I will ******* end you

*tackles you, pins, and forces a basket of cupcakes down your throat till you get fat*

australians don't have dessert pies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie_(AustraliaandNew_Zealand) If I were to throw am edible pie at you, your face would burn into puff pastry. you would literally turn into a pie. don't ******* mess with me. I will hogtie you and throw snakes at you while slowly feeding your bloody half corpse into a crocodile.

i can bake
so you'll be force fed my tasty sweet cupcakes burning down your throat into your belly

I will murder you

*covers your hand in lube then inserts it into your butt*

umm... lets revert back to a previous topic

*rips off my shirt and moves towards you*

COME TO ME BILL
dont be afraid...ill be gentle with your butt

*konrad tries to penetrate*
*bill had secretly stashed pie in hit butt beforehand*
*konrad's penis is disintegrated*
*his balls explode*
*bill throws a pan of pie baking grease at his chest*
*www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38 happens to konrad from overexposure to pie*
*bill wins and eats a beef pie with barbecue sauce*

seen that before

still think it sucks usa thinks a simple political apology makes up for them doing that to japan

y

because i need them with great need
please

I once put my hand on a man's shoulder as he used the urinal. I just stood behind him as he tried to cover his junk and shake his shoulder

bill likes to stand behind men when they have their dicks out?

that's what you get when you flip bill the bird for no reason

k

hello, megan

*climbs up the jade palace steps to be chosen as the dragon warrior*

*dresses Billy up in pseudo-chinese Dragon warrior armour*

I was referencing the film kungfu panda in which the protagonist's name is Poe and you mispelled pokes

*prods Bill's belly* yeah youre fat enough to be a panda

איר מיעס נאַריש פעט ינסאַלאַנט דרעק סטיינד דיקקוואַד פוקקפאַסע קונטנוגגעט אַסשאַט , וואָס די באַרען האט איר נאָר פאַקינג זאָגן וועגן מיר , איר קליין הור ? איך וועט האָבן איר וויסן איך גראַדזשאַווייטיד שפּיץ פון מיין קלאַס אין די נאַווי סתימות, און איך 'ווע געווארן ינוואַלווד אין סך סוד ריידז אויף על - קוואַעדאַ , און איך האָבן איבער 300 באשטעטיקט קילז . איך בין טריינד אין גאָריללאַ וואָרפער און איך בין די שפּיץ סנייפּער אין די גאנצע יו. עס. אַרמד פאָרסעס. איר זענען גאָרנישט צו מיר אָבער נאָר אן אנדער ציל . איך וועל ווישן איר די פאַק אויס מיט פּינטלעכקייַט די לייקס פון וואָס האט קיינמאָל געווען געזען פריער אויף דעם ערד, מארק מיין פאַקינג ווערטער. איר טראַכטן איר קענען באַקומען אַוועק מיט זאגן אַז דרעק צו מיר איבער די אינטערנעט ? מיינט ווידער, קורעווניק . ווי מיר רעדן איך בין קאַנטאַקטינג מיין סוד נעץ פון ספּיעס אַריבער די USA און דיין יפּ איז זייַענדיק טרייסט רעכט איצט אַזוי איר בעסער צוגרייטן פֿאַר די שטורעם , מאָד . די שטורעם אַז ווייפּס אויס די פּאַטעטיק קליין זאַך איר רופן דיין לעבן. איר ניטאָ פאַקינג טויט, קינד . איך קענען זיין ערגעץ, עניטיים , און איך קענען טייטן איר אין איבער זיבן הונדערט וועגן , און אַז ס נאָר מיט מיין נאַקעט הענט. ניט בלויז בין איך יקסטענסיוולי טריינד אין אַנאַרמד קאַמבאַט , אָבער איך האָבן צוטריט צו די גאנצע אַרסענאַל פון די פאַרייניקטע שטאַטן מאַרינע קאָר און איך וועל נוצן עס צו זייַן פול מאָס צו ווישן דיין צאָרעדיק טאָכעס אַוועק די פּנים פון די קאָנטינענט , איר קליין דרעק . אויב נאָר איר קען האָבן באקאנט וואָס אַנכאָולי נעקאָמע דיין ביסל " קלוג " באַמערקונג איז געווען וועגן צו ברענגען אַראָפּ אויף איר , אפֿשר איר וואָלט האָבן געהאלטן דיין פאַקינג צונג. אבער איר קען ניט , איר האט ניט , און איצט איר ניטאָ פּייינג די פּרייַז , איר גאַדדאַם ידיאָט . איך וועל דרעק צאָרן אַלע איבער איר און איר וועט דערטרינקען אין אים. איר ניטאָ פאַקינג טויט, קידדאָ

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IF YOU CAN!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

that meme is so old, it witnessed the declaration of independance

it witnessed the birth of buddha

*puts you in US marine combat gear and drops you in the middle east to fight*

*discretely murders other US soldiers in squad and is given medal of honour and victoria cross for bravery after being the only one to return alive. spends next year in a comfortable free rehabilitation home where I use my remorse and self hate to account ptsd and live with good free medical treatment all because I was both a US and Australian soldier*

teamkiller!!!!!!

*continues sleeping with stick induced flesh wounds*

*grabs the mattress, drags outside,. and lets the neighborhood see Bill sleeping in his boxers*

*soccermom yells at the unconscious probably from blood loss or from being dragged down the stairs bill and calls the police. konrad's fingerprints are found on bill's ass*

not just fingerprints

so, what was it that you wanted?

just missed chatting with you Clinton....

what's your favourite myhtoloical creature?

Medusa
yours?

THE MOTHER SODOMIZING HYDRA
THIS ****** CAN ******* GROW BACK DECAPITATED HEADS
THIS ****** CAN BREATH FIRE
THIS ****** CAN CUT ROCKS WITH IT'S MOUTH
THIS ****** HAS UNLIMITED BRAINS
THIS ****** CAN TAKE ON DRAGONS ANY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK
THIS ****** CAN'T ******* DIE BY THE SWORD
THIS ****** NEED DIVINE INTERVENTION TO DIE

...and on that day, Bill revealed he is of Alpha Legion
one of the many heads of the hydra

Is your name really konrad?

yes, why

can you guess what mine is?

William?

that's just what my birth certificate says. but everyone just calls me bill.
except for OBAMA

we need the KKK to lynch that monkey in the white house

I actually don't have a problem with obama. in fact, I'm not even an american citizen. I'm australian

in a land where everything exists to ******* kill you

so hardcore

what time is it in your area?

It's 10:40 pm tuesday here

currently 1240 am and im off to bed

there's a reason we had a slightly smaller genocide of the natives, and it's because they weren't the only enemy.

Apeman: cant see them in the dark
crocs: cant see them under water
snakes: cant see them under the leaves on the ground
spiders: ******* are everywhere

holy cheeseballs

I have as much fj points as I have dollars. what do fj points do?

well only good if you buy items from the FJ auction house, otherwise useless

can i haz yours plox

sure

sent you a trade request

I do not have enough for the last request

sent a new one

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!

dont roll me

i didnt roll u

ikno

then dnt look at me like dat

Will you be my friend?

I said Friend not *********

**konradkurze rolled user ocanom **

**** this person (or be ****** by them) and ill add you as a friend

will you be my friend yet?!!!?!?!?

OCANOM<==========================================================8BILL

what exactly did crazyolitis say to you?

he said youre sorry and were just kidding around, please unban you

you forgot to add a comment in after the you in you're


also, what did he say, Exactly

Hey man, hellomynameisbill says he's sorry for his comment. He was just trying to make a joke. He says you blocked him...?

Eh, Just unblock him. If he's being a faggot again, just reblock them.

as a gift of reconciliation, I will give you an entertaining website

didyouknowblog.com

fag

**konradkurze rolled user notapotato **

call me a fag huh
the person rolled will rape you tonight

are you enjoying that website



ARE YOU ENJOYING THAT WEBSITE!

So I, uh, guess I gotta rape you.
Lube up

how about we 69. that way, we don't have to look eachother in the eye, and our anusses don't get destroyed.also, I won't give you aids

mfw i liked the site so much i raped you myself

The joker once cut his face off and nailed it to a wall, only to then staple it to his face and use a belt to strap it on.


he got a fly infestation on his face

imagine me ******* you n the butt and you have to look me in the eye with my face falling off

.....now try getting that image out of your head

oh god, that would be beautiful

here
ill rip my face off bit by bit and make you watch

aaandd. I have ejaculated

heres your new badge

please don't take my satirical antics seriously.

no homo

?

I was just trying to be humourous. didn't mean to actually offend you

well just been a bad day

had 2 complete assholes bleating at me all day and 30-40 kids redthumbing alot on the butthurt bandwagon....thought you grabbed a seat on that wagon

I've honestly never felt so popular. first phan, then twi, then miia, then a death threat. this is just great

I believe that I have to kill you now or something though.

what can be said
theres so many cool Bills in the world
you gotta love them

I appreciate that, friend

have a BillThumb

have another

a stranger with a similar interest in pornography as you

I've never felt so loved

this is the most attention i've received since my birth

**twi rolled user nimithecat **

Hey there Twi, what's good my nig-nig?w

oh there's twi

What?

hellomynameisbill

But your name is Dan

hellomynameisdan

so phan, why are you rollin' my page? I don't mind, but i don't see why you're doing it