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#1057 - bluslenderman (10/14/2015) [-]
how is this classified with furries?
#1058 to #1057 - floran ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
use the chart
User avatar #1053 - instalation (10/10/2015) [-]
You are literally the dumbest plant I've ever encountered.
#1054 to #1053 - floran ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
I know
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - instalation (10/10/2015) [-]
That's a pretty fabulous floran
#1056 to #1055 - floran ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
I wish I could have dread...but my hair is extremely asian
#1039 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
did the sacrifice help?

and how was plant?
#1040 to #1039 - floran ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Decode never appeared
#1042 to #1040 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
plan B?
#1043 to #1042 - floran ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I have math test tomorrow, I wouldn't mind sacrificing myself so I don't have to live through that torture called math
#1044 to #1043 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
but once your done you can have a little break!
#1045 to #1044 - floran ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I got a 11 in the last test
I don't know why even try
User avatar #1047 to #1045 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
but! i got faith in you!
#1046 to #1045 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
because math is important in life saddly, but hey once your done with the class you should be good for life im the lucky few who never need math again ( for now >.> )
#1048 to #1046 - floran ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I dunno, I don't see how analytic geometry will help me in a biology laboratory

**** ***** at this point I just want to go to some forest and count birds
#1049 to #1048 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
if i remember right to help people like me understand what your say when you write papers about it and what not so there are a few applications for it! thought bird counting sounds so much better
#1050 to #1049 - floran ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
the main problem is I hate abstract science, I like biology and chemistry that I can see and apply on real world, but with math everything is just numbers and symbols for infinitives a ****

I can't understand how high was the ***** who thought all this
#1051 to #1050 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
hugh enough that he needs to share what he got, but eh i never liked math to begin with i was more of a history person, i find it more amusing
#1041 to #1040 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
well **** .
User avatar #1031 - warzon (10/07/2015) [-]
Hey Floran, what's your fetish chart?
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
hello!
last time I filled one of those I only said no to like 4 out of 50
User avatar #1033 to #1032 - warzon (10/07/2015) [-]
O-Oh my.
#1034 to #1033 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
basically anything around rape would be a huge no-no, the other silly ones would be just meh...like I wouldn't dump someone because of it but it I would just don't get the appeal of them.
and the rest, I am open minded to try
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - warzon (10/07/2015) [-]
Well, I don't have a real list but I am open myself, if you ever want to see if it still applies.
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I dont have it, but you usually see it posted on chans and boards here...just google fetish template and check the most recent one
User avatar #1038 to #1036 - warzon (10/07/2015) [-]
Right, I'm going to head to bed, stay sexy please.
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - warzon (10/07/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm more trying to please the other person then anything else to be honest.
#1026 - falanvaul (10/05/2015) [-]
Heya plant lady.
#1029 to #1027 - falanvaul (10/05/2015) [-]
How are you doing?
#1030 to #1029 - floran ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-]
bored, should be doing a work about Fiona...that one from shrek especially the 4 one

but I don't have any motivation for it
#1017 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
whats up my killer plant?
#1018 to #1017 - floran ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
my incoming going to sleep
is 2 am and I should had gone to sleep 4 hours ago
#1019 to #1018 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
then do head to sleep!!
ill send you a new sacrifice tommorrow
#1020 to #1019 - floran ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
neat
#1021 to #1020 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
Gotta keep you healthy right?
#1022 to #1021 - floran ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
sacrifices make plants happy
#1023 to #1022 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
Hmm who to pick then
#1024 to #1023 - floran ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
anyone tasty on your friend list?
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
hmm i do have a few...i gotta see who will be be best maybe decode
#1028 to #1025 - Decode (10/05/2015) [-]
pls no sacrifice
#998 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
What's your favorite part of a plant?
#1000 to #998 - floran ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
the leaves, and the thorns
#1004 to #1000 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Oh my , somebody's thorny for the R oot
btw nice roll on your comment
User avatar #1007 to #1005 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
nice new profile pic
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - floran ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
thanks
Halloween theme
#1009 to #1008 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
No problem

I love it! Trick or treaaaat?
#1010 to #1009 - floran ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
see
you can have a civilized talk, instead of harassing every member of FJ
#1011 to #1010 - floran ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
nvm I just read the spoiler
#1012 to #1011 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
See? No
baka , i never harassed anybody , you're just jealous! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SPOILER? I WANT MY TREAT!
BTW you look super cute , i'm glad you found new images florie
#1013 to #1012 - floran ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
my treats are for kids only, you are too old
#1014 to #1013 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
b-but oneeeeeeeeechaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - floran ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Dragonzball PeePee-Ew! Faggot!
#1016 to #1015 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
f-feeeeeeeeed meeeeee oneeeeeechaaaaaaaan!
#997 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
my favorite plant whats up!
User avatar #999 to #997 - floran ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
late for math classes...not sure if go
I mean, I failed that class anyway. going is just a waste of money
User avatar #1001 to #999 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
hmm no go and get sleep
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - floran ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I got a lot of sleep
If I don't go I would study here at home...or something productive so I don't kill myself out of boredom
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - zealotgold ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
hmm study atudy sounds like the right idea
#990 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
Bulbs or GTFO floracunt
#991 to #990 - floran ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
do like the tree and fuk off
#988 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
so how is plant?
#989 to #988 - floran ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
taking care of my lil bro, hes 12 so time to show him the wonderful world of memes
#993 to #989 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
God save his soul then
#994 to #993 - floran ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
I made him play FEAR 3 with me when he was like 9, he loved to use the psycho with telekinesis.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
Badass I should try to gety li sister to do the same heh
#996 to #995 - floran ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
is fun, and kids love to do grown up stuff
User avatar #971 - warzon (09/20/2015) [-]
So, do florans react to gropes like humans or is the only thing separating them from being trees the fact that they can walk?
#972 to #971 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Would be a suicide thing to do, Floran are hyper aggressive and the thing separating them from trees is their tribal culture of constant look for dominate, conquer and devour everyone else.
User avatar #973 to #972 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
Yes, but worth it.
#974 to #973 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
you would have better chances slapping a tiger's butt
User avatar #975 to #974 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
I mean that too. However, the real question was if they'd react to it at all? For science!

Go my interns! Sacrifice yourselves for science!
#976 to #975 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Blood for the Blood Gods!
User avatar #977 to #976 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
Science for the science throne!

Seeing if Florans get aroused/blushing/etc etc reacting to gropes.
#978 to #977 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
well as for floran sexuality, between them Floran have butt rub dance for mating seasons and selection of partners, as many plants some are male, female or herms.
Floran and other race, some people say I could happen but for a playful cheer Floran it would be a game thing, nothing frown by Floran...some other say it could happen between hunter and prey as just getting more off Floran prey as reward for Floranself and dominance.
User avatar #979 to #978 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
Well, I can see that since they are a aggressive dominating conquers. So playing submissive/being submissive when they aren't hungry may mean they just raep/enslave etc etc. So they'd be doms 100%.
#980 to #979 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Floran ain't evil, many Floran are laid back and cheerful like a kid with a killing desire.
Floran doesn't see killing as bad, Floran see life as a look for challenges and death as something that just happens when you are weak.

The happiest race, live the moment and conquer the day...Floran doesn't have a crusade or a empire. Floran just hunts to feel the pleasure of flesh and smell the fear...Floran is...sense drive. nothing to think about except the right here and right now.

User avatar #981 to #980 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
So flirt with a floran that isn't hungry, run like hell and hope you can out-run a natural hunter or at least out run your interns, etc etc. Happy plants.
User avatar #982 to #981 - floran ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
yep, many space crews are able to have a Floran tho
just keep Floran fed and happy and it won't kill teammates
User avatar #983 to #982 - warzon (09/21/2015) [-]
And probably act submissive toward it?
#984 to #983 - floran ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Like Floran said, Floran seem to be described as kids in mixed crews...probably cos a floran being in a mixed crew is most likely a drop out, uncut for Floran tribe life.

User avatar #985 to #984 - warzon (09/22/2015) [-]
D'aww. Poor Floran.
User avatar #958 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
How goes all the porn you lewd plant.
User avatar #959 to #958 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
meh, only one reached frontpage...better luck next week I guess
User avatar #960 to #959 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
Well maybe you just need more cum Water and fertilizer?
#961 to #960 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
no thanks, Floran's on diet
User avatar #962 to #961 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
Well are you sure? People kinda break those rather often.
#963 to #962 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
sad, I need to keep mine
but I keep forgetting it
User avatar #964 to #963 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but things are delicious so its hard to keep up with it. Maybe more exercise to off suit the cum water and fertilizer?
#965 to #964 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
actually I am underweight...mostly cos I forget to eat and love sweet stuff instead.
my diet is to eat more
User avatar #966 to #965 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
So less Cum More fertilizer? Is that still called a diet?
#967 to #966 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
diet since is to eat some specific stuff, oatmeal, meat, lots of water
User avatar #968 to #967 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
Right, so for desert you could have something warm, a bit salty, have to work a bit to get it. something sweet? Or am I mis-reading things.
#969 to #968 - floran ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
nothing sweet, something with flesh and blood
User avatar #970 to #969 - warzon (09/17/2015) [-]
Well, Steaks I can cook.
#954 - instalation (09/13/2015) [-]
I finally have time to get started.
#956 to #954 - floran ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #953 - warioteam (09/12/2015) [-]
is starbound good yet
User avatar #951 to #950 - bizzareslam (09/11/2015) [-]
U love that don't you?
#952 to #951 - floran ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
I really really really like it
#940 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
#942 to #941 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
better?
#943 to #942 - floran ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
yes, thanks
#944 to #943 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
but why flat then?
#945 to #944 - floran ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
cos I like it
#946 to #945 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
then i cant argue then, so how are yea?
#947 to #946 - floran ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
fukin tired but waiting for the get
#948 to #947 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
should be there in like 15 mims. but go sleep!
#936 to #935 - floran ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
ew no, you all human and ****
#938 to #937 - floran ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
much better
User avatar #933 - Byte (09/04/2015) [-]
Lewd me.
#934 to #933 - floran ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
how?
#930 - bizzareslam (09/03/2015) [-]
I claim this profile under the sealmeme empire
#931 to #930 - floran ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
And Floran claim seal booty under the Floran tribe
#932 to #931 - bizzareslam (09/03/2015) [-]
wait o-
oh
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