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Comments(274):
#168
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a dinosaur (01/04/2010) [-]
Koolaid you are not appreciated. I have under appreciated you. You have been under appreciated by me.
uhh... could you explain what the FUCK that whole message was all about plz?
I can go for some some kool - aid right about now!
screw cranberry juice.
screw cranberry juice.
I have touched your page. (In dirty places) No you are awesome. (And scarred for life) XD
cRAP SONG-
there once was a man from nantucket, he lived in a bucket
he can bust out a rhyme at any time
if you get in the shade you'll see kool-aid
they live in a pack but you will see a special one named thunder yak
there once was a man from nantucket, he lived in a bucket
he can bust out a rhyme at any time
if you get in the shade you'll see kool-aid
they live in a pack but you will see a special one named thunder yak
I ain't from Nantucket...
Though I have lived in a bucket
But wait a second, ThunderYak... Thats me!
this song will soon set my soul free
From the shackles of self loathing
For my mind has stopped growing
For ignorance is bliss
But still its all piss
Washing down the drain
Let the blood rain
The insolence and ignorance of war and hate
That we've experienced in days of late
Don't be a sheep following foolish shephards, step out!
Step out, my son. Let a shout
Have your voice be heard!
Though I have lived in a bucket
But wait a second, ThunderYak... Thats me!
this song will soon set my soul free
From the shackles of self loathing
For my mind has stopped growing
For ignorance is bliss
But still its all piss
Washing down the drain
Let the blood rain
The insolence and ignorance of war and hate
That we've experienced in days of late
Don't be a sheep following foolish shephards, step out!
Step out, my son. Let a shout
Have your voice be heard!
I never got the horse I wanted, she wasn't even my real mom
She was some lady my dad picked up when he was in 'Nam
My mom died in childbirth, I was alone
Alone, all I did was ache and groan
I lived with my uncle, the drinkng hound
Drunk the pain away, the bar's where he was found
He hated my for taking away his sister dear
Though he never made his feelings quite clear
He just drank away his troubles but came home mad
He told me he would kill me and that old cheater, "Dad"
A few days later they found his body, drunk himself to death, after away his wife had ran...
What a waste of a man...
She was some lady my dad picked up when he was in 'Nam
My mom died in childbirth, I was alone
Alone, all I did was ache and groan
I lived with my uncle, the drinkng hound
Drunk the pain away, the bar's where he was found
He hated my for taking away his sister dear
Though he never made his feelings quite clear
He just drank away his troubles but came home mad
He told me he would kill me and that old cheater, "Dad"
A few days later they found his body, drunk himself to death, after away his wife had ran...
What a waste of a man...
By a man to a warehouse full of shoes
He said, "Can't get no money vause of them foos"
He handed me a guitar and told me to play
I played like I would any old day
"Well alright," He said "You ain't half bad,
You can stay with me for awhile lad!"
So I spent my days playing on the street
Made a good pile a change and we had plenty to eat
Old Bill was the old mongrel's name
I'll never forget him, not for any dame
He said, "Can't get no money vause of them foos"
He handed me a guitar and told me to play
I played like I would any old day
"Well alright," He said "You ain't half bad,
You can stay with me for awhile lad!"
So I spent my days playing on the street
Made a good pile a change and we had plenty to eat
Old Bill was the old mongrel's name
I'll never forget him, not for any dame
Well, one day Old Bill was shot
By his rival, that Daniel McGrot
I was all alone, all over again
Nothing but my guitar's melodies to soothe the pain
I played more and with more soul than ever before
I had to keep Old Bill's memory alive forevermore
One day, I was playin a sad song alone on the corner
When a man walked up, from out of town, certainly not one of Bill's mourners
He said, "Hey there my boy, you're pretty good, you know who I am?"
"thank you sir," I replied "Who are you then, man?"
"I'm from a record company, and I like your sound,
"So step up from off the ground"
He shook my hand and gave me his card, I thought nothing of it
But then I got a call after just a little bit...
By his rival, that Daniel McGrot
I was all alone, all over again
Nothing but my guitar's melodies to soothe the pain
I played more and with more soul than ever before
I had to keep Old Bill's memory alive forevermore
One day, I was playin a sad song alone on the corner
When a man walked up, from out of town, certainly not one of Bill's mourners
He said, "Hey there my boy, you're pretty good, you know who I am?"
"thank you sir," I replied "Who are you then, man?"
"I'm from a record company, and I like your sound,
"So step up from off the ground"
He shook my hand and gave me his card, I thought nothing of it
But then I got a call after just a little bit...
I became depressed
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
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a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
kool-aid? KOOL-AID!?! Kool-aid is the drink of me! *omounus thunder*
#89
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kirstieeee (12/03/2009) [-]
of course i'll talk about you, you favorited my zelda picture! (personally my favorite of the ones i've posted)
Haha yeah I might too... You know what sucks? The Russian guy that invented Tetris, which is like one of the most succesful games ever, doesn't get any credit for it, Russia as a country decided to take all the credit... Sucks for that guy.