a list of users whose birthdays are today (i.e. the day you visit the birthday page)

Could we please have something to disable comments when anons reply?

I've unticked show anonymous comments but I'm still getting notifications from them.

I know I can easily ignore it but it still annoys me that there isn't an option for it, not to insult you but it is a little bit lazy.

imgur.com/Onp9ns3 This was flagged by a MODERATOR and I'm getting IP banned for 12 hours for it.
It is literally 2 black and white circles with dots in them with a shittily drawn pear underneath.
I've had 3 friends get PERMABANS for things exactly like this.

So here's my suggestion: DJ 4DM1N, moderators, de analize your thick skulls PLEASE, and realize on a site where there's dick drawings everywhere and gore and other nasty shit that can be found, realize that a black and white drawing that me and others have made that took 20 seconds in the pixlr editor is NOT worth a ban, let alone a PERMANENT one. It is not porn. there is no genitalia whatsoever. yea, i fucking get it, ir represents a pair of tits, that doesn't mean its NSFW. its a shitty fucking drawing that has absolutely no vulgarity for the people of this site. it is the most fucked up anal policy you guys have had for a long time. if its a hentai drawing, it's porn. if it's a real life pic of tits or vagoo, its a ban. if its CP, permaban that fucker. but if its the equivalent of a 2d 10 second dick drawing, which has no offense to ANYONE, including yourelves on the site, if it's just a quarter assed representation of barely recognizable boobs that consist of a shittily drawn cicle with dots, IT. IS. NOT. PERMABAN. WORTHY. PORN. get that through your fucking skulls. real tits are porn, drawn hentai tits are porn, CP is illegal porn, but circles with dots is NOT FUCKING PORN. SIMPLE.
--gary

>The ability to disable smilies from automatically appearing in comments. Using colons/semicolons is a nightmare now.

> Check boxes next to names on your friends list in the friends interface, so you can remove more than one at a time, without removing all of them at once.

^^^
see those smug mother fuckers? We need to get rid of them.

Ban my account for one week for exchange for colored text to a random user please?

Bragging board.

I need to make others feel bad about their lives.

If someone uses the "post as anonymous" button or logs out then in (in a quick succession) they should have a small limit on how long before they're allowed to thumb again.

Blocking a user should also hide all their comments, the way unchecking "show anon comments" hides all anon comments.

Smileys should be effected by the [big][big] and [small] functions.

Just make them a little bit larger or smaller.

Because this just looks stupid [small]

Site-wide or boards only spoilers.
For example:

[spoiler] [spoiler]

can we get spoiler tags?

let us be able to hide items again

Take anonymous posting off of items board
Anons are tearing everyone apart

Can we get the ability to sticky comments on our content, I need it really bad at the moment

Can we please remove the thumb system in the politics board?
People are getting thumbed down because they have an unpopular opinion and it's ruining the environment for debate.