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#792 - tarabostes (07/04/2015) [-]
How much do you charge for an hour?
#793 to #792 - floran ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
too much for you, but I kick your ass for free
#794 to #793 - tarabostes (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if i wanna get my ass licked so soon , but i you floran , so go ahead!
User avatar #795 to #794 - floran ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I said kicked, you idiot
#796 to #795 - tarabostes (07/06/2015) [-]
Oh my , you have a kicking fetish? Well whatever makes you wet raises my dong baby , go ahead!
#777 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
floran? more like WHOREan!
#780 to #779 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
you keep me...entertained, there is that
#781 to #780 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Oh i like to know that i keep your pussy purring love
can i do somethin' better?
#782 to #781 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
help preserve local forests
I actually hope you aren't hoping to achieve something from me
#783 to #782 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry babe but i like to destroy all forests especially virgin ones ;)
Oh we're both gonna gain somethin' honey
#784 to #783 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
people that destroy forests should be put in a pit with golden lancehead snakes
#785 to #784 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
G-Golden?
Oh floran i knew you liked me back!
Do you like extra-virgin oil baby?
User avatar #786 to #785 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
what a weird form to ask if I like your extra-virgin ass
#787 to #786 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Y-You want me to sit on your face?!??!?!
F-Floran , I...
#789 to #788 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Reverse the roles?
#791 to #790 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
WoW haven't seen that 1 b4...
#775 to #770 - instalation (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm just barely finding these. This game is amazing.
User avatar #751 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
So i was correct when i said that glitches are awesome? Cause even your own kinds says so.
User avatar #771 to #751 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
don't mind him, he is just a broken toaster... thing even believe it has life and valid opinions. Going to need a trash car to take it away, no fix at this point.
#773 to #771 - instalation (06/29/2015) [-]
I'd change it now, but it's the only proof that I was the person who professed my love to the mods.

I just can't change it now.
User avatar #774 to #773 - instalation (06/29/2015) [-]
Not to the mods, to muh florun sweety pie. But I told them about it.
User avatar #776 to #774 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #768 to #751 - instalation (06/29/2015) [-]
Don't trust Floran he's a faggot and a disgrace to having that name.

Not even keeping with the theme. Glitch are great for Florans and don't let him tell you otherwise.
#772 to #768 - floran ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
>instalation
>doesn't install anything
>cancerous oc pony


#752 to #751 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I personally don't trust machines but yeah.
#753 to #752 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't you trust them? They are build to follow. build to take orders.
#754 to #753 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
but machines not only do what they were build for, that is why they called glitch.
also I tent to break machines easily, like I if I have a problem with someone I can deal with talking and trade but machines, they just do stuff and you sit there and wait or shut it down.
#755 to #754 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't think that leaves a good impression by other florans now does it?
I don't think that leaves a good impression by other florans now does it?
#756 to #755 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
no, worst impression are given by people who survive Floran attacks.
and my thing with robots is personal, Floran typically like them since Floran like to examine others technology, both use melee and well...Floran can't eat metal, so robots don't get floran ssstabs
#757 to #756 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Well maybe the florans should be more nice.

I mean look how adorable this one is
#758 to #757 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
my favorite is Lilly from musetrigger creator of the buttrub ritual
User avatar #759 to #758 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
She looks adorable. Chibi as ****
User avatar #761 to #760 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I sadly don't have much floran pics at all. I never picked floran in the game. And my friends didn't as well.
#762 to #761 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
all my friends are floran, my other characters are a glitch and a fish
User avatar #763 to #762 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
No-one likes humans in those kind of games.

But yeah they just didn't like them. Which i can understand tough.
At first plants are not really appealing to play as.
#764 to #763 - floran ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
I had always liked plants
User avatar #765 to #764 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Then the florans are perfect for you
User avatar #737 - instalation (06/20/2015) [-]
hey fgt Glitch are perfect for Florans.

Stop being stupid. Y u so stupid?
#739 to #737 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
actually after some research I found Floran and Glicth like each other since that update when they can comment on each other.

sooo ye, my dislike for robots is totally personal
User avatar #745 to #739 - instalation (06/20/2015) [-]
They always liked each other.

Stop not liking Glitch, bitch.
User avatar #746 to #745 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
nein, machines are evil
Biology is the future, asshole
User avatar #747 to #746 - instalation (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm not an asshole. I'm just trying to convince you that robot love is best for Florans. Not that I would want you, who would want you lol but you need to know what is best.
#748 to #747 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #766 to #748 - instalation (06/25/2015) [-]
hey ******* , I bet you thought I forgot. My internet was out since the last time I posted. But I'm here now.
#767 to #766 - floran ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
no internet? so much for your trusted machines
#704 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
FLORAN DON'T YOU LIKE PLANTS D:
#726 to #725 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
Who's a cuuuuuute plant??
#727 to #726 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
off to vault 22 I go
#728 to #727 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
No , you must cum with me!
#730 to #729 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
I swear to God if you post the same image ONE more time...
#733 to #732 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
wut
#734 to #733 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss
#735 to #734 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
you already posted that

and with that, Im going to play fallout. get out of my profile
#736 to #735 - tarabostes (06/20/2015) [-]
HA! FOOL! I MADE SURE IT'S ANOTHER SIMILAR PLANT! YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THE MASTER RUSEMAN!!!
Why don't you fallout in my arms baby?
User avatar #738 to #736 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
I would prefer fallout 4
#740 to #738 - tarabostes (06/20/2015) [-]
FALLOUT FOR ME?
OH FLORAN , YOU REALLY FEEL THE SAME?
WHERE SHOULD WE SPEND OUR HONEYMOON??
#741 to #740 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
I will spend it with a cute loli, you can spend it 3 feet underground if you want.
#742 to #741 - tarabostes (06/20/2015) [-]
I AM THE CUTEST LOLI
#749 to #744 - floran ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
flat is best
#750 to #749 - tarabostes (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh i'd suck on those anydaaaay m'floran!
#705 to #704 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
and ponies too
#706 to #705 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
No, like didn't you like the 			****		 post i made??
No, like didn't you like the **** post i made??
#707 to #706 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I didn't saw it till now
#708 to #707 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
see*
d-do you like it??
User avatar #709 to #708 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
saw it* is past tense
also is, neat I guess
#710 to #709 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
NO! It's i haven't seen* it , Jesus Christ google it silly plant!
YFW Just that? :/
D-Did it at least arouse you?
#711 to #710 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
nope
#712 to #711 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
What do i need to touch to make a plant wet floran ??
#713 to #712 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
a water spray bottle
#714 to #713 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
Is that pussy dripping guuuurl??
#715 to #714 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
nope
#716 to #715 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
May i use my tongue m'floran?
#718 to #717 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
Yes it is-I MEAN BARK
#720 to #719 - tarabostes (06/19/2015) [-]
Plants can't walk baby
#721 to #720 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
some do walk tho
#723 to #722 - floran ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
say hi to the walking palm tree
#697 - tarabostes (06/16/2015) [-]
Am i bugging you? huehuehueeuheuheuhue
#698 to #697 - floran ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
hue, not you actually don't
#699 to #698 - tarabostes (06/16/2015) [-]
Aren't*
If i said "Do i bug you?"
Then that answer would have worked better floran.
I know learning english must be hard for you , but you must learn from your mistakes!
#700 to #699 - floran ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
K
#701 to #700 - tarabostes (06/16/2015) [-]
I thought you said i'm not bugging you...
#702 to #701 - floran ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
why are you posting my pictures?
#703 to #702 - tarabostes (06/16/2015) [-]
That's like the 2158375816th time you posted that image
I'm tryin' 2 be nice... sorry...
#663 - tarabostes (06/11/2015) [-]
How 'bout i plant sum seeds in DAT ASS baby?
User avatar #686 to #663 - floran ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I left it out on purpose
#687 to #686 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
But you didn't leave out ?
What a dirrrrrty plant you are!
How 'bout you gimme a ?
#689 to #688 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
fixed it for ya!
you remind me of her...
#690 to #689 - floran ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
gonna admit, that is awesome
#691 to #690 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
gonna admit , is it awesome enough for a kiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss?
#692 to #691 - floran ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I have no mouth and I must scream
User avatar #694 to #692 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
btw you already posted that image like 12591972581659129756295625 times b4 lol
#695 to #694 - floran ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I DONT CARE
#696 to #695 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
that 1 too...
#693 to #692 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
Then i'll suck on your roots shhhhhhhhhhhhh
#664 to #663 - floran ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
ssshhh
is steam sale season
#665 to #664 - tarabostes (06/11/2015) [-]
awww you're so cuuuute
How 'bout we get hot and steamy then ? ;)
#666 to #665 - floran ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
you will scare the deals off
#667 to #666 - tarabostes (06/11/2015) [-]
No i will attract 'em!
#668 to #667 - floran ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Hey look! I got my comment #666
#669 to #668 - tarabostes (06/11/2015) [-]
THE POWER OF JESUS COMPELS YOU!!
#670 to #669 - floran ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
The dark lord is here
#671 to #670 - tarabostes (06/12/2015) [-]
Let's have a blood orgy!
#672 to #671 - floran ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
For a Floran, that is the only kind of sex
User avatar #675 to #674 - floran ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #685 to #684 - tarabostes (06/15/2015) [-]
You forgot
i you floran...
#673 to #672 - tarabostes (06/13/2015) [-]
You want sum of my rapeseed babe?
User avatar #653 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
FISTING!
User avatar #656 to #654 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
So how was you're monday friend?
User avatar #657 to #656 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
been playing league, Annie is awful
User avatar #658 to #657 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
she's not that bad, her cc is high, and tibbers can hit like a truck when you summon him, i main zil myself...
User avatar #659 to #658 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
so far my favorite is Jinx
User avatar #660 to #659 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
she's awesome, we'll have to play with eachother some time.. and wow that sounds really dirty..
User avatar #661 to #660 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
can't do, John.
different server area thing
User avatar #662 to #661 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
well hell, those pesky servers..
#655 to #654 - solislunis (06/09/2015) [-]
My favorite one of those is this one.
User avatar #644 - Virt (06/08/2015) [-]
you plant all those trees? :o
#645 to #644 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
haha of course no, some of them are older than me. It was my grandpa, some are like 60 years old. The ones I plant are still just saplings, like this orquidea.

User avatar #646 to #645 - Virt (06/09/2015) [-]
awwww what a nice plant c:
and thats cool, any smaller plants? lol
#647 to #646 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Guaria Morada, conchitas, smaller one is a branch of euphorbia milii (literally a 5 inches stick with couple of leaves and spines all over it, is a very cool plant. supposed to be the one used for Jesus crown)
User avatar #648 to #647 - Virt (06/09/2015) [-]
oooohh neat :o
must be a lot of maintaining
User avatar #649 to #648 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
not really, daily watering in case it doesn't rain and use of natural pesticides for bad bugs (onion, garlic and pepper are good for it)...hard part is when a branch goes over a neighbor roof so my grandpa and me need to cut it
User avatar #650 to #649 - Virt (06/09/2015) [-]
ah
are you looking to work with plants for work? :o
#651 to #650 - floran ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
I would love to
Currently tour guide, studying Biology
#622 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
Why do you keep leaving hue me floran?
Don't you like me?
#625 to #624 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS??   
THAT'S A BAD PLANT FLORAN!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS??
THAT'S A BAD PLANT FLORAN!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
#626 to #625 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
fat shaming everyday
#627 to #626 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
What does the roman have anything to do with that? PLANTAE RETARDUS
BTW aren't you gonna respond to my other comment on your profile? ;)
floran , i'd love to be starbound with you forever.... <3
#628 to #627 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
I miss their pursue of human perfection
#629 to #628 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
Pursuit* And we can find that together floran!
BTW you kindaaaaaaaa missed the 2nd liiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
User avatar #630 to #629 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
I forgot the question
#631 to #630 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
And don't you know how to scroll?
Floran , how do i show my love to you....
#632 to #631 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
the fat guy that plays videogames? well he plays videogames and has youtube channel...and he is fat, people seem to find him funny for reasons I dont get.

that's all I know
User avatar #633 to #632 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
No Goddammit! I mean related to the comment on the e-621 liiiinnnkkk

Oh floran , you so silly!
someeeeeeeeethiiiiiiiiiiin' for the cutest plant out theeeereee! You need to login to view this link
User avatar #634 to #633 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
wut e621 link?
#635 to #634 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link
oh floran!
What about the spoiler in >>#633 ? Why do you keep ignoring stuff i find for you?!??
Here , i even found a video of us! <3
You need to login to view this link
#637 to #636 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
Anooooooooooooooooootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeer oneeeeeeeeeeeeee
for my dear floran You need to login to view this link
#638 to #637 - floran ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
that one is a classic
#639 to #638 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
Ohhh yeahhh , i'd love to watch it with you! What do you say??
*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
#643 to #642 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
i want floran not fluttershy!
and i have so much more to give ...
#593 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#594 to #593 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#595 to #594 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
Goooooooooood floran!
Now take the clothes off
#596 to #595 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
buy me Fallout 4
User avatar #609 to #597 - giffythetoad (06/03/2015) [-]
This disturbs me.
#612 to #609 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
That's the only living thing willing to eat you out brah !
#615 to #612 - giffythetoad (06/03/2015) [-]
I've always liked the way you're so mean.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ
I've always liked the way you're so mean.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ
#598 to #597 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I said fallout 4

I already have New vegas and all its DLC
#599 to #598 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
I already saw that image
"Fallout 4 is an upcoming game planned to be developed by Bethesda Game Studios "
I hope you get ******* polluted you useless oxygen-stealing whore
#600 to #599 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
Fallout 4 is in pre-order phase.
Plants don't inhale oxygen, you ignorant swine
#601 to #600 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
i don't care , i only played the 1st one a little
they still use it , i never said they inhale it , so you can sit on my face and shut your whore mouth!
#602 to #601 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
you have ********* in games
#603 to #602 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
you checked my profile? Wow ok those aren't ALL the games i played , plus it's not like i had some ******* genius computer... Don't make me inseminate you too soon Goddammit....
#604 to #603 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
your favorite game is ****
#605 to #604 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
You don't even know which one is it , now gimme a kiss or i'll make you have my babies!
#608 to #605 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
probably some nerd 			****
probably some nerd ****
#611 to #608 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
Same as ************* ? Or whatever the new plants vs zombies is called....
#613 to #611 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I only liked the first one...then it went full apple app garbage
#614 to #613 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
HIPSTER PLANT DETECTED
#619 to #618 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
Oh my God you just HAVE to kiss me!
#621 to #620 - tarabostes (06/03/2015) [-]
Now now , be a goooooooooood plant!
Now now , be a goooooooooood plant!
User avatar #592 to #591 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
already saw it
I know the guy who made it: he's an asshole
User avatar #606 to #592 - giffythetoad (06/03/2015) [-]
I actually like the guy who made it. I understand how he would come off that way, however. His personality is an interesting one.
#607 to #606 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
well he was an asshole to me, and I am not a forgivable person
well he was an asshole to me, and I am not a forgivable person
#623 to #607 - tarabostes (06/05/2015) [-]
That could be us floran &lt;3   
Hope you like the robo-cock!
That could be us floran <3
Hope you like the robo-cock!
#616 to #610 - floran ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
ye, pretty much that
#617 to #616 - giffythetoad (06/03/2015) [-]
And so now, he understands.
My work here is done.
#571 - tarabostes (05/30/2015) [-]
Need sum insemination baby?
User avatar #572 to #571 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
no thanks
#573 to #572 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
Then how 'bout sum "fertile soil"? ;)
#574 to #573 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
nyet
#575 to #574 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
TOVARĂŞ FLORAN DON'T BE A CYKA AND TAKE IT , C'MON I WORKED HARD FOR IT GODDAMMIT!!!
ALSO I FOUND A PIC OF YOU
#576 to #575 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
oh wow
thanks for the pic, it looks great....but cropped, I wonder if there is a whole body version?
#577 to #576 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
<3
i'll find out if there's a whole body version if you tell me how bad you want me to cut your leaves and inseminate your soil ;)
#578 to #577 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
found it lel
#579 to #578 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
aa-are you still goin' to do what i told you?      
From the sims? LOL
aa-are you still goin' to do what i told you?
From the sims? LOL
#580 to #579 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
seems like I will have to play that game

and no, the answer to your question is no
why would anyone want someone to cut their leaves?
#581 to #580 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
<3

bitch , do you even bonsai?
User avatar #582 to #581 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I dont want to be a midget
#583 to #582 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
TAKE THAT BACK !! ! BONSAI TREES ARE AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT!
AND THE PREFFERED TERM WOULD BE "LITTLE TREES"
#584 to #583 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I prefer big trees
I prefer big trees
#585 to #584 - tarabostes (05/31/2015) [-]
Well i have a thick stump right here in my pocket , just reach a li ldeep baby! ;)
#586 to #585 - floran ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
really? looks more like a splinter stuck in the fabric
#567 - aulubear (05/24/2015) [-]
Join our band mang.

It's called nug.
User avatar #568 to #567 - floran ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
count me in
add me on steam
#549 to #546 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
ironically, I haven't smoke weed since I started college...maybe I will in vacations
#550 to #549 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
would you like to smoke while ridin' this dick?
#551 to #550 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I already told you, I like chaos AND lolis
#552 to #551 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
TAKE ME FLORAN
#553 to #552 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
you are not loli
#554 to #553 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
YES I AM SLUT U POSTED THAT B4
#556 to #555 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
THAT 1 TOO I'm gon offer u sum fuk!
#558 to #557 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow you sure turned ugly in a few seconds...
#559 to #558 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
whoa you sure have turn ugly since you were born
#560 to #559 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd you're back to makin' me hard....
where would you like to place my tongue florie?
#561 to #560 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
in a power outlet
#562 to #561 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
in YOUR power outlet? you kiiiinnnkyyyyy little girl!
btw you posted that b4 ON ******* FJ
#563 to #562 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
you called me a glitch?! A DISGUSTING ROBOT?!
thats it, out of my profile before I block you forever
#564 to #563 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
I certainly did not!
Please calm down dear, perhaps some sunflower oil will soothe your delicious asshole from the butthurt?
#565 to #564 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
DEATH TO ALL ROBOTS!
#566 to #565 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
U WOT YOU STRINGED-BASTARD?!????
#527 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
Let's play RapeLay!
#529 to #528 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
My penis and balls feel pretty sore , do you think you could massage 'em to make 'em feel better Dr? maybe a kiss... ?
#530 to #529 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
by far the most disgusting "pick up" line I had ever seen
you need a plague doctor for that ebola aid bubonic ****
#531 to #530 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
That wasn't a "pick up line" IT WAS A GODDAMN ORDER!!!
#532 to #531 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
**** you and your emperor
#533 to #532 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
We can 			****		 anytime floran , but please leave the emperor out of this!
We can **** anytime floran , but please leave the emperor out of this!
#534 to #533 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
you lack tentacles, chainsaws and heresy
0/10 would rape
#535 to #534 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
CHAINSAWS YOU SAY??!???
LET'S BEGIN HERETIC SCUM! SEE WHO CUMS 1ST!!!
listenonrepeat.com/?v=5QSP51TNTdQ#Dimmu_Borgir_-_Puritania_ (with_lyrics)
#536 to #535 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
trying to beat Noise Marines
#537 to #536 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
Why don't you try to beat me off instead?
#538 to #537 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
You calling me huge?!
#539 to #538 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
You're a big plant
#540 to #539 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
fo shizzle muh nizzle
#542 to #541 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
no
#543 to #542 - tarabostes (05/20/2015) [-]
pls?
u posted that b4
#544 to #543 - floran ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I dont care
#545 to #544 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
Neither did your mum when she was giving birth to you....
Neither did your mum when she was giving birth to you....
#547 to #545 - floran ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Mother nature cares for all of her children
#548 to #547 - tarabostes (05/21/2015) [-]
Except 4 u coz u're a lil bitch
User avatar #515 - instalation (05/15/2015) [-]
Hey faggot send me a reference of your OC floran.

bitch.

If the sentence is hard to read because of your inferior intellect, I'll tell you what I want in simpleton speak.

Post Your Picture
User avatar #516 to #515 - floran ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Floran doesn't obey anyone
User avatar #517 to #516 - instalation (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm not asking.
User avatar #518 to #517 - floran ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
not Floran's problem, ssstupid broken toaster
User avatar #519 to #518 - instalation (05/15/2015) [-]
dis is 4 u pls
User avatar #521 to #520 - instalation (05/15/2015) [-]
Just give ref pic pls.
#522 to #521 - floran ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
so you make pics of me in some wrong use of disgusting machinery?
User avatar #523 to #522 - instalation (05/16/2015) [-]
No no it will be of you making food. Don't worry.
#524 to #523 - floran ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
alright then, machine

use this one, Floran doesn't really have a specific floran to use but this one looks pretty
User avatar #525 to #524 - instalation (05/16/2015) [-]
but that floran belongs to someone
#526 to #525 - floran ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
just use that same "haircut", green skin and purple leaves. Is from the game settings.

I dont think the internet police will notice
#512 to #511 - tarabostes (05/12/2015) [-]
Why do you wear that? You don't even have nipples!
#513 to #512 - floran ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
tell that to admin
#514 to #513 - tarabostes (05/13/2015) [-]
ADMIN FLORAN HAS NO NIPPLES BAN HER FOR NOT GROWING ANY , SHE'S NOT EVEN A BIG GIRL!!!
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