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User avatar #903 - ayumu (08/17/2015) [-]
do you still play league
i assume yes
User avatar #904 to #903 - cactaur (08/17/2015) [-]
very very little :c
User avatar #905 to #904 - ayumu (08/17/2015) [-]
well
do you want me to send you a mystery skin? i still owe you one from forever ago
User avatar #906 to #905 - cactaur (08/17/2015) [-]
Nah, it's good.
User avatar #900 - fuckingtrolls (08/15/2015) [-]
centaurs are my fetish
User avatar #901 to #900 - cactaur (08/15/2015) [-]
Saytress are mine.
User avatar #996 to #901 - cactaur (10/16/2015) [-]
I need you to tell me how ******* good my commissions are, ok? I'm the one who buys it and know how good it is.

When other people look for artists, they get **** . I get the high-priced, expensive stuff because when I fap to goat porn, I want to enjoy it.

And you want to know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the goat porn I commissioned. It's the futanari goats in my notifications.

nononono, I don't want you thinking about anything. I want to ask you a question. When you notified me, did you see a sign on my profile that said "contact if you find futa goats?"

Did You Notice A Sign On My Profile That Said, "Contact If You Find Futa Goats?"

You know why you didn't see that sign?

'CAUSE IT AIN'T THERE 'CAUSE FUTA GOATS AIN'T MY ******* BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!
User avatar #893 - grump (08/14/2015) [-]
'Ey, boy. You got a 360?
User avatar #894 to #893 - cactaur (08/14/2015) [-]
xbone
#895 to #894 - grump (08/14/2015) [-]
:^(

I only bought this thing because its games are relatively cheap. Ace Combat 6, DOA 4, Fable II, Lost Odyssey, superior version of RDR and all the Japanese Shmups.

Oh well. I guess now is as good a time as ever to pick up last-gen consoles. All games are having their prices dropped exceptionally and there were lots of gems that I miss out on.

Will be picking up a PS3 in about a month or so.
User avatar #897 to #895 - cactaur (08/14/2015) [-]
Was thinking of getting a ps3 so I can get the kingdome hearts 2 remix but I've heard that they will probably bring that along with 3 to the PS4. So I'm just gonna get that.
User avatar #898 to #897 - grump (08/14/2015) [-]
Where did you hear that? Sounds interesting.

But the PS4 hasn't amassed enough titles that I want to warrant a purchase. Bloodborne and Yakuza 0 are the only games on the system that have piqued my interest.
User avatar #899 to #898 - cactaur (08/14/2015) [-]
from another user here. If it isn't true, whatever. I'm in no big rush to get the console anyways.
User avatar #896 to #895 - grump (08/14/2015) [-]
missed out on*
User avatar #890 - mrpeep (08/09/2015) [-]
Oi m8, do you still have me on your 3DS friends list? It turns out we both have to add each other in order to register as friends. At least, I think that's how it is. The whole friend system is half-baked
User avatar #891 to #890 - cactaur (08/09/2015) [-]
ah, alright. It's 4098-3020-8836
User avatar #892 to #891 - mrpeep (08/09/2015) [-]
Yep. You need to register it too.

2552-4140-9210
User avatar #887 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
You won't get rid of me tho.
User avatar #885 - countmorgan (08/02/2015) [-]
Howdy .3.
Wanted to know your thoughts on league,
you still playing? If so who do you enjoy playing? and possibly your rank?
User avatar #886 to #885 - cactaur (08/02/2015) [-]
Not for awhile. Stopped late last year because I wanted to focus on the new WoW expansion. Probably going to pick it back up again.
User avatar #882 - nought (07/31/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #883 to #882 - cactaur (07/31/2015) [-]
ayy go **** yourself
User avatar #884 to #883 - nought (07/31/2015) [-]
#rood
User avatar #879 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Your **** stuff is fantastic. Keep up the good work.
User avatar #875 - mrpeep (07/24/2015) [-]
>STILL no cuck on my friend list. :'^(

Anyway- it turns out that my father is sending money my way, so I'm looking to buy new 3DS games. After working out how much I want to spend on eShop exclusives - indies, VC, Senran Kagura - I am left with $40. I want to get the most bang for my buck, and the 3DS boasts four sim games that have piqued my interest: Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Fantasy Life, Rune Factory 4, and Story of Seasons. All three give me well over a hundred hours of playtime.

Do you have experience with any of the titles listed? If so, which would you recommend I purchase?
User avatar #877 to #875 - cactaur (07/25/2015) [-]
Well, animal Crossing: New leaf was the only one I played for a good month. Fantasy Life and Rune Factory 4 didn't really click for me. Don't know anything about Story of Seasons.
User avatar #878 to #877 - mrpeep (07/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for the help, m8. I'mma most likely go with AC.
User avatar #876 to #875 - mrpeep (07/24/2015) [-]
Also you're free to recommend any games similar to the ones I listed. DS library included.
#859 - falanvaul (07/23/2015) [-]
Hello dood.
User avatar #861 to #860 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #862 to #861 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
well, just got a full-time position at a school cafeteria. Not what I expected to see myself in but I need the money and I can't look past the health benefits. So I got that going for me, you?
User avatar #863 to #862 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm heading up to my college tomorrow to sign up for my classes for Radiography. So I will be hella busy soon.

Also, I'm curious. Futa just isn't your thing right? Is that why you set out for the whole "No horse dong Soraka" Thing?
#864 to #863 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
Good luck with that.

For the most part, yeah. There just isn't enough good quality porn of Soraka without a 2 foot long horse schlong attached to her.
#865 to #864 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
I will admit, I'm a bit sick of seeing just Soraka horse dong pictures. I love futa all in all, but every now and then I like normal stuff.
User avatar #866 to #865 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
I hope to at least give the non-futa goat fans something to fap to.

User avatar #867 to #866 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
How much have you sunk into this?
User avatar #868 to #867 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
**** , like, at least $400. I've been a little careless and somewhat a knee-jerk buyer.

That first picture with Alistar cost me $175. Promised myself I wouldn't do that again. The last few pictures have been under $100 each with the last costing $80.

I got plans for another commission with DevilHS involving a Soraka pin-up in a french maids outfit but I need to pay for college so it probably won't come out until either fall or winter.
User avatar #869 to #868 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
Jesus dude. Still, getting Sparrow for your first commish is amazing.
User avatar #870 to #869 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
Actually I just did the numbers and it was roughly $370. But, yeah, that is still a lot of money.


And I also agree, I do like Sparrows art. I might hire him again but I will make real sure not to spend that much like last time.
User avatar #871 to #870 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
You and I both know you're probably going to anyway. I should probably try an get a commish from someone. I wouldn't mind seeing Better soraka futa stuff, cause there is so much bad it's not even funny, but I wouldn't mind seeing variations.
#872 to #871 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
guh futa


just make sure you look though A LOT of artists artwork and look at their commission pricing. There are some good artist out there that price very reasonably.

**** , one reason I hate AKA6 so much is because he makes such good art for such a low price but flat out refuses to do non-futa raka. His last piece was for $30.
#873 to #872 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
Wait are you serious? He flat out refused to do it?

Hey man, to each there own right? I'm not gonna do what you do and like, completely FLOOD more Futa Raka, I just want one good picture out there. Don't get me wrong, there are some good ones. Still, To please you, if I do eventually do it, I'd make sure there was a non-futa version done for you as well.
User avatar #874 to #873 - cactaur (07/24/2015) [-]
Yep, his reasoning was "it's the principle of the matter." I have A suspicion that it's in lesser part with people editing his Soraka pictures to remove the futa bit. So he want's to take a jab at fans of that stuff. Don't know if it's entirely true from what I got from him but he's free to not do a certain thing. Just as I am free not to support him or his work.

As for the favor, don't do things to appease others when you make commissions alright? My first commission was all for me and it ended up with a lot of other people liking it. My later commission though didn't get that good of a reception because they are pretty tame in comparison. I wanted to make a few things so that other people who didn't like the more extreme stuff could also enjoy soraka.

So take it from me, just do things that YOU would like. If other people like it, awesome. If not, wasn't for them in the first place. So when you make that commission, put my needs in the back seat. If the angle is convenient and you don't mind throwing an extra $5 bucks at it then go ahead. Just make sure having a non-futa variation is end of the priority and not the top if it even makes it.


holy **** , this came out long.
User avatar #852 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
5215-2904-2417.
User avatar #854 to #853 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
Friend code. Pls add.
User avatar #855 to #854 - cactaur (07/22/2015) [-]
steam?
User avatar #856 to #855 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
3DS.
User avatar #843 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
So without looking at the porn. For now
Does the spacegoat have a cock?
#844 to #843 - cactaur (07/18/2015) [-]
she does not have a cock.

But people love to slap one on her because banana pun.
User avatar #845 to #844 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Where does the hole banana pun even come from? I only played her 2-3 times in the game
#846 to #845 - cactaur (07/18/2015) [-]
The joke she says is "Yes, that was a banana. *giggles* No one expects the banana."
There's also another joke she says. "yes, that is a horn. No, I'm not happy to see you."
I feel like that also helps solidify the joke.

From those few things the damnable futanari community slapped a horsecock on her **************** . It got so bad I ended up throwing money at it just so I can actually fap to some decent, good quality of Soraka without her having some 2 foot long horse cock. Think i've already dumped $300 into this. Plan to dump more.
User avatar #847 to #846 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Well i think if it was only the first one. it wouldn't have been so bad. the second one is the one i am so impressed by that they made that joke. I mean. the internet is here for a reason. It is like splatoon you know porn will be made from it.


Well i am not a person to judge about what he/she spends her money on. I myself have wasted it on video games. have 210 games and that is just on steam. haven't played 50% of them.

Being fair if there was any girl in the LoL world that would/could need a cock then it would be her.

Do you play her a lot in LoL?
User avatar #848 to #847 - cactaur (07/18/2015) [-]
"Being fair if there was any girl in the LoL world that would/could need a cock then it would be her. "

Degenerate.


I played her nonstop before putting the game to the side when I started to play Warlords of Draenor last year during the winter. Thinking about coming back now that Blizzard have completely destroyed any hopes of seeing a fully fleshed out Draenor.
User avatar #849 to #848 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Alright sorry, didn't mean it like that. I am a bit used to her having it so in my mind it would make sense for her to have it.


Back to the goat and give them some banana's

Was she the only one you used?
User avatar #850 to #849 - cactaur (07/18/2015) [-]
"Alright sorry, didn't mean it like that. I am a bit used to her having it so in my mind it would make sense for her to have it."

Damn Futanari Draenei all over again. Guess it can't be helped.


I played a variety of champions but Soraka, Karma, and Leona were the ones I played the most.
Kinda hoping Riot makes a female Ionian tank so i can have some sort of Ionia trifecta going on here.
User avatar #851 to #850 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
But now i know. for next time.


Well i doubt they will make 1 again if they already have 1. But they might. I most of the time play morgana.
User avatar #841 - ayumu (07/12/2015) [-]
You should like
Stop commissioning porn

I think you have an addiction
#842 to #841 - cactaur (07/12/2015) [-]
but I've only done 3. Well, 4 now. I'm probably going to post it today if I don't hear anything from the story writer tonight.
#840 - notred ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Use this to wash away the lewd stains in your socks.
#838 - murphyslawtesties (07/05/2015) [-]
Supplying dope dick
#915 to #838 - thepastamaypwnyou (08/19/2015) [-]
"That moment when youre ready to fap, but the music is too damn good."
#839 to #838 - cactaur (07/05/2015) [-]
well, alright then.
User avatar #828 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
one of these days it will happen
and when it does i am writing a damn eulogy of how hard i rode that healers ass
User avatar #811 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
how are your fridays?
User avatar #829 to #811 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
i do his ass on fridays, he's lying
User avatar #830 to #829 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
it's too late. I own his butt on fridays now.

I have a contract in writing
User avatar #831 to #830 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
ill swaddle that cute little printing paper you paid extra for and make paper mache out of cactuars ass
User avatar #832 to #831 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
multiple copies, bitch
User avatar #833 to #832 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
good, i wanted to practice my cock origami
i want to see how fast i can make swans inside cocktaurs soft mouth
User avatar #834 to #833 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
jesus christ man
User avatar #835 to #834 - nelliel (06/20/2015) [-]
i am a ******* artist
i won't stop til i die in a gutter like poe
User avatar #812 to #811 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
I usually don't do anything on Fridays.
User avatar #813 to #812 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
at nine PM my time. it's 8:35 pm right now
User avatar #814 to #813 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
Hey, same time zone.
User avatar #815 to #814 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
my pathfinder group needs a healer
User avatar #816 to #815 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm game.
User avatar #817 to #816 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
gibbe de skype b0ss
User avatar #818 to #817 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
At work right now
User avatar #819 to #818 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
aight. let me know when you're free
User avatar #820 to #819 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
Still new to skype. What information do I need to give?
User avatar #821 to #820 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
your sign in name so I can add you
User avatar #822 to #821 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
movin_targ3t
User avatar #823 to #822 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
sent
User avatar #824 to #823 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
Not receiving anything. Send me yours?
User avatar #825 to #824 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
order of lycaon. _ in the spaces, no period
User avatar #826 to #825 - cactaur (06/19/2015) [-]
At college right now, should be back around 10 or so then we can finish my character sheet.
User avatar #827 to #826 - dndxplain (06/19/2015) [-]
alrighty
#806 - raeptiemx (06/18/2015) [-]
you didn't come by my place....I'm very dissapoint
#807 to #806 - cactaur (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm not the one that was supposed to be ridden anyways.
User avatar #808 to #807 - raeptiemx (06/18/2015) [-]
soo..no sex
friendzoned again
User avatar #804 - dndxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
goatpussy
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