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User avatar #144 - gregthebobo (07/20/2010) [-]
sweet sweet irony how i love it
#148 to #144 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
How is this irony?
User avatar #149 to #148 - gregthebobo (07/20/2010) [-]
its one effect on one individual and an entirely other effect on the other individual times two...simply double entendre times two is 4 times the effect which equals 16 times the irony!!!!!!!!!!! Have you no humorous genorosity?
#150 to #149 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
That's not irony.
User avatar #152 to #150 - gregthebobo (07/20/2010) [-]
please provide a prime example of ironic situation within the fj parameters will you
User avatar #153 to #152 - gregthebobo (07/20/2010) [-]
honest injun...i just want to enjoy some creative banter
#154 to #153 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
It's ironic that some people rant about fj having too many rants on front page.
User avatar #156 to #154 - gregthebobo (07/20/2010) [-]
well done
#109 - NiggerMania **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Nigger please...
+3
#110 to #109 - iamjoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
LOL nice one. I got one:

One night Gary comes home at 2 AM so drunk that he could barely keep his balance. He heads upstairs to find his wife sound asleep, so he decides to crash right beside her. Before he knew it Gary was standing in front of the Pearly White gates, along with St. Peter himself. He told Gary that he died of alcohol poisoning, and given how Gary's first life was pretty short he would be given a second chance. Gary could either reincarnate as a hen or a dog. Gary, curious about what it would be like to give birth, chose the hen. Before he knew it Gary was whisked away to some rural farm, surrounded by a few of the other hens. A rooster approached him telling him that he was expecting children from what was once Gary...
#42 to #40 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Something slid out from underneath Gary the hen, he turned around to realize it was an egg! moments later Gary made a second egg, and a third. Gary began to like the idea of giving birth until his wife woke him up yelling "Good lord; GARY YOU'RE SHITTING IN THE BED!"
#68 to #42 - anonymous (07/19/2010) [-]
lmao must've had a shitty night.
#44 to #42 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Should had just left it as a stupid ending instead of adding more and making the joke FAIL
#45 to #44 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
That was a lil harsh I appologize
#43 to #40 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
I dont under stand the part with the rooser . . . At all
#160 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** 7 and I eat a live wasp
User avatar #167 to #160 - cooke (07/20/2010) [-]
do it anyway ya little arse hole
User avatar #77 - agking (07/20/2010) [-]
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Hello ladies
User avatar #78 to #77 - bunnymanlives (07/20/2010) [-]
Haha
User avatar #80 to #77 - Majestical (07/20/2010) [-]
Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me...
#81 to #80 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
...Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stops using lady scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me...
User avatar #83 to #81 - DrEvil (07/20/2010) [-]
...Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man can smell like...
#84 to #83 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
...What's in your hand, back at me, I have it...It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love...
User avatar #85 to #84 - LaserbeamShark (07/20/2010) [-]
...Look again...The tickets are now Diamonds...Anything's possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady, I'm on a horse...
#90 to #85 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
*Whistles* Do do do do do, do DO do~
#89 to #84 - towely **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
...now back to your man, now back to me, the tickets are now diamonds...
#79 to #77 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
aha, don't tell your girl that joke
User avatar #6 - SURFRENZY (07/19/2010) [-]
reminded me of wkuk
can you draw it
#177 - premium **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
:P
#221 - anonymous (07/21/2010) [-]
waaaooo some one's happines is another person's grief. lol
#219 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
Damn funny!!!!!!!!
#218 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
Damn!
#130 - zacfreak **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
what makes this funny is that's its true.
#145 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
This has been stolen from sickipedia, who do normally give credit for whoever originally wrote the work - aggressively so.
But funnyjunkers are xenophobic and don't like the mention of other sites...
#94 - XzCoRkEyzX **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
**XzCoRkEyzX rolls 655,492,381** doubles and this is the funniest thing I'll see all day
User avatar #98 to #94 - WozzaBuddha (07/20/2010) [-]
indeed it is
#158 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 07**
#20 - Nickler (07/19/2010) [-]
Wow realistic....
#139 - RandomGuyLoL **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
i guess you could say that they

*puts glasses on*

switched roles.
User avatar #140 to #139 - TheElectricCat (07/20/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#146 to #139 - Hellyeh **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
oh my gosh thats bad
User avatar #147 - GLaDOS (07/20/2010) [-]
ITS BILLY MAYS CAPS LOCK DAY!! WOOOOOOOHHH
#176 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
fap fap fap. this is how i fap. do the fap rap.

#88 - Rathem **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
**Rathem rolls 634,458,852** Doubles and you make a joke of the day for atleast another 2 months.
#91 to #88 - Rathem **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
My post # Is doubles.. 88, So that counts. because i said so. 2 more months buddy!
User avatar #92 to #91 - Alexanderdavidband (07/20/2010) [-]
You got 88 in your roll too.... theres just a pimple between em
User avatar #93 to #92 - Zeigh ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
rathem you got 63-44-5-88-52
that plus your # you got yourself tripple doubles o.0
User avatar #95 to #93 - Alexanderdavidband (07/20/2010) [-]
trip dubs!

Party time!
#96 to #95 - chazchaz **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
sexy party time
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