti-Troll League of Trolls?
We defeat trolls and we help each other out
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KingOfLulz (04/18/2011) [-] What do YOU have to do?
Well, you can find us some (trustworthy) members, and you can us of some trolls. If you know of a troll that is really an asshole, put a comment of why he is an asshole-of-a-troll on my profile.
Well, you can find us some (trustworthy) members, and you can us of some trolls. If you know of a troll that is really an asshole, put a comment of why he is an asshole-of-a-troll on my profile.
#14
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MrLlama ONLINE (04/15/2011) [-] Dun Goofed the Message and forgot the link so here it is:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1980146/A+Shameless+attempt+for+red+Text /
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1980146/A+Shameless+attempt+for+red+Text /
