To whom is knocking at my door

dick butt whom

Dick+Butt
youre the slut
in comes the train
prepare for buttpain

What?

k

I wasn't bready for this many pictures

how long is your coloured text gonna last?

idk, i posted a couple good OC's back in january when addy set color for 3 months each and the 3 OC gave me 9 months of color total.....and looks like it isnt wearing off

addy might turn out to be a cool dude and have forgotten to turn it off.

If that's the case, could I have some of your text items?

i dont think you can trade those

let's test that

Check again, ************

was good while it lasted

step 1: know a lot of different pasta
step 2: know a lot of synonyms for scary
step 3: find content corresponding to your knowledge
step 4: do the thing

Thank you, oh great one.

one great tactic I use is watching a lot of Hell's Kitchen

Haha yeah, Gordon Ramsay is the best

can I have my legs back?

Your request has been processed and you can pick them up at central processing.

It's a blue B

That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

Well **** you too mate. I decided to go with storm bolter and power sword for my new sarge.

thats so vanilla guy,

gaaaaaay

here
have a girl with a nose boner

Eww

But so very useful.

at least go power AXE for a better look

I actually would, but I don't have any spare axes

you suck

And swallow

you better

But you better give me a reach around.

I BET YOURE THE KINDA GUY WHO'D **** A PERSON IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAM COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND

I'm not on trial here. And even I was, I have people who will testify that your claim is false

Dutch oven time.

*crawls into your bed, farts a nuclear hurricane under the covers, then pushes you under there to enjoy the fragrance*

That's my fetish

you enjoy something that smells like a dead egyptian mummy?

Actually they probably don't even smell that bad.

theyre my farts and I think they smell that bad

Wuss

< toilet after i use

why can't I party?

because too much excitement is not good for an old guy like you billy

you're 30

*sits you in your rocking chair on the front porch*

there there old Bill, just have your whiskey and relax

dude, I'm nearly half your age

so youre old and im older
youre still old

yes it is

because I'm extravagant as ****

herro?

Sorry I didn't see this. No reason

yes, why?

how do you see all of one's comments? I can only see latest comments

should be able to click the pages of peoples comments on their profiles

can you do it?

not working

k

It's raining tigers and wolves where I live

thats okay, ill wait im the rain till you come out
snipers are patient

*climbs into attic with nailgun*
*stethoscopes ceiling insulation*
*fires upward*
*shoots konrad and fixes roof at the same time*

ah ****

*rolls of roof ans lands on bills car*

theres a dent

I don't drive.
*konrad falls on bill's bicycle and breaks his back*

guess i have to train up to be a badass cripple like family guy Joe

how long has bonnie been pregnant? like 13 seasons?

wait, didnt she have her kid in season 7-8?

Is the kid alive?