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#209 - WaterGod
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(07/09/2010) [-]
my god these are funny but if i met that girl i would have to bludgeon her to death with a spoon yes a spoon to make it last longer
#216 to #209 - pkmn **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Well see, heres the problem. Bludgening her to death with a spoon would make it last longer, but she'd be alive and talking around you... much longer. That doesn't sound pleasent to me, so I'd have to go with a quicker death, just so i wouldn't have to hear her talk so much. One probably could use Chloroform, but then she'd just be passed out and unconsious, like if she'd been beaten with something a little heavier, say, a golf club. Or a computer. Or a large dog. Or a barrel.

Just some thoughts.
#219 to #216 - SadisticApprentice **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
why not use a spork?
#233 to #219 - anon
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(07/09/2010) [-]
or you could duct tape her mouth shut and cut her with a ball
#223 to #216 - Imagine
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(07/09/2010) [-]
If your going to use chloroform you'd have to rape her otherwise your method would be incorrect.
#55 - WalkinOnSunshine **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
i fit the last one. nobody ever talks to me at school until something needs to be turned in or its test day. then everyone is your best friend.
#166 to #55 - anarchyfang **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
charge them for doing there work but get them to pay frst and do all the answers wrong ... ON PERPOSE D :

it would be a total win
#60 to #55 - Eljuego **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
when they have no money, when they want the exam, when they heard of your knew laptop, when they need a homework, you're always the best friend :3.

and i'm not saying that i don't have any friends, just that i'm not the most sociable man in world, and as dr.house is, i always tell them "you ******* asshole you're just bitching 'cause of my lap", so they just turn and say "asshole" and then i put my win face
#74 to #60 - anon
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(07/08/2010) [-]
Oh yeah and when you have gum... Then everyone is your best friend or says they will be if you give them one... Yea.
#92 to #74 - kornchild
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(07/08/2010) [-]
same with cough drops..
#197 - myusernamerocks **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Be really mean to the fat girl



" I have nothing against fat people! "
#169 - EaterOfUniverses **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Get $5 in allowance

"GUISE, I'M RICH!"
#148 - Ouronlysavior **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
They should make an average 7th grade beiber wannabe
O_O Wait
*Logs onto memegenerator
#53 - cystemic
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(07/08/2010) [-]
call best friend a hoe

ask for lunch money at recess
#37 - PornHub **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
8th grader ...Having sex with the teacher...Hm...
#68 to #37 - endlessspaghetti **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
Mr.Pedoson.
#79 to #37 - midgman
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(07/08/2010) [-]
sounds like my ex gf (who slept with 2 other guys)
#84 to #79 - PornHub **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
And shes in 8th grade?
#85 to #84 - midgman
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(07/08/2010) [-]
....pretty sure. idk.
#33 - ForReal
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(07/08/2010) [-]
um, whats vbscript?
#38 to #33 - Lawlho [OP]
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(07/08/2010) [-]
well..i use like so...go to your browser and type this exactly (quotes included) : "vbscript:WELCOME TO THE MATRIX"
#27 - ploppup
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(07/08/2010) [-]
One sip of red bull

OMG im hyper

OR

Act hyper

to get attention
#34 to #27 - Seastone
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(07/08/2010) [-]
I read about some studies they're doing that show kids who consume sugar are usually no more hyper than kids who don't- it's all in their parents' (and their own) heads. Of course, that was young children, but the same thing applies as to what your saying. It's so true.
#49 to #27 - Eljuego **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
that **** works for nothing though...
i used to like get ready for a tkd competition but nothing happened, i didn't get wings
#218 - SadisticApprentice **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
water in a water bottle






tell everybody its vodka
#206 - Steventyler **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Nerd asks for eraser


OMG GUISE I'M SO NICE AND COMPASSIONATE

Nerd refusees to let whore copy

NOBODY LIEKS YOU FAGGOT WHY DON'T YOU GO DIE?!?!

#180 - didido
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(07/09/2010) [-]
cheat on test



professional bad-ass !
#205 to #180 - anon
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(07/09/2010) [-]
smell cute guy








give him a quickie
#177 - Rathem **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
bump into cute guy


give him a quickie
#183 to #177 - anon
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(07/09/2010) [-]
accidentally make eye contact with a cute guy


give him a quickie
#184 to #183 - Matchew **User deleted account**
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#193 to #184 - TarnRazor
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Brother is a cute guy...



Give him a quickie
#195 to #193 - Noxiouswolf **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Nerd buys you a drink



give him all nighter
#201 to #195 - Benjimon **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Period?

Do him anyway.
#172 - Hazza UK
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Wear really revealing clothes to non school uniform#




Tell people to stop staring.
#141 - DirtyShizno
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(07/09/2010) [-]
I especially hated that last one. Spot on sir.
#142 to #141 - anon
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(07/09/2010) [-]
yup
#134 - RainbowMassacre **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Get winked at in store.


[[Insert hoe here.]]


Post on Facebook about how you're in love.
#116 - ExplosionsNshit **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Ask dad to go concert, he says no




Ask mom
#96 - Chernobyl **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2010) [-]
Last one is all too familiar to me.
#101 to #96 - MrZap **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
I'm that smart person.
#102 to #96 - MrZap **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
At least one of them.
#1 - didido
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#3 to #1 - anon
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(07/08/2010) [-]
WHORE!!
#179 to #3 - didido
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#98 to #1 - zingysquid
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(07/08/2010) [-]
You Shut your whorish mouth you whore!
#8 to #1 - Bosnia
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(07/08/2010) [-]
**** you faggot!
#178 to #8 - didido
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#227 - CreepyPasta **User deleted account**
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(07/09/2010) [-]
Girls like this piss me the **** off. One time this past year (my senior year) we had a substitute teacher because the real teacher broke a rip fapping or something idfk but anyway this chick went to the teacher and asked for the speakers for the LCD projector... she got them... and hooked up her iPod to them and started blasting techno and gangsta rap. I asked to go to the bathroom and went to the library where I got my own speakers, and did the same. Except I blasted them the **** out with White Chapel, Winds of Plague and Bring me the Horizon. They were like EWWWW SCREAMO. It was a good day.