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#929 to #928 - floran ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #919 - warzon (08/27/2015) [-]
So I herd u are lewd.
#923 to #922 - warzon (08/27/2015) [-]
**warzon Nods** After I get a cup of coffee, I'll get as much seed as possible.
#924 to #923 - floran ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Coffee is technically boiled seeds tea good thing Floran are cannibals
User avatar #925 to #924 - warzon (08/27/2015) [-]
I mean I have to get some sort of energy to **** a planet so hard that it forgets about eating.

Technically the seed I was offering was seamen.
#926 to #925 - floran ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Floran don't like navy boys, too much salt
User avatar #927 to #926 - warzon (08/28/2015) [-]
In that case, purely for fun and good times.
User avatar #911 - instalation (08/26/2015) [-]
It hit Stable.
User avatar #912 to #911 - floran ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
so there will be new horse race :^D
User avatar #913 to #912 - instalation (08/26/2015) [-]
uwot
User avatar #914 to #913 - floran ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
cos is stable
eh? get it? horse are in stables
User avatar #915 to #914 - instalation (08/26/2015) [-]
>_>
#916 to #915 - floran ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
well I thought it was funny
User avatar #917 to #916 - instalation (08/26/2015) [-]
It was, but it was also awful.
#907 - evilicious ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Hi~
#908 to #907 - floran ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Hello!
#909 to #908 - evilicious ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
How you doing?
#910 to #909 - floran ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
dreaming of crazy plant experiments and you?
User avatar #879 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
so little flower. how are you doing?
User avatar #880 to #879 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
posted porn, eating fisssh, procrastinating studying for math tessst
User avatar #881 to #880 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Math being less of a dick right now?

also yay porn.
User avatar #882 to #881 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
nope, math still a dick
User avatar #883 to #882 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Then suck it. Maybe that will work.
#884 to #883 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
wisssh that would help, Floran good at that
User avatar #885 to #884 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Lewd.

But what you gotta learn for match?
User avatar #887 to #885 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
eh I dunno english names of it
User avatar #889 to #887 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Then how do you say it then? i can translate it.
User avatar #890 to #889 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
formulas notables y factorizacion
User avatar #892 to #890 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Alright. never really had those at my side.
#873 - Virt (08/22/2015) [-]
how much porn do you watch on a daily basis?
User avatar #906 to #905 - Virt (08/26/2015) [-]
oooohhhh thats what it is
ive seen it talked about but never looked lol
#874 to #873 - floran ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
A lot
#876 to #875 - floran ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
It pleases Slaanesh
#877 to #876 - Virt (08/24/2015) [-]
slaneesh?
#878 to #877 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Goddess of excess and giving to the senses

#886 to #878 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
so hedonism?
nice!
#888 to #886 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
YISS
#891 to #888 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
<you
#894 to #893 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
im almost afraid to ask what youve seen
then again being here ive seen some stuff too
#895 to #894 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
pfffft
being here is nothing, FJ is super vanilla even in the **** boards and not even trolls get close
#896 to #895 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
well i have seen weirder outside too
but if you consider some of the stuff ive seen here vanilla then im really afraid of what you watch
#897 to #896 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
sometimes I even disgust myself
#899 to #898 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
shhh you dont want to know
stay golden pony boy
#900 to #899 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
i mean its not like youre going to taint me
ive seen some **** oh boy have i seen some ****
User avatar #902 to #901 - Virt (08/25/2015) [-]
holy ****
is this part of your normal browsing or is this where you go for the weird?
User avatar #903 to #902 - floran ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
nah, only for weird **** some I like, some I dislike but don't mind, some is a huge NONO...rape is one of the no no, even if is faked

my regular would be e621 I guess
User avatar #904 to #903 - Virt (08/26/2015) [-]
thats neat
whats 621?
User avatar #870 - anonslayer ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
WHere do you find all of your futa?
User avatar #871 to #870 - floran ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
internet
#869 - beerus (08/22/2015) [-]
You are named after my favorite race in Starbound. Tell me what inspired you to name yourself as such.
User avatar #863 - solislunis (08/18/2015) [-]
How goes school, little planty?
User avatar #864 to #863 - floran ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
boring as always
User avatar #866 to #864 - solislunis (08/18/2015) [-]
oh, if you need help with chemistry, i'm gonna be teaching that.
User avatar #867 to #866 - floran ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
good, going to need it next year
User avatar #868 to #867 - solislunis (08/18/2015) [-]
awesome, it's fun
User avatar #865 to #864 - solislunis (08/18/2015) [-]
could always be worse...
Try becoming a teacher...
User avatar #848 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Floran!

give me all your porn!
User avatar #849 to #848 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Can't do, I would run out of material to post
User avatar #850 to #849 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Well you could PM me.

So no-one else will know.

else can i make suggestion?
User avatar #851 to #850 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
shot
User avatar #852 to #851 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Darksouls

Or war hammer 40 K.

Because why the **** not.
User avatar #853 to #852 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
hmm that would please Slaanesh
Will do
User avatar #854 to #853 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
slaanesh and you good friends?
#855 to #854 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Floran is friendsss with Chaos
User avatar #856 to #855 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
So floran hates angels and loves demons?
#857 to #856 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Floran likess angelssss, is mossst fun to corrupt them
#858 to #857 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Well i am with the angels!

Not saying that slaanesh ain't cool. but still.

I mean they can be pretty hot.
User avatar #859 to #858 - floran ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
uploaded it
User avatar #860 to #859 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I approve. good job.
User avatar #862 to #861 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
You are the best plant.
User avatar #846 - instalation (08/15/2015) [-]
The **** is your avatard
User avatar #847 to #846 - floran ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
rood
#843 - hatapon (08/12/2015) [-]
florans are pretty gr8.
#844 to #843 - floran ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
thanksss
User avatar #840 - Sperit ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
bad plant
#841 to #840 - floran ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
there is no good or bad
User avatar #842 to #841 - Sperit ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
yes
#845 to #842 - floran ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
only actions and consequences

let our actions have positive consequences
User avatar #827 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Is floran surviving school?
User avatar #828 to #827 - floran ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
I am taking math, it makes floran brain hurt

but also have a class about heroes, is super interesting and makes floran feel like becoming a hero to...and the teacher is really nice and cute
User avatar #829 to #828 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
So school is doing fine. I mean most people have problems with math. It's normal. But good to hear you got a good teacher.
User avatar #830 to #829 - floran ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
other class has a horrible boring teacher, it makes me want to ssstab him
User avatar #831 to #830 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
you gotta survive it. you can do it.
#832 to #831 - floran ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
or everyone dies trying
User avatar #833 to #832 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Well if they aren't florans what is stopping you from stabbing all of them?
#834 to #833 - floran ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
law people
law people
User avatar #835 to #834 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Damm law people. Ruining everything. Then you gotta manage. Without killing.
#836 to #835 - floran ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
why must everything I like be illegal?
User avatar #837 to #836 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Because florans are to amazing for this world. so humans need to stop you.
#838 to #837 - floran ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
that makes sense...that and Floran is a sociopath with a hate for norms and authorities
User avatar #839 to #838 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
So they will try everything to stop you. And you must come on top and **** them over.
#823 - instalation (08/01/2015) [-]
hey if you could not post my significant other's floran that would be awesome. Take this picture of a glitch planting a flower as compensation.
#824 to #823 - floran ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
ssseems like Floran now hasss more power over sssilly machine man
User avatar #825 to #824 - instalation (08/01/2015) [-]
why would you do this to me
#826 to #825 - floran ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Cosss Floran isss the ultimate Dominant race
#822 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
psssssssssssssssst.... do you wanna rub my wood floran?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#818 - newprinny ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
#819 to #818 - floran ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
My favorite dood in the galaxy
User avatar #809 - solislunis (07/20/2015) [-]
How goes college?
#810 to #809 - floran ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
It starts tomorrow, end of vacations
back to math and other **** I suck at
#811 to #810 - solislunis (07/20/2015) [-]
Ooohh... you'll do fine.. I'm sure you will :3
#812 to #811 - floran ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
Back...I have to read read 2 books for philosophy and math teacher already told us only 30% of all math students pass.

the **** I do to become a super villain
User avatar #813 to #812 - solislunis (07/21/2015) [-]
Lol, you'll get there, and college professors like to **** with students.. mentally i mean, they tell you that crap so you study.
#814 to #813 - floran ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
I dunno man, math does have fame for making people repeat the course 2 or 3 times
User avatar #815 to #814 - solislunis (07/21/2015) [-]
math tends to, just gotta buckle down and kick ass.
#816 to #815 - floran ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
******* numbers, they are Devil's creation
#817 to #816 - solislunis (07/21/2015) [-]
THE NUMBERS MASON!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
#801 - zeruaargi (07/17/2015) [-]
Found your mum
#802 to #801 - floran ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
The day of the Triffids?
I am reading it right now!
User avatar #803 to #802 - zeruaargi (07/17/2015) [-]
que?
User avatar #804 to #803 - floran ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
isn't that image from that book?
looks like it
User avatar #805 to #804 - zeruaargi (07/17/2015) [-]
No, it's a Godzilla monster.
Biolante.
#806 to #805 - floran ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
Yesss, more super plants are gud
#807 to #806 - zeruaargi (07/17/2015) [-]
She is a pretty plant
#808 to #807 - floran ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
aawww
#800 to #799 - floran ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
no apex allowed
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