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User avatar #279 - CiaranPM (09/25/2010) [-]
My girls Chinese... They statement in the pic us so not true LOL.
#278 - CrankDatBatman (09/25/2010) [-]
What about the Japsicans
#277 - N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
The Chinese one varies depending on where it is. Being an expat in China I would know that Chinese bitches will fuck you on the first date and get prego just to escape China. After that you will never get laid again.
User avatar #274 - DontshitwithGaston **User deleted account** (09/25/2010) [-]
Ah, to live in ireland
#271 - Greekkenyan (09/25/2010) [-]
Mine is irish/ italian. But there was no Greek women up there..
User avatar #270 - jakeyjakejake (09/25/2010) [-]
My girls Irish too.
#269 - N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
yall should make a german chick one
#275 to #269 - N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
First Date : She kills a Jew.
Second Date : You both kill Jews, she gives you the best sex you ever had.
Third Date : She wants to try kinky sex, ends up killing Jews instead.

U MAD?
User avatar #267 - GiftForYou (09/25/2010) [-]
you lucky devil
User avatar #266 - TheAmericadian (09/25/2010) [-]
I'm Italian and Irish. What does that mean?
User avatar #272 to #266 - disturbdplayer (09/25/2010) [-]
your italish.
im french irish so that makes me fresh(or irench)
#260 - dogeatspie (09/25/2010) [-]
in arab u get decapitated instead of shot
User avatar #258 - SurferBabe (09/25/2010) [-]
i ove being irish !! :) Xxx
User avatar #249 - DancingOddish (09/25/2010) [-]
aussie chicks?
#268 to #249 - doctorho (09/25/2010) [-]
1st date: you buy her shrimp on the barbie
2nd date: you buy her an even better dinner and you get to go "down under"
3rd date: WTF she's a kangaroo????
User avatar #255 to #249 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
have a shrimp on the barby for a first date
#246 - N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
what about brazilians? because thats what i iz
User avatar #245 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Dont you just love irish women?
User avatar #247 to #245 - blueghost (09/25/2010) [-]
you just copied another comment word for word
User avatar #250 to #247 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
wat i didnt know anyone said that
User avatar #254 to #250 - blueghost (09/25/2010) [-]
CallMeMak did, its comment #223, don't give me that bullshit, you definitely read that.
User avatar #257 to #254 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
no i didnt honest and btw even if he did im not gonna be a saddo and give out to someone just because i cant get a word in like u
#239 - slapyousillyfoo (09/25/2010) [-]
actually, the last one is true. first, you find them through someone else. if someone describes them to you and you like them, then you set up a date. of course, the man's (or woman's) family joins you. and for some reason, middle eastern families seem to be like the duggars and have 984502 kids. they get to question you and offer you 6 entrees and if you are full they'll whip out another 4 entrees because they think its because you don't like it, not because you just had 10 lbs of food. so then you're about to barf when its over. and after both families have done this, THATS when you can ask for her hand in marriage. only the guy really does that last part though.  
  
except if the person is black or you're gay, then you're fucked.  
  
not lying
actually, the last one is true. first, you find them through someone else. if someone describes them to you and you like them, then you set up a date. of course, the man's (or woman's) family joins you. and for some reason, middle eastern families seem to be like the duggars and have 984502 kids. they get to question you and offer you 6 entrees and if you are full they'll whip out another 4 entrees because they think its because you don't like it, not because you just had 10 lbs of food. so then you're about to barf when its over. and after both families have done this, THATS when you can ask for her hand in marriage. only the guy really does that last part though.

except if the person is black or you're gay, then you're fucked.

not lying
#241 to #239 - slapyousillyfoo (09/25/2010) [-]
OH and i forgot to say, this can all happen over the course of one week or less, and if you're american, wanting to marry a women in the middle east, or vice versa, you will most likely be shot before the wedding because middle easterners dislike americans with a passion.
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#237 - ShitsandGiggles (09/25/2010) [-]
Gowaaaaaan the Irish :D Baoichas le Cailini na hEireann :) Taimid Go hIontach!
User avatar #242 to #237 - IrishRose (09/25/2010) [-]
Sea, ta an Cailini na hEireann an-deas ar fad! xD
User avatar #251 to #242 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
broduil as a bheith Gaeilge agus broduil a bheith easca mna den sort sin
User avatar #273 to #251 - disturbdplayer (09/25/2010) [-]
babada boopy? bedaba babada boopy?
User avatar #383 to #273 - theJackal (09/25/2010) [-]
wat?
User avatar #391 to #383 - disturbdplayer (09/25/2010) [-]
its from family guy- when peter tries to speak italian
User avatar #404 to #391 - theJackal (10/02/2010) [-]
i know but dont really get whats the reference got to do with speakin irish
User avatar #405 to #404 - disturbdplayer (10/03/2010) [-]
irish is a language? and btw i thumbed you up
User avatar #406 to #405 - theJackal (10/04/2010) [-]
i know thnx
and yes it is
wat do u think language i was speakin eariler?
User avatar #407 to #406 - disturbdplayer (10/04/2010) [-]
italian- thats why i brought up the family guy reference
User avatar #408 to #407 - theJackal (10/04/2010) [-]
lol well i was speakin irish cuz i am irish lol
good refernce though
lol
like ur style
User avatar #409 to #408 - disturbdplayer (10/04/2010) [-]
im irish too-but im only half irish. and i had no idea irish was a language
User avatar #410 to #409 - theJackal (10/04/2010) [-]
ur from america arent u?
User avatar #411 to #410 - disturbdplayer (10/04/2010) [-]
ya. but im french/irish.
User avatar #412 to #411 - theJackal (10/04/2010) [-]
ya well im 100% irish and i knew u were from america since u didnt really know it was a language
but still its good that u learned
User avatar #413 to #412 - disturbdplayer (10/04/2010) [-]
well- now i know

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
G.I. JOE!!!!!!
User avatar #414 to #413 - theJackal (10/04/2010) [-]
or G.I JOSE
User avatar #236 - iFail (09/25/2010) [-]
Come to Scotland.

You might not get kissed, but you will certainly start fingering from about age 8 onwards.
#235 - StevieMaxis (09/25/2010) [-]
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#234 - N. Korean citizen (09/25/2010) [-]
proud to be an irish woman.
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