there is never enough futa

That's my idea, to go for the most exotic and post what no others do
Sticking out and supply for the people with unusual tastes like me.

>>1219, pls

gotta make a compilation of you bby

touch my taco

mfw I have the nude version of that in my fap folder

tfw I just posted it in **** horse board

I should post my folder in the lewd horse forum

if you want, I am not really into all that internet has ruined me too much
and has become picky, also cos I had too much saved and now I am deleting all I can to leave only the best

I only save the best

same...but my definition of "best" has become different with time

yeh

I like so fukd up ****

I assume you have seen what I post in **** ...that should tell alot

sup?

just bein lazy, trying to do school stuff

you?

gaming, taking care of my fish...being lazy too

can i hug ur fish

no, is a betta fish...small and aggressive

can I hug u then

if you can

oh boy this is gunna hurt isn't it


*hug*

hello lewd profile pic

What's good in the hood

the hood Im in is old people's hood, super safe and old people going to walk on the mornings and walk their dogs.


a huge change from the hood I grown up in...shootings and drugs everywhere

I see it worked

hi, back from a Work meeting...it wasn't as ad as I thought it would be

Bleh and they are never fun at all

almost 5 hours meeting, not even lunch break

Jesh what about?

everything, complains, new rules, coworkers fights, new tour guide was present...probably scared as **** by that.
luckily I didn't get much heat and kept chill during it...I was expecting to be crucified, since just yesterday I made the company lost $150 and got lost for like 1 hour ;. ;

Well that's good at least! But how did that happen?

I was with a new driver, he didn't knew where any hotel is...problem is I suck at directions too

so I used waze instead of calling to ask cos you know, so people think a tour guide a ******* encyclopedia of everything, directions included.
Waze sent me to an entire wrong direction and pick up some people almost 1 hour late, later heard company gave them 1 pay return, means -$150...I was almost sure they were gonna reduce that from me, but somehow I got lucky.

I should bring cake to the office or something

yes for cake cause thend they will forget about it! so what do you do then?

tour guide

o neat then, how did you get into it?

talk to some tour guides, went to classes and did some free rounds to learn, place I was testing liked me and been there since that

badass! pays well i hope?

well here is different than in the states, people there earn a lot more money
here minimum wage is like $500 the month, working 6 days the week
in 6 days I would make $400 in just those 6 days...but I only once had the chance to work 6 consecutive days, the last day I was falling asleep in the bus.

you are a very sad person

I would pity you, but you don't deserve even that

Go away

You wish you deserved half as much as I do.

you sat that like if I wanted to deserve hell, your logic fails again. Go away

flowery hugs pls

*hugs*

so, I suppose you had seem me before or something

*hugs super tight*


I talked to you before when I was on my other account, Neppy

funny thing, I don't remember neppy but I do remember you

I remember you cuz i kept calling my plant waifu

...many love plant, but Floran only love a few
such is Floran way

pls love me

lol jk, you are neat....remember you in the old PT and the PT page too

can I get snuggles though

**** you

rude

look at them argoniantits

Thanks for the summon

except for looks, Argonians are the best race

best titties

sorry but fit fish has best tits

ya

O cool
Am newgod btw
How ya been doin?

recognized the frog
good, not much had changed tho

I see, I see
Well, cya later, going to slop now

Gnight

there isn't much of it since I did my last one...maybe I could do another general starbound one

Comission it

unless I can pay with monopoly money, then that's not going to happen

10/10 GOTY every year

yeeeeeeeeesssss
what runs have you done?

just finished pacifist, watched genocide on youtube cos I can't bring me to do it.

felt is was too easy, probably will replay it in hardcore mode

im doing geno right now
jfc its so hard

I couldn't do it man, just hurting toriel hurts me more

i was so upset when i had to kill her
her, papyrus and undyne
i think watching undyne die was the worst cuz it dragged out
they made me choose to kill her over and over :/

Wasssup, talking toassster?

I've been playing Undertale. It's really cute. It's a nice cute game.

I been watching it on youtube, pacifist mode

Temmie is my favorite character ever.

You are my favorite now.

Florans don't have a nose

Then I guess I'm poking your face.

yep
wassup?

**warzon strokes Floran's face with a finger**

I'm doing good. Being the same lewd pervy self.

how do you stroke someone's face? and how with a finger?

Well, you lightly drag your finger down against their face, feeling their face with only a single finger, lightly dragging down against the cheek area, being gentle of course, maybe lightly placing the finger on the chin to tilt their head up so eyes can meet, etc.

oh...this is why I suck at romance
I was thinking of stroke like when you stroke a touchscreen while playing osu or something like that

Don't worry, I'll show you a romantic time.

I don't use skype

Oh? what do you use?

Funnyjunk, steam...also snapchat but barely use that last one

Add me on steam sexy~ Fulma Falanvaul

Hiya yordly

How ya doing? I haven't talked to you in a while.

well atm I am meh, eating breakfast and stuff.
whats new with you?

I'm rather okay. Trying to make new friends and finally got into Bloodborne. It's super fun. I love how its so fast paced.

I played like 10 minutes of it, is kinda like Devil may cry or Dantes inferno

I like it. I loved Devil May Cry so thats probably why.

I loved Dante, but not for the game style just for the plot.

Which one was your favorite?

silly me, totally forgot devil may cry dude name is Dante.

I mean Dante's inferno

AH! I've never played that to be honest, how was it?

Awesome!...but is hell so it has ****** up enemies
I mean the first one is demonic babies, after reaching lust circle I had to play it only when I was home alone

Oh damn. o-o

So what do you think about futa?

you know that I post that in **** every week, right?

Yes I do. I'm a mention for the mall I think.

Some people post it without liking it or generally not having a feeling one way or the other. How's this?

puu.sh/kNzvr/1732885110.jpg

very neat

Sindoll is the artist

puu.sh/kNzZ5/8dabbdc5e6.png

This is my fetish.

mine too, Mesh is a favorite of mine

I think I'm gonna like you a lot..

Are you a boy or a girl? If boy, how big?

puu.sh/kNAkd/c9f52a7c38.png

Another couple of fetish's. Literally 2.

horse and futa? futa and hips? futa and lip bite?

Well nevermind, it's all around my fetish~! Wanna add me on Skype? :o

I dont have a fj gold account

Oh, also. How are you?

well...bored, not knowing what to do with my life.

Well, I fill my time by making other people happy lewdly.

I do post **** ...but ironically talking about it makes me feel weird and prude

Well, we can talk about that if you'd like.

talk about what? that I'm a prude?

but how would we talk of that?! that is lewd

Well, we don't have to be very lewd about it, why do you feel that way?

I just do, private life should remain private.
and there is nothing to be proud of about it, do what you want as long as all parts agree I don't care what people do.

Eh, erp for me is less commitment and more "Horny grinding together" but instead of that, its more writing a novel to help the other person get off.
But maybe that's just me, I'm sorry for pressing that regardless toward you.

**warzon sighs, unzipping and jerking off over Floran's face**

Well fine. Plan B.
<3

no!, go to the dirty horse corner! bad horse thing, bad!

Aww..

>Invalid source.
Are you sure you don't want white, sticky, juicy stuff?

not when you are being this lewd

This isn't even my final form of lewd.

not even sure if thats a tail and buldge or a hair covered with hair and a weird exotic bra

That is a tail and buldge. It's a sideways shot of a changeling butt.

Fair enough.

good thing I don't live there

Oh, I thought you did....
...where do you live anyway?

Costa Rica

Ooooh.

I don't know anything about Costa Rica

Alrighty then o.o

actually is kinda nice, very different from the rest of central america.