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User avatar #8195 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
go to bed
User avatar #8220 to #8195 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
I feel burnt
User avatar #8221 to #8220 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
let me pet it better.

*there, there*
User avatar #8222 to #8221 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
u don't pet burnt skin!!!
#8223 to #8222 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
well I felt like it was a bit early in our relationship to go for "I'll kiss it better"
#8224 to #8223 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah we need to take it one step at a time
#8225 to #8224 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess I should apply aloe vera or something, would probably help more anyway
User avatar #8226 to #8225 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
apply eggplant.jpg
#8227 to #8226 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
what are you trying to tell me?
User avatar #8228 to #8227 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
T-that I don't have this reaction pic and I can't find it on google image
User avatar #8229 to #8228 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
oh, I thought it was a marriage proposal
User avatar #8196 to #8195 - vincento (07/03/2014) [-]
i just got here
#8197 to #8196 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
but... I was just joking because I'm lonely and want your attention...
User avatar #8199 to #8198 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
so rude
User avatar #8200 to #8199 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
lel I couldn't stay even if I wanted to
went to oculist yesterday so my eyes hurt like bitches
User avatar #8201 to #8200 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
to what?
kill that bitch next time, nobody gets to hurt you and live
User avatar #8202 to #8201 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
like ophthalmologist
shh, it's okay, he was just doing God's work
User avatar #8203 to #8202 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
so you got your eyes zapped?
User avatar #8204 to #8203 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
nah, got some different eye drops there and he stuck a giant lens in it
#8205 to #8204 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I am imagining him punching it in.
User avatar #8206 to #8205 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
y-yeah more or less
#8207 to #8206 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry to hear it...
#8208 to #8207 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
Even got my friend to come for moral support so I was gud
#8209 to #8208 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
and now, Ice cream for the great job
#8210 to #8209 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
O ya that's right I actually have some
User avatar #8212 to #8210 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
anyways, I'm tired, I'll be taking a nap.
User avatar #8213 to #8212 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry, sorry I got a phone call
night then!
User avatar #8216 to #8213 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
"answer a nerd"
User avatar #8219 to #8218 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
how does it feel?
User avatar #8214 to #8213 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
who talks in the phone for an hour?
User avatar #8215 to #8214 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #8217 to #8215 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #8211 to #8210 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
now get rid of it all
#8134 to #8132 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yo Xander!
How's your ottermode quest?!
User avatar #8181 to #8134 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
why would I feel something like that eminating from you?
User avatar #8182 to #8181 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]

also back
#8184 to #8182 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to offend you...
I didn't mean to offend you...
#8186 to #8184 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
No it's okay...

Maybe I'll make a good deuteragonist ahahaha
User avatar #8187 to #8186 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
being the better half of someone?
User avatar #8190 to #8187 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
nono, like the most important after main character
also i need to bed tho, sorry
I'll catch you later tomorrow sometime or whenever the stars align properly
User avatar #8191 to #8190 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah that's fine, I need rest soonish.
sweet dreams hotstuff
User avatar #8193 to #8191 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
loves <3
#8179 to #8134 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I can have a nice Christmas without indulging myself on sweets more than I already do on a daily basis...
#8183 to #8179 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well Christmas is a long away now anyway
User avatar #8185 to #8183 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'll be irresistible by then the candies will be all like "nope too hot" and melt.

it's the perfect plan.
User avatar #8188 to #8185 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
or you'll be like me and eat everything and starve for 2 days to get the extra weight off

no don't do that
#8189 to #8188 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah I like food too much for something silly like that.
#8192 to #8189 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Heck Yeah Team No Self-Control Highfive!
User avatar #8194 to #8192 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
lol hi5
#8135 to #8134 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well I've gone done a belt size (custom, so more like 2-3 sizes, but yeah.

sup? <3
#8139 to #8135 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow that is good, what does your exercise consist of?

I've been doin mostly small stuff, tried learning x-ounting, I'll be da coolest at the clubs soon
User avatar #8141 to #8139 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
lifting over 2 tons a day
riding to and from work 3-4 times a week (I have to use the car sometimes for some deliveries.
running on my treadmill 20-40 minutes a day.

what's that?
User avatar #8143 to #8141 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
what if you won't know when to stop and will become a body builder

yo some cool DnB dance moves for casuals drum'n'bass dance (X-Outing)
#8144 to #8143 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
hmm, I don't lift weights, just bread and cakes and such.   
oh it's C-walking for beginners.
hmm, I don't lift weights, just bread and cakes and such.

oh it's C-walking for beginners.
#8146 to #8144 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I am not good black enough for C walking ;__;
maybe some day

So yo how was work, lifted some breads today too?
User avatar #8147 to #8146 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd like to see you dance regardless.

hmm, let me find the comment about my day, I feel great now though.

User avatar #8149 to #8147 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
m-maybe when I git gud
it's only my first day

o ya wasn't on friendly much today
oh fun you got a lower body day today
you'll do something fun on your day off?
User avatar #8150 to #8149 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ah, lol, get good!

I'll be getting some balsam and exercising.
User avatar #8152 to #8150 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yes don't top!

what made you start tho? Just curious
#8156 to #8155 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
last saturday.
User avatar #8161 to #8156 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yea I see
working at the bakery did it's job
User avatar #8165 to #8161 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
what, I'm looking like this because I have done jackshit for 9 months with depression and getting kicked out of school.
User avatar #8168 to #8165 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wow that's lame
i like my explanation better
that you just liked freashly baked goodies too much

oh so that's why you said under education
is your depression gone tho
#8170 to #8168 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, well I didn't take on all the weight I gained a year and a half ago, so it's not completely lost time I guess...
I do want to lose those 15 kilo and then some though.
sorry, if it helps I did eat some cake in the meantime.

mhmm, yeah I got kicked out of high school, started as a baker apprentice.
I am happy now, might not be next Christmas, but having a job that I can't skip out on will help a lot on living through it.
I sort of have Aspergers (a half-assed diagnosis on it from a shrink)
I am driven a ton by instinct, if I feel like something that's usually the way it turns out.
#8174 to #8170 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
But what happens next Christmas

Yes I knew it it's all the cake, and the cupcakes and pies!

Ya you should become full ottermode that 'd be cool. I mean, if you want to
Eeeh, I'm kinda suspicious of over-diagnosing in first world countries in general.

Do you feel something about me
User avatar #8176 to #8174 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
something about you?
#8180 to #8176 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yes like great fate awaits you traveler you will be on a great journey to greatness
That'd be great

also brb shower
#8175 to #8174 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
next christmas I will skip out on all the pastry that are christmas only, and only eat like a madman christmas eve.
or something.
User avatar #8178 to #8175 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
not exciting
User avatar #8162 to #8161 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
its damn it
User avatar #8160 to #8156 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
your hair got longer too
User avatar #8164 to #8160 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well obviously.
I am talking about my plump face.
I can barely even see my Adam's apple anymore.

I do like my hair in that pick but iunno.
User avatar #8157 to #8156 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
why the fuck is this picture so small...
User avatar #8163 to #8157 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
do u want me to delete btw?
User avatar #8167 to #8163 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #8154 to #8152 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
hmm, let me show you the pics
User avatar #8153 to #8152 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Imma top all I fucking want.
User avatar #8159 to #8153 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
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#8012 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
heeeeeeey I'm bored.

humor me until I leaaaave pls
User avatar #8169 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wasn't he like castrated or something tho
#8171 to #8169 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
he's sterile... not impotent.

all beastmen in that universe are sterile because they're artificial beings.

bcuz anime
#8172 to #8171 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
But yes I was close enough
also brb shower
#8173 to #8172 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess.

I'll be gone when you get back, so I bid you farewell.

#8177 to #8173 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh, okay, night night and nice talking to ya!
#8118 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
only if you have cool adventure dreams

do u have like bad thoughts that haunt you at night. How long did you have it.
Have you tried drinking warm milk.
#8119 to #8118 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I just love that moment after waking up when you realize you don't have to get up and just get to not give a shit

well, part of it is bad thoughts the rest is just idk, inability to rest.
had trouble sleeping ever since I can remember though it got worse
I don't think drinking warm milk every single night is a likely choice
#8120 to #8119 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you have the moneyz you can spend them on yourself and go to the doctor since it sounds like it's chronic
#8121 to #8120 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well, I get by.

besides, chances are I'd just need to exercise more but it's boooring.

tho free healthcare so no need for moneyz
#8123 to #8121 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean I don't want to come off as rude butbut, don't push yourself like that! You need to care for your body
especially since it doesn't even cost you anything
#8126 to #8123 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
lol, no offense taken.

well, for one it's not crippling, I've just learned to get by with less sleep. especially cause for a year i was actually pretty much stuck with 5 hours a day, so unless I for some reason can't sleep for fucking ages, I'm fine.
for two, I have seen doctors about it in the past where it wasn't this bad in which case no examination showed any real results.
haven't seen one since it got worse which is quite a few years ago, though.
#8128 to #8126 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
You should go still   
Just to check if they'll find something or not    
You know, just in case they do    
Right, right?
You should go still
Just to check if they'll find something or not
You know, just in case they do
Right, right?
#8129 to #8128 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't feel the need to.

I promise I'll go if it ever gets bad though if that makes you happy.
#8130 to #8129 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yaya, okay it's a deal then, but promise-promise me. I know honesty is not one of your 'virtues'
#8131 to #8130 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm too proud to break my promises. it's a deal.

it's cute seeing you care so much. you're very sweet.
#8133 to #8131 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
What no
nononono I am cool super cool but I am not nice and stuff
#8136 to #8133 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
don't lie

u a sweetheart aren't u

what are you some kinda non edgy fag
#8137 to #8136 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
So edgy u can cut urself
User avatar #8138 to #8137 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
good good

still sweet tho
User avatar #8140 to #8138 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I'll give u diabetes too

do you even like sweet stuff
User avatar #8142 to #8140 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye, I love sweets n' shit.

which is another paralell to my mascot if I might add
#8145 to #8142 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
well then if you ever get tired of Yuri you can switch to Anarchy Panty she likes sweets and has long hair
It was my first mascot too such memories. Rip /items too
#8148 to #8145 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
naah I'll pass on that

still got tons of folders ready to be expanded and used whenever like my old mascot
#8158 to #8151 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
wtf am I even looking at

I love it tho

I was quite stuck to Viral the Beastman for while too because he's from my favorite animu
User avatar #8122 to #8121 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
you're so fucking lazy
#8124 to #8122 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yes, yes I am.
#8125 to #8124 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
no don't be
but what the hell
I bet you're chronically tired too
But what's the reason tho?
Are you scared or something of that sort?
#8127 to #8125 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
not really chronically tired, no. I'm a bit of a night owl in the first place, so once it goes towards evening I get more and more awake as I go.

no, not at all. I've had lots of doctors visits' for other things.
#8053 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Can you pls delete me so I can complain about it on /brony so we can engage in a circlejerk about why it sucks
but then add me back
#8092 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
just being a bit rude won't get you banned, if someone acts like a fucking retard just telling them so is usually fine, if someone reports another person for that I usually just tell them to suck it up aswell.
it's continous harassment and stuff like that that's the problem, really. I'd get into explaining that but I honestly can't be fucked.

hey, I've gotten gifts back and even got a user into joining the gifting crusade. it's not all selfishness, though i do try to notice who doesn't even say thanks and then just never again.

it's what I do. got so much game I need to gift some away
User avatar #8094 to #8092 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also that last line was too cool had to make a separate comment for it
User avatar #8095 to #8094 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]

who's the mod tho
User avatar #8096 to #8095 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
the 'neutral' guy
but I hear he was like the new guy at the time and yadayada
seriously whenever someone gets pissed with the mods and kicked out it's always his name that shows up
the only thing I learned if you're a newfag you need to keep your profile low
yay for being recognized more or less now I am safe
User avatar #8097 to #8096 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
oh yea neutral

well that one's my fault, I picked him because I had great plans

he always was that kinda goody two shoes guy, so I got him into the mods so I could mold him into an actual human being
and I like to think I've succeeded decently

that thing about his name still popping up is right though, though when someone gets banned we usually talk about it before we ban so any decisions are to blame on all of us or atleast a few at the same time. neutral just likes taking charge when he's in favor, which is actually a virtue I think.

though I recommend you don't listen when people like jump on the hate train for him, he's really just the scapegoat, any circlejerk needs an enemy.
User avatar #8098 to #8097 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
>you picked him
wow if this was Sims you'd get not one but TWO red minuses

well it's hard not to hate when I was involved personally. And neutral is a bitchass softie who gets worked up over a joke. But I GUESS I can make an exception just cuz YOU like him.
#8099 to #8098 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
bae, I don't "like" him.

I picked him because he had potential. just looking at him now, he takes care of most of the stuff himself, I only need to speak my two cents, and he's been displayed how corrupted his own little circlejerk is. he's more neutral than he was before.

plus to that, he's a polar opposite to me, so it works well to balance out the mod team.
User avatar #8102 to #8099 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
and wtf you don't even like him #no reason to change my opinion until personally proven otherwise
#8103 to #8102 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't like most people, sug.
#8106 to #8103 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
D-do you like me? Of course you do, I just want you to say it yourself
#8107 to #8106 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you're positively amazing bby
#8110 to #8107 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Awww yeah
loves <3
User avatar #8100 to #8099 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
but I like you more
I like you more a lot
I wish there was more of you and less of him
#8101 to #8100 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
bae there'll be lots of more of me if y'catch my drift

seriously though, he's okay. not saying you have to like him, but keeping a grudge only hurts you anyway.
User avatar #8104 to #8101 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Eh I don't think about him if not reminded

#8105 to #8104 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
seeing him is a reminder, yes?

it's easier to just not care.
#8108 to #8105 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Can I not care and consider him lame at the same time
#8109 to #8108 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
but only if you don't care

but only if you don't care
#8112 to #8109 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Okay it's a deal then
#8113 to #8112 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aight coo
aight coo
#8114 to #8113 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Arewe running out of things to talk?
Is this a cue to go to sleep?
Or shall we shittalk about more people?
You can choose the topic yourself too
#8115 to #8114 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm no good at finding topics most of the time.   
though on the mention of going to sleep, you seem to go to bed somewhat early most of the time.   
you much of a morning person or?
I'm no good at finding topics most of the time.
though on the mention of going to sleep, you seem to go to bed somewhat early most of the time.
you much of a morning person or?
User avatar #8116 to #8115 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well I'm not going to bed any time soon since I just applied my face medicine and I need to reapply it after 40 minutes, and then wait for 40 minutes to take shower
Such is life.
Well I need to because most of the time you have work/uni to go to, but right now I can indulge myself in sleep B) I don't like to tho, feels like the day is wasted.
But unlike me you have work in the morning right?
#8117 to #8116 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
oh, I see.

but indulging in sleep is the best feeling ever

aye, I got work. problem is, i always have trouble sleeping.
IE the night after I barely got any sleep if you recall, I went to bed shortly after you left and still laid awake until 1:30.
so there's no real point in going to bed now, really.
User avatar #8093 to #8092 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Bless the hide all button tho

User avatar #8057 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you could just say you got banned while you actually didn't or smth
#8062 to #8057 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I can't lie
I'm the most honest person promise
#8063 to #8062 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
alrighty then

alrighty then
User avatar #8065 to #8063 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes I don't just want to get in your pants I mean everything I say
#8067 to #8065 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
that response made everything feel so backwards.

thank you though, honesty is a rare virtue, one I do not possess myself.
User avatar #8070 to #8067 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also flirting isn't serious too

i'm not into online things

okay just making sure
#8072 to #8070 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I didn't assume so, heh.

me neither, or, not anymore.
#8073 to #8072 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT JUST MAKING SURE. Better safe than sorry with these things

Was it ugly?..
#8077 to #8073 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
wow you don't have to drive the point home so hard yeah no I getcha. I woulda done the same at some point.   
I was dumb enough to get into it twice.   
ugly doesn't even scrape the surface.
wow you don't have to drive the point home so hard yeah no I getcha. I woulda done the same at some point.

I was dumb enough to get into it twice.
ugly doesn't even scrape the surface.
#8078 to #8077 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Aw yeah no holding back on compliments/flirting then

I getchya so hard too. We were all young and stupid and took the internet seriously at some point. But damn you cloy and your attractive, soothing personality, you're the one to blame!
#8079 to #8078 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
as long as you don't bring me to sexual frustration.   
I don't think taking the internet seriously itself is a bad thing, but, well... this place? ew.   
I can't help it, my swag doesn't have an off switch.
as long as you don't bring me to sexual frustration.

I don't think taking the internet seriously itself is a bad thing, but, well... this place? ew.
I can't help it, my swag doesn't have an off switch.
#8080 to #8079 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
don[t worry i'm not one of those blue RP people who awkwardly sex talk on each other's walls

Are you saying you have some other website on the side? cheating slut! the problems of being too online alpha
#8081 to #8080 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
RP implies reciprocation, I fucking hate that shit. but I'm a guy still you know.   
n-no! I used to have some but I dumped them all, I swear! aye, and i dont' even try.
RP implies reciprocation, I fucking hate that shit. but I'm a guy still you know.

n-no! I used to have some but I dumped them all, I swear! aye, and i dont' even try.
#8082 to #8081 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
**vincento does le sexy time with cloy, cloy comes on vincento's face**
here I did all the work for you, enjoy to the fullest

suspicion, but I get why you'd do that most people on fj are either pathetic, selfish or social retards. Some people are cool, like us, makes this place worth coming to
#8084 to #8082 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
tyty i try, take your time to get off to this masterpiece

O, I didn't thought you'd agree with me tbh, I thought since you buy them games you like them or something...
#8086 to #8084 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'll save it for later.   
well, I just like giving gifts. people like to get gifts. I've got the money for it. why not?   
though part of me thinks it's just me desperately clinging to the times where I tried to love everyone because I wasn't a bitter edgemaster.   
yet again, it's not like I hate these people. I can get along with them and even enjoy the times with them as long as I don't get involved personally.
I'll save it for later.

well, I just like giving gifts. people like to get gifts. I've got the money for it. why not?
though part of me thinks it's just me desperately clinging to the times where I tried to love everyone because I wasn't a bitter edgemaster.
yet again, it's not like I hate these people. I can get along with them and even enjoy the times with them as long as I don't get involved personally.
User avatar #8088 to #8086 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Ewewewewew I remember the time when I loved everyone
I was such a faggot god. Like really pathetic. More people loved me tho I guess. I like myself now more tho.
can i see you when you were an edgemaster
yeah but like
you are cool and can be liked without any gifts
i don't know it I mean but nevermind
User avatar #8090 to #8088 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
though I admit if I hate someone I'll never give em a gift

fuck dat
#8089 to #8088 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
the same goes for me.

I was describing myself now as an edgemaster ironically, since I don't have a lot of nice or good things to say or think about most people. which some people would consider "edgy" in the "hate everyone" way.

like I said, I like giving gifts. no matter how much of a fag anyone is, it's still a human being. and I'm not really looking for attention, I haven't actually talked to anyone after giving them a gift besides "np".
you bet I'm fuckin' cool.
#8091 to #8089 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
why did it even began that you can't be "le rude" on Friendly I thought they just didn't like rolling
I don't know seems stupid.
I mean there are users just asking for it

Yeah but people are fucking selfish. On the other hand that's your thing and it's cool I think too. It was why II noticed in the first place tbh.
User avatar #8085 to #8084 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
look up
User avatar #8087 to #8085 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
#8083 to #8082 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
10/10, almost as good as shades of grey

aye, exactly.
it's also just the only timesink I have when I can't do anything else.
#8069 to #8067 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
No you idiot I'm shamelessly lying all the time

Not about the pants part tho ;)
#8055 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]

I think I'll pass on that one.
User avatar #8059 to #8055 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
ya Ikno it was a joke
plus I already was one time go me

me and friendly weren't friends at first
User avatar #8060 to #8059 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ah I see

you had another account then?
User avatar #8064 to #8060 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
but the board just got deleted too
#8066 to #8064 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
during the thread deletion days eh?   
I see.   
I'm gonna grab a quick shower, I'll be back in a bit.
during the thread deletion days eh?

I see.

I'm gonna grab a quick shower, I'll be back in a bit.
#8068 to #8066 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Ya I heard tears were spilled

Mhhhm, just slipped in when they were accepting literally everyone

[obligatory take pics]
[obligatory see you there]
[not-so-obligatory depends on how long it will take I'll know whether or not you masturbated]
#8071 to #8068 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ah, I see. well, I don't remember shit so eh.

I'll have you know I like long showers one way or another.
User avatar #8074 to #8071 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Haha good cover I understand, I like them long too : ^)
User avatar #8075 to #8074 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wtf a double sexual innuendo
User avatar #8076 to #8075 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aww you beat me to it
User avatar #8054 to #8053 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
but it I mean friendly
User avatar #8056 to #8054 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
no rly
User avatar #8058 to #8056 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #8061 to #8058 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
#8013 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey-yo! What you up to? You're at work?
I'm just googling some science shit and trying to learn DnB moves for casuals
#8014 to #8013 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yes indeed.

I actually got a shitload of stuff done for once but now I'm tired so fuck doing anything more, I'm just waiting until I can leave without getting weird looks.

pretty sweet, did you only just start in it or have you been interested for a while?
User avatar #8017 to #8014 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
>google 'why some snow doesn't melt underwater'
>it's government conspiracy
>because it's fake
>it contains nanobots

google why i trusted you
User avatar #8018 to #8017 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #8020 to #8018 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
well at least I found why it doesn't burn under a lighter
User avatar #8022 to #8020 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #8026 to #8022 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
can you still watch videos
User avatar #8030 to #8026 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well, not all day, during the more lively hours it'd be problematic
User avatar #8032 to #8030 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
ya ya that's why I asked
User avatar #8027 to #8026 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye, not a problem
User avatar #8024 to #8022 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Snow that doesn't melt! Is it a government conspiracy?! (Hint: no.)

The way he talks about is like he's fed up with everyone's shit
User avatar #8028 to #8024 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I feel with this ma
User avatar #8029 to #8028 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #8015 to #8014 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
You work at tech support right? Or something to do with computers I'm like 95% sure.

Nah I'm the type of person who can get exited over something and then never finish it because bored and it's useless and I'll never be good at it and excuses, excuses. So might as well do as much before my fire burns out.
I am actually bad at dancing, you feel?
#8016 to #8015 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
though I also dabble in system engineering which is like project management and shit like that.

ah I see that's pretty common I guess
though excitement is always a fleeting thing isn't it? don't you figure you'd be willing to put more effort into something if you really liked it?
#8019 to #8016 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
O, that sounds smart.

But the question is, do I really like it, or do I do it just because I'm bored. And will I find something I'm truly passionate about anytime soon? But I just figured as long as you have fun doing something it's a time well spent
#8021 to #8019 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I dunno if smart is the right way to say it, but it is pretty difficult. there's lots of stuff to keep track off, and I feel like it causes a strange disconnect because as a project manager you also have to manage other workers like they're ressources, it feels weird.

well, I feel lots of people never find that one thing they're truly passionate about. but yeah, as long as you have fun for a while, it's always well spent.
well, unless it's something criminal.
#8023 to #8021 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah not really the group project people, so yea I wouldn't want that. Do you also get to fire the bad workers.

Did you ever find anything you're passionate about? Well, beside dicks your mascot and games
Also pls I will never apologize for underage drinking it was memories
#8025 to #8023 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not much of a group project person either but eh it's my job.
and no I don't, I don't have any actual power, I'm just the poor fucker that has to keep track of everything and take responsibility for fuckups.

nice line tho
I'm not really passionate about games much, I'm just a perfectionist and elitist. though the game my mascot actually is from is something I'm somewhat passionate about. anyway, no, not really. I'm not really an enthusiastic person in the first place, I'm difficult to excite.

oh well you know what they say it's only a crime if the police knows about it
User avatar #8031 to #8025 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow lame. Well at least you have that power on Friendly B)

Well don't forget your passion about house pets and long hair. Can I ask u if your mascot inspired it or was it vice versa?
#born to be wild
#8034 to #8031 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
actually time for me to hop off   
I'll be back before long, seeya in a bit
actually time for me to hop off

I'll be back before long, seeya in a bit
#8033 to #8031 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ikr? free power abuse, as my set interests say

I'm not really passionate about pets, I like them fine, but I've had so many over the years that I'm just kinda burnt out on actually having any. the magic is gone, as they say.

it's a bit of both actually. when I was a little kid, my hair was awfully long, and I kept it long for quite some time. led a lot of people to believe I was a girl, actually. I at some point grew out of having hair like that, and kept it short/shoulder-lenght from then on.
I liked shoulder-lenght best for a really long time.
though when I got to know my mascot I guess I just kinda rediscovered my love for long hair.
#8035 to #8033 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
pls lend me mod powers so I can block people don't like. I promise the process will be for purification purposes only

So they're as old as you? That makes sense old pets for old man

I bet you were a pretty girl.

Also okay cya see you soon
#8038 to #8035 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
nah gurl even I need a real excuse first

no, all of them died. generations of pets have passed on, which is another discouraging factor.

hey, all boys looked femininine to some degree as a kid. and yes I was.
User avatar #8040 to #8038 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also wb
#8039 to #8038 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow you serious just do your thing and pretend to know nothing about it : ^) Or b.) make stuff up, perfect plan(s)

wow now I feel sad

y-you're still pretty *wink*

#8041 to #8039 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
nah, the other mods wouldn't have it, usually you need proof so no making up of stuff.
'sides, I'm not looking to put it to ruin.

my sincere apologies. you learn to deal with it after a while, but at the same time it just makes you lose a lot of the joy and emotionality of having a pet.

thanks baeb, same to you.
#8042 to #8041 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]

Well makes sense why you're a mod I gueeeeeess

Get a turtle. Or a crow. They both tend to live longer. But crows are better they are smart and soft and warm. Not to mention all cool and black all over.

#8044 to #8042 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
actually what I really want is a bat   
look at these fuckers
actually what I really want is a bat

look at these fuckers
User avatar #8045 to #8044 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I remember bats in my country they are dumb and fly into things/ Ya cute butbut can they get attached to you? Kinda loses the purpose of a pet if it doesn't let you pet it or comes around for you to cuddle it
#8046 to #8045 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I dunno maybe   
well if you have the thing from an early age then maybe   
especially if you're like the foster parents or smth
I dunno maybe

well if you have the thing from an early age then maybe
especially if you're like the foster parents or smth
User avatar #8049 to #8046 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I just keep remembering the green text story about a guy who made a bat orgasm and it's bugging the living hell out of me
#8050 to #8049 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't think I've seen that one   
don't think I want to either
I don't think I've seen that one

don't think I want to either
#8043 to #8042 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
it's not that I wanted to be one. I just don't feel okay completely abusing it.

turtles are lame... a tame crow could be kinda cool.
idk tho
User avatar #8047 to #8043 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes get it they can live to like 50 years, you'll be the coolest white kid on the block and once you get old you can be a cool granpa with a crow

All you need is to get an old shop that sells weird shit for max effect
#8048 to #8047 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
fuck yea   
what kinda weird shit tho
fuck yea

what kinda weird shit tho
#8051 to #8048 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
like that store Harry Potter went into when he screwed up to say Diagon Alley

Also what do you mean completely abusing it are you saying you are to some degree?
#8052 to #8051 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? I neeeveeer said that.
well, I've yet to do anything permanent.
User avatar #8007 - mranldestroyer (07/01/2014) [-]
why arent u online on skype?
User avatar #8008 to #8007 - vincento (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #8009 to #8008 - mranldestroyer (07/01/2014) [-]
pls log in fj convos gets dead fast and r lame
#7973 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes hello this is Fish, may I take your order?
#7974 to #7973 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Can I have the meat lover's special
#7975 to #7974 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
sorry ma'm... just making sure here...
are you asking for dicks?
#7977 to #7976 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
well that's good.
everyone round here is nice.
User avatar #7978 to #7977 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Am I the nicest
User avatar #7980 to #7978 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah you seem pretty nice.
User avatar #7982 to #7980 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
ty I needed that compliment <3
User avatar #7983 to #7982 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
oh, something the matter?
#7985 to #7983 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Nah I'm just a sucker for any form of flattery.
Unless it's when a guy tries to hook you up so he showers you in BS compliments every 10 seconds that's just plain annoying ufeelme?
#7986 to #7985 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
ah, I'll add Flatterjacks to your order then.

yeah I feel you, though I haven't tried that amount of compliments ever.
#7992 to #7986 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
no sorry I tried to, but I'm just not good at this wall of text compliment thing
User avatar #7995 to #7993 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
ahahaha nevermind
#7997 to #7995 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
If I didn't mind I wouldn't be able to respond...
#7979 to #7978 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
seeing as you aren't hired yet, you aren't even on the menu.
#7981 to #7979 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Hookay, who's on the menu then
I want your best deal
#7984 to #7981 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
well there's a combo menu with Meekly doing whatever you want and me supplying a dinner of your choice.
Maid outfits cost extra
Naked apron mode is available for discussion.

guarantee of subject getting attached to you not included.
#7987 to #7984 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Maid outfits! Maid outfits!
And I want some chicken stir fry in sweet and spicy sauce
Tyty I'll pay with whatever

I'm taking the risk B)
#7988 to #7987 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
oh you're into that sort of stuff?

I'll see what I can do, first comes the course for making Meekly behave well, seeing as he seems fond of you already.
#7989 to #7988 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I mean look at this it's too hard to resist
Yes I mean look at this it's too hard to resist

#7991 to #7989 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
whatever makes you all tingly I guess.
traps and such aren't really my thing.
one way or the other gender wise.
#7994 to #7991 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Maid outfits are hot tho
#7996 to #7994 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
well yeah, of course they are.
but it's rare for me to like them that much on guys.
girls in maid outfits though..
#7998 to #7996 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Do you have any guy-specific kinks then?
#7999 to #7998 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
hmm, not really.
I mean, I like skinny/ottermode body type wise.
my sexual attraction to men are more a result of romantic feelings than the other way around.

and a tad embarrassing but I fantasize about men as if I was a girl. so I guess I like men that are shorter than me, though I don't dislike those taller than me.
#8000 to #7999 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Oh, I c, I c. So you're a sub?..

Tfw I'll never have gay sex with a man

Also I need to get to sleep soon, crazy weekends lack of sleep and everything
#8001 to #8000 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
hmm, I'm a switch, I want to be on top if it's with a guy, other way around with a girl.
but yeah, I am mainly a sub, being ordered around and a little violence.
though I haven't tried that sort of relationship.

tfw, poor soul.

yeah I am going to sleep soonish as well, seeing as I have work again tomorrow.
User avatar #8003 to #8001 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
tell me when you get promoted to baking muffins and cup cakes and all the best stuff
User avatar #8005 to #8003 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
lol, I'll tell you when I get around to trying making those.
#8002 to #8001 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Yeah we should booth go nii
Night night then c u tomorrow and whatnot love&hearts
#8004 to #8002 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah, good one of us is mature enough to go for that.

sleep tight
User avatar #7990 to #7989 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
check out his legs yo, he even shaved them what a sport
#7971 - edandal (06/29/2014) [-]
I thought we were friends.
#7953 to #7952 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never hug a spoink
User avatar #7954 to #7953 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
why arent u skype?
also she got sick so now i am stuck here for 1 week with a sick person yay
User avatar #7955 to #7954 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
on mom's now cuz my lame aunt needs to call or smtn
also pols pay attention to the cool pic I posted it took very long to upload ;_;
does she got the beiver fever
stuck where
User avatar #7956 to #7955 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
what even happened to you own?
yes i saw it now do you have a source for that porn pin ;~)
idk idk just very sick ;~;
she took me somewhere in stockholm is pretty here im not sure whats it called in english
tfw really shitty internet
User avatar #7958 to #7956 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
"what even happened to you own? "
i'm thinking you asked what happened to my laptop?
User avatar #7957 to #7956 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
the frame thing at the bottom cracked ;__;
what are u talking about it's obvious this happens in the game B)
wow super lame
User avatar #7959 to #7957 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
have you tried turning it off and on? trust me i know these kind of stuff
>ocelot x big boss
>not kaz x big boss
1/10 worst cannon ship
i know we would play mgs and other super fun stuff
User avatar #7961 to #7959 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
the worst part it still worked!! but it just looked like shit, I wish I had it back already ;_;
u see how ocelot is hugging big boss with his arms? Kaz could never do that
haha, silly cripple
User avatar #7962 to #7961 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
was it the screen that looked like shit? you could just have plugged a screen into ur computer with this kind of cable You need to login to view this link and it would have worked ofc if ur laptop had one
wowowowowowowowowowowowow mean
tfw ocelot x big boss is cannon
u should play fire emblem u can ship anyone with anyone perfect game for you
#7963 to #7962 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
nononno, I meant the back of it broke, somewhere here at the top when handles connect two plates idk how to explai it. like everything worked okay it just had a hecked up physical defect
ew old gay people
uuuugh I want to ffffuck, earthbound and MGQ too, I laready have a game list
User avatar #7964 to #7963 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
get alot of tape :^)
kaz is only 30 something
go and get laid o wait its you :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
yes earthbound is good and why do you want to play mgq? its filled with ew straight hentai and vore
User avatar #7965 to #7964 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I thought
ocalot is old tho
why u gotta hurt me where it hurts man : ((((((
but muh curiosity
User avatar #7967 to #7965 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
and u like old men
User avatar #7966 to #7965 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
he is only 40 something!
tfw i will get more pussy then u will ever get feels good man B)
yes look at all the plot img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120429125924/monstergirlquest/images/e/e5/Alice_Unconscious.png
User avatar #7968 to #7966 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
he looks older like 50 something
oh rub it in you playgirl you
yeah but think of all the ways he got raped there that had to take some imagination
User avatar #7969 to #7968 - mranldestroyer (06/29/2014) [-]
ocelot is younger then big boss and big boss looks younger then him
but he got eaten there ewwww
ok i need to go and do stuff idk if i will be online tomorrow or the other days
byyyyyyyyyyyye <3
User avatar #7970 to #7969 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
that's what I thought too
okay have funs hope your gf gets better soon <3
User avatar #7923 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
yes i am rip
very hero.

sup nigga?
User avatar #7925 to #7923 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
nothin much, getting ready to daze off, you?
User avatar #7926 to #7925 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm fucking bored because I got nothing to do, and all of my friends are out travelling somewhere.
I can't even access my desktop from here, so no games with this shitty laptop.
Last weekend was better.
User avatar #7927 to #7926 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
this was literally me only everyone I know was busy with exams and I finished the earliest
indulge yourself in solitaire
User avatar #7928 to #7927 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Ye but ain't nobody in school now, so there's no reason not to hang out and party and shit
But instead they out travelling to who the fuck knows where.
Solitaire is boring, holy shit, why would you suggest that?
User avatar #7930 to #7928 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
get poorfag friends who are too broke to travel or eat DUH
haha, of course I was joking about solitaire, haha, I meant SPIDER solitaire
User avatar #7931 to #7930 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
but I dont like my poorfag friends
they just needa borrow money all the time, and never pay back

spider solitaire, fucking disgraceful
User avatar #7933 to #7931 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
ew sounds more like weed smoking friends

i-i play on second difficulty...
User avatar #7934 to #7933 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
dunno if they smoke weed, but they smoke cigarettes, and that shit smells real bad yo.
I prefer my other friends, they don't smoke, and I feel more at ease around them.

Play Minesweeper instead you fucking scrub.
User avatar #7935 to #7934 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
they don't sound much like friends are you just using that word because acquaintances is too long to write out

I did but it gets boring when at certain moment you need to make a choice of luck
User avatar #7937 to #7935 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
eh I dunno.
I guess acquaintances is a more fitting word now that I consider it.
Actually from now on I'm going to define that on whether or not it sounds like a good idea to get drunk with them.
If it sounds like a good idea to get drunk with someone, they're friends, if not, they're acquaintances.
User avatar #7888 - betta (06/27/2014) [-]

y u do dis
User avatar #7889 to #7888 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
new notification update, want to keep my notification count lower than necessary
and stuffs
User avatar #7880 - miscarriage (06/27/2014) [-]
Today: Your friend miscarriage has commented profile vincento
#7866 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Good evening.
User avatar #7924 to #7866 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Awww, man you had your emo phase #envy
Our country is pretty homophobic, like disowning you for being gay homophobic. My yaoi OTP must forever remain a secret.

I"m the "start and never finish" kind of person soo.

Oh golly you have some bad luck. Although who am I to talk. Some people on fj are a ticking drama source, honestly.
Cloy is good I think.
Oh I meant like physical trait.
And go go go for it. I noticed people started liking me more IRL when I started looking after myself *heavy sigh*

I never played those games yo, I loved my account.
Nah I was on /items at that time
#7929 to #7924 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
never had anyone be envious of that...
I used so much wax it's not even funny.
not that much make-up though, painted my nails black.

start and never finish?
that's lewd as fuck. hyuk hyuk
I see, good at getting ideas, better at procrastinating and forgetting?

nah, I'm very good at messing up, I get caught up in feelings too easily, I suffer from a dependency disorder, I grow attached to people very quickly and the person I'm attached to is the most important there is, the risks of that sort of disorder is being abused, not that I mind, being a tad masochistic and all.

Cloy is the sweetest man I know, and not bad looking at all.
you want men to be tall?
or just "minimum taller than me"
that's rather standard for women to want, I like tall women so that often conflicts.

yeah, I am trying to lose weight, started making lunches for work so I don't indulge myself on sweets every day.

I was young wild and a fucking moron, god I miss Fishyxander so much...

I see, you still playing the items game?
User avatar #7932 to #7929 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
I never did it because mom wouldn't approve, but I LIKED HOW IT LOOKED. On some people. Definitely only on some people

"start and never finish?
that's lewd as fuck."
Plllllssss. Reminds me of that hentai manga about yandere GF who would let him cum at all.

Get many friend/lovers so you can get a little attached to everybody. #They don't call me panacea for nothing #Doctor of everything

Not shorter than me, but I'm already 176 cm so it's kinda classifies as tall more or less.

Jeez dude eat more fruits, pack them up in blender and here's your smoothie lunch

Nah quitter.... shortly after I made vincento I guess. I was pretending to be a guy at first too, funny times, funny stories.
#7936 to #7932 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I see.
yeah, I wasn't the type it looked good on.
well my hair was fab as fuck, but that's about it.

wow, you are lewd as fuck, that sounds like a hot hentai.

hmm, I do enjoy being people's little whore, but at the same time I believe in sincerity when it comes to relationships...

ah, I see, yeah 176 is a nice height, I do enjoy the idea of someone in eye height, even if I prefer super tall girls.

hmm, I should start eating apples again...

well I guess that's fine, would be a mess to start over after deleting the other account.
ah I have heard of people swapping genders that way around, I feel like nobody gets hurt that way around.
I know for a fact that I messed up big time back on my Eruka account, it was a hot few weeks though...
most people don't really seem to have anything against me for doing it.
User avatar #7938 to #7936 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe it's because you didn't hit puberty yet.

P-pls I was just googling for some yanderes. Also found it
You need to login to view this link
there was like a huge ass pre-story to it but I can't find it

Yeah I know what you mean I wanna try restrictions and bondage but didn't find anyone I'm comfortable enough too try it. Sigh.

I did it mostly because people on fj will like you more/be less biased if you're a guy. Even more if you're a gay guy. It's kinda not as bad on friendly.
#7939 to #7938 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
nigguh, I hit puberty when I was like 10.
I was 15-16 at the time.

lol, you don't really strike me as the lewd type at all.
bookmarked for science.

well those things are humanly possible, so there's a chance it'll happen, you'd probably have to be open for your partners wishes too for that stuff though.
you being the one bonded or?

females get discriminated like that?
I was only pretending for 2-3 weeks, but I got way more friends than I had on my actual account at the time and stuff...
#7941 to #7939 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
You aint matured until you're 20-25

Yeah haha, I'm usually not.
Someday, someday maybe for sure!

I-I can try both ways. Ayyy, both S&M

It's more like everything you do post is done solely for attention. And posting IRLs is a whole different level of bias be those nudes or not. I enjoyed being a guy, haha, I was very feminine. Perfect male
#7945 to #7941 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oh boy, I had so much fun chatting I forgot the time, I got work tomorrow and I have to get up in 2-3 hours to prepare for it.
so thanks for chatting, you're cooler than I could've imagined.
I hope we get to talk in the future too.

User avatar #7948 to #7945 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, haha, same,
also could have swore you sent me a friend request two days ago or so
User avatar #7951 to #7948 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
lol nah, I usually don't send them till I've had a good long chat with the person in question.
#7943 to #7941 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
well no, but the reason it looked shit was because I was obese.

hmm, I don't mind either way, lewd talk is fun talk after all.

I meant, what do you mean by restrictions?
oh boi, that's hot.
I consider myself sort of a switch too, mainly into the submissive roles though.

ah yeah, I do feel the prejudice you are talking about.
you can be a guy to me all you want, pfft.
#7946 to #7943 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]

sexual, speech, physical ofc. Yeah

Nah I'm good. Maybe next time on a different account. But then I'd have to get a new mascot UUUUGH

Also I'm gonna noot now, doctor's appointment, c u tomorrow, glad we talked and stuffsies <3
User avatar #7950 to #7946 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
sex sex sex, can't have too much, or something.

what does mascots and different accounts have to do with restrictions between you and a partner?
I'm confused.

I had fun chatting
#7872 to #7866 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
How are you
#7876 to #7872 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm alright, just chilling seeing as the most of the evening is over for me.
I tend to oversleep during the day, it's not so bad though, except that I wake up scared that I slept through the entire day and overslept so I'd be running late for work and such.

what's up with you?
#7877 to #7876 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
You should do some exercising before sleep it makes the waking up process easier for me
Dreams are more eventful too and that is the best feel
Nothing much canceled plans so sitting alone on a Friday night, tleast have some homemade pizza
#7879 to #7877 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
does a day at work and riding 10 km home count as exercise?...

I rarely dream, but I usually remember the dreams for quite a while after I wake up.

homemade pizza is off the scale much better.
I guess that's a shame, at least you were notified about the cancellation.
#7881 to #7879 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Depends on where you work and not if you ride a car dingus

My dreams are usually vidya game like. I respawn if I die ooops.

It was, last time we all gathered we just watched soccer and were bored.
#7883 to #7881 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm a baker.

I obviously meant that I'm riding a bike.

that's a new one, never heard of or had dreams like that.

sounds like every soccer game.
User avatar #7885 to #7883 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Do u make
pot brownies *ba-dum-tsss*/ And yes it does. You're blessed with the opportunity to burn all the calories from consuming those freshly baked goodies. I automatically assumed you work at a bakery btw

Ya, but you don't fight creepy zombie skeletons or crack wolves skulls in dreams like me B) What do you dream about usually?

Well. My friends racist comments made it uncomfortable to watch
#7886 to #7885 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I haven't even made brownies before.
it's more of a pastry chef's work to do those things, I am meant to learn it eventually though.

nah, I don't do that at all, lol.
hmm, I either have fetish dreams or story dreams.
a story dream as in, I continue in a universe that I know I've dreamt of before for a couple of times, I never end the stories and I always wake up when the story gets so exciting that I can't help it.

ah yeah, I guess that can be troublesome, personally I can't help but laugh at a good joke, I do still feel ashamed when it's harsh racism and stuff though.
#7887 to #7886 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
woowowowow das like
Yume Nikki
legit and IRL
Jee I wish I had that too
What's your secret teach me how to do it you need to!

Nononono it was like blatant racism "stupid/dirty niggers comments" kind of thing. And haha our country is 99/999% white. Why? The hate was so retarded
User avatar #7891 to #7887 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
wow wtf is up with all these people coming to your profile, lol
User avatar #7892 to #7891 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
still better than having 22 anons on profile
I just beat my own record too B)
#7893 to #7892 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
is it set to only members being able to watch?
User avatar #7894 to #7893 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
probably not
User avatar #7895 to #7894 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
how don't you know?
User avatar #7898 to #7895 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
i didn't change it since the creation of account
User avatar #7899 to #7898 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oh, well that's odd then.
usually I always see anons on profiles.
#7890 to #7887 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I feel amazing and horrible at the same time for knowing that yume nikki meant dream diary before looking it up...

hmm, I usually get them when i sleep in instead of waking up with alarm.
which means I get it rarely due to using alarm almost every day.

oh, I'm sorry that you are friends with dicks, heh.
I mean, I can be pretty racist, but that's more prejudice than hate towards any race.
it's quite a problem in Denmark that muslims have a horrible attitude, I think it's alright to expect people to behave...
User avatar #7897 to #7890 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Yaya but that's not enough what else do you do/eat/think about

And ehh, they're usually nice, It's more like a consequence of being informed about something through the internet rather than first hand experience. Admit that we see this on FJ/friendly all that time/

Oh, ooops, I thought you were in Switzerland. Ya I heard the immigration is kinda a slippery subject now in Scandinavia.
#7900 to #7897 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I eat a lot of meat, I drink a ton of tea and quite a bit of chocolate milk/pepsi.
I like green vegetables.
and I eat quite a lot of sugar.

yeah I figured you wouldn't bother being friends with actual dicks, I don't know what else to call it besides racists.

hmm, yeah we do see it a lot, my own racism stems from almost being assaulted by muslims a couple of times, alongside my work being in a neighbourhood were a gang "black cobra" has a lot of members, and they think they own the world despite barely being legal yet and shit like that.

aww, I wish I was in switzerland, I'd be able to see Cloy whenever I wanted...
the trip there takes like 2 hours in a plane...
I'm a Dane, we have the most strict immigration laws of Europe/scandinavia as far as I'm aware.
the party that made it like that is the biggest in the country these days, I am excited to see how it turns out when they go from one of the smallest to one of the biggest in a year or two when there's a new election.
User avatar #7901 to #7900 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
But I do that too!!!! Tfw will never be ie Madotsuki-chan.
Oh yeah I heard about Black Cobra ty humon for keeping me informed about Daneland.
Didn't that party get like 25% of votes? Or am I thinking about some other. I wish I was in Daneland, free health insurance/education and near a certain user too almost.
#7902 to #7901 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
hmm, sorry, I don't know what else I do that should force my dreams like that.
I think it's more based on brain structure than diets regardless, I haven't read much on dreams...

well I don't mind talking about Denmark, so you can ask about anything.
yeah, it's probably more now, they've not really been doing anything, but all the other parties have fucked up big time so yeah...
personally I'm more for the party that is basically communistic, solely because of their green energy initiatives.
do you have a crush on a dane or something?
Denmark is a great country, I am proud to be a Dane.
User avatar #7904 to #7902 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
What did the other parties do
Well I don't have much to ask about Denmark, but if I ever start learning Danish and will need someone to help me with homework I know who to call.
Y-yes m-m-ikli
I'm joking, don't start spreading rumors. I'm not really into online dating thing, just a friendship thing ufeel?
#7906 to #7904 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
the leader of the opposing party have a shitton of tax troubles and travels he spent too much money on and such.
there was a case about our energy company getting sold to some bullshit, and it would ruin a lot of stuff, their supporting party of the current government split completely after having gotten super small, it's barely a party anymore.
the communist party has gone crazy ahead, most likely because nobody likes the two other options for socialism.

well I wouldn't mind teaching you some danish if you wanted that.

well I figured you were great friends or smth.
I usually tend to stay away from spreading rumors, especially that type, I wouldn't want people doing the same to me.
I am into online dating, seeing as I don't talk to people anywhere but online.
User avatar #7908 to #7906 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Also what's your petname since the username is 2fucking long
#7910 to #7908 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oh yeah, I never introduced myself.
the Name's Casper Alexander H. Poulsen 21 years of age.
you can call me Alex, Xander, Fishy or whatever other sort of name you feel like.

I miss my first account...
#7918 to #7910 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
I will call you Xander it sounds the most unique

Lol did you lose it in a rolling game

Also that reminds me rip Panacea my blue named account
#7921 to #7918 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
thanks, I like that one the most too.
kind of difficult to introduce myself as Xander irl though, since everyone calls me Casper before I get a chance at that.

yeah I remember it clearly "ITT: roll 1, if 0 you delete your account"...

Panacea? never saw that account around, but I guess you've been here for a while in that case.
User avatar #7907 to #7906 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Haha, losers. I wonder if they'll suddenly become more strict to the immigrants when/if they win.

Yes, it's on my checklisst after sign language and no hate pls Swedish
People asked us if we were dating tfw.
Oh yeah I got you.
#7909 to #7907 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
oh they will, there's been cases with muslims going on crusades or some shit.
we are talking Danes 16-20 years of age that go and get killed in their "home countries" without ever having lived there because of religious cults forming in Daneland.

why are you so into languages?
well just learn Danish, then drink some danish quality beer and you will have achieved swedish, no need to try.

aww, that's so sweet.
I did try some actual people dating sites, but they all cost a shit ton of money, and I am not really fond of them having filters, I can't imagine any girl going like "oh a boy is supposed to be under this weight, because anyone above that weight is overly obese."

not that I'm in my prime when it comes to my weight, but I don't think it looks all that bad and stuff.
User avatar #7917 to #7909 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
O ya I wanted to ask aren't Muslims a little homophobic and Denmark loves gays. How does that work out

Because I'm bored and introverted. Yeah.

Fj is like a dating site too once you get used to it. Sooo, did you find at least someone there? ;") And idk, my only physical obligation is height I think.

I mean if you like it then it's okay.
User avatar #7922 to #7917 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean with physical obligation?
#7919 to #7917 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
well the first assault like scenario I was in was back when I was into emo/scene
it was my first trip to the capital alone too, a muslim, probably in his late 20's comes up to me "yo, are you gay or something?"
I respond faster than I can think "no, are you?"
reasoning immediately after that I find it fair to ask since he asked me.
he gets super angry, empties a bottle of water in my face, to which I respond "thanks, I was thirsty anyway"
he pulls his arm back prepping a punch before he got stopped by his friend, I don't know if bystanders were looking or something since he stopped.

in general people are like "yo that guy is gay btw" when you mention their name, it's kind of odd, but besides that we are pretty homo friendly.

ah, that's a bit amusing, personally I could never invest that much time in language again, english was plenty...

hmm, I guess, sorta?
there's way more girls than I thought back when I joined at least, I tend to talk better with females in the first place, so it's a nice thing for me to be able to make friends with some, can't say I found anyone here though.
they either back stabbed me brutally or had a girl/boyfriend.
the one time that wasn't the case I pushed them away and we've not really been talking that well since.
that aside I've been pretty close to a few guys, I made a mistake with the most recent one and ended up saying yes to a relationship I didn't want to take part in...
the only one of those guys I still talk to is cloy, since the feelings were never mutual.

hmm, I'd love to get back at the weight I was at a year ago, and I'd love even more to lose another 5-10 kg after that.
User avatar #7915 to #7909 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
It's aight
I'm not that much on FJ anymore anyways
I got a social life to attend to nowadays, so I don't have as much time for internet as I used to.
Getting kicked off friendly was probably a good thing
User avatar #7920 to #7915 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
rip forever hero
#7916 to #7915 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah I figured that's how it'd turn out.
well that's good to hear.
User avatar #7913 to #7909 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
The text ends on Sunday though, was only for 7 days
but yeh it's been a while
User avatar #7914 to #7913 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
what a shame.
must be rough not to be a part of the circlejerk anymore.
#7911 to #7909 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Hello friend, I couldn't help but notice you were commenting on this profile
User avatar #7912 to #7911 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
damn that's a nice text colour.

it's been ages wally
User avatar #7849 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #7851 to #7849 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
#1640405 - vincento ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
Okay I'm done
If I didn't delete you congratulations on being special

also lol u nerd
User avatar #7865 to #7864 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #7867 to #7865 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
yes and you're not even from friendly
be proud
User avatar #7873 to #7867 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
already removed from 3 or 4 people's friends and blocked by one
User avatar #7874 to #7873 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah that NSFW post is the reason I disabled content notifications
why doesn't admin MM us about THIS kind of stuff
User avatar #7875 to #7874 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
this feature should NOT send out alerts to friends when you comment on a user's profile, since a lot use profiles for more private one on one chats
User avatar #7878 to #7875 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
but it's more fun that way
User avatar #7853 to #7852 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
what do u mean wot
what did you mean by 'don't' then
#7854 to #7853 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
I meant to give you a notification
User avatar #7855 to #7854 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #7859 to #7855 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
i am nothing
User avatar #7858 to #7855 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
i have nothing
User avatar #7857 to #7855 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
i thought you said i was special
User avatar #7861 to #7857 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
get fucked you stupid weeaboo faggot
User avatar #7856 to #7855 - abstractpink (06/27/2014) [-]
why are you doing this to me
#7862 to #7856 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #7869 to #7863 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
ty ty
User avatar #7868 to #7863 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
but accept tho!
User avatar #7841 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
"Today: Your friend vincento has commented content Friendly"

nigger what
#7842 to #7841 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
W-wow, I didn't know you liked stalking me THAT much
User avatar #7843 to #7842 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
dude what

why am I getting this notification?
#7844 to #7843 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
new notifications, addy needs to get even MORE page views
You can disable in options
but don't
it says when people comment on profiles too
User avatar #7845 to #7844 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
This could end very badly.

I don't want people to know every time I make a comment
User avatar #7846 to #7845 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah same
delete friends
that's what I did but mostly to not get any extra notifications
User avatar #7847 to #7846 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I already have very few friends dammit
only 50-something
User avatar #7848 to #7847 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
38 after clean up
get down on my level
User avatar #7839 to #7838 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
Your friend inquisition has commented content Hot Gay Transsexual Men

Ya you can turn it off
and don't forget to thank admin for his new blessing
User avatar #7840 to #7839 - inquisition (06/27/2014) [-]
ty based admin
User avatar #7833 - llilium (06/27/2014) [-]
Today: Your friend vincento has commented content Friendly

#7834 to #7833 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
ya same
turn off the option yo
User avatar #7835 to #7834 - llilium (06/27/2014) [-]
when and why did this happen?
User avatar #7836 to #7835 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
4 minute ago
User avatar #7837 to #7836 - llilium (06/27/2014) [-]
admin needs to stop being retarded already
User avatar #7831 - mranldestroyer (06/27/2014) [-]
lol gay
#7829 - elricbros (06/27/2014) [-]
I remember now.
I was going to tell you something.
Play Earthbound.
User avatar #7830 to #7829 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
oh yea I know about it
isn't it just for nintendo tho? If you want to play all 3 parts?
User avatar #7903 to #7830 - elricbros (06/27/2014) [-]
Emulate it, it's not that hard.
User avatar #7905 to #7903 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
when I get laptop then ya
User avatar #7940 to #7905 - elricbros (06/27/2014) [-]
just started playing yumme nikki seriously finally
and it is based a lot of earthbound
User avatar #7942 to #7940 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
uuuuughhhh, I wanna play already
I heard the same about LSD dream
#7944 to #7942 - elricbros (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah that ps1 game
it's not beatable though
only the japanese could think up this eerie pixelated genre, I'm surprised nobody gave it a name
also, if you have an android phone or jailbroken ios device you should be able to play it
User avatar #7947 to #7944 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
it's usually called psychological horror games, most of the times
i don't, I wanted to save some money for good phone, but I need to buy laptop first now! : ((((
#7949 to #7947 - elricbros (06/27/2014) [-]
How are you on FJ then?
User avatar #7819 - undeaddog (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #7821 to #7820 - undeaddog (06/24/2014) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #7822 to #7821 - vincento (06/24/2014) [-]
am good, ben sleeping most of the day
need to go check my eyesight, 2scared tho B(
User avatar #7823 to #7822 - undeaddog (06/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you won't get glasses thicker than mine.
#7824 to #7823 - vincento (06/24/2014) [-]
probs but it's still spooky/ I had negative 5 last year
i need to force someone to go with me for moral support
User avatar #7825 to #7824 - undeaddog (06/24/2014) [-]
Would if I could
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