already heard about that 2 days ago
I'm not surprised , they're all oldfags who witnessed the cold-war , they still think America isn't worse than the Soviet Union
top ******* kek

I find it vindicating after all the Germans who said the US was a police state after Merkel feigned outrage over her phone being tapped. Meanwhile she was begging to be part of the 5 eyes. And Germans just ate it up. This is what I mean when I say Germans are delusional. Always looking for a scapegoat. Meanwhile your government is ******* you guys with your support.

well the U.S is a police state , you're still our allies , so we don't exactly care.

A police state has to be totalitarian. So the US is by definition not a police state.

It doesn't have to be totalitarian.
I don't know which ass your pulled that definition out of, but last time I checked, police state is subjective and depends on how strongly the government emphasizes security.

www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#q=police+state+definition

I didn't pull it out of my ass.

wait you were there?

GoT night in dorm, so I'll pass

Possibly, I'm not sure

sure. psychologyxplain

or , OR , that one might come as shocker - I didn't grow up like the rest of the " Trying is an achievement too " generation , and thus have developed a sense of humor that isn't bound to destructive political correctness.

>developed a sense of humor

lost you there, buddy

but I do m8 , that's why I ******** , I get a kick out of people raging over nothing.

Well first of all there's the cultural factor , for millenia Germans have been subject to several dozens of Monarchies , we were one of the latest countries in Europe to embrace even basic democratic values , it's in our blood to follow a great personality to the very end , as we only have known democracy for 60 out of over 4000 years.

Secondly there's the demographics factor , Germany has a reverse demographic pyramid , all the people above 50 years of age combined outnumber all younger ones combined almost 2:1 , and these oldfags are still clinging onto more traditional values

Thirdly the Universal healthcare , that one is simple , it's been around for 150 years and we haven't changed it since , neither the Weimar republic nor Nazi Germany made a change to it , let alone abolish it , it's a solid system that only now starts becoming problematic due to demographics

Fourthly the wages and EU.
I don't know a whole lot about the EU and frankly the only reason I care about it is because I want to become a politician and turn the EU into a German-run nation-state. Wages however is fairly complicated , but simply put , despite cultural changes between old and new generations , we still value work very highly and as long as a German has work he doesn't care whether he can live from it or not , because of that it's fairly simple in Germany to pass laws that reduce the living standard of workers , and since we have the necessary institutions for that , we are effectively bringing back slavery , between 5 and 20 % of our population have already become subject of our modern slavery.

Now , about the spying program , it's politics , it's painfully obvious that our security agencies have known about it , because we signed a treaty in 2004 to work together with U.S secret services that helped us spy on our population and increase relationships with Bush. The treaty officially ran out in 2008 , but I assume they signed a new unofficial treaty with Obama , because if either the Government or the German secret services didn't know about the spying , then that would imply that we're that incompetent , and what sounds more realistic to you , Our government not knowing that the U.S spies on us , or Our Government knowing that the U.S spies on us and pretending not to to keep the population at peace?

Obviously your government was feigning outrage. But most Germans can't see that. Just like they can't see how the government is slowly reducing the power of the working class. It absolutely amazes me. You can call Americans stupid, but we don't take **** from our government. We call them out for everything. Our approval is at like 8%.

Fun , well Germany also has a weird phenomenon that happened with folks like Bismarck , Hitler and even Merkel , it's when the country really hates the governmnent , but loves the leader of the government.

our approval rate here is at 30% , Merkels approval rate however is at 70

Sounds like you guys want a dictator.

Dictator , King , Emperor , it doesn't really matter , even though most of us want to maintain democracy , we also would like the responsibility of maintaining it gone , like I said , it's in our blood to follow great leaders.

Now if we could just find a way to have democracy and dictatorship at the same time , I think Nazis , Communists , Conservatives , Liberals and Fundamentalists would all be lying in each others arms , crying tears of joy.

No. It just means that you have been culture converted. Now you are one of us, one of us, one of us.

on an unrelated note , wanna see some autistic fag bait himself and rage over it?

Uhh sure.

enjoy the ebin :^)

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**** chicks with dicks. Everyone knows guys with vaginas is superior.

jk. I actually like it when there is nothing there at all. Like a Barbie doll.

well thats kinda weird , but at least not gay so I don't mind.

Hah. Still taking me seriously I see.

Well , I've seen some **** and I'm not the least bit surprised about that kinda fetish , so why would I assume you're telling me **** ?

I guess I am too much of a normalfag since I find that ridiculous. The whole point of removing genitals is to desexualize them.

Once I get back to my computer I have a serious question for you. Relating to German politics.

then leave a bunch of questions for me to answer here , because I need some sleep

>Not being on superior EDT.

Top kek.

what even is that?

Eastern Daylight Time.

kek

no one ever practiced communism.
people tried , but all they turned up with was a totalitarian dictatorship with a socialist economy.

You mean like what will always happen?

Just like pure capitalism should work theoretically if people didn't abuse the system.

yes and no.
Yes on the first.
No on the capitalism part.
Capitalism works even with corruption , the thing with capitalism is capitalism itself.
A capitalist economy relies on Banks , without banks that take interest , an economy would no longer be capitalist.
And the problem with Interest is , it creates a spiral of wealth. The wealthy grow wealthier and the poor grow poorer , both at an ever increasing rate , solely , because of interest.

Without interest , capitalism is no longer capitalism , it would be more like , the economy of feudal europe.

pretty much yeah.
I'm not complaining about capitalism by no means.
and I'm on the losing end here living in (relative) poverty.
the system is working , it enables me to have luxuries despite being poor.

To me the system has failed if poor people are living with luxuries.

You sure about that?
Do you know how economy works?
Statistically , half of your country lives in poverty since you have a severe lack of " middle-class " and yet , soccer moms have cars , computers and phones , all of which count as luxuries.

If everyone has luxuries, they are not luxuries.

Also, half our country isn't below the poverty line. But 100% of me is in the 1%.

so say you earn 1900 €
You have to pay 1000€ of that every month for all of your basic needs like food , rent , taxes etc.
Then that means you have 900€ left to spend on **** like going out , or buying a new iPhone.

Congratulations , you live in (european) poverty.

Actually it is poor. I forgot I was paid bi-weekly.

Europoors gonna be poor. $900 a month to spend on ******** ? I'm sorry, that isn't poverty brah. Maybe $900 to spend a year.

or however you spell that word

Exactly my point , being middle-class is considered poor in Europe , that just how filthy rich we are.
in most non-european countries , I'd probably count as higher-middle class , whereas in Germany I count as empoverished.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

MFW Ireland is above the US.

Kek.
Also , on the low wages paid in Germany , that's because our economy runs on underpaying workers.
We reached the point where we legalized slavery under a different name , it's ridiculous , and I love it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income#cite_note-3

Ireland may be the worst case of outliers the world has ever seen. Also, see note at bottom of table.

well , european defintions of relative and absolute poverty as well as luxuries beg to differ.

Everything that isn't an essential to work and exist is a luxury.
Everyone who has less than 1000 € to spend on luxuries in a month lives in relative poverty.
Everyone who has less than 100€ to spend on essentials in a month , lives in absolute poverty.

You are taking me too seriously. Jesus man. At least Konradkurze gets it after a while.

That German humor coming through again.

The Median household income in the US is $ 55000. That is the median, not mean, so outliers don't affect that. If you really think most Americans live in poverty you are delusional.

you forgot , I got no humor.
The only things I laugh at are related to morbid and painful **** .

Like , ww2 is hilarious.

thanks m8

Here have a random gif as a present

sure

it's already begun though.
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=14
password is futa

i mean , surely its just not the cards alone , right?

how do i play it tho?

round's over. try joining again now.

just click and join and become the flow. most apt desc i have at the moment.

aight

uh k thanks m8

no prob

thanks :3

tell me about it , but frankly this is what admin added these 4chan reply thinigies for.

>>139, >>140, >>139, he underestimates the sheer volume of my ***********

Well , would you look at that , it ain't working on profiles, what the **** admin.

>>100, maybe outside of threads?

Konku you **** did this notify you

>>125,
what on earth gives you the idea I'll let russia take the lead`? I want russia in for the resources and if everyone learns 3 languages at school , of which english is none.

seriously , where the **** did you take the soviet union part from

soviet implying many nations under one banner

what does soviet even mean , like , by itself.
I'm pretty sure it was something either army of people related.

soviet originally meant like council....as if each member nation had an equal voice in the collective

well , by that definition , my europe is gonna be anything but soviet.

I want to split up the states into larger provinces with similar cultural or linguistic roots.

the intend was , the balkan countries as - highly creative - "Balkan" , scandinavia as "scandinavia" , germany and most of its neighbours as "Central Europe" , France and everything that speaks a romanic language (except romania) as "Latin Europe" , the british isles as "Britannia" , Greece , surprisingly , on its own and the rest as "Slavic Europe"

more like this

greece is a black hole for money...why let it stay independant and sucking economy away

while they keep talking **** about germany , one of the things greeks are the proudest of , is in fact , german , their flag.
quite literally , a daily reminder to them that the only golden age they had as a country , was when the King of Bavaria ruled them.

independent?
m8 , I'm trying to build a united , centralized europe , while I call it a federation , its the exact opposite really , but federation sounds a lot cooler.
any case, history proves time and time again , greece works best when its ruled by germans , and this is exactly what's gonna happen.

and how come russia keeps its unicorn horn up the top

land would be better rounded off with scandanavia

yeah , i figured , russia would be pissy if I took Kola away from them , in the end , look around , everyone is gaining land , and while Kola was finnish once , stalin did his best to change that forever , its now culturally russian and ill have to accept it as such , im just gonna move around borders , not people , i'm not a communist.

make a guess.

wellll you lost a *********** argument so maybe not american

so, have another guess , the first one was right , time to gt more specific.

won a *********** comp
youre from new york?

come on , i just said im not american, don't insult me like that , please.

foreign *********** expert

italian?

yes , ******* is getting a lot closer , but still wrong

spanish or russian?

no and nyet.

try again.

another creepy limey?

fukken brits everywhere

nah m8

but you've gotten slightly closer in the right direction , come on , last guess before I tell you.

******* around this long has gotta make you irish

nope , I'm German.

let me guess
a ******* west german

aight i'll stop ******* with you.
I'm a rhinish giggle-cannon.

Americans merely adopted the *********** , I was born in it , molded by it , I didn't see logic and reason until I was a man.

ah a rhinelander
picked up the ' **** you' attitude from the french

the question is.....how far west?

doesnt matter as long as you stay on your side

nah, I ain't , this whole continent will be mine , MINE

whole continent

someone forgot the last time germany tried to move on the east

the last time , they didn't use intelligent diplomacy.

What I want , is getting Norway and Russia into the EU , play myself up like putin and give myself the image of being the saviour of europe , then convince everyone that it is for the best to unite the whole thing into an actual country , there I'll be writing a constitution for a tri-lingual nation : the European Federation.
We'll all be speaking french , german and russian and everyone will be happy.

While the way i put it makes it out a lot easier than it actually is , rest assured , that i got an idea of what I'm doing and that if my endeavour fails , i'll at least leave a better germany behind.

European Soviet Union

and besides, I got him mad with little to no effort , that immediately renders me the winner , really.
that's the point of *********** : pissing people off , and when I achieve that , i won , no matter what people say.

Exactly how did I get mad? You just can't admit defeat. And if you really think *********** is about who can post the longest, you are stupider than I thought. A successful **** poster keeps the other person in it. I could just keep responding with two word posts, but that doesn't mean **** . Get it together dude. Or don't. You sure are easier to make a fool of than metalmind was.

so you are american

Americans don't have people as retarded as internetexplain.

ahem

Graduated from Yale and became President. I think he is smarter than him.

so a case of 'his brain got smart but his head got dumb'

Somewhat. My point is that he is leagues smarter than the Germans I have met on here.

he stopped before i did , so i consider that winning on my end.

as i said , *********** isn't about logic , the winner is the one who leaves last, its like a war of attrition , it doesnt matter who fought better , it matters who still stands in the end.

thats how I roll bro.

people can't handle my swag.
oddly enough though , I lost 14 levels during the big FJ down times, which sucks pretty bad , holding the higher level **** is easy , getting there is not.

the countries I meant were actually more in the east , like the middle-east and china , I know africa loves you faggots , ever seen that post about 9/11 with some tribe sending them their most valuable animals to help?

50 % of Chinese actually like us though. And all of China's neighbors love us (Phillipinnes, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam).

Seriously the only countries that overall have a negative opinion of us are Muslims, Russians, Greeks and Argentinians (lol why?).

no logical reason*

Muslims cuz you bomb them for logical reason.
Russians because you talk **** about them like we do about you.
Greeks because they are poor.
Argentinians are ******* that came to the americas as slaves , ofc they hate you even if youre not related to their slavery in any way.

hey?

Hey.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Hey hey hey.

Hey...

Heya

Hiyo.

HEYAEAYEAYEAY

The **** you just say?

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Potassium

The freaky part is, the stairs and room were of my old science block in secondary school. I head through the door of class Science-21, and I'm in a black room with glass panels. I see my friends standing there, all grouped up and they were waiting for me. I look out of the window and look into the space surrounding. (Bear in mind that the room was NOTHING like my Science-21 classroom, but it was really small and black instead of white and there was a door on the right, but it was locked.) I started talking to everyone, but I can't remember what I said to them. I pointed out to one guy called Jordan that whilst the stairs and corridor behaved like on Earth and there was gravity, this black room was like the moon, and there was a lack of gravity. I must have said that it was because they wanted us to think our situation was cool. There was a ledge by the windows, probably to sit on whilst we waited, and I started doing low-gravity backflips off of them, and it was just like being in space and the vision was the same and everything. It was ******* crazy. Everyone thought it was cool and me and Jordan started doing them, but I hit the floor on the 2nd one. It wasn't a hard impact at all. Eventually, someone came to get us and I think they were standing in an alcove of the 2nd floor of the Science tower. They were already there in the alcove bit, I walked over, and told them about how I lost the letter from the girl. Some of the girls were crying about it for some reason, and they all comforted me about it, as if they knew how hard it was for me to have to leave her. They comforted me for a while, but then I told them that I lost the other papers and that.

We all mentioned it to the staff there, who happened to be my Secondary school teachers. One wrote one of them up for me, and it turns out that the paper was important because it was an exercise table, because in space, your muscles get weak if you don't train them, even though the gravity was like on Earth. I didn't think much of the logical error in my dream, but took the paper and I don't remember what I did with it.
Now, this is where my memories of the dream start to get patchy and the connections and ordering become a bit confused and muddled. I'll try my best to remember things from here, but I can't be sure they were ordered right.
The next thing I remember, I think I was heading into the classroom. Now, assuming we were in space and we're students, I deciphered within my dream that our purpose there was to be educated on space in the human race's efforts to expand out of Earth and to new places and whatever. I traipse into the class, walk to the back row and there's some **** going on, I don't know what though. I speak to one of the guys at the back called Luke, and I think he said something about organising them into groups or some **** . And then he said something and I responded with something about sharks and how the word ends in o or e, which made it different. My Secondary school maths teacher had a go at me and told me to get out. I think, in my mind, she was punishing me and in the dream, I was being sent back to Earth. I didn't want to go, but she sent me to another classroom where I met a teacher I know well from Secondary. There were 2 hats on a table, and I think one was a cliché propeller one. Don't know why. I grabbed it, went back to her, and then I saw her coming towards me and I apologised for my behaviour. Can't remember anything else, but I get the feeling that I was kept on up there.

This dream is really distressing for me, because I feel like the person who handed me the letter is so important to me and that it bears significance, but I don't know who they are. Even with all of my friends, I still felt empty without that person and felt regret, but I also dealt with my education and career path too.

do not be afraid to consult an actual psychiatrist for answers, it's their job after all.

I understand your concern, I got a similar vibe reading your dream.
Now before I go on making any speculations , bear in mind that ALL dreams as nonsensical as they sometimes seem , are representations of your experiences and memories. Memories on top of that , can and will be distorted over time, due to how the process of making memories works.

So, I assume, that perhaps the mysterious girl may have been a potential love interest you met once, ya know those "love on first sight" cases that most people just ignore and label them as an "its just hormones" case.
The papers you seem to have lost at first may be a reminder that you easily forget about things - correct me if I'm wrong here.
The stairs are simple : probably a place you've seen or liked a lot in your school time.
The black room , well, I really don't know what to make of it. I'd say it fits together with the whole space/astronaut theme which gives me think : did you ever want to be an astronaut or do you have a strong interest in space? If yes , it's probably your desire to explore the universe, if not however , well I don't know, I'm no Psychiatrist.

On a related note : the fact you remember this dream so vividly even after almost a day, is what throws me off the most. It must be a seriously important message/reminder of something if you remember it THIS well.

A lot of it fits into my actual thoughts and desires, I must say. The science block of my Secondary school and the science teachers there were the people and places that gave birth to my great love for science. I've always loved space and science-fiction, and the wonders of gravity in space always plagued my mind and made me desire for a chance to experience those. Those are possible reasons for why it was space, but I leave my mind open for potential.

It's true that I forget easily, but I think that maybe the way I lost them was not forgetting but a loss due to my inexperience and lack of understanding of a situation. I didn't see the girl's face, but I have around 2 people that it could be, one of whom I have never met before. If this is my potential love interest, I feel like my brain is telling me that I should be aware of my situation with this "love interest" or I could potentially lose her, but I feel like I might be reading into it too much.

I, too, was insanely stunned when I woke up and realized how much I could remember, and made a mad dash to scribble it all down so I didn't forget it. The process of thoughts was blurred, but the vivid details of space and that are solid in my mind, as if I lived it and was using photographs to remember. The amount of detail is scaring me to say the least, but whilst I'm not one for superstitious beliefs and the like, I feel a lot different and quite thrown off about this. I don't have access to a psychiatrist at the moment, but there is a lot of home psychiatry education that I can do to help my situation. Thanks for this, it really helps to know that someone else considers my situation strange. I feel a little better, but still haunted over what it could mean.

Well, good to know I haven't lost my touch.
I'm intending to Psychology and History once I enter university, needless to say I'm getting myself a ton of knowledge about these things beforehand.
I also practice Psychology a lot IRL, playing substitute psychiatrist for people who can't afford it , or are afraid to do. I haven't done it in a while, but some of these people had serious issues.
So yeah, good to know I wasn't wrong with my assumptions.