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Comments(358):
#277
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N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
The Chinese one varies depending on where it is. Being an expat in China I would know that Chinese bitches will fuck you on the first date and get prego just to escape China. After that you will never get laid again.
#239
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slapyousillyfoo (09/25/2010) [-]
actually, the last one is true. first, you find them through someone else. if someone describes them to you and you like them, then you set up a date. of course, the man's (or woman's) family joins you. and for some reason, middle eastern families seem to be like the duggars and have 984502 kids. they get to question you and offer you 6 entrees and if you are full they'll whip out another 4 entrees because they think its because you don't like it, not because you just had 10 lbs of food. so then you're about to barf when its over. and after both families have done this, THATS when you can ask for her hand in marriage. only the guy really does that last part though.
except if the person is black or you're gay, then you're fucked.
not lying
except if the person is black or you're gay, then you're fucked.
not lying
#241 to #239
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slapyousillyfoo (09/25/2010) [-]
OH and i forgot to say, this can all happen over the course of one week or less, and if you're american, wanting to marry a women in the middle east, or vice versa, you will most likely be shot before the wedding because middle easterners dislike americans with a passion.